Roll for a shitty superpower.
>>28925813
Rolling for languages or being a catGOD.
>>28925813
Come on self explodey
Show those snackbars how we do it in the states
>>28925813
how long do the orgasms last for?
also roll
>>28925813
>Implying 0, 1 or 2 wouldn't be awesome
Cat god or fave blindness would be cool. Either way I'd be doing some robberies.
rolling for #5
>tfw will never spontaneously snackbar
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rollin
cmon 7
>>28925813
3 or 4 for me senpai
I'd pick one just for keks. 7 could be useful if it meant you somehow had extra strong bones.
>>28925813
0 git
this power would be legit useful in cities with lots of stray cats (like rome for example)
imagine the hijinks you could pull off
>>28926786
Didn't realize this was a roll thread.
I literally got the shittiest power ever. Fuck that. I guess I could break into gold stashes and piss people off by turning it all into shit.
go 9
>>28926468
they are like intense sneezes, as long as they are touching you they keep cumming
>>28926859
ez one
Rolling for body temperature or lord of the cats.
>>28925813
rollin for 0, 2 or 9 here. does 2 only count for people? or also machines?
>>28925813
2 to become the perfect thief and killer, but DNA will still get you.
3 is literally perfect.
3.
PLEASE 3.
>>28926943
I knew I'd get 3, nothing to worry about.
>>28925813
I, cat king
0 is actually OP, 2 is very good too
Roll
>>28925813
rolling muy originally for 2 pls
>>28925813
5 is clearly the best one
Here is a completely original roll never before posted
>>28925813
Chinese mind trading I guess
there should be a power where you can make those around you bald
>>28925813
Cat God desu
roll because fuck you.
Rolling for orgasm touch or facial blindness, both would make it super easy to be a bank robber or something
Power 6 sounds like fun
Original roll
I just want to be happy...
>>28925813
Check
This1
>>28928040
Check this1then
Roll for catgod pls be catgod
>>28925813
cat get [;s
OR IG IN AL
>>28925813
Orgasmic power would be cool. So would cat power
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keeprollin
Day hoy
>>28928076
How ABOUT THIS1
>>28925813
Let take a peak
Two, three, and eight would actually be prety nifty to have. Zero is pretty good as well, but less helpful. 4, 5, 6, 9 are pretty useless. 7, and 1 seem like more of a curse.
>>28925813
Cat master plz
>power to transmutate into golden shit
Looks like these superpowers really are shitty
*Cheesy sitcom music plays*
>>28925813
2 is OP, give me 2
>>28925813
face blindless easily
i could commit robberies and never get caught
>>28925813
I think I already have the 2 power, since nobody seems to remember me
>>28928228
Alright then faggot...CHECK THIS 1
Guess this is better than nothing..
>>28925813
I want dim sum in my thoughts at all times
>>28928360
FUCKING NUMBERS WATCH THIS1YOU FUCKING FAGGOTS
>>28925813
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>>28928385
please numbers... i need a1
Why aren't roll threads fucking banned.
Go back to /b/ you fucking retards.
>>28925813
Oh fuck ok then
>>28928400
DUBS BUT NOT A FUCKING1THIS IS BULLSHIT
roll for explode
>>28928423
fine you fucking dicki just wanted a 1
Rolling for Chinese mandon't ask why
Rollex oregono origami
>>28928455
Dubs againBUT NO FUCKING 1
>>28928505
Last try for a1
>>28925813
Shitty? Those are awesome
>Cat God
Cats are very abundant and easily bred, I could easily create an army of them which could wreak quite some havoc
>Orgasm
People become addicted to touching me, that sounds nice
>Face Blindness
It's perfect, you'd always blend in the background, I want that
>Body temperature
You could live a life confusing medical workers and go live in extreme temperatures
>Chinese Mind Reading
Black mail the shit out of that chink, or start a chinese cult
>Explosion
I would never pass an opportunity to die
>Gold to Shit
Fuck with people with just a handshake
>Double Skeleton
I dunno sell it to some school or something for a quick buck
>Speak Any Language Except English
It would still be better than being monolingual in English, much better
>Uncontrollable Flight
Sounds fun
>>28925813
Pretty creative list of powers, good job whoever made it.
Rolling with you niggers. Hopin' for cats or chinese man.
>>28928586
you will never get 1 my man
rolling for 0
I am the cat emperor
>>28925813
trying to get a 9
>>28925813
Rolling for a cat army
>>28925813
>roll thread
>on /r9k/
How many have gotten muted so far?
Rolling
I hope I get the nigger one
>>28925813
heads will roll
reeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee trying hard
>>28925813
what kind of cats we talking?
because if i can control lions and tigers and shit that would be pretty sweet
but the face blindness would also benefit a life of crime
also 8 is good for me because i'm a weeb wouldn't need to know english if i could speak perfect nip
>>28925813
Rolling for cat dominion or face blindness.
With cats control, you can make a lot of cash doing trained cat shows. And if the power extends to lions and tigers then fantastic.
Face blindness lets you steal shit and get away with it.
>>28925813
cat dominion, orgasmotron, face blindness and multilingual aren't that shitty
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>>28925813
#6 so I can troll ppl with gold accessories
>>28929612
shit.test
>>28925813
Doot Doot. Please be 7
Face blindness please, I may aswell progress in a craft I'm already good at
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>>28925813
I already have #2. blox
3 is actually a great superpower, it makes the user invincible to hypothermia/hyperthermia and fevers.
Rolling for 2 to be the ultimate criminal
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>>28925813
rolling for 0 or 2 pls
Rolling for the spooky skeletors
>>28925813
hoping for either a 0 or a 7
>>28925813
J k rolling
You have been muted
Cat god is best.
Just breed weaponized cats / breed wild felines down to cat size while still having bigger fangs
>>28925813
rolling pls give me a numberino
