>tfw your mmo girlfriend is so clingy she sends you text messages all day
What have I gotten myself into?
>>28929817
>Love me!
>oh shit, love me less!
A hell of your own making, what did you expect from antisocial anon that would date someone met in mmo?
>>28929817
>tfw no bf to be utterlly attached to and almost be in tears when they leave me sideor cuddle me
>>28930056
>leave me side
Yarr, scurvy be a hell of a thing matey
>>28929817
You fucking cunt fuck you, I wish someone loved me.
What game!?
How did you meet her?
Teach me your ways fellow anon!
you've gotten yourself into some kind of normie conundrum there, normie
i'm sure /soc/ or /vg/ will be happy to help you.
>MMO girlfriend
You mean the neckbear that is pretending to be a grill.
>tfw guild master's 13 year old granddaughter is crushing on you
>tfw she keeps trying to get your phone number to send you nudes
How do I get this girl to stop? She just doesn't get it, and I don't want to go to jail because some chick half my age thinks we're internet dating.
>>28930233
Flat out tell her you don't want to get Tyrone up your backdoor in jailhouse over her childish crush.
>>28929817
>internet gf
oregano
>>28930233
if only her grandfather was the guild master and easily accessible... how the fuck do you think you get her to stop?
>>28930358
Her granddad doesn't play. I've tried talking to her grandma about it but there's a bit of a language barrier. She's like 60 and mostly speaks Spanish.
>>28930381
Have you considered leading her on for 5 years?
You can mold her into a perfect waifu it's all about the long game for this one.
though depending on the state you can sex her up at 16 I think.
PRIME
TEEN
PUSSY
>>28929817
>mmo girlfriend
