So who here is into facesetting? I want it to happen to me :(
I set faces all the time. I don't get paid I just do it for the love of the set.
>>28936402
please for the love of god sit on my face contact info pls
>>28936505
as long as you don't inhale my musk
>>28936528
But I want to be forced to sniff your ass
I would kill to ride a mouth right now dear god
>>28936607
Man I know this is bait but please sit on my face contact info.
Facesitting is for normies
Me and my gf.
Sometimes I have to beg her. It's a little frustrating that she'd rather JUST suck my dick than ride my face while kissing it, but I guess I can't complain... and I suppose it's kind of an uncomfortable angle for her neck
>>28936371
Banned in England edition
>>28936628
Sauce?
>>28936607
t-tell us more please
it smells like ass but its kinda good especially drunk but then sometimes too much but its good to idk
>>28936662
It's just I pampered myself earlier and now feel all clean but also antsy. I might have to get back into the shower.
It's my fetish but from what I hear, girls despise doing anything that doesn't involve them being submissive, unless they're financially coerced.
so
whatever
>>28936818
Where did you hear this? I wonder if that is true
>>28936818
you heard wrong, mr vyro
>>28936818
I think I love face sitting the most when I haven't been pleased enough. Then their face is stuck there and I get as much as I need whether they like it or not.
Pretty top tier
>>28936628
>>28936661
thats a dude, dude
>tfw thats kinda hot actually
>>28936818
>It's my fetish but from what I hear, girls despise doing anything that doesn't involve them being submissive, unless they're financially coerced.
>so
>whatever
ty for the info Shane
>>28936880
Have you ever read anything a legit girl has posted online? Almost every girl out there has rape fetishes and wants to be dominated. Just give up hope like I have.
>>28936897
And where have you heard anything to the contrary?
>>28936901
>gay ERPers in charge of pretending to be grills
>>28936977
Oh man you've been rekt
>>28936371
yeah but there's no point when she's that skinny. i need a proportional fatty for that shit
>>28936993
how did he get rekt?
>>28936977
>And where have you heard anything to the contrary?
from women who want to be dominant while we're fucking
am normie, have had sex with chicks who are into light domination and chicks that are into a lot of it(which is only fun until the pain outweighs the kink)
>>28936977
girl here, no rape fantasies, don't want to be dominatedi want to dominate sissy men though
>>28937034
Do you emember a time when fembots would post their tits to compare them, then delete them all before too much of a commotion was caused?
>>28937045
why the fuck are you even here
of course girls would do anything for a disgusting chad. someone average like me doesn't stand a chance at a girl like that. They take immense pleasure in literally cucking any man below 9/10
>>28937084
>girl here, no rape fantasies, don't want to be dominated i want to dominate sissy men though
>sissy men
So a closet lesbian? You don't count
God tier fetish senpai
>>28937193
Tfw keep buying skirts and dresses and still haven't gotten to lift my skirt and grind on a tongue.
>>28937211
Grind my face please tell me you live in Las Vegas
I think it's only good with cotton panties though.
>>28937226
IT'S A DUDE YOU IDIOT
>>28936371
Its pretty awesome, but in the end a relationship isnt worth the trouble. My ex used to do it all the time, making her cum while rubbing her pussy and ass all over my face.
I left her though maybe 6months ago or more and went back to being alone and isolated, people are just exhausting to have interpersonal relationships with desu.
>>28937226
Not Las Vegas, predictably.
My shower head will have to suffice again.
Oral set feels best for me when I'm on my back with my legs spread and my bf is on his knees servicing me, plus I get to look into his qt eyes and grab his hair.
Facesitting just feels weird because I'm scared that I'll crack his nose if I put too much weight on his face, or accidentally scrape my vagina with his teeth.
DAE know this feel
>>28937302
I used to give my ex the best orgasms with her sitting on my mouth facing me. Same deal where you can see face and grab hair, but also after she came holding her down by her arms and making her cum harder was nice.
It took her a while to get comfortable with it but just had to make sure she knew how much I liked it and eventually she quit worrying about what was probably the same thing your worrying about. If hes any good he won't let his teeth scrape you, you just don't bare them.
>>28937302
That sounds terrible. My experience with it has always been the polar opposite I think. I just relax and use him to please me and my mind goes blank. I think I worry after the fact of being too loud or rough, though.
God dammit I need to get laid.
>>28937407
Quit lusting after Chad then and find a robot who would go out of his way to please you and make you feel good.
>>28937491
BUT I DID FIND A ROBOT AND HE'S TOO MUCH OF A ROBOT TO HAVE SEX
REEEEEEE
>>28936371
Face sitting is in my top 5 fetishes or so, so girlfriend indulges me all the time.
>>28936633
Why are you guys complaining about that?
Theres nothing enjoyable from eating a girl out what the fuck
REEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>mfw I'm a brazilian
>>28938039
So farts in your mouth from an oversized evolved gorilla it is
>>28938073
Uh I fucking love when my girlfriend farts in my face.
>>28936402
ye in ky?are you in kentucky?
>>28936818
Seriously, why are you tripfags so pathetic and out of touch with reality? You come here so much you start believing everything other equally as pathetic people tell you as truth.
Please, PLEASE kill yourself.
>>28938406
You act like I'm not one of the reasons people believe such things
>tfw no mommy gf to sit on my face
Hurts desu
Women pussy are disgusting, it smells bad if she didn't take a bath before. Look don't focus on pleasuring her, just go in, out, in, out, cum and disappear like a black father.
Never put your tongue where Chad marked with his cum.
>>28938637
I didn't say anything like that at all, can you read?
>>28936371
The only type of porn that gets me off every time is lesdom where the dom forces the sub to lick her cunt, breathe in her cunt, and eat her cunt by force.
There's just something insanely hot watching one woman physically dominate and rape another.
Any one know these feels?
Literally all women like being thrown around and fucked. If they say they don't, they haven't met anyone else. So far not a single woman hasn't enjoyed it; I am four for four on beating the hell out of women and them liking it.
>>28937996
>Theres nothing enjoyable from eating a girl out
Making a woman cum so hard she is literally paralyzed, then throwing her on her belly and fucking her while shes an invalid is top tier.
>>28939016
Yeah cant really argue against that but thats more of a byproduct innit?
>>28939365
have you ever fucked a woman before anon? you ever eaten a girl out until she can't move and then shoved your dick up her ass?
eat pussy.
>>28939365
I actually got satisfaction from making them cum. Im done with relationships now, but when I was with a woman I enjoyed making them orgasm because I thought they were a good person and deserved it so I wanted to please them. The sex after was usually the byproduct desu.
>tfw super into facesitting, and generally giving oral
>had multiple wet dreams where I give a girl oral, and I cum from it, despite not receiving any stimulation in the dream
>I would rather eat a girl out than have actual sex with one
Is this normal? Am I a cuck?
>>28939660
Well, you are the same as me. And I actually am a cuck, but that doesn't mean you are. It might mean you are a bit submissive, or it could just be that you love to eat pussy.
My nose is too big so it's basically up her ass
>>28939685
I am incredibly submissive. Always jack off to lesbian bdsm shit, imagining I am the slave. I think it's part of the reason thatI'm still a kissless virgin. Also, I am into humiliation, but never understood the appeal behind literal cuckoldry.
>>28939770
You just need to find women who like being dominant/being worshipped etc. Not that hard to do, I've been with a bunch of them.
And the cuckolding thing is appealing for...i dunno, well I am submissive and bi and like humiliation, so I usually get to suck the bull, eat his cum, get humiliated. And then afterwards have amazing hot sex while talking through every detail.
>>28936371
It's overhyped
>>28936371
>>28939830
>>28939770
Both of you get the fuck off my planet. Fucking degenerates.
>>28939744
that's a good thing tho b/c then you get to smell the inside of her brapfactory. fresh braps are best braps.
>>28939830
>tfw the one girl I know who I think is dominant, is a literal tumblr sjw, obsessed with anything homosexual, or transgender, as well as being a literal Black Lives Matter supporter.
>>28939887
>not being a submissive male
Fuck off you literal chad. You really don't belong on this board.
>tfw you eat a girl out then fuck her up the ass xdd
How you can be dominant, and end up here, is a mystery to me.
>>28939934
>tfw the one girl I know who I think is dominant, is a literal tumblr sjw, obsessed with anything homosexual, or transgender, as well as being a literal Black Lives Matter supporter.
and?
>tfw being a submissive femdomfag demi-Chad on /r9k/
>tfw browsing through comments of faggots saying submissive guys are pathetic and that women despise them, when I have had more girls in the last two months than they will have in a lifetime
>tfw if they were any good with women at all, they'd know that the actual content of sex barely matters in a relationship, FWB situation, or hookup, as long as the woman is impressed with your Chad power
>tfw if they knew anything at all about chicks, they'd know that once a woman has been wooed by your stupid banter, she'll be down for almost anything
>tfw chilling out and joking about my facesitting kink with a girl 8 years younger than me, while she sits on my face with no problems and has a fun time, because she likes me in general
>tfw getting vanilla and sub girls to have fun experimenting with femdom stuff because they have a fun time hanging out with me overall
>tfw if the people mocking subfags knew ANYTHING about women, had ANY experience with them, they'd know that this is 100% the norm
>tfw they're pathetic overcompensating betas who think they will become more alpha if they assert anonymous superiority to people with different fetishes
>tfw my phone buzzed while I was typing this because a hot brown girl is confirming we're meeting tomorrow afternoon
>tfw as I was typing that last message, the aforementioned 8-years-younger girl messaged me on Skype
>tfw she sat on my face two days ago
>>28939934
Because you robots have always been a part of my life, and my brothers need help.
>>28940138
...and that means we were in completely different social groups and have basically nothing in common. Hence, I was never able to make her my dominant gf.
>>28940343
okay but what makes you think she is the only dom girl you know? lots of girls are up for being dominant despite what you may believe.
BRRAAAAAAAPAAPPAPAPPAPAPFFFFFTHHH
>>28937084
how sissy? I look like a Chad but I like being dominated
>>28940282
Chomsky avatarposting? Rare, but a good post. Saved.
>>28940421
>Brrrap posting without YV
Filthy
>>28940421
fuck off brapfag. Jesus christ you ruin all the good butt threads.
>tfw missed out on PTP in h.s. and will never have one of them sit on my face
literally no point in living tbqh
>>28942138
he's australian so it explains it
>>28936977
>Just give up hope like I have.
breh, if Vyro cant get a dominant girl, it pretty much doesn't exist. I believe him.
>>28942371
Vyro gets girls online. He just forces them not to go public with some excuse and then cucks them so I've heard.
It'd hurt his brand if that was common knowledge
>>28936818
>>28936977
>tfw grill with basically no submissive qualities
>tfw everyone assumes I'm submissive because of looks and my shyness
>tfw show dominance and everyone gets scared away but when trying to be passive/submissive everyone drops me
what the fuck do people even want
>>28936371
It's fucking amazing. Especially once she pulls my dick out of my pants and starts sucking it. Ugh, hasn't happened in a few days, though. I miss it.
>>28942138
it's like you don't even know that farts and shit come out of asses. That's what they are for! Ass licking is a meme designed to get more degenerates to catch shit related diseases
>women
>enjoying doing anything to make men happy sexually
>>28942595
We want you to know your fucking place. That's sexy. It doesn't work if you're obviously faking it. You need to actually submit.
>>28942595
>what the fuck do people even want
you to be my gf
>>28942595
A lot of girls seem to think they're dominant but actually aren't. I need to respect someone to submit to them, to feel like they SHOULD be the one in control, otherwise I'll take charge even though I don't prefer it.
>>28943199
>A lot of girls seem to think they're dominant but actually aren't
This. That, or their idea of dominance is just fucking silly and amounts to being slightly less submissive.
>>28943199
>>28943231
"Dominant" women are lying to themselves. I could never submit to a woman because I barely even respect them.
>>28943541
you are a fucking moron though.
>>28943628
Keep telling yourself that. Feminism has utterly failed to make women happy, but force and degradation does.
I mean, I love facesitting, but my wife and my current girlfriend really don't enjoy it... what's a guy to do?!
>>28943783
Sit on her face instead. She'll love it.
>pic related is 4 inches taller and 40 pounds heavier than me
>has been with a lot of guys, but they were all tall dominant chads (including her current boyfriend)
>she decides out of the blue that she wants to try being dominant
>tells me to come over
>start fucking her regularly
>she loves facesitting and she is always on top during sex
>yells at me, insults me, even physically abuses me though ;_;
>whatever, the pussy is too good for me to complain
>her boyfriend finds out
>stays with her on the condition that she never talks to me again
>she cuts contact
I posted our texts way back when this was happening, it was a good thread
now if you check her instagram she acts like they're the happiest couple ever, will post link if you want it bros
>>28945419
Ok I want it now
>>28936818
Vyro told me in secret one time that his fetish was sissy hypno
>tfw no fembot facesit gf
>tfw old guy gets two qt asian girls in school uniform sit on his face
http://xhamster.com/movies/6006882/face_sitting.html
>>28937996
>Theres nothing enjoyable from eating a girl out
Physically speaking there's next to no enjoyment. It doesn't really stimulate any erogenous zones of yourself or anything.
However, mentally it can be very enjoyable if you're into that sort of thing.
Besides the fact I enjoy making my gf orgasm on its own, it's quite a rush to see her body basically move on its own to the stimulus you provide. Being able to get her to that point with just your mouth and perhaps a finger is fucking hot.
To add to that I find the idea of having such control quite hot as well; you're the one that decides when she'll orgasm, how hard she'll orgasm, and you can tease her as much as you want throughout. Building that anticipation and primal desire for release on her end by pausing a few seconds as she's close to that edge before continuing, it adds to the orgasm when it does come.
>>28939660
I enjoy eating my gf out a lot as well, and it's pretty much on par with actual sex for me (sex is extra intimacy and release for me, but she can't orgasm from penetration alone (though she seems to enjoy sex a lot regardless) so in that sense oral is more fun), and no fucking way I'd ever agree with her fucking another dude. Even if she'd suggest that seriously, a break-up would be imminent. You don't have to be a cuck to enjoy giving pleasure.
>>28947946
If anything, making a girl cum hard via oral makes her much less likely to cuck you than a guy who doesn't ever do that for her
>>28947946
My gf cums harder from penetration than oral and yet I still like giving her it
>>28948664
Not sure if or how it correlates to cuckoldry, but the whole "eating her out makes you beta" meme is definitely bullshit.
>>28948696
Yeah, I'd still enjoy eating my gf out even if she'd orgasm from penetration just as well or more. It's still a fun position in my opinion, and it adds to the variety.Much like how my gf enjoys giving me blowjobs in addition to sex even though I can cum from either.
>>28945419
hnnnnng mmphlgdgdgd
wait until you smell your first foul stanky pussy, it's gag inducing
>>28936926
there's no way in hell that's a dude
bumping this glorious thread
>>28936818
fuck off you stupid fucking tripshit
no-one cares about your bullshit social philosophys
>>28936371
I like it when I find someone who hasn't had their face sat on before. I LOVE it when they choke on my squirt.
>>28945709
@thethiqvegan
>>28937084
Same except yes on the rape fantasies ; )
cute sissy boys are 10/10 and usually so desperate that they just do anything you say
>>28936371
>she farts
>op is in India
No thx
>>28937302
YES. homg, and when you're on your back it's the perfect position to grab their hair and force them into your pussy if they're not doing a good enough job
>>28945419
>@thethiqvegan
holy shit post texts etc
>>28952902
fucking post texts/more story please
>>28953103
Having a hot girl sit on your face and fart is the best thing ever. My girlfriend likes to sit on my face after she has taken a shit/pissed but not wiped at all, so i fully lick her clean then make her orgasm. fucking amazing.
>>28953277
https://desustorage.org/r9k/thread/24632649/#24634388
I'm making a webm for u guys don't let this thread die
yooo i made this webm for u guys
thought u might like it ;D
>>28936685
let me grab a pen and paper
Man, this tiny skinny girl I work with was wearing tight jeans and all I wanted to do was pick her up and put her on a table face down and just shove my face in her crotch and inhale.
>>28953290
>>28953855
Is face sitting supposed to be gross to you guys? I only like the idea of it being a nice clean young skinny pink pussy
>>28953918
>he can't appreciate T H I C C
>>28953948
No, I'm a bone lover.
I like how frail and weak they are. It makes them seem more vulnerable to me. I like to be in control.
I love sixty-nine. Fun and pleasure for both.
>>28936371
But it is happening to you ;)
