>GF playing Overwatch with friends
>Just started it not ranked match or anything, game you can just quit whenever
>Decide to get kinky and eat her out while she plays
>Day later she decides to return the favor while I'm playing DotA
>Above average new season ranked MMR
>Ask her to stop because i keep dying
>She gets upset and leaves
I fucked up how do I un-fuck this up
Also, autism stories time
>>28937749
get out of here you normie faggot
>>28937749
I legitimately hope you kill yourself, you're living the dream and you still manage to fuck it up>tfw wouldn't even want her to return the favor because girls playing video games is my fetish
>>28937749
>anon fell for the 3D meme
>>28937777
quads speaketh the truth
>>28937777
woah look at that quads, that's the highlight of my year so far.
>>28937793
I legitimately busted the biggest nut by not touching my dick
I used to churn it out like he does but if you don't touch your dick you're guaranteed to blast like crazy.
>>28937749
what an awful post
>>28937777
what a great post
>>28937749
HAHA u were probably a whiney bitch about it...
"NO BABE PLZ IM...AAARGH IM DED AGAIN AH SHIT...OK BABE STOP NOW"
So now shes gone to find a real man who works hard for his money and treat him to a great sensual blowjob.
>>28937749
kill yourself right now. You don't belong here and you don't deserve to live for fucking your shit up that bad. Faggot.
>>28937749
U were supposed to play the best dota game of your life and win. Then u get to say "sheeit i wasnt even tryin that hard cuz i was gettin muh dik sukked!!"
>>28937826
>I legitimately busted the biggest nut by not touching my dick
>I used to churn it out like he does but if you don't touch your dick you're guaranteed to blast like crazy.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>he
>>28938044
Are you implying that that guy jerking off is a woman? With his masculine penis cock dick?
>>28938094
yes, she's a cute girl and I want to fuck her boypussy
>>28937749
>sorry sorry sorry
Why would you ever say sorry 3 times? Just give it to her straight.
"Look, I'm sorry but you kept getting my killed so I had to tell you to stop. You don't give bad jobs or anything, but it messed with my game today. "
Done.
>>28938220
normies don't think, anon
>I play assfaggots
That's where you messed up
You were playing the original DotA? You probably deserved it.
>>28937749
>can't even play vidya while getting a blowie jay
your power level is so weak that i wonder how you function at all tbqh
>>28937749
G I T
U
D
U SKRUB
Blizzard just gave your woman an excuse to cheat
how diabolical
