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At what point in your life did you become the robot type? >be
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At what point in your life did you become the robot type?

>be me
>be 16
>at party
>people are connecting their phones to the speakers and letting them play
>friend asks me if he can use my phone to play some of my songs (we had similar music taste)
>he connects it up, all good
>at that point, I remember I had caramelldansen saved on my phone
>oh shit
>decent song plays first
>crisis averted
>do general partying for a bit, people are liking the music so far
>eventually carramelldasen plays
>how do I explain this
>hide in toilet.

and that's the story of how I lost my normiehood. I'm awake at night thinking back to that moment.
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Is caramelldansen really that bad?
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>>28936930
it is when its playing full blast in a room full of normies.
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I was always super shy and just sad since I was a kid. I like to keep to myself and everything is upsetting but that's who I am.
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oh man op I would've not been able to survive that
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>>28937018
indeed it was very painful.
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>>28936896
>become

Hahahahaha
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>>28936896
>be me
>happy, well adjusted child
>turn 12
>everyone's childish innocence develops into adolescent cruelty
>become fat, all groups reject me for being a fat nerd
>high school comes around
>live life as I'm used to: a quiet isolated nerd
>still living life that way
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>>28936896
>carramelldasen

that song is whack for gods sake, life is 10 what happens and 90 % how you react.

Chad would laugh it off and probably dance to this song and go home and fuck the prom queen even if its not prom.

But you fucks get bend over little things like some little bitch that u are.

hahaha
served u right.

Im dancing to this and feel it make me hard and victorious.
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>>28937919
*hugs anon tightly*
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If you turn "robot," then chances are, you are probably a failed normie. Nevertheless, here we go.

>non-American robot
>Go to 1st and 2nd grade in a big city, had one friend, fairly good reputation
>Move back to my hometown (Decently sized, not too small)
>Get bullied 3rd grade, get in few fights
>Win one of the fights
>Had one friend
>4th grade, really love my classmates, got a group of fantastic best friends
>5th grade, mom finally decides to move to US
>Studied advanced English for a while since English in public schools is absolute shit
>Move to US
>Spend entire 6th grade being a silent kid, yet still able to understand what people talk about most of the time
>No friends, yet some people that adopted me to their tables and such
>For first time, experienced robot lifestyle, but still fairly unaware of everything around me
>7th grade, start talking, make 2, possibly could've had my first gf who's almost 8/10, end up going to advanced program and losing them all
>8th grade, join a big circle of friends, made 2 loyal friends, rest are emo girls that I had good relations with
>9th grade, went to a different school than all of my friends, emo girls turn even bigger cunts
>Start having more introspective thoughts and deep hatred of normie culture
>Slowly lose loyal friends as well

Still KHV
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>>28938364
So now you are 17 an life sucks?

How old r u?
baby...

Until you're 25 dont come here.

reeee

AAnd you dont wanna have that badge of honor.
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>>28938516
>At what point in your life did you become the robot type?
Not underage, it just said "At what point"
I know that you lads don't like it when anyone who's younger than 25. I even stated that I am probably considered a failed normie.
REEE at me all you want, but currently, it's not getting any better.
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>>28936896
>party
>friend
>relatable music taste with other people

not a robot
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>>28936896
>be 16
>Chad cousin lets me tag along to a party again
>I get really drunk, and with my inhibitions gone....I go sit on the couch in a corner and ignore everyone
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