>part of the alt-right
>identifies self as a nhilist
>hasn't read a book since high school
>only hobby is videogames
>insecure about height
>indulges in self pity without trying to improve his situation
>is proud of/content with being a NEET
>didn't go to prom, not even with friends
>has the virgin sneeze
Welp I fit every category. To be fair though I skipped prom because I went to Thailand with my then-girlfriend
>>28928454
>virgin sneeze
What?
>insecure about height
That's literally everybody. I'm 6'3 and wear one inch lifts
>>28928454
such bait
wow
very ignore
>uses anime pics from shows he doesn't watch and of which he cannot identify the source
>uses /a/ memes out of context
>has used /sp/ or swagfag memes post-'12 ("btfo" "rekt" etc.)
>browses /s4s/
>/b/tard ("if I'm annoying that means I win")
>>28929680
>What?
I'm guessing its pinch your nostrils so you don't sneeze loudly.
>>28929879
b-but I do that
I'm not a virgin I swear
>>28928454
>he's cute and tall and has a cool personality and interests but has a girlfriend and is unavailable to me
huge fucking red flag
>>28929977
>he doesn't cheat
Bluepilled beta plebcuck
>>28930242
honestly hoping he'll cheat or dump his gf for me tbvh familia
>>28930294
R u a girl? A real one?
If you want to make him jealous pls be my gf
I'm only alt-right. Get fucked cuckservatives/feminists
>>28930335
if you live where i live which is highly unlikely i would but since you don't. no
>tfw have by far the loudest sneeze of anyone I've ever met
>Consists of a really over the top yawn-like inhalation followed by what's basically me shouting as loud as I can
>mfw watching it make people jump in the street when I have a cold
>>28930375
Where you live?
original original
>>28930294
if a guy cheats with you or dumps his gf for you he'll do the exact same thing to you with another girl
and i hope he do, whore
>>28930426
the balkans
>>28930455
ok
i still want him to do it tho
>>28930484
this is why people here dislike girls
>>28930459
you're romanian gipsy, aren't you
>>28930455
>not true btw
Piss off virgin betacuck
>>28930459
Oh sorry. Are you attractive? Are you friends? Not that hard to win a guy over
>>28930539
>not true btw
Speaking as a guy who's done that many times before, it's definitely true
>has the virgin sneeze
Alright this has gone too fucking far. First the virgin walk, then the autism shoes, then the virgin stare, then the virgin smell, and now the virgin sneeze? Really?
>>28930539
>not true btw
don't be so naive anon, nobody cheats as a one off, it's a continuous fun cycle of sneaking around
>>28930568
>Speaking as a guy who's done that many times
Right ;)
>>28930573
>then the virgin smell
Pretty sure that's just dried ball sweat and cum
Protip for all you NEETS, if you've masturbated in the past day and haven't had a shower (or at the very least washed your hands) anyone who comes at all close to you will be able to smell it.
>>28928454
>virgin sneeze
what the fuck is this now
>>28930598
We're talking upgrading here not cheating
>>28930601
Okay, regardless of what you believe about me, what exactly makes you think that a guy who will happily cheat on his GF with another girl will suddenly have an issue with then cheating on the second?
How is it any different?
>>28930536
nope
>>28930539
i guess? the first night we met he complimented me a couple of times on my looks
we haven't hung out too much to be considered friends or close friends, he's close friends with my best friend's boyfriend
i don't really want to try winning him over or anything tho because i can't tell how "serious" he considers his relationship with his gf. they've been together for a while apparently but i can't find a single photo of them together anywhere and he was outright flirting with me. i'm just gonna die alone i don't have the balls to interfere with that shit
>>28930622
If that's what you want to call it, but why wouldn't he upgrade again?
>>28930622
and he'll upgrade again as soon as the thrill of a new relationship is over and a younger, hotter, more fun cutie patootie pops up in his life
>>28928454
>didn't go to prom, not even with friends
It's almost like people had have a reason to go to prom, oh wait, no they fucking didn't you fucking faggot.
Only reason you had was if you had a crush on a girl or had a gf, if you didn't fit any of those 2, you had 0 reason to go to prom.
>>28930640
>and he was outright flirting with me
Kek, assuming he's an attractive and outgoing guy, that's how he acts to every girl. He knows that he can get them to do basically whatever he wants with nothing but a few easy compliments.
If he wanted to cheat with you, you'd know.
>part of the alt-right
eh I guess, feminism is cancer and all that
>identifies self as a nihilist
far too edgy
>hasn't read a book since high school
no
>only hobby is video games
I don't even play video games I just shitpost
>insecure about height
6'0 lol get fucked manlets
>indulges in self pity without trying to improve his situation
I don't pity myself but I don't really try to improve either
>is proud of/content with being a NEET
I'm not a NEET but I am a bit of a shut-in
>didn't go to prom, not even with friends
Was a hardcore normie in HS so
>has the virgin sneeze
I bellow like a fucking viking when I sneeze, can't even help it
>>28930682
no, i talked to the guy who is close friends with him and he said he doesn't act like that at all around other girls.
>>28930640
i am a certified doctor
please show on this map
where you are when you masturbate
>>28930670
Virgin detected
Should of known that's not an original comment
>>28930717
no i don't want him to identify me in case he posts here i've already Said Too Much
>>28930724
>I don't have a proper argument so i'll just call them an virgin instead.
Enjoy your (you)
>>28930683
>he tries this hard to impress girls
>>28930735
i see...
so kosovo
how does it feel to be serbia's bitch
well i guess this is the only time you will be someone's bitch
>>28930762
Well no, his argument was that you're a virgin, hence you had no need to go to prom as there was no chance of you getting any.
>>28930783
definitely not kosovo haha
>>28928454
>virgin sneeze
Fucking kek'd
>>28930838
bulgaria it is
>>28928454
>>insecure about height
I can't help it. I'm 5'8" and have been rejected in the past based on height, so it's tough to not be insecure about it.
>>28930897
uh
close enough
>>28930923
macedonia scum i see
>>28930769
Pshh like I even care about impressing girls... b-baka...
>>28928454
What the hell is a "virgin sneeze?" I've literally never heard of this before.
>>28931089
>HA CHEEEYOUUUU
a non virgin sneeze is
>HA CHOOOOOO
>>28930923
are you even my neighbor? Hungarian here.
>>28928454
>under 6'3
>doesn't make at least 100k a year
>can't bench at least his bodyweight and squat 1.5x his bodyweight
>thinks meat is manly and makes fun of vegetarians and vegans
>doesn't like animals
My sneezes are literally the worst. They come out in a chain.
When I sneeze for the first time, my nose ithes because of it, and that causes ne to sneeze again and it's alll over again.
Plus, I have a very,and i mean VERY strong sneeze. Sometimes it seems like im shouting AAAAAARG CHOOO on purpose don't know why.
I take it as a joke, though. my record is 16 sneezes on a row.
>insecure about height
Who wouldn't be. Unless you're like 6'3" there is no reason not to be insecure. Because MANY men are much taller than you.
>>28930614
no they can't
originu
>>28928454
>alt-right
Nah
>nihilist
Militant nihilist
>I read
>no vidya
>height no, weight yes
>no
>opposite of neet
>went to three proms
How'd I do?
>>28930618
>>28930870
who /scream-sneeze/ here?
>>28928454
>part of the alt-right
>>28935000
My niggur
>>28928454
I am/do literally none of these things and i still dont know how to get girls. Maybe when i go to school next year ill figure it out
>part of the alt-right
Yes
>identifies self as a nhilist
Alt-right and nihilist shouldn't ever mix. They're total opposites. Jesus Christ.
>hasn't read a book since high school
I read a book or two each week.
>only hobby is videogames
No.
>insecure about height
6'0
>indulges in self pity without trying to improve his situation
Successful business owner.
>is proud of/content with being a NEET
Was never a NEET.
>didn't go to prom, not even with friends
Went to prom twice with aryan gf
>has the virgin sneeze
No.
>>28932546
vegetarian detected
>>28935328
>rich
>has gf
>had gf in hs
>on /r9k/
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>28928454
are you talking from experience?
>>28935450
I've been an oldfag even longer than I've been a competent human being. I'm not leaving just because I get my dick licked.
>>28935609
see this anons? look up to this anon. be like him
>>28928454
>>part of the alt-right
I'm conservative but not alt right
>>identifies self as a nhilist
I used to like 10 years ago
>>hasn't read a book since high school
I've read some history theses and books but that's about it
>>only hobby is videogames
I watch anime and masturbate to Japanese porn too
>>insecure about height
Yes
>>indulges in self pity without trying to improve his situation
Yes
>>is proud of/content with being a NEET
I'm not a NEET kek
>>didn't go to prom, not even with friends
Prom is a miserable waste of time if you have no one to go with.
>>has the virgin sneeze>>
Don't know what that is
>>28935000
>>28935075
good job getting meme'd by trumpstein the "former" democrat
>part of the alt-right
Thankfully not.
>identifies self as a nhilist
Not at all.
>hasn't read a book since high school
Haven't read for awhile but I did read after high school and it wasn't related to course related material.
>only hobby is videogames
I play them but thankfully not my only hobby.
>insecure about height
I feel everything is made around me.
>indulges in self pity without trying to improve his situation
I try, I may not always succeed but I try.
>is proud of/content with being a NEET
Use to be but I have a job now.
>didn't go to prom, not even with friends
Sucked that I didn't have a girl to go with.
>has the virgin sneeze
I- NO. FUCK YOU REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE. WHY MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!?
>>28928454
>part of the alt-right
Not a homo, I'm actually right wing
>identifies self as a nhilist
esoteric eco-salafist politically, alt. history hyperborean orthodox religiously
>hasn't read a book since high school
Having a hard time finishing books lately because I read like 10 at a time about different subjects + practice
>only hobby is videogames
I don't fall for the electronic jew
>insecure about height
>tfw 6'4 manlet
>indulges in self pity without trying to improve his situation
lol sounds like women
>is proud of/content with being a NEET
Spiritual aristocrats have natural contempt for labor, I feel no shame for this.
>didn't go to prom, not even with friends
Spent time partying with actual friends in forest then
>has the virgin sneeze
What this means
>>28937300
>esoteric eco-salafist politically, alt. history hyperborean orthodox religiously
right wing tumblr
>>28938733
Yeah pretty much.
Not ashamed in the slightest.
>>28928454
>Isn't a virgin
Into the trash he goes.
>>28937300
DUDE SPENGLER LMAO
DUDE EVOLA LMAO
DUDE BENOIST LMAO
>>28928454
>part of the alt-right
I'm black so I can't join the movement but I agree with them on baby boomers. Baby boomers, especially black boomers, were fucking degenerates when they were young and now freeload. I can't stand it when the people behind the crack epidemic lecture me
>identifies self as a nhilist
nope
>>hasn't read a book since high school
reading science journals is my only hobby
>>only hobby is videogames
can't afford them
>insecure about height
When you combine height with race you can predict income precisely. Short black men make like $10,000 a year and tall white men make $85000
>indulges in self pity without trying to improve his situation
agreed
>is proud of/content with being a NEET
I agree fuck basic income
>didn't go to prom, not even with friends
no prom where I was and no real friends
>has the virgin sneeze
don't know
>>28928454
>uses the term cuckold
Add that one too. I know edgelords who think your wife cheating on you with a white guy doesn't count as being cucked and isn't a big deal because she's "loyal to the race"
>>28939373
>DUDE SPENGLER LMAO
Spengler is good when you realize he never meant to imply you should struggle.
>DUDE EVOLA LMAO
Evola is very good, his political things are pretty memey at this point, but his hermetic stuff is very good.
>DUDE BENOIST LMAO
lol no, pan-europeanism sucks and the west is full of bog nigger trash. Let barbarism prevail!
>>28935687
>they didn't even respond
