You idiots almost completely ruined my life with your bullshit. I used to like robots at first and i was one because i could relate to you humongous cunts. I was socially autistic, awkward, lonely and tfw no gf.
Im a literal 1/10. A literal one. I used to have some hope before r9k but your redpill completely consumed me in depression.
Last week this new girl in class i asked out said yes and told me she has always had a huge crush on me. I lost my virginity to her two days ago. We're happy and im finally feeling sane again.
If you wanna escape robotism pls stop believing in these bullshit memes these losers speak of. JUST GET OUT OF THIS PLACE IF YOU CAN STILL FEEL A TINY BIT OF SANITY LEFT IN YOU. RUN. NOW.
No where to go
Nope, too late for some of us. Really. But have fun with your normalfag life. You should probably leave here now.
Hello normalfriend and nice pasta. I appreciate the sentiment, after all this place can warp your mind in a way that places you outside societal norms if you spend several hours a day refreshing it. We become like the people we surround ourselves with.
However some of us were not build for this world.
Dont believe youre 1/10. Post photo pls.
>>28929803
Stop lying, giving these poor guys false hope.
>>28929803
so you browsed /r9k/, met a girl and lost your virginity and you're mad about it?
>>28929803
>Be hardcore robot for like 4 years, browse /r9k/ nearly daily
>Quit
>Top in uni
>Better social life
>After 6 months I start skipping classes too much
>Get bottom
>Socially unattached
>Become a shut in again
>Stop talking to people
>Get back on /r9k/
Running is no use.
You're here forever.
>>28929803
Remember anon: alpha fucks, beta bucks. If she doesn't have someone on the side right now, she will at some point.
>>28929830
>>28929848
>>28929872
>>28929874
>>28929884
>>28929912
You idiots are stuck in this cycle of perpetual misery because you like to self pity. The world isnt as dark you view it. Youre basically actually autistic and retarded.
And im not a normalfag. Im ugly as fuck. Im a 5'7 manlet. I cant hold conversations. But im working hard to overcome social anxiety and its helping. My gf is a qt and all i could ask for and i have no idea how this happened
>>28929992
You'll be back, I guarantee it.
>>28929957
Fuck you fuck you fuck you. Ive had enough of listening to your negative pessimistic thoughts about everything. She's had sex with only one guy before when she was 16 (we're 18 now) and she's pretty innocent. Women are whores, i agree. But sometimes they are your whores and you should learn to enjoy those moments instead of being a schizo and paranoid all the time.
>>28929992
you'll come back when she cheats on you with someone who has better abs and a bigger salary.
>>28930072
it might end badly. But at least i would have had a good run and momentary happiness unlike you ultra faggots who keep whining all day and do nothing about it. You can get laid and have some fun if you just stop worrying about getting cucked all the time. Even if you do get cucked, just fucking move on for fucks sake and if you could get one girl you can get another . Its not that hard. Your dick will not be chopped off.
>Robot gets laid once and suddenly thinks he's too good for us
Pride cometh before the fall, my friend. Don't forget you're here forever.
>>28930119
Some people post here because they were burned by girls in the past, in fact they were probably just as optimistic as you were when they got their first gf.
You stated that you were 18 so its probably hard for you to visualize the life experiences of someone in their mid to late twenties.
>>28930121
>live in misery all my life contemplating suicide everyday
>find out my loneliness and my anguish was in my mind
>i was trapped in a shell i created myself
>try and share enlightenment with the only people who i ever considered "friends"
>they're all comfily docile and playing themselves with laziness and self pity
>>28930119
You're wet behind the ears and no nothing about women or the world, faggot.
>>28929803
A 1/10 asks out a girl for the first time and fucks her 5 days later? Is this a new meme?
>>28929803
get the fuck off my board your normie
enjoy getting cucked by your "gf"
>>28930213
and she always has a crush on him
>>28930119
you're a fucking child in public school. you should be banned for even being here.
you have no idea what it's like to be truly alone, to truly have no hope, to have no future. fuck off man.
>>28929803
>A TINY BIT OF SANITY LEFT
get a load of this fucking norman.
>>28929803
>Last week this new girl in class i asked out said yes and told me she has always had a huge crush on me. I lost my virginity to her two days ago. We're happy and im finally feeling sane again.
>last week
>two days ago
hahahahahahaha see you in a week or two, dont forget to post stories
>a cute girl in class has a huge crush on a literal 1/10 who is also socially awkward and short
Well.. stranger things have happened I guess?
>>28929803
>1/10 fucks woman in two days
Kek
>implying gf in the center of robotism
You poor soul
You have yet to realize the truth of life
There is no win condition
Everything is shit, women, drugs, friends, not having women, not having drugs, not having friends
Suffering is a gas that fills every space with any amount of itself.
Comfy can only be achieved within onesself, others, the world, they will never allow you to reach true comfy.a
>>28929992
spoken like a true cuckold
>>28929803
You'll be back when you get caught up in cheating/drama/whatever.
Even if all that is perfect, there is always a good reason to come back here - to shitpost.
>>28930186
>try to help
>get abused by the people im trying to help
I HATE YOU I HATE ALL OF YOU
>>28930213
Im not fucking lying idiot. She said she has had a huge crush on me. Her words, not mine. Theres loads you dont know. Like she knew i was desperate for sex so she let me do her.
>>28930227
I AM NOT A NORMIE FAGGOT
>>28930274
NOT LYING
>>28930315
Well what the fuck is your problem then? Why are you here
>>28930360
I know i will get cucked. Dyou know how i know that?? Because my mind is filled with poison placed by idiots who i thought were friends like you. Fucking faggot. But ive realised that even if she does cheat on me, its better to have had sex and a relationship than NOT have anything just out of a fear of beng betrayed. I dont see the logic in anything you idiots say anymore
>>28929803 (OP)
You're obviously a troll. No one who is a 1/10 can ever leave. You're probably a 4 with a need of a haircut. It's fine, your waifu pillow is still waiting here for you
>>28929803
lol you found a -2 then
>>28930247
I know that feel. Ive been there and felt it. I felt it every single day until i realised i was free in this world and stupid little problems couldnt stop me. And i found this girl. It wasnt her who saved me. I saved myself.
>>28930456
Nobody ever told me im. A 1/10 of course but i fucking know im ugly
>>28930456
Shes a 10/10 to me
>>28930424
>NOT A NORMIE
>penis has been inside a vagina without paying for it
youre L I T E R A L L Y a normie. now get out nigger
You're 18 years old. You were never a robot. You were just some depressed underaged b& who thought he was forever alonez XD.
There are people on here who are legitimately 25+ year old KV NEETs who have no hope. You can't relate to them in anyway and your little advice thread here is just retarded.
Not even jelly, I'm happy for you that you got a QT gf.
>>28930497
>but I fucking know im ugly
how exactly?
>10 for me
of course she is :DDDDDDD
>>28930513
this.
>>28929803
>ugly
>shit personality
How could you land a gf, with that life?
You are lying anon, at least i know i'm not ugly and that i'm interesting because i have a cute bf and i'm a normie.
But you? Oh no, i must come here and create a fake thread to encourage literal no hope robots.
Go fuck yourself.
>>28930424
I know i will get cucked. Dyou know how i know that?? Because my mind is filled with poison placed by idiots who i thought were friends like you
Good roachie
>>28930424
>it's better to have had sex meme
I hope you remember that when you reach stage 2 depression in a few weeks after the dopamine from getting a gf wears off.
You'll realize that you're just as depressed with one as without and she isn't the solution to all your problems.
And then it gets even worse because now you no longer have the hope of some solution.
You'll either find sex to be great and become a slave to it or you'll find it to be overrated and realize it was not worth giving such a shit about
You'll slowly learn to hate your girlfriend as the novelty wears off provided you aren't cucked first.
Have fun
>>28930505
More than 95% of humans get to have penis in vagina for free dumbass even starving niggers in africa infested with aids
When was the last time you actually tried getting a woman?
>>28930513
I am a robot. I relate with every single feel on here. Or i did. I know of the soul crushing loneliness and the crippling depression. The feeling that nothing will ever go right and nobody will ever love you. But you can change that. As i said earlier you just have to try. Just dont go for 8/10 stacies or anything. Trust me they have rotten personalities you wouldnt want them anyway
>>28930543
>what are mirrors
>what are photographs
>>28930648
>I am a robot. I relate with every single feel on here.
Not you aren't/weren't. You can't relate to a 2x year old or 3x year old with no hope.
You were underaged b& or 18 years old when you browsed here. You had your whole life in front of you.
You couldn't relate to real robots if your life depended on it.
Get out of here with that bullshit.
>>28930183
Enlightening doesn't come from success and happiness, Anon. It comes from failure and suffering.
>>28930579
For the last time Im not fucking lying
>>28930619
Wetblanket debbie downer glass half empty lunatic
>>28930593
Faggot
>>28930723
Faggot
>>28929803
You come back. You always come back.
I'm a normie by robot standards, but those relationships, they never last, and always go sour.
>all the faggots in this thread in denial
I don't doubt that OP is telling the truth.
You all need to learn to talk to people. You're not as bad off as you think you are.
A qt I know invited me to the pool yesterday, and I fucked it up immensely by not intercepting the conversation she was having with her friends.
Imagine what would have happened if I had actually talked. I would have been in a position likely similar to that of OPs.
Being an introvert has gotten me nowhere. In all the times where I acted outgoing, it's done me nothing short of a good memory. And from now on, whenever I feel the need to say something, I WILL say it. I WILL be outgoing as much as possible, because that's the best way to live your life. People aren't thinking about you that much, just put yourself out there. You only have a limited time on this earth, so make the best of it.
Cheers to you OP, here's to hoping both of our influence on this board can help others realize they have just as much of a chance.
>>28930832
This is exactly what ive been trying to say all along. Thank you.
>>28930832
>le just put yourself out there meme
You think I want to be a social retard? You think I wanted to be like this? I would literally kill someone to be NOT be like this anymore
Just fuck off you clueless, imbecile condescending summer tourist fucker redditor faggot
>>28930425
>Ur just a troll xDDDD
>Actually typed (OP)
Such an obvious newfag.
>>28929803
the more you know:
this board started gaining momentum when a bunch of high school kids started just discussing normal problems they had with relationships and friendships. those people eventually were the reason that /soc/ was created. because not everyone was in high school, a lot of the problems seemed trivial to other people and hearing the same bullshit day after day from these kids sparked the demand for spaghetti and autism memes that mocked them with exaggeration. then we found out those exaggerations actually resonated with people who truly were virgins and fedora athiests, who started collecting here and thinking they finally found other people like them (ironically doing so in the end).
since they aren't funny or interesting either, those losers became a target themselves and a lot of people here just try anything that makes them feel like shit. this isn't a cult or clubhouse, it's a social media platform that is used for entertainment. there are no consequences for telling you that you have no way out, or telling you that you're doing something wrong depending on your perspective on your shitty life.
>>28929803
>HEY GUYS I GOT LUCKY AND I HAVE A GF NOW JUST BEE YOURSELF GUYS TOTALLY WORKS FOR ME
Fuck you smug norman
ITT: Failed normies who "got better" or those who don't yet realize how fucked they are. A real robot does not just do a 180 degree turn and have things go alright. This thread is cancer.
>>28929992
Im glad for you man, I agree with you.
Im mostly here for the memes and loling at the losers.
Im pretty normal except being khv at 26.
Thats the only reason for me being here.
>>28930904
>>28931017
>>28931032
Quit being a lazy bitch. You're just using your self-proclaimed problems as a scapegoat so you don't have to put any effort in.
I've had at least 3 girls message me this week. Pic related, normies aren't hard to understand.
>>28930041
>we are 18 now
oh Jeez
Should I tell him?
Bith people under 25 have no business here!!! Of course it would fuck you up, its nothing weird being virgo at 18...
At 25+ though.
That's why we ree at teens u stupid fucks arent even close to endangered.
After 25 though, r9k is like a comfy hug.
>>28931039
>khv at 26
>Calls other losers
On how may layers of irony are you?
>>28931059
Post a pic of you, until you do everything you say in meaningless
>>28931085
Im glad u see it.
When I tell people my other stats they ree at me so I suppose I was normalfag?
I guess Im not thanks for solidifying me as a robot.
Now dont you reee at me anymore brother.
And I dont really laugh at you.
>>28931059
>18 year old high schooler tells failed 30 year olds to jus b themselves
This thread couldn't be much more than a meme.
>>28931105
What normalfags qualities do you have? group of friends or something like that? I'm just bored and curious
>>28931059
>so you don't have to put any effort in
Following a strict diet and lifting was a big effort for me thought, considering that I didn't do any sport before, but It doesn't helps like /fit/ told me.
>>28930971
Thats interesting. But getting a gf doesnt mean you cant be antisocial and misanthropic. This board could be used as an escape from the loud normal people for encouraging each other and being there for each other instead of digging straight down a deep pit of despair everday.
>>28931017
You probably never even held a conversation with a woman. Never expressed how you feel. Youre too scared for all that and find sadness more comfy then going out there. Let me tell you, every normalscum out there has to work hard to become normal. If they stop working they end up here. Its the two rats in a jar of butter story.
>>28931032
Robotism is all about bein lonely and notnhaving a female partner to love. Once you get a gf you realise how pointless worryig about it was. And you realise sex is overrated. Way too overrated. And then you slowly start slipping back into your state of nihilistic misanthropic pessimism. Depression can be made comfier when youve got those things outta the way... Fuck... Im starting to relapse now. Everything sucks even getting a gf its just another human being it doesnt fucking matter. I shouldnt have come back here.
You are right OP. This place is too depressive and toxic for those who still have some chance of being a social person. Have fun with your gf.
See ya guys :)
>>28931183
>every normalscum out there has to work hard to become normal
lovin every laff m8. nice b8, but just leave and kill yourself, summerfriend.
Oh anon, I want to hate you but I cant, knowing how things will end up for you.
Just know that once you get cucked and you understand the nature of roasties, you will always have a place here.
I was so hyped OPPIE, until I read >18
Damn nigga. Under 25 is hope zone.
After 25 is ''women are whores'' zone.
>>28931140
Yeah I have some good friends, and a well paying job/status.
I also look very great.
Im also virgin by choice. :^)
Never met the right girl.
But the sadness of not meeting one really fucked me up for my late teens and early 20, so I understand the tfw no gf meme.
Sex as pure mechanical act without love and intimacy is not my cup of tea.
I had first sexual experience (not benis in bagina) at 12 yrs old, I felt nothing for the girl and after that I vowed not to be with a girl who I dont love.
Deeper more my parents are divorced, my dad was cucked for big sums of his money and I dont really want a gf just to say: ''Wow Im so normal I got a gf'' like most of normies who t b h dont really love anyone except themselves.
But I associate with good and HQ ppl all in ltrs or like me.
>>28929803
You were never a robot to begin with.
Enjoy your life normie
>>28931039
26 isnt too late. Its never too late. I knew a guy i met on mbuzzy that lost it at 39 and was fairly handsome in his 20s. But he was blue pilled and smug so good for him. Tbh youre still really young and you can get better. I believe in you. Plus its not like sticking your penis in vagina would give you an award. You will realise its something really natural and kinda hyped, but it will be somethinto get outta the way so you dont have to call yourself a khv again. Porn will be enough for you after that.
>>28931092
Tha fellow brobot isnt me. Im op
>>28931115
Doesnt matter how old you are. You just need to wake up
>>28931176
>>28931176
Any normal girl in your league would be happy to date you. As i said if you dont wanna put any efffort in dont go for stacies. But you can get stacies if you put effort and become physically better. Theyre dumb and have horrible personalities anyway but i imagine fucking one would boost your ego
>>28929992
>self pity
Yeah, my diagnosed severe chronic depression and anxiety is just "self pity".
Please, take the nearest sharp object and-
No, nevermind, that's too messed up. what I meant to say was get the nearest RUSTY object and slit your fucking wrist
S L O W L Y .
L
O
W
L
Y
.
>>28929803
OP think he'll be happy forever now
>>28931085
Fuck off and leave him alone
>>28931273
>>28931321
I am a robot. I will always be a robot. Im sorry for saying i hate you guys. Stop calling me a normie i hate normies im not a normie ;-;
>>28929803
Post picture. I call bullshit you're a 1/10 if a girl had a crush on you. But if you are a 1/10, the girl is probably fucking hideous.
She'll cuck you and then you'll be back, faggot.
>>28931344
Thanks man, thats nice to hear, few ppl understand the virgin plight since is hard to tell to anyone except as anon here. (also not smart to tell to anyone except here).
Thanks again, enjoy the gf and have fun.
>>28929930
do i know you?
aksdflj
>>28931183
>You probably never even held a conversation with a woman
Why do you think this? I speak to a bunch of girls regularly, some of my closet friends are woman.
>Never expressed how you feel
But I did, and that's why they only see me as a friend
>Youre too scared for all that and find sadness more comfy then going out there
I'll give you this, but it's not like I never tried, I still keep trying.
>Let me tell you, every normalscum out there has to work hard to become normal. If they stop working they end up here
I don't see normies putting a lot of effort in social interactions, it's just natural to them.
>>28931420
I have seen ugly guys, really ugly guys with no sense for fashion or just plain style, with 9/10, 10/10 qt's.
And I am 100% sure you seen it too.
As a handsome guy myself it irks me to see it and honestly, more women date under their tier, than over.
Op here, ok heres my picpls no bully or save
>>28931487
This. Men's looks matters much less than you think. When I was in college, I saw ugly fat manlets with model tier girlfriends, while me, an objectively good-looking guy, managed to go through college remaining a virgin.
>>28931344
>Any normal girl in your league would be happy to date you. As i said if you dont wanna put any efffort in dont go for stacies
How do I know what's my league? I tried with a nerdy girl in a my class and it all went to shit after the first date because we both kept spilling spaghetti, specially me.
Didn't even get a kiss out of it.
>>28931495
DELET IT!
ppl here are fucked up.
U kinda look like I looked if I were really skinny and a bit different looking hahahaha.
But its ok no 1/10 though.
You could be 8/10 with fitness and some good haircut and clothes style.
>>28931345
Ow the edge
Literally tumblr
>>28931487
Never seen anything like that irl. Obviously seen shit like than online, but irl the hot girls and always with jocks and normies. Literally cannot find a single good looking girl I went to school with in a relationship with an ugly guy.
>>28931495
You're a pretty handsome guy, apparently with brains, too!
>>28931524
Bro I know the feel... Its not a pleasant feel.
>>28931495
>1/10
You have not seen a 1/10 if you think that is what a 1/10 looks like.
>>28929992
She'll leave you, and because you became so invested you're going to commit suicide, you asked for this.
>>28931557
It's all about being socially retarded when it comes to women. Hell, I'm even quite extrovert and social and was always at parties, and had lots of friends. My problem was that at that time I still believed in the theory that I'll get my 10/10 qt virgin loving gf if I just wait for her.
I asked 2 girls out during college. Both said no. I want to travel back in time and kick myself for being that stupid.
>>28931424
Yes. She will cuck me. But at least i got to have sex and some intimacy. What is better, whining about tfw no gf (which is basically a fucking fantasy girl) or actually getting a girl, having fun, and MAYYYYYBE getting cucked? Even if i do get cucked i know i will have no regrets and will move on
>>28931471
Ok so you got friendzoned by a couple of girls. Give me on reason not to ask more out except muh fee fees.
>pic related is my gf btw
I-is it bad if I'm only here for the memes? I dont identify with the women hating and MGTOW and I'm not having a depression. Actually this website made my social life better by realising where robots fail.
>>28931495
New haircut, new glasses.
Chance Morris/10
>>28929803
Kek, u know that everything about r9k is a meme ryt? Ur the one whom took it to seriously.
I would maybe go for gf if I had a car or license, own apartment(currently live with mother) or any money at all
>>28931646
>He was actually so insecure he posted a picture
>image.jpg
Stupid mobile-posting summerfag. You think you're so happy and in love with this girl, but guaranteed she'll cheat on you and you'll come back whining like a little bitch with """""crippling depression""""".
>>28931638
>in the theory that I'll get my 10/10 qt virgin loving gf if I just wait for her
my brother from another mother.
>>28931646
>Give me on reason not to ask more
I don't know how to ask them and I'm not aggresive enough to get a girl.
>>28931533
I want to kill you so bad. You are the worst poster on this board.
>>28931711
cheating happens to normies all the time.
Not fucking and not loving cuz of potential cheating is called being a pussy/faggot
>>28929803
>b urself :^)
Kys faggot normie.
>>28929803
Just because you lost your virginity doesn't mean you can leave us, Anon.
I lost my virginity at the age of twenty-two, but I quickly realized that anyone still a virgin past the age of sixteen is functionally incel in the eyes of women. Losing it in your twenties or beyond is just as bad to everyone as not losing it at all. You will always be incel, but spiritually rather than physiologically.
>"eww, Anon didn't lose his virginity as a teenager? What a creep xD xD xD"
You can't ever leave. None of us can.
>>28929803
>this new girl in class
Gtfo of here kid
>>28931528
The key is to not spill spaghetti and just date girls who you think look "homely" and you dont feel too uncomfortable approaching.
>>28931533
Im gonna trust fellow robots this once
>>28931545
Thanks...!
>>28931638
Literally all robots here believe that. Tjats the whole point.
>>28931648
Leave. There are better memes at /b/ and /pol/. Leave us robots alone we use this board to escape normroaches like you
>>28931734
Great to hear I'm not the only one. I had a lot of opportunities to lose my virginity in college. Hell, I had quite a few girls who crushed on me and would have been my gf if only I'd asked them out. But I always managed to self-sabotage opportunities. Excuses as to why I couldn't actually try to get closer to that girl.
Still sound familiar?
>>28930121
have a buddy who is loser
>gets gf
>dumps him
>gets shitty job
>tells me I need to get a job and move on
it was a shitty factory job, where do uneducated losers working at a factory get off telling NEETs we're losers
I'm way more attractive and fit and spend my free time getting high on the governments dime and exercising, better off embracing being a failure and scumbag, than accept being the lowest rung in working society.
Srsly, life improvement isn't really life improvement unless you go on to do something worthwhile, going from being a NEET to facotry drone is a downgrade imo.
Same shit with his GF, cant even keep an ugly girl , or a single mom.
My only buddy who's had any luck with women or with jobs, is the one who didn't try to rub it in my face, or brag on it at all.
He actually is about to get promoted and has actually had attractive women to date.
Weird how that works out, brag on small victories, end up a huge failure, be humble, maintain an upward trajectory.
>>28929803
your giving normie advice, if you really were a robot at some point you'd know not to do that, give some real advice instead of just fucking a slut you just met, you'll be back in a few months when she cucks you, I look forward to your thread, until then gtfo
>>28930775
>i didn't have a gf until 18
>i was robot
no you werent. You don't get over real problems because some cunt in class had a crush on you
I'm tall good looking and fit, and can't get a gf because of mind problems, if yuo can get a gf despite being ugly, guess what, you're a normie. a low caste normie is still a normie
>>28931694
No it isnt
>>28931698
Whats stopping you from getting all that??
>>28931736
Nobody is born a beta or an alpha. Psychology is very controllable and since youre red pilled and all it should be no problem for you trying an becoming more agressive. It will be hard and unnatural at first but you will fake it till you make it.
>>28931761
Fucking this. Idk whats with the phobia of getting cucked here. And why does this fear exceed the excitement of gettng a gf. Once youve had that, you can put it aside and me a more smug depressed lunatic.
>>28931787
Im not leaving, i hate normies
>>28931793
Fag
>>28930424
Then get the FUCK out, is it that hard to understand, huh? You are naive and have nothing to teach us. Leave.
>>28930832
Every time I try not being an introvert, people think I'm crazy
>get a little alcohol in me
>make off color joke about necrophelia
>didn't even realize what I did
>some "edgy" satanic girl talks to me
>Make joke about my ailing grandfather dying
>she gets alienated
>guess she wasn't as edgy as the thought
I just can't stop, every time I open my mouth for more than a few minutes I say something taboo, I think I'm autistic.
>just go and talk bro xd
>beee urself
holy shit, it's not working, I just go from being perceived as shy and Awkward to suspect No.1
>>28931904
Ask me anything specific i dont know what to tell you
Also shes not a slut shes waifu tier personality wise and loves anime
>>28931801
Damn nigga sounds exactly the same...hahaha
I had really great and good looking girls into me. I refused one because I had a crush into another one (facepalm). That was 1. yr of Uni.
After that I was 19 and I pretty much didnt want to date where I shit since I was afraid girls would speak around about me having no skillz.
Despite having 7.5 inch plus cock and looking decent I triumphed in self cuckery.
Welcome to me. hahahaha
I did approach a lot of girls outside my Uni, they mostly refused, but my approach was: Hey Im Anon, wanna get coffee some time?
It was too straight forward.
I was on 4 dates in my life so far.
2 with a qt who did athletics had great ass and face, around that time I bought into redpill meme and told her I was known as chauvinistic on my Uni (I was though, but chicks loved it). She was a great gal, payed for her part, insisted. There was a double rainbow in the sky when we parted, like God-bro telling kiss her.
I didnt, there were too many ppl around.
:/
Before her I had a date with busty blonde who smoked (fuck it she was busty) and I bit her neck like a maniac despite knowing its wrong. But she wouldnt work with me like the qt pie athletic girl. We didnt kiss, and to this day I didnt kiss a girl on the lips french style.
And one date with a sexy feminist type gal who of course didnt offer to pay her part because ''equality'' hahaha meme's are right. I saw her pretty often and she was cool and really into my ''women hating playfullness'' those fems really need some dickening I tell you, but also she was a bit ugly imo (upon closer inspection), and her character was only good as a someone to mindfuck, not a girl.
There were some other girls into me, but all on college and I didnt want to shit where I ate, plus I was scared of being judged as a virgin since I played the cool lone wolf role.
You?
>>28932008
>small-breasted skelly
>died hair on women usually means she's an sjw
>waifu personality
Anon...
>>28932008
She looks like female pepe here.
I dont mean it derogatory, just an observation.
OP isnt totally wrong
I actually was at a bar with some friends of mine and met this chick and talked to her p much the entire night.
She made a move on me, I even retardidly said id pay for her cab home and she insisted i go with her. So i banged her and had fun shit for the hour then slept (im also shit at sex but whatever). She then said she really liked me and gave me her number and wanted to see me again. All while im showing like very little actual interest.
Point is if i didnt go out to the bar i would have never had the chance to meet her. the more you put yourself out there the better chance friends (im also not good looking IMO)
>>28931909
"Mind problems" are a fucking shell you created to cope with your fear of interacting with people. You being afraid of other people is a problem that exists only in your mind and can be overcome with slight will power
>>28931992
You are socially autistic. Its true. But it doesnt mean youre doomed. Keep being social and talking to people and after 3 weeks it will become as smooth as normies for you
>>28932069
*dyed
ORIGINALORIGINAL
PRINGLES
>>28929992
This dude is pink-clouding hard, holy shit.
Have fun with that, we'll see how it all pans out.. :^)
>>28932008
those glasses are comically large, I'd be embarrassed to be seen in public with this bitch
>people here actually let memes affect their lives
>>28929803
you're telling me to.. just b myself? :D
>>28932080
Not him.
>mind problems are a shell
Holy shit, you're right! My friend blowing his brains out in front of me obviously didn't traumatize me and give me severe depression and anxiety, that's just some shit that the Liberal Jewish media told me! It's all a MEME!
>>28931495
Holy shit you actually look a little bit like sodapoppin. You're definitely not a 1/10 dude, honestly there are people who are much uglier than you and fit the 1/10.
>>28929803
Literal autism though. I never stopped trying to leave this place. I JUST NEED TO KNOW HOW I START A FUCKING CONVERSATION GODDAMNIT
>>28932105
Memes are the only way to ease the pain senpai
>>28929803
So... you were a chad all along. Shame...
>>28932105
>implying the fact that bad looking people get treated worse is a meme
>>28932130
Approach a girl, smile, say Im anon, and I was wondering what is the best way to start a conversation with you?
>confidence
>dont self deprecate humor use
>fuck her brains out
(not literally, I feel I have to say this to you autisitic ppl)
OP is right. Most of my failures have been self-inflicted.
>>28929992
Youve only been together for less than 2wks you fool.
>>28932080
I do interact with people, while I have no job or shit I still occasionally go out. I can't interact normally because of anger, if I get mocked or ridiculed or anything I just blow a fucking stack, I'm not afraid of people, I'm afraid of fucking killing them and spending the rest of my life in prison.
I basically can't socialize without my buddy from the army there because he can moderate my behavior.
Nigga, you got over your slump at 18, I've been getting out of my shell, lifting and shit and when you got problems, you got problems.
>I did it so can you
Doesn't work like that, sure I could stop reacting so violently, but how? These are the questions that have no good answers.
>>28932080
>You being afraid of other people is a problem that exists only in your mind and can be overcome with slight will power
But what if he is ugly. Then people will treat him poorly when he interacts with them.
>>28931092
No. I have dirty blonde hair and blue eyes, but that is all I will say.
>>28931115
>h-he's just young! it's too late for me! hand me all my victories!
>>28931176
Getting exercise and looking good isn't everything.
You can be the hottest guy in the world but if you don't talk then you are invisible. Even the girls who like """shy guys""" won't jump towards you unless you SAY SOMETHING!!
Even people like Nick Bate were able to get a girl because he talked. Now compare him to you, given those statistics how well can you assume you'll do?
So yes. Just be yourself. You act like yourself on 4chan, why can't you act like that around people in real life? Why are you scared? If they ridiculed you, just treat them the same way you would someone on here if they did the same thing.
>>28932061
One time I actively cockblocked myself and kept my virginity.
>at party, many drunk people
>4/10 girl really takes a liking to me, eh whatever, beer goggles make her a 7/10
>making out
>she drags me to the bathroom
>she sits me down on the toilet seat and unzips my pants
>I go full autismo because I still think that I need to lose my virginity to my gf after a romantic candlelight dinner
>talk her/me out of it, get her phone number instead with the intention of dating her
>she never returns my calls
I had others like that too. But at least, as a disclaimer, that was the college years, I did eventually catch up and get sex and gfs. I lost my virginity at 26. But when I think of all the lost opportunities... damn.
>>28929803
I thought it was clear that most of the depressing shit posted here was all memes?
>>28931059
Haha gettin laid tonight bro?
>>28931059
>You're just using your self-proclaimed problems as a scapegoat so you don't have to put any effort in.
I'd like to see how ugliness is self-proclaimed. Just lol.
>>28932352
Ugly people never get laid. Ugly men never get model tier gfs. Oh wait...
>>28932368
Ugly women get laid with men who are less ugly than them.
Also they have to work MUCH harder to get model tier gf compared to a Chad. Get a lot of money and she will still not really love him(women can only truly love a Chad). It's not fair. Only a cuck would accept it.
>>28932069
>who cares about breast size stupid faggot
>not an sjw or feminazi at all. Srsly. Instead she would remind you of a much politer version of evalion if you got to know her.
>judging a book by its cover.
>>28932076
Pepe is qt
>>28932086
Oh yeah, ill get cucked blablabla i dont care its better than whining all alone. Im in for the ride i dont care how it ends.
>>28932104
Yes you deserve stacy
>>28932111
Fuck of
>>28932116
Im sorry about your friend. I agree not all mental problems are a meme but those like social anxiety are. Social anxiety and inability to talk is just lack of exposure and experience. I cant imagine how traumatising seeing that would of been for you but youre wounded not crippled
Your friend would want you to move on and be happy
>>28932143
Jst no
>>28932235
>im le serial killer meme
>Pic related is literally you
I dont even know how to answer you except with AHAHAHAHAHAHAH FAGGOT
>>28932260
That doesnt happen ever unless youre fucking elephant man or something
>>28932352
>I'd like to see how ugliness is self-proclaimed. Just lol.
How do you know you're ugly? Who told you?
If it's you and you only, it's self-proclaimed.
>>28932427
>That doesnt happen ever unless youre fucking elephant man or something
Not true. Ugly people get treated worse. It's proven.
>>28932434
Measuring tape. Mirror. It's not rocket science. You can tell if you have shitty jaw, strangely shaped nose, are short and have narrow shoulders.
>>28932413
You are that same guy who whines on /r9k/ all fucking day every day. Seriously, what's your problem?
>everyone else was born superior
>I was born this way, I can't become Chad because I'm short and ugly
>it's not fair, I won't accept it, I won't do shit to become something
>at least I'm not a cuck
It's very easy to recognize your posting by this point.
>>28929803
>said yes and told me she has always had a huge crush on me
>literal 1/10
pick one
>>28929803
you can check out anytime you like but you can never leave <amazing guitar solo>
>>28932489
That's me. I'm quite surprised you've recognized me. But I don't post every day. To answer your question though.
>Seriously, what's your problem?
Not being born superior Chad. That's it.
>>28932427
Did you just respond to me with a fucking meme, you're such a fucking normie it hurts
Think less serial killer oriented, more I'm tall as fuck, muscular, and would beat the teeth out of your skull if you woulda came at me like that in person.
You're a faggot, have fun with you're ugly girlfriend. Gonna suck when she leaves you, don't forget to kill youself.
>>28932427
Simpsons Shitposter here.
All I'm saying is that you're naive.
>>28932531
Literally this.
Everyone here thought you were a normie, and now you use a normie only cringe meme.
Just get the fuck out. Just because you came here and participated in threads did NOT make you a robot. They did NOT apply to you. You were just a failed normie the entire time.
Guys even the 'elephant man' has a wife...
>>28932276
Im 26 now.
So how did it pan out? Was it traumatic? Did u tell the girl before sex?
>>28932413
Thats exactly what i used to think. It isnt fair. I have to work hard while chad glides through life on easy mode. I was angry and bitter at the world for being so unfair. I thought women had it so easy. But i realised these thoughts were polluting my mind, and it was time for me to accept that i have to work for anything i want. Yes, i will never be chad. I will never live on easy mode, but thats just how it is. Its time to stop being a pussy and face life, anon.
Also, upload a pic of u i think i know you (not irl, just here you sound familiar)
>>28932531
>that edge
No, for the hundredth time im not a fuccking normie. You just have anger issues and extra edginess. Thats it. And im offended because you called my girlfriend ugly.
>>28930119
You're gonna ruin it for yourself by being so defensive and neurotic bro
>>28932080
Ah yes my regular dissociation from YEARS of anxiety is a shell, my ptsd triggers from 3 day long psychotic hallucinations just need a lil shaking off my 1000 yard stare is all a ruse
>>28932618
>Yes, i will never be chad. I will never live on easy mode, but thats just how it is. Its time to stop being a pussy and face life, anon.
Someone who just accepts being shat on(and not living life on easy mode means being shat on, does it not?) that's what I'd call a pussy. And honestly I couldn't live with myself if I did that.
Also you don't know me. I've never posted a pic here. Not my full face anyways.
>>28932608
It was awful. I had trouble getting it up, and when I finally did, I came in seconds. No, I didn't tell her beforehand. But the only way was up, and after some more practice I actually managed to be able to have sex like a normie.it was a prostitute
>>28932460
Ugliness is not a thing that can be measured, nor is it objective.
I thought my nose looked large and ugly, but when I saw someone who looked similar to me with that aspect as well, I began to think it wasn't that bad.
Do you think women don't feel the same? Being self-conscious isn't going to get you anywhere. Even if you can't change your mind about your personal perspective, so what? Why should that stop you from progressing?
>>28932489
This.
>w-why don't people like me!
>surely it is because of my aesthetics and not my lack of effort to prove to them I'm worth something!
>>28932515
Grow up. No one is perfect, not even Chad. I bet if you were born like you want to be, you would find a flaw with yourself in no time at all.
>>28932531
Butthurt at its finest. Grow up baby. If OP can do it, you can do. The only enemy to yourself is you, no one is stopping you from getting out there.
>>28932590
Look at this pathetic guy. Just scrambling on his buzzwords, pulling every excuse that's been eaten and shit out by people on this board over 100 times.. Why are you so unaccepting? Why can't you just put some work into it?
IT IS YOU! YOUR PERSONALITY DEFINES YOU!! IT DOESN'T MATTER WHAT YOU LOOK LIKE, THAT IS WHAT SHAPES HOW PEOPLE SEE YOU! EVERYTHING ELSE IS ICING ON TOP! NOW GO OUTSIDE, TALK TO PEOPLE, AND QUIT BEING AN ANIME OBSESSED, OVERLY INITIALLY HOSTILE, SOCIAL OUTCAST!!
IT'S NOT HARD! WHEN YOU GET OVER YOUR FEAR OF SPEAKING AND GET THE BALL ROLLING, YOU WILL SEE HOW MUCH IT HAS BENEFITED YOU!
>>28932515
Nobody is born a Chad or a robot. People will have different starting points, but they only matter a little bit. You choose to be a Chad by dedicating to making yourself awesome. You choose to be a robot by dedicating to whining about everything and never doing anything to improve yourself.
>inb4 ugly manlet
Ugly manlets are getting laid too.
>>28932687
>Ugliness is not a thing that can be measured, nor is it objective.
yes it is you stupid normalshit, there are standards to beauty
i'm sick of these shitty platitudes, please stop posting.
>>28932618
>edgy
>neighbor sends my pizza guy away as a "joke"
>he's being passive aggressive little bitch
>he lets dog out to take a shit
>I run outside wired af
>screaming at and threatening him
Yeah, my problem is I'm just edgy I just need to relax right?
you can take that anecdote as how I handle most things in life, dispute with guy who plowed my driveway, asks for his 50$, I get in his face and tell him to fuck off.
But you're right, I'm just edgy, probably residual angst from high school, nothing endemic to my personality at all.
Get out of here normie, a raging cunt like me has way more in common with the hopeless NEETs of this board, whether it's anxiety/depression or a ballistic personality we all are friendless losers, except a normie like yourself.
>>28931797
Noo, I like you guys, and I hate the /pol/ retards and /b/ is like the ultimate circlejerk now. Also, dont get me wrong, I'm also struggling in social situations, I just dont like the way you blame the world around you instead of trying to make yourself better. This whole MGTOW kinda became the male version of feminazis.
This thread is probably dead now so I'm not gonna struggle to write more.
>>28932687
>Ugliness is not a thing that can be measured, nor is it objective.
You're wrong. Facial symmetry, masculine features. Massive lower third, good eye shape. It can totally be judged.
>I thought my nose looked large and ugly, but when I saw someone who looked similar to me with that aspect as well, I began to think it wasn't that bad.
Then you were actually not ugly. Whenever I see guys who look like me, I think
>My god that guy is fucking hideous
before realizing he looks like me.
>Do you think women don't feel the same?
Women get so much positive feedback whenever they exhibit any self-consciousness. They have their support.
>Even if you can't change your mind about your personal perspective, so what? Why should that stop you from progressing?
Because other people will treat me worse compared to ugly people. Just look at any social group. Ugly people do absolutely get treated poorly.
>>28932705
>People will have different starting points, but they only matter a little bit.
They matter a lot. Also [citation needed]
>You choose to be a Chad by dedicating to making yourself awesome.
Nah. You don't.
>You choose to be a robot by dedicating to whining about everything and never doing anything to improve yourself.
Even if you improve as a robot you will get worse results than a Chad. Will you not?
>>28931949
Lol yea it is. The only reason u see shit as depressing on this board is cuz everyone here has some kind of anxiety or social issue
>>28932670
>being shat on
Literally what? You didnt choose to be born this way and neither did chad. It was sheer luck. And thats just how it is. You should be counting your blessing for not being born in africa or pooland or the middle east and being able to whine about "wahhh he wont the powerball and i didnt!"
>>28932632
Okay I totally believe you have actual problems holding you back. Mental sicknesses arent just a meme, i agree. But since youre aware of the problem, why not get help or try healing yourself?
>>28932822
>You didnt choose to be born this way and neither did chad. It was sheer luck.
Chad still has better life than me due to luck, like you said, that's why I should and will be angry at him and everyone who tries to tell me to contribute to this retarded unfair game. Arguing that I shouldn't be angry that I have it bad because I could have it worse retarded. By the same logic I could never be happy because it can always be better.
>>28932672
Damn, that might be the way...
Still you're ok with it now thats most important.
>>28932862
>ragequitting cause youre a free player and a couple of paid players have it better than you
Chads comprise of less than 10% of the population. If you got out of your house you would realise most guys are average looking and have flaws. They would even look ugly to you if you looked closer. When was the last time you saw a dude like pic related walking around your campus?
>>28932711
Fuck off retard. I browse 4chan everyday and have hardly ever had a girlfriend.
People have different opinions, and you are not an exception. Learn to accept that and move on.
>>28932759
>You're wrong. Facial symmetry, masculine features. Massive lower third, good eye shape. It can totally be judged.
No IT CAN'T. There is no big chart that dictates how attractive you are. Like I said, different people = different opinions. Quit trying to drag yourself down.
>Then you were actually not ugly. Whenever I see guys who look like me, I think "My god that guy is fucking hideous" before realizing he looks like me.
Oh yeah? I bet you didn't talk to him either, because of your inept ability at talking to people. He might have had a deeper component to his personality, as some people might think of you.
>Women get so much positive feedback whenever they exhibit any self-consciousness. They have their support.
That's how women act, most men don't judge other guys they talk to based on their appearance.
>Because other people will treat me worse compared to ugly people. Just look at any social group. Ugly people do absolutely get treated poorly.
That's because they sell themselves short just as you are doing. As stated earlier, even if you do look like your preferred Chad that's not going to get you anywhere if you have the same personality you do now.
>>28932862
What is stopping you from becoming a successful, well-liked person?
>inb4 short and ugly
That's no excuse. Plenty of short and ugly guys are doing just fine both with girls and with life in general.
>>28932618
>gf at 18
>changed his outlook to be more positive
Eh, red flag
>constant denial and rejection of other peoples problems, who despite being well into there 20's and 30's problem just don't leave the house enough
Biggest normalfag redflag right there, the assumption that nobody has personality defects that make them unsuitable for normal relationshits.
OP sounds like a kid who was a loser in HS thinking his circumstance was worse than it really was, and is now, at the young age of 18, getting over it, like 99% of other teenagers.
Guess what, some people actually are as maladjusted as you "thought" you were.
>>28930832
easier said than done you failed normie cunt gtfo
>>28932930
>Chads comprise of less than 10% of the population. If you got out of your house you would realise most guys are average looking and have flaws. They would even look ugly to you if you looked closer.
So? What's your point? The 10% guys can still make it significantly harder for me to succeed in life. The attractive guys I've known had dozens of girlfriends. Sometimes few in parallel.
>When was the last time you saw a dude like pic related walking around your campus?
See above.
>>28932926
I would recommend it to anyone who is a virgin past 25. You need something to jumpstart your lack of experience and get onto the same level as the rest of guys your age.Think of her as your personal sex trainer. Make repeat training visits until you learn to be good at it.
I can tell a stupid person wrote this post. Why am I so good at detecting people with low IQs?
>>28932936
>No IT CAN'T. There is no big chart that dictates how attractive you are. Like I said, different people = different opinions. Quit trying to drag yourself down.
There are characteristics that generally make you ugly. Just because you can't make a chart does not mean it doesn't exist. That's autistic thinking.
>He might have had a deeper component to his personality, as some people might think of you.
He might have. But people would thanks to halo effect ignore this and ultimately think that attractive Chad has the "deeper component"
>That's how women act, most men don't judge other guys they talk to based on their appearance.
I don't think that's true.
>That's because they sell themselves short just as you are doing.
Years of social conditioning and bullying could have nothing to do with that?
> As stated earlier, even if you do look like your preferred Chad that's not going to get you anywhere if you have the same personality you do now.
If I looked like him I would have grown up normally with healthy confidence. Instead I got stepped on, beaten and bullied throught most of my childhood and young adulthood. Is it so crazy to think that growing up with much less positive feedback makes you a loser? And ultimately it's people around you who decide whether they give you positive feedback or not. And they are much more likely to give positive feedback to someone attractive.
>>28932994
Bill Gates is richer than I'll ever be. Is that a reason for me to give up? Fuck no. I've got a good career going and more money than I know what to do with.
If I had been a whiny little shit like you I'd be flipping burgers or surviving on neetbux.
>>28932947
>What is stopping you from becoming a successful, well-liked person?
Being ugly and growing up ugly. I can't fake confidence at my age. Starting to fake confidence later in life doesn't work. You either grow up with healthy confidence due to being superior or you will fail all your life.
>>28933086
It's a reason for you to hate yourself and anyone who is luckier(more succesful) than you.
>>28933016
Yeah I see it like that too. How many times did it take for you? And how is the general atmosphere like?
You go to her or?
>>28933093
>Being ugly and growing up ugly.
You are ignoring all the ugly guys who ended up successful.
>I can't fake confidence at my age.
How old are you?
>>28933147
They would have been much more succesful if they also got born attractive. It's failed potential.
Also I'm 24. Well beyond high school.
>2 weeks
>both 18
>>28933120
I made the mistake of going just for a nameless whore when I was vacationing in Thailand. I should have gone to a higher end escort back home who would have made it a much better experience.
After seeing 5-10 or so different hookers I got the hang of it. I recommend taking some cialis beforehand because you'll need all the boost you can get.
It's amazing how simple it's to pick up a girl for casual sex in a bar once you know the game. My first bar slut, I just approached her like I approached hookers in a bar. I just didn't pay her money (I did a drink though). When you walk up to a hooker in a bar, you know you're going to fuck her. Use that same mentality when approaching a normal girl.
Man im so tired of these idiots calling me normie and not taking good advice. Its like you faggots WANT to wallow in self pity. Oh wwait...
>>28932008
can't wait till demarquan and da homies run a train on that bitch
>>28933281
>Tripscum
Filtered
>>28933217
They probably sensed you are comfortable with your sexuality and open to fucking them.
Most girls want to fuck>to love it would seem.
Makes sense, thanks for the tips man!
>>28933333
>QUINTS
OH SHEIT NIGGAW CHECKED
>>28933257
You're objectively a normie
You've posted nothing that proves otherwise.
Your advice has been surmised as follows
>your problems are all in your head
>be yourself
>get out more
>x isn't a big deal
Your advice is shit, and you're shit, you're not a winner, you're just a loser who finally got laid. Fuck off.
Lmao see you next time faggot.
>>28933335
I often see on 4chan people asking if they should lose their virginity to a hooker. Of course it depends on your situation, but in my case it absolutely was worth it and would recommend it.
Another tip... get comfortable with using condoms. Practice pulling one out and putting it on in a smooth motion. Practice jerking off with a condom on to get your dick used to the feeling.
>>28933410
The manchildren here are beyond hope.
>my problems are everyone's fault but my own
>I wasn't born Chad, Chad gets everything without any effort
>if only I was taller/not ugly/another lame excuse I'd be getting pussy left and right
>no, I won't improve myself, that will never work
You are shit because you choose to be shit.
>>28933495
>You are shit because you choose to be shit.
If you weren't born a Chad you will be shit despite hard work.
>18 FUCKING YEARS OLD
Seriously. Fuck off.
>>28933456
Im already doing that hahaha, I'll keep practicing.
Im looking forward to losing the v with a HQ escort, its nice to have this to look forward to, its literally the only thing that frustrates the shit out of me... Less now than before, but still.
Like u said, once I get the hang of it I can carry on further on hard mode.
>>28933495
>just work harder bro
>general assumptions of robots not trying
The only one not trying is you, with this shitty bait.
>>28933410
>Your advice is shit, and you're shit, you're not a winner, you're just a loser who finally got laid. Fuck off.
This. I think hes confused the high that comes with sex and a gf with true lasting happiness.
Also, you never had problems to begin with if all it took was a gf to snap you out of it.
And 18? You're not even a late bloomer, 17 is the average age that men lose their virginity.
>>28933410
Im not a normie. Im a robot. And i pletonically love you fellow brobot. I will stop posting now and think of a better thread next time because you guys are easier to set off than tumblrinas
>>28933417
Those emojis trigger me to an extent i cannot fathom into words
>>28933565
Im a fucking adult but ok senpai
>>28933410
What advice do you want? Nobody knows you here. Yep, be yourself is not a great advice, but get out more is pretty necessary. You wont get a gf or friends sitting in your room all day. I'm not a Chad either and I'm a virgin too, but I will try and fail and do it again and again until I succeed. Because this is the only life I've got and I'm not gonna waste it crying in my room, bitching about people I never met and conplaining about the world being unfair without even trying to change it to my favour.
>>28933666
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l3i9ilHpPko
Im with ya bruv.
>>28933666
>666
Ohohohohohohohohoh ho
>>28929803
you not supposed to believe anything here of course the stuff here are exaggerated.
I am
>tfw no gf
and I try to improve myself and overcome my anxiety
also show pics you fucking normal fag I want to see if you really 1/10
>>28933662
>a fucking adult
Sure kiddo. Your brain isn't even fully done growing. Just because you can buy booze now doesn't mean you're an adult. But you are a normalfag mister so called 1/10
>>28933605
If you're the same anon I've been replying to for quite a few posts, then good luck bro. I'm older than you and it sounds like you're going through a similar path.
Yes, get a HQ escort, and tell her beforehand you're a virgin, so she will be able to make you comfortable. I hope you're not in Burgerland but in a country where it's legal/easy, otherwise you should travel.
>hard mode
It's not even hard mode. It's hard mode only when you have 0 XP, but you level up quite quickly.
>>28933666
I don't want advice, I want a cesspool to wallow in with anonymous faggots who can share the misery.
Ive gotten out of my house, I can pass as being friendly ,prolonged social encounters only make it my abnormal behavior more obvious, I only ever get by though good looks, I absolutely can't imagine having my problems and also being ugly. Yet, that's a burden other robots have to shoulder.
You can't give someone with legitimate issues advice, only medication.
>>28933614
>robots not trying
That is literally the reason why robots are robots. Giving up before even trying.
>>28929803
OP you fucking faggot, how old are you?
>>28933529
Define "born Chad". And don't give me that "tall, good looks" bullshit. Plenty of short ugly fat people have a pretty good life. They just chose to not be shit.
>>28932973
Shut up bitch
>>28933073
No there isn't. They don't apply to everyone's point of view, and everything you are saying is subjective.
Yeah because Chad talks to people. Not you though, so they assume you don't.
Yes it is, otherwise you wouldn't be talking to anyone here.
It is never too late to change, and you only have yourself to blame for not moving on.
It's still your fault for not getting over it. The fact that you can't realize that there are mean people in the world is asinine. Get around them and keep going; persistence is key. Don't let someone else rule your life, that's pathetic
>>28933410
>WAHH FEED ME MORE MOMMY
You keep making excuses, and as soon as someone makes a good point, you move on.
Quit being in denial, maybe if you actually tried our advice your life would be different, but instead you choose to be a sour cunt like you are now, and then wonder why nobody initiates conversation with you.
You act hostile to anyone who tries to help you and are not willing to change. You can admit flaws of your own, so admit you're going about things wrong.
>>28933816
Stop judging people by trivial things you moron, it's not helping you or invalidating them. JUST ACCEPT IT!!!
>>28933789
Yes its me.
I will travel but it wont be a problem. It's the least I can do after years of virgin shame wearing me down.
Thanks again, man!
I love when r9k produces some helpful and motivating discussions.
>>28933815
You dumb fucking retard. We have tried. I've tried. I've got an education, a job. Thanks to trying. But I'm still not human. I know this sounds edgy, but there is something off. I feel like whenever I'm around people I'm walking on eggshells. I can blend in reasonably well, but it takes so much out of me to do it.
You're not talking to some NEET who never talks to people here. I just don't want to be around people, because being around people is not at all enjoyable. As long as there are consequences to how I act. Because I know I'm bound to fuck up.
So fuck you and all the faggots who assume we never try. We've tried and we've failed.
>>28933815
Go fuck yourself. Just because you believe the memes doesn't mean they're true. Most robots have tried, including me. You have nothing of value to bring to this place and you never belonged here anyway. Everyone knows it's not getting better by visiting this damn place. EVERYONE. Hope is dead in this place. Some people just want companionship from people similar to them to make them feel SLIGHTLY less shitty about themselves. So go, and be happy. Leave.
>>28933878
>Stop judging people by trivial things you moron, it's not helping you or invalidating them. JUST ACCEPT IT!!!
what
just how old are you?,
>>28933618
I was lonely and i never related to people. But im in a comfy place now and dont even want to relate to or be friends with normies. I just wanted to experience a romantic relationship and i have. Even if my gf cucks me righht now (which she would never do) i wont mind. I wont be phased one bit i will just go back to happily shitposting on here.
As for problems, my father physically abused me until the age off 11 and then abandoned us. I was raised by a single mother from that point who is a massive emotionally abusive contrl freak bitch. I always get bullied at school. Ive had a nigger give me a black eye once. I have zero (0) friends. And i cant stop being nihilistic and agnostic and about the high of getting a gf, not really. It wore off after the first two days. I realised how overrated and hyped this dumb animalistic ritual of getting a woman as your temporary partner is. Its not worth all the work. From this point in my life i can live much more comfily haveing gotten over this bullshit social stigma of benis in vagina :D and go back to being a smug robot.
What are your "problems" that make me a normie and not you fag?
>>28933873
Pretty good life? Would they not have a better life if they were tall and good looking?
>>28933878
>No there isn't. They don't apply to everyone's point of view, and everything you are saying is subjective.
BUT THEY FUCKING DO. How can you be this deluded?
>Yeah because Chad talks to people. Not you though, so they assume you don't.
I talk to people. But ugly people being social? No one appreciates that.
>Yes it is, otherwise you wouldn't be talking to anyone here.
Yeah because I can see your fucking face.
>It is never too late to change, and you only have yourself to blame for not moving on.
Moving on about being treated like shit? FUCK THAT AND FUCK YOU FOR EVEN SUGGESTING THAT! I have pride. And I will not let you normies break me.
>The fact that you can't realize that there are mean people in the world is asinine.
I do realize that. And that's why I don't want to participate in the world. If you are inferior, everyone is mean.
>Don't let someone else rule your life, that's pathetic
Yeah like all the guys who work hard to be accepted by society. So fucking pathetic.
op the type of nigga to win 10k gambling and end up 10k in debt, enjoy your roastie whore while it lasts mr le too good for le /r9k/
My problem with op is that he thinks getting a gf at 18 makes him qualified to give life advice to everyone on r9k.
You're literally accomplished nothing amazing, People have had gfs at 14, 16, 24, doesn't make them any more enlightened than the next man.
I could see if you did something special like struggle to create your own business or were a licensed professional, but you're just some guy with a gf, what makes you qualified to help them? What if getting a gf isn't enough?
>>28933885
Glad I could be of help. Your first time will be a double-edged sword... in the countries where it's the easiest (Germany, Netherlands, Thailand, HK, Singapore), it's also the most routine and it's harder to find HQ escorts. You'll mostly find assembly line routine whores. Not to say high quality escorts don't exist there, but you'll need to search for them among all the normal whores.
If you want a HQ escort for a good first time without the Burgerland worries (police, STDs), then perhaps you should look into something like London. It's semi-legal there, and if you have the money to blow, you can hire higher quality escorts.
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>>28933973
The short, ugly guy with a hot wife and money has a worse life than the tall good-looking NEET virgin. That's according to your logic.
>>28933993
I will look into it thanks.
See you on the other side.
>>28929803
Joke's on you. I never took the /r9k/ memes serious to begin with.
This whole board is literally:
>I want X
>you can't have X
>I DIDNT EVEN WANT X TO BEGIN WITH, X IS STUPID, Y MASTERRACE LOL STUPID X WANTING SHEEPLE
>p-please give me X ;_;
>>28933878
I don't know who you think you're arguing with
but I've tried all the dumb bullshit you normies say will improve your life
>Fit
I'm fit as fuck now
>Leave house
Woo hard one, went to couple house parties, how life changing they were :read: not at all.
>get a job
I did, then quit and went back to being a NEET, no a job doesn't improve your self esteem or sense of control
You're a faggot who can't comprehend how you're life improved marginally, YOU NEVER HAD ANY FUCKING PROBLEMS, MYSTERY SOLVED.
Read Lewis and Clark, nothing made Lewis happy, he was rich, famous, talented and still hated life, Chronic depression is real, bipolar is real, borderline schizoids are real, and nothing aside from strong medication fixes these problems faggot.
Because a faggot like you had a little social anxiety you think you can relate to NEETs, you can't, NEETS ARENT MADE OUT OF SOCIAL ANXIETY, BUT A TOTAL FAILURE TO ADAPT.
Faggot, at least if it were an actual Chad lecturing us it wouldnt be so rage inducing, it's only maddening because you're some bottom tier faggot who thinks he can relate to the mentally ill.
>>28933894
>>28934045
>>28933991
>>28933915
Amen, OP, Get out
>>28933951
>i got a gf
>heres how you do it fellow robots
That's what makes you a normie, get out.
>>28933987
Fuck off bitch i never said im too good for /r9k/. Ive claimed that im still a robot on numoerous occasions and yeah this girl isnt a roastie whore you fucking faggot. She might be one day but she isnt yet
>>28933991
Thats the fucking point. Its no big whoop. I was just trying to tell robots its not fucking hard to get a gf if you put in the least amount of effort, and getting one will in no way make you happy. Ive realised that im still not happy and fulfilled with my life. Most robots will not be happy after getting laid or getting a girl. But that may just be because robotis are intellectual and introspective not shallow fucks like normies who act on animalistic impulses without the slightest shred of self consciousness
>>28929803
>You got a gf at normal age (18) when girls don't see you as creep yet.
>I bet the girl Initiated conversations(so you knew she as some sort of Interest in you)
>when you asked her she said yes and told you she has always had a huge crush on you.
>you didn't even have to flirt with her or anything
So you basically you just got lucky and then give us lecture about this place.
And you are a moron for falling this hard for all theses memes
and even though virgin and no gf and almost 21 I am still trying to work and improve myself.
and I have tried several times.
>>28933951
>What are your "problems" that make me a normie and not you fag?
24 year old KV. That's not even the worst of it and I'm already shitting on your delusion of being a robot.
The worst thing is that you're still childish enough to see sex as an accomplishment and have the nerve to try to preach to others.
>>28934080
SHUT THE FUCK UP FUCK YOU BITCH IM NOT A FUCKING NORMIE I JUST WANTED TO HELP
>>28933994
WHAT ARE YOU REEING ABOUT FAGGOT
>>28933928
>maybe if I question his age I will prove him wrong!! Mum get the camera!
>>28933973
No they don't, quit being a baby
>muh looks
If you have a good personality and are pleasant to be around, people will appreciate you.
If you had pride you would take our advice, stop calling us normies, and improve yourself.
So you admit to being weak? Why don't you try acting like you are here around people in real life?
It's not hard to be accepted by society
Like I said normies are not difficult to understand, so get out there and prove your worth.
>>28934045
Hey dumbass, I didn't say you had to be fit. You're just generalizing me and not listening to what I'm saying, so why should I even bother responding to you with MY precious minutes of MY time?
You sound like the king of man children, not because of your looks but because of your personality. That's what I can tell from you, because you have to find some comparison to inch your way through life. It's time to grow up.
>>28934080
I'm not OP. Open your ears and stop thinking everyone is the same, figuratively and literally.
The reason you're mad is because you know I'm right. You just don't want to admit it so you can continue to have everything handed to you
>>28934221
>I wanted to help
>you all suck never even tried everythings your fault youre basically all austistic and retarded self pity I'm a 1/10 guise srsly
Your words, not mine.
>>28934136
>Thats the fucking point. Its no big whoop. I was just trying to tell robots its not fucking hard to get a gf if you put in the least amount of effort, and getting one will in no way make you happy. Ive realised that im still not happy and fulfilled with my life. Most robots will not be happy after getting laid or getting a girl. But that may just be because robotis are intellectual and introspective not shallow fucks like normies who act on animalistic impulses without the slightest shred of self consciousness
Then why the fuck are you trying to give advice? This only applies to idiots who thought a gf would fix them.
You could saved everyone a lot of trouble by just saying "Got a gf, doesn't fix shit, try another method, gg."
>>28934221
Do you want to be "one of us" again, dump your roastie and come back then, only a real robot would dump his first gf on the demand of a stranger on r9k.
Dump her via text and report back, and we'll gladly accept you back.
>>28934221
You are right OP, but you are not going to convince anyone here. Robots are just extremely delusional and also really really really dumb. They're kinda like /x/. There's nothing you can say to them to make them change their mind. They already made their mind up to believe whatever makes them cope with their problems the most and all they are looking for is a place to circlejerk. It's truly a lost cause, not because of their physical appearance or lack of basic social skills, but because they are genuine unlikable entitled delusional assholes.
>>28934221
I am RREIN ABOUT YOU
> I JUST WANTED TO HELP
THIS IS NOT HOW YOU HELP
There were other robots who got a first gf and they were nice and wish us that we will get gfs, gave advice and didn't talk trash about this board. it's not our falt that you took the meme too serious.
>>28934345
So what you're saying is
>there is something about their personality that's sets them apart and makes them unlikable and unsuitable for relationshits
Glad you finally admitted it normie
>>28934185
>>28934292
You idiots base your entire self worth upon not having stuck your dick in a wet hole. You place pussy on a pedestal. And you believe youre doomed for life failures because of that. this has created a habit of seeing problems and giving up instead of trying to solve them in you. So i thought maybe my advice could offer some sense to you to make you get over girls. Either fuck them and realise yourself its all fucking pointless or dont fuck them and work on improving yourself (a roastie will come to you to get fuckd anyway once youve done that) so you can stop being so depressed about something so frivilous
>>28934399
I never denied that. But it isn't the world's fault. It's YOUR fault, you goddamn idiots.
op getting absolutely OBLITERATED itt, thinks he's some sort of robot saviour, can't wait till big alpha chad cucks him and he maakes the news for shooting up his school/uni
>>28934399
Sounds like you're admitting it then.
You actually like being a social outcast.
You get more satisfaction out of being a disgruntled cunt than you would being a Chad or trying to improve yourself.
>>28934027
But the tall good looking guy is much more likely to have a hot wife.
>>28934264
>No they don't, quit being a baby
Yes they do. Quit being a retard. Take a guy with small retruded chin, big bulging eyes and a jew nose. Compare that to a guy with big bulging chin, small, manly eyes and nicely shaped nose. Which one is more likely to be attractive?
>If you have a good personality and are pleasant to be around, people will appreciate you.
Less than someone good looking.
>If you had pride you would take our advice, stop calling us normies, and improve yourself.
Improving yourself for society made of people who shit on you for things out of your control is the opposite of pride.
>So you admit to being weak? Why don't you try acting like you are here around people in real life?
I do that actually. Around my "friends" who I have told I don't consider them to be my friends.
>It's not hard to be accepted by society
If you work hard like a cuck for things that Chad gets easily? Yes it is. But only someone with no backbone whatsoever would do that.
>Like I said normies are not difficult to understand, so get out there and prove your worth.
Prove my worth to people who treat me like shit for things out of my control? FUCK YOU.
>>28934420
>Assigning blame to the failings of other people that you don't understand, but just assumes you do.
This is why we can't talk to normies, because they believe the world is fair. Or at the very least, it's not so bad and you can just work your way through any problem.
You can work your way out of being a NEET, but not into making friends, finding love, and having a happy life
>GET OUT
>>28934420
I come to /r9k/ mostly to laugh at the pitiful faggots. But occasionally, you will also see a reasonable poster that you can converse with, and even help. I'm a normie (robots might even call me a Chad), and right here in this thread I had a nice encouraging discussion with a robot. It can happen, you just need to be patient and filter all the angry shitflinging.
>>28934483
Why are you wasting your time here?
>>28934473
>But the tall good looking guy is much more likely to have a hot wife.
He doesn't. The ugly shot successful guy has a hot wife. The tall good looking NEET angry sperglord is a virgin.
And somehow you're going to convince yourself that the angry NEET is better off just because he's tall?
>>28934506
>wasting time
That's what everyone is on 4chan for.
>>28934517
Your hypothetical anecdote means nothing.
Tall guy would be more likely to have a hot wife.
>>28934547
>I come here to laugh at you
Why? Even for wasting time that's pitiful.
>and sometimes help somebody
You're not, I assure you.
>>28934483
The robot will do nothing to change his life, or if he tries he will fail, you'll tell him to go out and talk to people and due to his lack of experience he'll either end up ridiculed, or sperging out and landing in a jail cell.
You've done nothing but set a failure up for more failure.
Any prescription for robots should be palliative, IE, teaching them how to deal with being alone, not filling their heads with ideas they can change who they are.
>>28934566
You're right, the Shield of Denial of robots is too strong for normies to break.
>>28934418
You're still not offering any solutions though, you're just telling them that gfs aren't a miracle cure, which I'm sure most of us have gotten past that delusion. (I never had it to begin with, which is why you look so silly to me.)
>>28929992
You have a gf, you are a normie, it's that simple. Which makes everything you wrote invalid.
>>28934605
Aren't you interested in knowing how you could get a gf? Or is it that you chose to never have a gf?
>>28934601
So is it not true that attractive men do on average have more attractive partners? Or what are you even trying to say?
>>28934343
im not gonna do that. Im still too beta to just randomly dump a girl that "loved" me when i thought i was unlovable. But im gonna be 100% honest here and as i said before getting a gf hasnt made me very happy. Its just taken being a virgin off my mind. I still dont like people and coming back on here ive realised i cant keep this up much longer. I will end it with her in about another week anyway before she can cuck me. I always thought i would break a roasties heart and fuck n dump her and im still misogynistic but ive ggotten soft for her.
>>28934432
>triproach
Okay ill bite. she might cuck me but not if i cuck her first. And even if she does i would give zero fucks alright? So shut the fuck about that.
>>28934631
When you are shown an ugly short guy with a hot wife and successful career, you try to deny it by saying muh statistics, the tall guy is much better off.
Somehow you have this fault in your brain where even the tall good-looking kissless virgin NEET is better off than the ugly short fat guy with a hot wife and good job.
