Through years of meme magic the Magic Conch has become one with reality.
Ask your question in this thread to receive the ultimate answer.
>>28936520
Will I get a gf this summer?
autism
>>28936520
will i graduate from my virginity?
>>28936520
will i pass math this semester
>>28936520
Will I ever lose my virginity as well?
>>28936555
holy shit i have hope
trips guarantee it, gonna go walk around for a prostitute
>>28936580
kill yourself
>>28936520
am I a real human bean?
>>28936520
Oh, Magic Conch, should I work on my project right now?
Can I achieve enlightenment right now?
Does she like me back?
this is an original question
>>28936520
Will she or does she love me?
>>28936645
>Maybe
Magic Conch, please, I need a straight answer.
>>28936654
please, I must know
>>28936520
Do I have a chance?
Cancer
>>28936645
>>28936667
Doesn't matter, you're gay.
>>28936667
Fuck you, conch. Go kill yourself
Did she like me when we went out to the park in a romantic way?
is it going to work out?
does jojo really love me
>>28936682
>No
LOL
originla
>>28936520
Will I marry my Japanese 202 teacher?
should I kill myself?inb4 I roll 0
>>28936732
Fugg :D
Will I fuck her at least?
Will I actually get a gf one day? No fap recommendations this time please
was the isla vista massacre a hoax
Is it time to fap?
Let me know magic conch
should i just go with it?
>>28936777
checked my gay friend
>>28936520
rolling is hard with the robot
Did hitler do anything wrong?
My only reason for living is that from what our limited understanding of quantum electrodynamics tells me there's no difference in being dead or alive. Should I just kill myself anyway?
>>28936520
second original comment for a reroll
>>28936520
will her and I have a good conversation tomorrow, where she begins to realize that she misunderstood me and that we're actually in synch?
>>28937298
THE CONCH HAS SPOKEN.
>>28936520
Do i look good enough to get your average 9/10?
>>28936520
Will I ever have sex with a black girl?
>>28937454
Asking again yes or no
>>28937484
One more time , yes or no?
Will I finally get a decent job and be able to move out of my parents' house?
>>28936520
Will Andy pick me?
>>28937524
I ask again; Will I finally get called to work in that government job? I need to get out of here.
Am I going to fail?
Will we ever be back?
Will I become homeless?
>>28937597
No, I am not a homosexual. I implore you to reconsider.
>>28936520
Will i find true love in the near future
>>28936520
Will she say yes, new Magic Conch?
>it's a storefront Capcha
>>28937752
R-reroll :(
Jdbdbjd
Is Batman v. Superman kapekino?
>>28936520
Will I find a female that will truly romantically love me in next 20 years?
>>28936520
will my back injury heal this year?
Will I remain a virgin forever, magic conch?
Will I ever find another worthwhile hobby?
Is it possible for me to get repeating digits?
>>28937854
Well? Will I ever lose my virginity or at least hold a girl's hand?
Will I lose my virginity in the next 3 years?
>>28937884
Well fuck you too Conch
>>28936520
should i go with education
>>28936520
Should I do the thing that I am thinking about doing?
>>28937847
I'm pretty sure that I am not.
I'll ask again. If I roll 7 again, I'll roll again for my qt bf :^)
>>28937924
You faggot conch, tell me
>>28937908
Will he lose his virginity?
This conch shell is a fucking nigger
Will I get a good grade on that project due Thursday?
>>28936520
Is there hope for me?
please let there be hope
MAGIC CONCH will I ever have another chance at love?
>>28937947
>>28937967
FUCKING REEEEEEE STOP IT
>>28937977
>You're homosexual
FUCK YOU MAGIC CONCH REEEE
Should I just kill myself then conch?
>>28937990
Kek your a faggot who has to kill himself.
All hail the magic conch.
will he ever love me again?
>>28938023
i'm gonna kill myself kek
>>28936520
Will I find the one?
Cheers bob
>>28936520
Will he actually buy the van, and do this thing?
>>28938061
YES
ABSOLUTE MADMAN
Great magic conch answer me this question.
Am I a pinecone?
Will I fuck that redhead at my new job?
>>28938174
Asking this again...
Would she want me if she knew the truth?
will dockbro survive tonight?
the frogbros need him
O great magic conch, was /pol/ right all along?
Will I get a second chance, a restart in life, sonI can fix my mistakes and not be a failure?
>>28938309
Give me a straight answer might conch shell.
>>28936520
Will i die in my sleep tonight?
oregonale
>>28936520
Am I ever gonna make it?
>>28938608
but I want to go to sleep right now
will i get high tonight?
>>28936520
Oh Magic Conch, will I meet the girl from last night'sdream
>>28936520
>not a nothing option
this aint no magic conch
O magic conch, will I ever have a gf?
>>28938720
you don't need to tell me twice
Am I a normie? Pls say yes
>>28938859
I don't get it, pls tell me again if I am normanboy
>>28936520
how do i get off this autistic website?
