Better hurry up, wagecuck. Your boss doesn't want you to be late again.
memorial dayand if you're not American get off our site
>>28926186
emperor hiro is japanese
get off amerifat
apologize for bombs
>>28926231
You'll get another double if you dont shut the fuck up
>>28926231
yes he is Japanese
and obama is Kenyan
doesn't mean this is Kenya
>>28926073
what if i'm the jew boss that didn't hire you instead took tyrone for diversity
>>28926073
Thisis true. I can hear the fury of the boss.
>>28926073
>tfw I have managed to le trick the boss on many occasions
>woke up once at half eleven to phone, my normie senses kick in and apologise then I get a devilish idea to get the day off and say my grandma has died, she did
....twenty years ago hahaha.
>woke up once at three pm boss had been phoning nonstop eight messages on my answering machine all full of bosses inner normie rage, ring him up and say I'm "sick" got the day off and the following day with a doctors note.
>get a call an hour before I was due to work asking I'd I wanted the day off because retarded boss had four chefs in for a party of thirty if that, I accept.
Being an sperg WAGEKEK aint that bad. Plus I get to spend money on tendies and manga.
The meme should be hey NEET enjoying not being able to afford the latest ecchi harem manga with tits?
wakey wakey wagie
wagie wagie stuck in a cagey
>>28926073
Only 75 more minutes of pretending to work and I'll be on my away home to enjoy the spoils of my pretend labor.
>>28926776
What do you do for a living anon? Duhhhh original equipments dick
>>28926816
Backend webdev.
(paid) day off today, then work for 4 days then another 8 paid days off work.
>tfw I will get paid more for 9 days of doing nothing than a neet will get in a whole year of doing nothing.
>>28926186
>our site
>owned by a Japanese person
>>28926847
Sock it to em anon we wagexucks need to stick togeth- HELP IM A WAGEKEK PLEASE HELP PLEASE IM WASTING MY TIME AND LIFE AQUIRING USELESS PAPER.
>>28926982
>AQUIRING USELESS PAPER.
>tfw not a hkv because i have money and women are attracted to money
I don't even work on mondays and I somewhat wish I did because I'm bored as fuck and I like my job.
I didn't think I'd ever wish to want to go to work on a day where I shouldn't. Today really is slow as shit.
>>28926073
>Hey, Anon, kiddo? How's that job hunt going? We're not gonna let you lie in bed and watch those Japanese little girl cartoons like you did yesterday!
>Mr. Anonson, this is your case worker from the Dept of Labor. Are you looking for work? We can't pay you benefits unless you are actively searching for employment.
Just get a job, NEET. What are you gonna do when your parents are too old to take care of you, or when you eventually get kicked out, or when the govt randomly tells you to fuck off?
>>28928438
With any luck they'll die
>>28928477
>Yes, like 90% of the people here study/work
these "robots" are even worse than the dumb normies jesus
>>28928438
>inherit the house while still living off of ssi
>>28926231
forever moot
>>28926475
i was here before you
i will be here after you
remember
Get paid for holiday today going to relax at the pool, maybe go for a walk
Gotta love retail. Not only do you work on holidays (and much harder, because normies who have the day off want to come in), but every single person who comes in loves to remind you that everyone else has the day off.
>Oh, you're open on memorial day?
>Oh, you don't have the day off?
>Oh, they're making you work today?
DIE
It's Memorial Day retard, do you even know what holidays are at this point?
>this triggers the NEETy
>>28929306
We know better than you. A holiday is to be observed with reverence. To you it's just a joke and a day you don't have to work.
>>28929389
thats nothing like a wageslave life faggot. i mean being a neet still sucks but being a wageslave is nothing like that.
>>28929423
You must be a shitload of fun at parties, dude.
>>28929423
t. butthurt NEET
Dr. Shekelsgoybergenstein needs to see you today NEET, you don't mind do you? he's doing your psych evaluation to see if you really need those bennies, don't fuck it up now!
>posting a wagecuck thread on a federal holiday
>mfw every day is memorial day when you're a NEET
Freedom feels great
>>28929423
How does being free and doing everything you want suck? I get up this morning to make brotein crepes, lifted, used my bike trainer for an hour and watched 3 episodes of animu, and have been playing vidya and shitposting since. I also homebrew, raise rabbits and chickens, and have a bunch of projects I pick up and drop here and there. I played around with metal casting a bit and actually got paid for a few pieces I did. Funny since I was just fucking around with no clue what I'm doing.
desu I'd rather be at work. I don't know what to do when I'm at home. Spent about two hours earlier just staring at the ceiling.
>tfw I actually enjoy my job and look forward to going to work each day
You neets are pathetic.
>Get paid double
>Only work 4 hours
WHO /stillgotwholedayandfullpay/ HERE?
>supposed to study for semester finals
>end up mindlessly browsing 4chan instead
I've already expended too much energy on this academic year. This last hurdle is just too much.
>>28929711
If you enjoy it so much why don't you do it for free at home? Then you wouldn't have to commute or quit while you're still having so much fun.
>>28926244
This dubs get is perfect
Real jobs don't have dedicated start and end times and have the flexibility to work at home if wanted
>>28930007
Because I can't get paid to cook at home.
Dumb neetposter
