I CANNOT FUCKING MAINTAIN A GF BECAUSE OF 5x4.5 INCHES PENCILDICKLET
WHY WAS I CURSED WITH LOW TEST?!
is your penis small and cute?
>>28936677
YOU CLOWN I JUST ANNOUNCED IT ABOVE IT'S FIVE FUCKING INCHES OF LENGTH ON FOUR AND A HALF INCHES OF GIRTH OF COURSE IT'S SMALL YOU FOOL. FUCK YOU, FAGGOT.
>>28936720
if it's cute can we see it? I want to see
>>28936720
Yeah im with the other robot, please can we see it I really wanna see it anon
>>28936653
>4.5 inch wide dick
Lol okay
I bet it's cute. I'd love to play with your cute little penis
>>28936653
You might have 2 different things there
>>28936653
>tfw I'm a 6.5 inch dicklet king
There's no worse feeling than literally being half an inch away from greatness. At least at the bottom of the barrel you know what to expect.
>>28937101
That's circumference not width you fucking moron.
>>28937664
Your life is not going to somehow be radically different if you gain half an email much of cock, retard. It's such a stupid number to be obsessed over because units of measurement are so arbitrary
>>28936653
Mfw 7in x 5.25in Every girl I've been with loves to suck it