Have you ever considered just dressing up as girls with your best friend and taking turns fucking each other? No having to deal with bullshit from women and you get to deposit gallons upon gallons of your seed inside his boipucci.
>>28927680
i don't have a best friend
As I said last time.
I'd be the girl pretty much all the time.
>>28927692
You should find someone on r9k, then
>>28927763
Lubr up your boipucci then
>>28927680
I don't have any friends but I wouldn't mind doing what you said if I could go back 10 years in time.
Maybe being a faggot tranny whore would be better.
>>28927763
Would you let him kiss and cum inside you??
>>28927901
It's not too late, robro-kun
>>28927942
The first is a prerequisite of the second tho
I'm not just some kind of cum storage device.
>>28927843
;)
if we could pass
>>28927942
>It's not too late, robro-kun
It is. Testosterone is a hell of a drug and I can't pass as female anymore.
Why waste time and energy if you will look like a hon?
>>28927942
Sounds very kawaii!
>>28928042
Get hormones, robro
>>28928144
Sorry to hear that, robro-kun :(
>>28928187
>Get hormones, robro
nah I'm not a fag
>>28927995
Accidentally clicked my own post.. YOURS sounds very kawaii, robro
5'11 130-5 pounds
Considering dressing up, but not to do gay things. Just to see if I can pull off looking pretty.
>>28927680
What's with all these "gender diversity" bullshit propaganda becoming more pervasive nowadays?
>>28928254
That sounds insanely kawaii, robro. I think you'll change your mind about gay things once you become a pretty girl.
Because I'd end up becoming a girl, which defeats your argument, does it not?
>>28928369
But you won't have a cancerous girl brain, robro
>>28928397
Estrogen actually changes your brain connections.
That's why you end falling into the attention whore abyss even if you weren't one before.
Seriously, the need to be validated grow on you and it's like a drug.
>Pic related
>let's just pretend I'm still Konata
>>28928397
I'm pretty close to girl brain as it is though.
>>28927680
That's gay senpai desu
>>28927680
no. fucking faggot.
>>28928432
Well.. That really sucks.. But if you're at least already passable, you can dress up and kiss and fuck still.
>>28928462
I think it's still worth trying, robro
>>28928254
>>28928330
found a picture of this anon
>>28928448
If you just be Konata for your best friend you'll finally be happy and fill the void in your life, robro!
You may as well ask if I've ever considered fucking my cat. Tbh that sounds more appealing than man booty.
>>28928531
how small is your dick that fucking a cat would ever be a logical idea? your dick should at least be bigger than your thumb
>>28927680
gaybot here: yea
I'd become a full girl for a bf, but I don't know anyone who would want that.
>>28928448
Don't forget the tale of Yuki Trap.
>>28927680
>Robot
>"your best (friend)"
>that emotion when no blond cuteboy friend to dress up as marisa while I dress up as reimu and we fugg :DD
>>28928497
Continue with the whole manga please, my best sir!
Ive realized a long time that i would be a complete bottom bitch and if i had any chance of passing as a girl i would have fagged out a long time ago
>>28928760
no it's 200 pages long fuck you
>>28928553
It's mediocre, 5.2 inches long and 4.8 inches thick.
>>28927680
As long as it's no homo
>>28928826
Do you have a link my dear friend?
>>28928817
Go for it, robro! You can't get pregnant so you can take more loads than a 16 wheeler!
I don't think any of my friends would be into that
I don't even know if I'm into that or if I'm just that sexually frustrated
>>28928905
You never know, robro.. It could be pretty steamy and kawaii if you try. You just have to kiss and hold each others' hands while you cum inside from behind.
>>28929031
that does seem nice
too bad it will never happen :(
>>28928432
>Estrogen actually changes your brain connections.
>That's why you end falling into the attention whore abyss even if you weren't one before.
>Seriously, the need to be validated grow on you and it's like a drug.
Totally true, I find myself posting pics weekly tying for validation and attention. Even if the comments are negative I still love the idea of being judged by my appearance. This wasn't a thing before HRT.
>>28927763
I said this last time too. I want to be the girl the whole time, no turn taking
i've been lonely for so long i probably would fuck a trap by now
>>28929591
me too anon
seems like 4chan has made me gay or bi but maybe I'm just lonely
>>28929637
I think it's called being prison gay.
>>28929591
I actually think it's the other way around.
I'm not into the gay stuff because of loneliness, but lonely because of the gay stuff.
>>28929591
>>28929637
>>28929647
You guys aren't lonely enough yet. You can only say you reached the bottom when you give up on getting a trap bf and try to become the trap bf in hopes of scoring a beta bf.
Sounds hot, unfortunetly adter 24 tears of living test is starting ti do its thind and my body hair is growing pretty fast. It would be stupid to do.
>>28929698
i'm too tall and wide shouldered to be a trap
>>28929697
i wasn't gay before rejection after rejection and years of loneliness and internet porn has made me dirty and kinky desu
>>28929698
I already have. See >>28929484
>>28929733
Lol im typing on a phone while drunk if that is not obvious
You anons know what really sucks?
I always wanted to be the girl but I was born in the wrong place I guess.
>NEET.
>Living in third world country.
>Would love to be a cute housewife for a nice robot.
>Can't because NEET living in third world country and there's no robots here to begin with.
>Also can't become cute grill due to terrible place to live.
Literally every transgirl here has to be a prostitute to not get beaten to death (due to protection from criminals they work for).
If there's any of you out there that wish you were a girl and have the chance, go for it. There's nothing worse than living with the reminder you can't achieve your dreams.
>>28929954
I wish I could make you my cute housewife, robo-kun :'(
>>28929954
This sort of thing is the biggest source of my depression.
I've got it so easy and I have great opportunities to maybe even become a girl, but I still never take them.
I'm just a hopeless useless good for nothing sad neet who can't even keep myself happy.
>>28929954
So here's what you do. Get on cam, find anons who will sponsor you to come to a developed country to get HRT and become cute house-wife.
I found out recently that I'm a girl.
Does that mean that I am null and void from this?
>6'1
>broad shoulders
>fat
No way it would work
I would make a pretty good trap desu and I already have girl length hair
>>28930623
Live the dream, robo-kun!
>tfw cis girl
>tfw no beta male friend to dress up
I don't have a little sister, it's not fair, I want some shy stuttering robot to play with.
btw i have a bf so when you start leaking pre-cum into my clothes i'll spank you.
>>28930922
i'd much rather you bf spank me desu
>>28930959
He's not a faggot
Some good that I hook up with wanted to dress me up like a girl and fuck me. I tried, it was hot. I have no desire to dress, nor am I gay. Still hot as fuck though
>>28930994
Good = girl
Originalist
>>28930981
when i'm wearing a skirt i'm a girl
>>28930005
Try to gather enough courage and do it.
The feel of being powerless is terrible. No matter how much I want I just can't do anything in my current situation.
I legitimately considered suicide multiple times but I chicken out, start crying and wish someone would save me.
>>28930276
I don't really think any of that would work, people don't really have money to throw away at people so they can immigrate to another country...
how do I if I'm 6'2, 220lbs, built, 20% bf
>>28931061
If I could, I would.
I wouldn't even ask anything of you.
>>28927680
>Boipuccu stock is up in /r9k/
Don't fall for this gay shit.
>>28931404
>implying you didn't post that yourself
also what the fuck this makes no sense
>[gay threads are] doing really well on ... /hm/, /y/, and /cm/
where the fuck else WOULD they be doing well? /biz/?
this is stupid and poorly written
>>28929532
truly the patrician desire
>>28929954
What country?
Vegetable mineral other
>>28928432
>Estrogen actually changes your brain connections.
It also made me like guys and dream about cock when before i only fantasized about women.
438/514 wanna fuck me some gucci boipucci
I wouldn't fuck my friends but I fantasize about fucking some shy smooth twink senseless.
I guess I'm bi now.
>>28930445
Pls explain
Aboriginal commentary
>>28928432
stop trying to justify your cam whoring
you could sate your desire for attention in morally correct ways, but none of you faggots will ever try because you are inherently depraved
>>28931404
Underrated post, these /lgbt/ards are doing this across the chans and it almost plays perfectly into the plans of shillgate
>>28933910
it's underrated because it's stupid
>we have cunningly made gay threads on the gay boards
you have to at least make it convincing
>>28927680
reminder that this thread pops up in the same exact format at least once a day and is a deliberate attempt at furthering the depravity of this board
>>28934001
we've dealt with worse than you before, see plugmedia and shillgate, you're just playing into their already established hand /lgbt/
>>28933746
I was recently diagnosed trans.
>>28934100
it's a bunch of fetishists who have nowhere else to go, and you KNOW it's a bunch of fetishists who have nowhere else to go, and you are portraying it as a social engineering campaign while consciously aware that it is not
you are knowingly stating falsehoods for the purposes of politically influencing an imageboard: you are shilling.
you have become the jews you fight.
Why do you anons think it's a conspiracy from the jews whenever there's some tranny thread on this board?
>/r9k/ place for every loser beta excluded from society.
Guess what trannies are? Do I need to write all their issues here? If some motherfucker with aspergers or autism can post on this board trannies can too since it's all mental illness.
>>28930445
>>28934208
>I found out recently that I'm a girl
this is one of the most retarded things I've read so far this year, you don't "find out" your sex, you are born with it or you are in agony your whole life over your birth sex
>>28934253
explain the (pic related) multiple posts from delusional faggots that came after the OP, absolutely zero shilling happening through us, absolutely 100% shill-invasion coming from the /lgbt/ board
you are the shills, some of us aren't retarded
>>28934436
the sheer repetition of the threads each day suggests that either /lgbt/ who is open about this or the shillgate shills are actively posting this content to change the majority opinion of the board. this is a common tactic used against mass groups of people to have them change their minds on issues by seeing those issues positively represented "among their own." no place is this easier than an anonymous imageboard.
>>28934497
>relative timestamps in screenshots
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!! How old are theeese
>>28934253
>it's a bunch of fetishists who have nowhere else to go
This.
And think about what kind of place this is. Its full of virgins who have never seen a vagina, smelled nothing but their own ball musk for years, and have near unlimited time to dive deeper and deeper into depraved porn. This place is a breeding ground for sexually confused losers.
>>28934497
god damn you're so fucking stupid
>>28934528
the thread was up yesterday, I only saved the webpage.
>>28934538
while this is true, and while you would expect a trap thread every once in a while, you wouldn't expect this same thread repeated over and over unless it was a concerted operation to achieve a specified end.
>>28934497
that's obvious shitposting. it's a joke. are you autistic or something?
>/vp/ has bara threads
haha barafags are literal pokephiles
>>28934497
I think it's just the fact /r9k/ was made to be /b/ with original content and the trannies that post there happen to want to talk about other things they can't in their fag board.
Or they are evil shills that want to convert people.
I don't really know, I just come to these threads to see shit hit the fan, I'm just a white straight fat neckbeard with a pillow waifu (not even joking).
I'd fuck a passable trap, but that's as far as my gayness would go. I'm too masculine looking to be fucked, and I'm a dominant type guy.
>>28934588
>god damn your so fucking stupid
nice response, Chaim.
>>28934598
If it's just shitposting, why are there a couple different trap threads that appear daily in the same format, like this one?
>>28934616
look up shillgate bro
I'd love to do this but I'm too masculine at 6'0 210. I really like being a strong dude most of the time but want to be weaker and smaller during sex. Life is pain.
Wouldn't mind getting fucked/fucking a femboibot though.
>>28934591
>while this is true, and while you would expect a trap thread every once in a while, you wouldn't expect this same thread repeated over and over unless it was a concerted operation to achieve a specified end.
Nah, its literally just losers who are stuck on r9k, I know because I'm one of them.
Who would waste time trying to convert guys they will never meet? Even worse guys who are mostly disgusting NEETs like myself.
>>28927680
>tfw no friends
>tfw would never be cute enough to do it
I wish I was able to do this
>>28934793
it's not about converting individuals, it's happening all across the chans. it's about changing the entire chan culture to suit the propagation of its most debased elements. why else do you think we moved away from this place? why else do you think we only come back here to meme now? sometimes, though, it gets frustrating to watch, and it has to be pointed out because it drives us crazy to see it happening.
there is a memetic war happening right now and 4chan has already lost.
>>28934886
Who's "we" and what the fuck is this genetic war you're shitposting about?
>>28934886
lmao why are newfags always the most up in arms about 4chan ``culture" jesus christ
>>28934886
You're insane.
>memetic war
Next you're going to tell us about the prophecies of the god KeK.
This is what happens when people joke about being retarded so hard retards start joining them.
/pol/ literally killed itself, fucking jews didn't even had to move a finger.
>>28934935
>he fell for the richard dawkins meme
get out, we propagandists now
>>28934959
>newfags up in arms about degeneration of boards
yeah, nice try, the newfags are the ones who DON'T notice this happening
>>28934886
Or people are just fucking gay.
Either way its nothing to worry about, fags will be fags regardless. If you really are straight no amount of trap porn spamming will convert you anyway.
>>28935041
yeah man, the place where bridget ranks as patron saint #3 behind waha and 404 girl is definitely only now becoming degenerate
you're fucking dumb and i wish you would stop posting
>>28927680
I want to ask who that girl is in the pic, but I'm scared it's actually a tranny.
>>28929954
Same here. I'm hoping to get into camming tbqh
>>28927680
FUCK OFF GAYSHILLS HOLY SHIT LEAVE ALREADY YOU FUCKING DEGENERATES REEEEEEEEEE
>>28935039
"Meme magic" isn't esoteric except to faggots like you, it's just the usage of words, style and images to invoke deeply rooted mass ideas and call them into action. Language is just a prescription of the potential in man, and invoking action through words is as ancient as the species.
Trump is a master of memetics and his nomination was dependent on not only rhetorical skills but the ideas he managed to propagate. His entire strategy is based around associating ideas to other figures and/or triggering them into showing their true colors
see:
-Homeric epithets of Trump (Liddle Marco, Crooked Hillary)
-Triggering of Bill Kristol into creating the "Renegade Party" which is essentially a neocohen invention, then associating with it a literal quote from the end of the Communist Manifesto
-Use of repetition in phrase, sentence structure, and word order
-Epic bants
Propaganda and memes are inseparable from one another in form. The only difference is in content, but even then, we still find content like Pepe triggering political commentators and politicians. As the internet and the political stage melt into one another (Twitter is a great example of this), you will find that silly memetic content becomes more and more influential in the consciousness of both politicians and the people.
>>28935092
Never said there wasn't a potential for, say, a non black-and-white sexuality in people, but the fact that traps are blatantly utilized as a way to undermine straight sexuality (this girl you think is cute is actually a boy) and repeatedly posted in the same format across the boards? That tells any sensible person that something is amiss. It might not change you, but it can cause you to question what you believe. That is the whole business of the "left" today.
>>28935121
I didn't say these boards or the people in it weren't degenerate. I said there is a degeneration happening, one that is eliminating that small kernel of resistance to the dominant order of things that was building up so nicely. Demoralizing people who are already on the fringe of society so that they contain their potential for resistance, that's the goal of all the shilling. You'd rather have your fringe elements obsessing over traps and seeking out IR relationships than plotting the end of this nightmare that is our current society.
>>28935197
>man shoulders
>no boobs
>clearly a wig
are you retarded?
>>28935323
the ride never ends brother
>>28935309
My god, if you're going to be a tranny don't be a cam whore, have some decency. You're only furthering the destruction of healthy society, when there could be ways for you to bolster it, believe it or not. Don't be part of the problem faggot.
>>28928271
gays spewing from /lgbt/ as usual
>>28935435
>are you retarded?
To be fair, with asians it's a lot harder to determine
>>28935435
>seeking out IR relationships
lmfao
go back to /pol/
>>28935648
for the reasons stated it was not that hard, famalam, there are much more confusing cases than this
>>28935853
kek, these responses are
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>>28934497
Long as they stay out of /wg/ I'm good
Out backpacking with my best friend;
Known each other since 1st grade, I am white, he is half Mexican, but looks Arab
We are in the same college, same major
Both kissless virgins, I went to all my school dances and proms, he did not
So, sitting around the campfire on the Pacific Coast Trail, late autumn, have seen no one else for days, he asks, I we were the last 2 people on Earth, would you sex with me?
Nope
He gets upset, I answered too quickly, I should think about it, mentions, that neither of has had sex, had a kiss, nothing wrong with 2 men having sex for sex not for being gay, could be fun, no one has to know, he has been dreaming about me since we were kids, thinks of me as his boyfriend
Jesus
I tell him no, never even crossed my mind, not interested, then, now or ever
Put out the fire, crawl into my tent, head off to sleep, he is still sitting by the embers, crying, sobbing, close to hysterical, come over to my tent, starts begging, will do anything, total bottom, I don't have to touch him, just fuck him, let him suck me, he unzipped my tent and reaches in, he is nude, tries grabbing my dick
I jumped up, got out of the tent, told him no fucking way, ever, he gets mad and starts swinging, he loves me, we are to be together, we fight, I am bigger, beat him up pretty bad
Pack my stuff and start walking
Delete him from my phone, social media, everything
He comes by my place, ended up getting a restraining order, his mother comes by to talk sense into me, she knows we are gay
30 days after his mom came by he shoots himself with his dad's .45 that he brought home from Vietnam, his obituary lists me as his surviving "partner", I didn't go to the funeral
My dad is mad for not telling him we were gay, my mom she always knew, why did I hurt him
I never claimed not to be bi, I just didn't find him attractive, sure we were best friends, but in no way did I find him desirable
Sometimes I miss my friend
>>28937303
No way that's real jose. If it is that's really fucked up. not only he killed himself but also made you a faggot for the rest of your life (even if you aren't one).
