how's that tinder going /r9k/?
its an easy way to meet women and youll improve your social skills so you arn't full autismo with girls you actually care about
>>28928006
What pic are you using? M8 origami commendation.
>>28928156
>posting face to r9k
>>28928006
Started yesterday. A few matches so far. Focusing on meh looking girls I could see myself actually talking to/meeting. Also using my real photos to boost my confidence. Pretty fun desu senpai.
>>28928006
What's up with that Avery girl huh
>>28928006
>improve your social skills
>with an app on a screen
kek
>>28928490
youre supposed to meet them in real ife dummy
I got up to 700 matches and then deleted it cause I made one of them into my gf.
Snooping through her phone while she was in my shower I noticed she deleted tinder, and had literally zero messages to any other guys besides family since February so I felt bad and deleted my own as well as the numbers of girls I have been talking to.
>>28928700
This sounds like a sure fire way for a robot to get himself way out of his depth and end up having quite a bad time
>>28928344
That's what I wanted to know.
>>28928763
>oh no I might fail!
learn from mistakes
>>28928830
I have been trying to improve my social skills for quite some time but I'm stagnant at this point. I just really don't have much input for conversation. Shit sucks yo
>>28928904
practice your wit or gain some hobbies so your life isnt so boring.
>>28928006
>geniunly think I'm a 7/10
>Swipe a few girls that I think are in my league
>0 matches
>start swiping a lot of girls even some that are way above my league or a little bit under
>0 matches
>start swiping uggos and whales
>0 matches
This application basically ruined my fucking life, it destroyed the last drop of confidence I had in myself, now when I think about online dating I am overwhelmed with a feeling of disgust and dishonor as even the bottom of the barrel don't even want to talk to me. But I'm glad if it works out for you anons, tinder is actually great I can see that, It's unfortunately not for everyguy, If you are average or under average, don't even bother.
>>28928946
Conversations about hobbies make up like 1% of real life conversation.
And no one, especially girls, gives a shit about kickboxing or football or video games or drawing. Hobbies making you better at conversation is a meme
did you guys make a fake facebook account with a fake name to do this shit or what
>>28929005
girls have the edge on Tinder and its been researched and proven that girls, even uggo's are liked waay more than men.
you got a pic of yourself? ill give you an honest rating, cause even 8/10's can be unlucky on Tinder.
>>28929022
hobbies help you meet people you have stuff in common which gives the base for when you meet someone.
>>28929005
You're competing against the most fuccboi tier men in your area. Don't get discouraged. Honestly you're better off in real life
>>28929005
I'm like a 5 in real life and get matches from fat women and even some average women. Quit fucking lying.
>>28929047
I think Tinder gave me a pretty accurate rating man : not good enough/10
But hey, If I'm fucked then I'm fucked, can't change my face, at least I started lifting, I'll have a fucking ripped body to show the paramedics when they'll pick my meat up.
>>28929076
Good for you, bellend. This guy didn't get any matches. Literally "it just works for me lol u r doing wrong"
>Used to get several legit matches a day
>Algorithm changes over time
>Fucking nothing
>Recreate account occassionaly
>Still nothing
You will eventually get blacklisted
>>28929076
Why would I lie on an anonymous imageboard you stupid faggot.
Why would I even lie about being even more shitty that I already am? Damn you are retarded.
>>28929060
I got discouraged because I heard guys got matches in like hours, several days and I was still alone like a fucking retard, then I got so fucking sad I deleted it, never again, the shame is too high.
>>28929102
Average looking men get matches on tinder with fat chicks at the very least. I go on several forums like this one and that is always the case.
>>28929129
you said this
>If you are average or under average, don't even bother.
someone might see it and get discouraged
I was saying you're wrong
>>28929154
If I can avoid the crippling shame of having literally ZERO matches to one of my fellow robot brother I'll say whatever needs to be said.
If you are average or under average don't imagine swimming in pussy, having matches is great, fucking girls is another story.
>>28929186
>If I can avoid the crippling shame of having literally ZERO matches to one of my fellow robot brother I'll say whatever needs to be said.
I would rather know that no girls like me than not know. It's good to know where you stand in the dating world.
>>28929127
you have to be active or it stops matching you
my problem with Tinder isn't getting matches, I get tons of matches, the problem is that I am way too socially anxious to even respond when a woman tries to talk to me first, let alone ever actually send out messages, so I usually end up deleting my profile after a while, then create a new one so I don't feel so much pressure to respond.
>>28929209
>It's good that not even uggos or landwhales want to have something to do with
not really, it hurts a shitload. Maybe because of my last hint of ego I had left.
>>28928006
what's the match:fuck ratio? how many of those 1135 vaginas has your penis been inside of
>>28929235
>you have to be active or it stops matching you
I made an active effort to hit the swipe limit every 12 hours for weeks and got nothing. Now if I'm not active for a day or 2 I get thrown a bone, probably just to keep me from deleting the app.
>>28929249 PO
1134
>>28929237
Women are very hypergamous online. Real life is actually easier than tinder.
>have like ten matches
>muster up the courage to message the girls
>conversation dies within the first few messages
I don't know what I was expecting
>>28929426
This was my experience too
>>28929426
>wow anon you're funny, im horny come fuck me
I used to get a match about every day, but then all of a sudden they just fucking stopped. Been seiping like normal every single day and havent had a match in what feels like forever.
Any idea what the fuck happened?
Wtf man. I'm scared.
>>28928006
michelle is a real QT tho
try getting her and post chat for others to learn
>no car
>can't meet the girls even if I could
No thanks. Taking public transport isn't worth seeing a girl either. I'll leave fucking these whores to Chad.
>>28928734
She's cheating dude. She cleared her phone
>>28928904
So talk to girls
>>28929047
Men pursue women. That's basic biology, and why dating rules as a man
>>28929731
> I'm not making any improvements talking to girls
> so just talk to girls
I do, I just don't get better
>>28929802
Keep doing it. You're just quitting because it's hard, and like a typical chick, you want to act like a victim instead of putting in effort
>tinder
>implying I'm not gay
>implying I dont have grindr instead
Got it last week, already hooked up with two guys. Mixed feelings about it, I don't think I want to start slutting it up, but it is way too easy to just start fucking whatever comes my way. If I wasn't drunk all the time I'd probably get laid every night with this fucking app.
>>28929969
>using HIV: the app
laffin
>>28930129
You say that but the majority of girls use it. Meaning even if you're avoiding tinder you're still using hiv: the real life
>be black male
>visit Denmark
>white women are literally throwing themselves at me, which isn't the case in burger land
>they're more attractive than amerilard tumblrbeasts too
Helps to be attractive too I guess
>>28929853
I haven't quit and never will but a lot of people say that practice helps when it's not the case for me
>>28930281
All this self pity and excuse making is pretty pathetic, familia.
>been on tinder since the day it came out with a real pic
>have severeal times run out of swipes in a 15mi radius
>have 3 matches
>none of which ever responded to me
>>28930278
>Helps to be attractive
someone get this shemar moore looking nigger a nobel. brilliant work m8
>>28928006
Why would you even want to try tinder?
I thought /r9k/ wanted a stable gf, not some one night stand.
POST YOUR CONVO WITH AVERY AND MORE PICS OF HER YOU FUCKING PIECE OF SHIT
Started a few weeks ago
No matches yet
>>28930369
Like I said, I have not ever quit so it's not even pity or excuse making
This post chain is redundant at this point though so just feel free to call me a faggot or whatever and we'll be done with it
>>28930278
We import you Jamals FFS of course they throw themself at you.
>>28929005
This.
These apps just won't work for people like us, is basically just to cut the bullshit between attractive people and fuck.
Better the heaven be good god, because sure you have denied it from us in earth.
>match with girl
>either immediately unmatched, i never get a reply or the conversation comes to halt
Yeah Tinder is great.
>>28929005
Same hing, for me. After about 2 months of all right swipes I've matched with 5 ugly chicks that never bothered replying back.
Tinder is actually running out of girls to show me and has to go looking for more possible matches.
>>28928006
>>>/soc/
Stay fucked off.
so should i set up an extra facebook profile just with pics for tinder? or should i just link it to my normal one, i dont want grills from tinder finding out i only have 12 friends 2bh
>>28931757
You rather they think that you have 0 friends?
>>28931757
They dont see your profile nigger
>>28931782
no i was thinking theyd maybe know it was a fake profile just for tinder pics
>>28931821
Girls get so many matches that I doubt they'd actually go and look for extra info on you.
>>28931757
Only your first name is used on tinder, girls can't find you if you use a different facebook profile than any pics you use on tinder.
>>28931864
this, men are disposable, barely even human, to womyn
>>28928006
How does someone get good pictures of themselves other than selfies? The fact that people pause their fun to take pictures when they're out in a group blows my mind.
>>28932033
Not pausing the fun lol.
Its called capturing the moment.
Holy shit guys what do?
>>28932249
Just say yes you fucking idiot
yes i'd like to go with you
>>28932033
Yeah I don't know either. I really find it funny how if I go out people will literally take their phone out at any opportunity and take a photo of fucking anything. I mean I get it, sure, it's nice to have photos to look back on. But when you're out and about doing something, why not just enjoy the moment and what you're actually doing instead of taking photos of it all.
>>28932249
Aw tell her she has a really nice name.
Esperanza means Hope in spanish :D
>>28932249
>you should go
Are you this autistic in real life?
>>28932249
>it's a date then ;)
>>28932415
oh wait shit no you should probably plan an actual date before saying that
>it's a date on 6/2/16 then ;)
>>28932249
>Yes but you have to pay because if I can't pay off my loan sharks they're gonna cut off my thumbs.
>>28932442
>it's a date on 6/2/16 then ;)
oh fuck nigga
>>28929005
I've had a profile for 6 months and I haven't had one match. I just deleted it and gave up on women. Some of us just weren't meant to be happy.
>>28932540
Post a face pic. Lets see what we're dealing with here
>>28932249
Make her feel bad. She is just using you for food. Why is every robot this deluded to think that a women wants to be with them?
>>28932540
Post a face pic. Lets see what we're dealing with here bud
>>28932249
listen to me faggot
say "ok but you're paying :) "
don't do what these other losers tell you
if you want to be alone forever then just do what you always did that brought you here
>>28932578
>>28932599
wtf it makes me retype it then ends up sending it twice
>>28932599
>>28932584
I thought I was prettychad-ly
I'm right at the line where my pics are good enough to get some fairly cute matches but I'm not attractive enough for them to actually bother going out on a date. We always set something up (sometimes they even ask me out first) and then they cancel last minute or just disappear.
I've had a lot more luck with OkCupid but people on there are still flaky at times.
Guy with the esperanza girl here. She gave me her snapchat and kik instead of her phone number. Is this sus?
>>28932748
it's over
it's not gona lead anywhere might as well send dickpics
>>28932748
That's relatively common.
I've had the Tinder app on my phone for like a week now, and apparently my profile has been active the whole time (with shitty default pictures and no bio).
However, I updated my bio and put new photos on yesterday, and have gone to the swipe limit twice now, with no matches. Is it because all of these people with have already swiped left on my shitty profile, or do I need to be more patient? If I fucked up and it is the former should I just create a new account?
>>28932748
>kik
Just end it.
>>28932654
You look 6/10 which is fine but the pic makes you look like a fucking douche.
Just take a selfie of you smiling or get a family member to take one of you.
>>28932806
What's even the point of kik. Its basically texting using an app instead of your phone from what I can tell
>>28932843
it isn't him, it's a meme nigger from /soc/ that's been posted several times because of cuck culture
>>28932654
8/10
don't do online dating. it's not for blacks
wear a plain shirt
look away from the camera but don't smile
don't take the photo from above or they will think you're a manlet
>>28932905
?
Not him but im black and get plenty of matches weekly
>>28933157
im black and get no matches
>>28933172
Face pic? Show your profile.
im 5'7" is there no hope for online shit
Unless you have a pic taken by someone else, against an outdoors, sunny back drop, with you being in the middle of the pic, and tall and buff and shirtless, you will not get anything out of tinder
I'm 6'4 but the last time I tried to use tinder was months ago and I was still fat, had no social life and no ability to get a picture like that so I was shit out of luck
Still tall, fat is nearly gone, but I still need to build up muscle and get a proper picture
I guess you could just hand someone a dollar and be like "take this picture" to make up for not knowing anyone
So basically tinder is rigged as fuck
>>28933206
I delete it after a week of no matches a few times. I haven't tried again.
>>28929802
It's like you expect to learn box without actually boxing. There is literally no other way to get better at talking to girls than talking to girls. Start with ugly and fat chicks, that should help you build your confidence.
>>28933268
Then post a face pic
>>28933266
>have a pic taken by someone else, against an outdoors, sunny back drop, with you being in the middle of the pic, and tall and buff and shirtless
Only if you are average or below. If you are attractive selfies will do.
Once you lose weight make sure you mention your height in the bio.
>>28933507
I'm scared to be honest with you
i had it for a few months and only got bots to match me it feels bad to be ugly and short
>rfw met my gf on interwebz trough completely roundabout way
>tfw if we were on tinder i'd have no chance
why gimp yourselves retards
>>28933482
It took me until I was 24 to understand this. You have to throw yourself into the deep end if you want to learn/ You have to eat shit at first, its gonna suck but you have to deal with it until you level up your social skills. But boy does it suck at first because within 30 seconds the girl knows you're really autistic and shy.
>>28933551
You should lift
>>28933540
Do you want help or not??
Or would you rather keep frogposting here daily complaining about tfw no gf
>>28933551
lose the pedo smile, lift.
And bam, CHAD.
>>28933612
There's only one right answer to that question
>>28930546
that feel when youre so beta Avery is the only one you have a chance with
>>28933836
I would tell her I loved her every single day and never ever EVER leave her
>>28933680
Iol sigh
How many matches do you get compared to how big citys you live in?
I live in a city with about 120 000 people living in it and I have around 300 matches so far.
>>28934415
London. Sooooooo many potential matches. About 20 a week on average.
What does it mean when your match asks "420?"
I am too afraid to use tinder. I have no friends so I would have no pictures. I have no female experience even though I'm 24 and would be too weird/mean to get any girl online to want me
Sucks even more that I'm in the Bay Area where there's probably tons of good looking girls who use it
>>28934554
They want to buy weed.
A friend told me she met her dealer on tinder
>>28934590
Why would you ask a random person to sell you weed? How do they even know if you sell it?
>>28934607
If you sold weed you would know what they meant.
Do you have long hair or in anyway look like a drug dealer?
>>28934590
Your slut friend is probablyfucking
Her dealer
Too
>>28933551
shave the pube beard down. i wish i could grow a beard, but i'm not embarrassing myself with my halfhearted attempt like you are.
i set up a profile about 6 hours ago and have no matches
should i kill myself now?
>>28934643
No long hair and I don't think I look like a drug dealer. I'm hispanic so maybe that's why?
>>28934757
Show profile
>>28934757
No. Your profile is new so give it time for people to swipe and see it. Also, beggars can't be choosers so swipe right on everyone and you're bound to get a match.
>>28934767
Haha probably, next time someone ask you that, just play along.
>>28934787
nah im too much of a pussy
i only put two photos on there and haven't written anything yet
>>28934666
I know she's fucking him, she don't spend money on weed.
>>28934845
Ok. Can't help you.
>>28929713
Nah I know she hates cheaters with a visceral passion cause her Dad cheated on her Mom and fucked up their family.
>>28930449
Because I'm becoming a wizard real quick and anything is better than nothing
>>28932249
Are you talking about pizza or anal?
Any sites or guides for making a good tinder profile?
>>28935078
boards.4chan.org/r9k/thread/28928006/hows-that-tinder-going-r9k
:^)
>>28935078
the only guide you will ever need - be tall, have wide frame and good face
>>28935078
just get a nice chad pic like this one (obviously avoid easily recognized meme chads like this one though), and that's it - no girl will drop you because of what's written on your profile if you have a chad picture
Here's the pic front pic I used for mine.
I don't know what advice to give you... But definitely put your best pic first. Worked for me so far
>>28935176
well what if i actually wanna meet a girl though?
>>28935315
Be natural, don't be a sperg and the conversation will flow.
If you have no common interests it will die out fast.
Are you looking for a one night stand or a girlfriend?
>>28935162
Are you the same bitter guy replying to everything in this thread?
>>28935078
Take some good pictures, no selfies in the bathroom, I'm not that goodlooking but I know what difference a good profile picture makes for your matches, Go to /p/ and ask what makes a good portrait.
I don't write much in the description, just some inspiring bullshit, a joke or just something that can initiate a conversation in some form.
The profile is the easy part.
>>28935338
either really. i want a gf but i dont see that happening.
>>28933551
shave a bit too
cleaner is better
>its an easy way to meet women and youll improve your social skills so you arn't full autismo with girls you actually care about
No it isn't. The people you really care about, you will always perceive to be out of your reach, and you will treat them differently and act autistically because you're afraid of rejection.
I've been through this already.
>>28933551
could anyone post a batch of this guy's pictures? I want to create a sockpuppet on okcupid with him
>>28933551
you're not that ugly, you'd have a better chance in real life. get in shape, find a look that works for you and ignore online dating.
tinder basically cuts out any guy below a 7, unless you use some kind of blood magic to write your bio
it's literally for girls to a) have sex with hot guys and b) get validation by seeing how many hot guys like them.
they think being swiped by Chad means they are equally hot, even though most guys have low standards and swipe right on 90% of the people they see. it's an ego inflater
I have now left tinder having found the love of my life. Happy to post tips if anyone wants.
>>28935448
That's dumb but I see your point, but I can safetly say to you that you're going to get over it if you try.
And no, you have not been "through this already".
>>28934554
m8 were you born yesterday?
>>28928006
Oh god time to dump my tinder pics, brace yourselves senpaitachi this is all OC
>>28935563
Not sure.jpg
>>28935529
after a while of trying to be nice and getting nowhere, I started to be an total dick. It worked 95% of the time, and by worked I mean got me laid - perhaps not the target of all robots.
>>28935577
Oh dear man
Fuck tinder. I talk to women at my local bar of choice. I never fuck any of them mind you but I hold conversations with them at least.
>>28935529
Post your pics first. Chad's advice will be disregarded.
By the way, you got more matches than the total number of people who use tinder in my country.
>>28935592
Continuing to dump
>>28935542
No I actually have been through this already. Several short term relationships, sex, grinding and kissing - I had fun, but this one short girl at the office still scares the shit out of me.
Such is autism, friendo
>>28935585
you cant post this shit and then not post your profile
so post your profile you faggot
>>28935607
>miss me if the only books you have are by white men
Holy kek
>>28935601
>>28935529
This was how it used to look. Expecting criticism.
>>28935555
Yes. Didn't know if she meant if I smoked or like >>28934590 said if they're asking me to sell them some.
>>28928006
>purposefully try to match with girls that say they like "political", "deep" or "philosophical" discussions
>bring those things up immediately
>they either get fucking pissed or can't keep up past a 7th grade discussion level
>mfw
>>28935667
that's not particularly chad, actually. i'd like to hear your tips. I suspect one of them is having interesting pics, which is difficult for the average robot
>>28935667
right so you cant even see your face, all i can take from this is that you look like a rich cunt with an active lifestyle
if this is what women want then i guess im fucked
>>28929005
Post face senpai
I'll tell you if you're actually uggo
>>28932654
You look fine, not quite chad, but def above average. Don't worry about it
>>28935620
You're scared because you like her, that's not austism, that's feelings.
Don't give up because you think you've been through it all, keep fighting pupper.
I'm 2 month in banging my oneitis, I'm still scared but I realized now that it's mostly excitement and it was all worth it.
I've been where you are and I promise you, you're able to make it.
>>28935667
Those pics are chad as fuck though. You look rich and "interesting" I guess. Race driver? Damn. Don't even need to show your face then.
>>28928006
Tinder is rigged. I'm using a very good photo of me and I still get almost 0 matches.
>>28935563
>>28935577
absolute trash
>>28935706
Sorry bud, but that just shows you're autistic. Everyone is expected to know that your average everyday woman won't talk to you about your intricate shitty political interests. No wonder you're a virgin.
>>28935706
>be girl
>like nice discussions about life
>some ugly sperg mesages me
>so what's your opinion on all of Nietzsche works in chronological order?
>>28935713
yes the pics/bio is key. do i actually do all the things in the pics? No. As stated, i was trying to get vague, not find love so not concerned about them ever finding out I was full of shit. Rent a nice car, go to nice dinner, tell them things they want to hear. Plus, once they start to get behind your lies, you do swell giving you an extra boost of confidence. If they believe you are rich and..I dunno, a fuckin pilot, you essentially are. I if that makes sense.
>>28935716
not attractive at all. its all about confidence. thats the magic of tinder, you can force yourself into a situation with someone that might not normally talk to you because of your looks, but they like your personality and start to forget your looks. its about getting that chance.
>>28935970
I meant vagoo, not vague
>>28935877
as previously mentioned, its mostly bollocks. I'm not rich, just know how to come across as such. Its sad that these are the things you need in this day and age to get anywhere. But fuck, may as well play the game eh
>>28928006
>Avery
oh god what the fuck
>>28936048
hahaha that's a fucking super like on her, OP what the fuck??
>>28928006
>>28935942
>>28935948
It's absolutely autistic, that's why it's so damn funny.
>>28935970
rent a car for the date? sounds a bit excessive. i mean it's excessive to rent a car for a picture, too, but at least that lasts forever
I could probably look rich if I took pictures from the rare occasions I've just luckily happened to be in 'interesting' circumstances, but it would take over a year of passive accumulation to get five of them. guess that's what I get for avoiding the camera all my life
I've seen others recommend taking a picture in a suit, which I will do because I look pretty good in mine
>>28928006
Fuck this shit, I would make a profile but I'm too afraid people in my area will find out and start seeing me as a desperate weirdo.
I usually stay silent all night long in social settings cause I know I can't be as easygoing as my friends.
If only there was a way not to connect it to fb, just to see who's on there.
I guess imma lose again.
>>28936133
its not excessive when you're getting blown in it. you go pick up a girl in anew and snazzy car she is already thinking yes. its her first interaction, an extension of yourself. plus, one 24 hour rental can get you 3-4 dates.
personally I'm very against selfies. always have pictures taken by someone else, or a camera on a timer with you looking busy and not like you're taking a picture.
>>28928006
>tinder sluts
enjoy your aids and herpes.
>>28936219
It doesn't mention you use tinder on facebook I think it just uses it to display your interests.
I only message average or chubby girls. Some girls I get matched with are so attractive it's intimidating. Feels terrible when they don't respond or stop talking for no reason (unmatch them later because i don't wanna be remembered of my failures every time I open the inbox). What would I even say to this woman? I'm 25 and don't even have a drivers license.
>tfw matched with fat black chick
>wants to make out with me and see where things go
I don't give a fuck at this point guys. Time to get my knob slobbed by Raqwanda
>>28936238
I guess that makes sense. I should probably just quit tinder entirely because the idea of doing all this manipulation just to get my dick sucked doesn't appeal to me. obviously I want sex, but I also want a girl to literally just like me and want to spend time with me. lolkillme
>>28936276
show your profile. she obviously liked something to match you. let me see if i can tell why she matched
>>28936274
I downloaded the app and you either have to connect it to Facebook or use your mobile number.
If I create a fake/exploration profile using my number, I guess I won't be able to use it for my legit profile.
>>28936324
agreed. tinder is usually for certain types. i had literally zero success trying to find a nice girl with either approach.
saying that my gf was off tinder...but its slightly different for reasons i cant be bothered to explain
>>28936276
Zagreb huh? Just happens to be that i go to that college mate, think i've seen this chick once tbqh.
>Met two girls
>both let me fuck them in the ass first time.
>Life is good.
>>28936276
She probably just wants to get dicked. Also, she might have a shit/introverted personality.
Why would a 34-years-old woman use a dating app instead of going out?
>>28936327
So? Connecting with facebook means you allow tinder to use your data taken from there (name, interests, friends...). It won't broadcast to the world that you are using it.
>>28936382
>but its slightly different for reasons i cant be bothered to explain
please do
>>28936415
Yeah, but if someone who knows me is on there they might see me among their potential matches. This is what scares me the most.
>>28936558
But they're on there for the same reason dipshit
>>28936420
if I'm honest, I'm not too sure.
>>28936558
literally everyone has a tinder. they won't even assume you're actively looking for someone. it's not quite at facebook levels of ubiquity, but it's generally assumed you'll have one if you are in your 20s and single
no one will care about your profile as long as your bio isn't embarrassing and you don't have a pic of you doing something stupid. it's also only women and gays who'll potentially see you, if that makes a difference
>>28936403
>doing anal on the first date
1.dont trust a sluts butthole
2. dont trust a slut who does anal on the first date
Most of the women on there are too pretty to bother with me. The ones that I find who I can see myself meeting with end up feeling frustrated with me because I can never find the time to talk to them even if I try doing it at a decent rate.
Do u all ever log out or just leave it logged in all the time?
>>28936326
Bio: a phrase which is hard to translate (nothing funny), line break, "Let's talk about anything"
Pics: 2 selfies in my room, 1 bathroom mirror selfie with two friends, 1 selfie with a friend (outside), 1 pic of me lying drunk on a river bank at night.
It also says i study computer science.
>>28936558
How many girls do you know?
>>28936772
My friends are kinda alphas, so we always hang out with some girls. I'm the one who gets drunk and stands on his own all night browsing obscure instagram posts.
>>28929129
>Why would I even lie about being even more shitty that I already am?
Because you're fishing for sympathy. Just like most of this board.
>>28935013
This is exactly what I was thinking when I read that. Too much porn, I guess.
>>28935667
How do I look interesting and take good, non-selfie pics though? I'm friendless, without cool hobbies, and I'm not photogenic.
I made a lot of videos of a girl I met on tinder showering. I just blackmailed her for sex when she tried to break it off. Made her suck my dick while watching porn. Made her ride me saying "seed me, baby" and "I want your baby." Kicker is I recorded it all.
>>28936403
Please post chats, strategy, and how you convinced them to use an enema on themselves.
>>28931757
You can upload pictures to Facebook and make them only visible to yourself so your friends don't see them
