18 here
first pack of cigarettes i ever bought
having trouble opening it
ive been driking and am stoned and on benzos
there is a little plastic string you pull to unwrap a little over an inch from the top, but I'm sure you already got it.
>>28937711
>smoking
>ever
You're a fucking impressionable retard.
There is literally nothing impressive or cool about smoking.
>>28937812
im honestly probably going to throw away all but 2 of the cigarettes 2bh
last time i smoked a cigarette was like a year ago, it was offered to me. it made me high. i believe it was this kind so i bought it
>>28937711
75 cents?
I thought they were like 5 pounds
>>28937812
>There is literally nothing impressive or cool about smoking.
Well good thing he didn't say how impressive and cool he was for smoking you projecting faggot.
>>28937843
75c off
the pack was like 8 or 9 usd i frget
>>28937833
>last time i smoked a cigarette was like a year ago, it was offered to me. it made me high.
???
>>28937891
probably one of those kids who gets drunk off margarita mix
>>28937853
ah yes of course he doesn't think that. That's why he posted about all the cool guy drugs he's on.
>>28937891
Did you ever smoke a cigarette before?
The "high" or what I call the headrush of Nicotine when you first smoke one is so intense. I was couch locked for a good 5-10 minutes, felt amazing.
>>28937891
yeah, i got light headed and had to sit down. it was psychoactive
>>28937843
That is a 75 cent coupon on the box
>>28937833
Crush cigarettes are terrible, they have a bead on the filter that you 'crush' with your finger to make it a menthol
Any 'high' that you're getting doesn't really depend on the brand, even though there's a million.
I'm 25, here's a slice of advice.
Stop doing drugs and drinking. Only drink on rare occasions. Cut the smoking shit out. You're gonna stain your teeth like I did and have smelly breath.
Start working out and taking care of yourself. Wish I did that when I was younger.
>>28937861
man you made me want to smoke a cigarette. i think i have a pack somewhere. gonna get it and chill on my balcony thanks op
>>28938010
i already do work out. been lifting a few years. i just occasionally indulge in alcohol, and ive maybe smoked 10 cigarettes in my life
i smoke marijuana daily though
>>28937711
dont start faggot not worth it trust me
maybe i shouldnt have taken that second xanax bar
wew
im getting ready to make a fool of myself on facebook
>>28937711
Holy shit your ankle is bigger than your foot.
>>28937812
>projecting this hard
holy shit famalamadingdong you really got some problems
>drugs
>smoking
>drinking
>normiebook
OMG guys im a robot i swear xDDD
yeah i crushed the thing and now this shit is hitting me like a freight train
gonna take a bong rip
>>28938353
>muh exclusive clubhouse
Kill yourself.
>>28937711
>Doing illegal drugs and drinking presumably underage
>Waiting to be of legal age to smoke
fucking wew
>alcohol
>benzos
>weed
>cigarettes
>all at the same time
Enjoy your heart attack faggot
>>28937711
You're gonna regret it so much in your 20s
And 30s
And 40s
And 50s if youre lucky
t. Smoker
>>28937812
If it weren't for cigarettes I'd probably have already viciously massacred a mall by now.... James Holmes style.
>>28937861
Thank you anon. I smoke Marlboro Lights, what you got? >>28938017
>>28937891
do you not remember your first cigarette? I remember mine
>smoke a few cigarettes incorrectly (didn't inhale)
>finally buy a pack for myself to see what the fuss is about
>Camel Crush Menthols (you are welcome to laugh or recoil in disgust at this time)
>still manage to smoke the first couple wrong that night (autism)
>next morning
>inhale like I'm breathing normal air
>chemically laced smoke fills my lungs
>feel slight rush within seconds
>intriguing
>can't even finish the cigarette because the buzz is too strong
>go inside and take the fattest shit of my life
>remain on toilet until strength returns somewhat
>still have to lie down for a while
>>28937711
>Drinking while on benzos
You are extremely stupid. Have fun not remembering anything tomorrow
Hey anon I'm smoking the same stuff! I almost quit, 3 weeks clean, than I have in. I would advise you to just stop smoking all together. Because this habit is shit.
>>28939403
So why are you here? I'm sure you can find more relatable people on reddit. Is it because reddit isn't an exclusive clubhouse?
>>28940555
The fact you come into a thread with this aura of superiority in the fact you consider yourself by your standards a "robot" when the guy said nothing about robots being drug users only signals your own insecurity in your online persona.
>>28940653
You didn't answer my question. Why are you here?
>>28940696
Memescomment was original
>>28937711
>drinking
>on benzos
goodbye forever op :/
when you quit your sport and your dad hasn't talked to you since
