Take the test robots. Let's separate the numales from the men.
http://www.politicalcompass.org
Pic related is mine.
>>28928435
I don't know how to read this.
>tfw homosex trapfu who just wants a white nation with pro-lgbt politics and 1960s social attitudes sans stupid religious right shit like abortion, recreational drugs with low chance of dependency, and anti-lgbt shit
>tfw understand that i'm in the green corner because my decisions are based on emotion and not logic
>tfw would never want some of my views to be enforced but it's just how i feel
>tfw trust my alt right bf more than i do myself when it comes to political discussions
i hate nu-males too guys. i'm just a feminine faggot is all... i apologize
if you're blue you should off yourself
if you're purple you're a literal meme
libertarian left, woot!
who /good decent person/ here
Armchair Hitler I believe
Libertarian left this is pretty common right
>>28928900
hello bongsmoke mcbluntertoke
>>28928435
website's biased to the point it's not useful. it even used to have a gun control question that if you were pro gun control, it gave you points to authoritarian rather than libertarian because using guns to overthrow a totalitarian government means you're in favor of using force to silence political opponents which is authoritarian. i shit you not. idk if that question's still on there but the guy who made it's a total fag
>>28929162
i dont even smoke
>>28929170
>heightened regulations should be considered libertarianism
wat
>>28929232
i can only imagine he meant to say "anti gun control"
I didn't know there was a certificate. Pretty shit.
>>28929256
idk man, half the people on this board were dropped on their heads as infants
yay anarchy!
here you go famalam, I'm an Ancom
>>28928435
This test is gay.
So what does this mean? What am I
>>28929732
a honest hardworking aryan
>>28928435
MasterSquare
>>28928435
I feel like we've got a lot of green squares here
>>28930255
Forgot to attach this crap
So top left is for neocons and commies? Is top right for hardcore anti-religion, anti-lgbt, anti-war, anti-environmentalists, pro-capitalists, and pro-legalized drugs like myself?
>tfw you thought you were a left wing liberal
>now you know why you could never agree with a left wing liberal on 60% of what they stand for
this is for kids. needs more axis
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>left "libertarians"
>>28930563
This, left-libertarians are completely irrational and inconsistent.
I'm a degenerate so I'm not surprised with the result I got.
>>28930563
/pol/ BTFO LOOOOOL HOLY SHIT REKT
Really not surprised by my results at all. I have always felt like something inbetween libertarian and authoritarian. I want a big government to protect the borders, protect net neutrality, print money, in charge of roads and other infrastructure, regulate food safety, and fight monopolies. Yet I want them out of our lives for everything else. Also consider myself extreme nationalist and go out of my way to report illegal immigrants.
Not sure what this means, lads.
>>28928435
i don't really give a shit about politics, if anyone ever tried to stop me from doing what i wanted i'd push back even to my own assured destruction. life isn't worth the loss of my own freedom.
>>28930709
Oh thought I put it in the file name, but the circle is where I was the last time I took the test, like 5 years ago.
>>28930671
>I want a big government to protect the borders, protect net neutrality, print money, in charge of roads and other infrastructure, regulate food safety, and fight monopolies. Yet I want them out of our lives for everything else. Also consider myself extreme nationalist and go out of my way to report illegal immigrants.
You know what to do in November.
>>28930730
Yes Trump is like a dream come true.
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>>28930524
>r9k is literally normie (centrist) as fuck
just watched the angry birds movie with my girlfriend it was quite the movie i gotta tell you
>all these fucking libfags in this thread
not really an accurate representation because a lot of questions i wanted to answer that they were not even relevant and shouldn't be something that society gets in the middle of at all
>>28930563
i'm an anarcho-individualist anyway, i believe in nothing besides my own free will
this definitely isn't accurate
it's in the right square, but it seems a bit deep on both axes
Not too bad famerino
Red: Check your privilege and respect my genderfluidity, shitlord.
Blue: My personal feelings should dictate your life.
Green: Refugees welcome and please fuck my girlfriend Jamal.
Purple: Leave me alone and let me fuck a goat if I want.
>>28931256
so purple is the logical choice?
You can guess my candidate pretty easily.
>>28930873
hello fellow red. Why there are so few of us?
This was taken a long time ago, but my views haven't changed much.
>>28930487
The further authoritarian you are, the more you believe the government should influence and control social issues. At the very top is a fascist. The further libertarian you are is the opposite. The further left you are, the more you believe the government should influence and control economic issues. At the very left is a communist. The further right you are is the opposite. Someone who is as you described has both blue and purple tendencies but more blue than purple, hence the position.
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>>28931178
>wanting to boss people around because you think you're right
The arrogance
I ended up red and I voted every antigay answer. I don't hate foreigners so I didn't put white supremacists bs, but I'm against immigration too. I don't think there were enough questions to accurately gauge my political beliefs.
>l'm not a cuck
who would've guessed
Is this bad?
Commento de originale
yo
oregano familia
I'm not going to do this test again. I'm (1,0)
>>28931509
Every red state caused mass death and failed within decades. Plus it's literally 'I know what's best for everyone' to the extreme.
>>28931957
kentucky did pretty well for itself
Wat does this mean friendos
>>28928435
Fuck.
>tfw realize I am a NU male
>>28931983
You're are 13 and what is politics
>>28932015
that's thinking with memes
keep it up
A guide to everyone's results
I'm not really sure about all my views and I don't like talking about them, but here it is. Left libertarian.
>>28932194
>l don't want to think about hard things
why?
This quiz is super flawed anyway. It counts being against religion or old prejudices automatically makes you more left, but those social issues are outdated and most people disagree with them. The test is designed to either make you seem more left than you are or a full on right-wing fascist.
>>28932230
Thinking is a different thing. I do like to think about them. But whenever I hear a counterargument, I start to question whether I was wrong or right all this time. Not that I automatically assume I was wrong, of course.
>>28932158
>ifunny
You have to go back
Pretty much an Anarchist wooo
this is my genuine result
here is me, always been around the centre since the first time I did the test
>>28932895
here is me last year
>>28932698
>implying there's anything wrong with this
This doesn't accurately express all of my views but I guess that's to expected from an online quiz.
Just done it, this is me apparently
Well, I mean, at least I'm not in the "what is politics?" zone. lol right? Guys?..
>>28932302
This anon got it right
am i a piece of shit?
my views are actually quite libertarian
anyway
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>>28932158
this one is better and not from a normie website
