>be me
>hire a prostitute to finaly loose the V
>don't wanna loose it to some cheap ho
>start looking at the backpages
>see this girl for 800EUR a night
>since I have a job that pays me 1100 EUR per month its ok for me
>the girl is super hot
>send her a mail
>one day later she sends me back one saying I'm on a shortlist
>fuck that
>go back to the backpages
>find another girl that's hot for 600EUR
>send her the same mail
>she writes back only a few minutes later
>we start talking and move over to texting
>we agree on the place, time, and all other things
>the day comes
>she comes over
>we get naked
>she saw I have a average benis but didn't laugh
>we start with touching
>she grabes my dick
>I came
>she says "Oh looks like Usain Bolt has a chalanger"
>I had no idea who that was until I googled him after she left
>we did it after that.
>I didn't last long
>probably 5-7 minutes
>then she asks me if she can spend the night
>being beta I say ok
>I didn't sleep that night because I was afraid that she was gonna rob me
>In the morning she left and said to call her sometime
All in all I say she wasn't worth the 600EUR but I did loose my V card. So I guess that's the price I had to pay.
pic related is her
origi is origiale
>>28936906
Looks pretty average. 600 euro for that? Top kek
this was pretty tragic, anon.
>I didn't sleep that night because I was afraid that she was gonna rob me
>>28936883
>spending half your month's wages on a prostitute
she's trying to make you usual business dude
dont fall for it
girls irl dont care about dick size as long as you are 5inches or more (since most dont get pleasure from penetration anyway unless you are very thick)
good for you bro but dont spend so much next time you fucking eurocuck
600 bucks what the fuck
i paid 150 to lose my virginity and that was too much
what yuro country?
>>28936883
>she says "Oh looks like Usain Bolt has a chalanger"
Hooker with the burn
We need face pics to judge whether or not she was worth it.
>>28936883
where the fuck do you even live? here you can fuck a QT for ~50EUR...
>paying someone to fuck
>paying
Nigger just go on craigslist or gumtree
>>28937819
I don't get it. Is she calling him skelly or is op an athlete of some kind?
>>28937784
How thick we talking boo
>>28937868
Where you at nigga?
Originale
>>28937899
she's making a joke at how quickly he came since Usain Bolt is a very fast runner
>>28937899
she's saying he came fast
Usain Bolt is fast
>>28937899
This is why you are a robot kek
>>28937911
Hungary. average price is 15000HUF/hour
>>28936883
mate why didn't you fucc more if she spent the night tf
>>28936955
He paid her for the entire night, for some reason, rather than just an hour
>>28937950
Gotta love them cheap Eastern Euro whores
>>28936883
>every single aspect of this story
>>28936883
>Oh looks like Usain Bolt has a chalanger
Based escort
>>28937819
Have an upvote you.
>>28937904
about this thicc
>>28936883
>she says "Oh looks like Usain Bolt has a chalanger"
I stopped reading right there...:/
>>28936883
5-7 minutes is fine. She didn't get off, but that's not what she was there for. Also, next time it happens, just play it off and act like you don't care about whether she enjoyed herself. That's what an alpha does.
>>28939426
>scarred benus
>>28940218
That's what an MRA fedoratard does, actually. Not a surprise an animeposting manchild doesn't know the difference, though.
>>28937950
What's 1 Huf to a US dollar?
>>28936883
>paying 600eu for sex.
thank god I live in seaa where gooks cost a fraction
>>28940307
oh goody a feminist
>>28940406
Feminists don't prey on young teenage girls
>>28940261
>scarred
no i'm just 'murrican and the le foreskin jew meme is silly
