i kissed a girl today
Did you like it?
Come original.
>>28926327
Did you Iike it?
>>28926327
Good job OP. We're all very proud of you.
>Now
>Get
>The
>Fuck
>Out
>>28926347
>>28926356
yeah she was cute and smelled good
>>28926368
did your winky dinky doo get stiff?
>>28926385
did your widdwe weewee get stif
>>28926327
your mother doesn't count.
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>>28926327
I fingered and got fapped by one
>>28926690
Same
>tfw you beat the robot and dont get muted the first time
>>28926697
>tfw
pure glory
I regularly kiss girls, and have sex. It's a good time.
>tfw you started out like everybody else on /r9k/
>identify as a cyborg
>as time goes on
>realize you don't want to be a robot at all
I am so glad I am not like the majority of hateful, shitty people here. I still browse here though because /b/ sucks and I need a general board to browse.
>>28926327
Is she pressing charges?
>>28928701
Same here *brofist*
Try kissing them on the asshole sometime!