>wagies
>constantly bitch and moan about "muh contribution to society"
>wagies
>constantly try to shame people into living the same miserable lifestyle
>wagies
>constantly complain about "muh welfare bums"
>without noticing that their boss extracts 90% profits from their work
>just for showing up and getting blowjobs from the receptionist
>>28934700
Here's your reply so you can feel good about yourself.
Wagies hate their own lives so they lie and try to deceive people into coming down to their level, it's a bucket of crabs world for wagecucks. Only one being brought down to their level is the wagie's gf when she's sucking my dick.
>>28934700
>mfw NEETs have to make up wild fantasies about their impoverished lifestyles to compensate for the fact they can't find a job
>>28934745
>"impoverished lifestyle"
>doing whatever i want all day every day
if this is poverty, i hope to achieve third world status soon
>>28934730
Hey thanks, I appreciate it friendo
Damn the NEET life wasnt bad desu. I dont bitch about contributing to society or anything but the income really helps with my goals in life.
>>28934772
>doing whatever you want
>sitting in your house all day with a mental illness is doing whatever you want
>>28934829
>if i call "doing whatever you want" an illness, then it's wrong and he must stop
the only illness here is that stockholm's syndrome you're demonstrating toward your boss
>>28934855
>implying I'm not self employed
Where's your argument for that?
>>28934933
>spending your whole life trying and failing to compete with multinational monopolies
>>28934958
>and failing
Lol nope.
>multinational monopolies
The service i provide cannot be monopolized.
Please keep trying.
>>28934700
No matter how much money I personally "made" for my boss, the fact stands that he was the Chad who wined and dined those clients, laughed at their stupid stories, made them laugh at his stupid stories, and allowed for me to have the opportunity to earn a little money off of our clients' labor needs.
I can't do anything like that.
>>28934772
I recently saw that video and this image killed my sides
>you have to collect stamps
>fuck overwatch louie
stop it hurts
>>28935015
this is the ultimate wagecuck post
you receive 100 wagebucks for this post
but because it's my thread, i naturally get 90 of those 100 wagebucks
i posted this thread, you didn't, that means i deserve that cash more than you
enjoy your 10 wagebucks, wagecuck
if you post better next time, i might give you 15
NEET life is pretty good in Germoni :^)
>>28934700
"Wagecucks" don't make stupid bait threads so they would feel better with themselves.
NEET do.
:^]
>>28935147
wagecucks don't have the energy after working all day to ensure that Chad can buy a new yacht
>>28935073
Your post is worthless, not like projects I can only be invited onto because of my employer's social finesse and his willingness to employ my abilities. Why should he give me more money? It's not like I have a wife or kids to work for.
>>28934700
Thisshows how wagies always say the funniest things.
>>28935213
this is a significantly worse post, employee
i shall be deducting 5 wagebucks from your paycheck
if only you had my finesse, you could extract wages from others instead of having them extracted from you
of course you're too busy laboring for my profits to get a wife and kid
but that's your place in the universe, little wagie - alone and unloved while i make money off of your hard work
that's the natural order and it's a good thing you've accepted that
what would happen if everyone decided to stop working and went NEET?
the government workers who layout the plans for your measly monthly check?
the factory laborers that build the parts to your custom made PC that you browse for hours on end?
the electricians who make sure electricity is provided to the shit ridden house you dwell in for hours on end?
the sanitation workers who make sure that you wont have to live in literal filth (although you continue to do so anyways) the coal miners that also work to provide the same electricity and heat to your house
the farmers, whose work provides the necesary ingredients to the greasy hotpockets you munch on as you continue to shitpost?
medical workers and researchers, who diagnosed your "mental problems" so that you can continue your degenerate lifestyle
the pilots and ship workers that make sure your favorite japanese cartoons make it overseas?
EVEN MORE factory laborers in a foreign land that work for hours on end, making that stupid ass fucking flannel design blanket
the pharmacists who provide the pills that control your pathetic life and make it even worse?
mechanics, plumbers, police officers, lawyers, teachers, pilots, drivers, chemists, programmers, and theres thousands upon thousands of other jobs we need in this world
and you cant even get one. you make me sick you stupid fucking neet
what if they all said fuck it and went NEET?
society would collapse upon itself you stupid fucking NEET
>tfw get to travel the world sampling marine biodiversity and doing what I love
>tfw living in Indonesia for 3 months next year to study coral reefs
Feels pretty good
>>28935306
>what would happen if everyone decided to stop working and went NEET?
>society would collapse upon itself you stupid fucking NEET
nice hypothetical, but in reality everybody will not stop working and become NEET
so we're back where we started
my position is secure because the chad bosses have successfully conditioned you to accept wageslavery
meanwhile they provide welfare to people like me, in order to buy our compliance and keep us from agitating against them
it is a good system
>>28935362
Good to hear. All I hear on this shithole of a board is people complaining that their life sucks. (Wagies and NEATS alike) But they don't do anything about it, it's nice to hear a success story once in a while.
>>28934700
What is the point of all these neet posts? Some are wegies, some are neets, get over it. All have their pros and cons. You don't see wagies making threads about making money and being financially independent, self sufficient, and not being a burden to their family.
>>28935001
>self-employed
>The service i provide cannot be monopolized
Keep sucking dicks anon.
>>28934700
I'm at work right now
>not getting paid to go on 4chinz
ishgddt
>>28935024
please provide me the link good sir
