Fembots what is your ideal bf?
>Inb4 "taller than me"
>>28925310
>Describe your ideal bf
>But only if I could fit the description
Why don't you add hair and eye color to the list as well, you asshat?
>>28925310
>6ft or above
>not fat
>not autistic
>non-robot
A chad who is not abusive and loyal.
loyalty is not something that exists among men though
>>28927065
implying girls dont cheat at every oppurtunity available to them.
>>28927065
pretty much this exactly
I also want him to like reading and writing so we can have that in common but for the most part I don't mind about hobbies as long as they're constructive.
It would be even better if he were a monster boy, but like loyal men they don't exist.
>>28925310
>dat inb4
/thread?
>>28927138
>>28927134
>loyal men don't exist
Yea they do, they're the guys you cuckold as punishment for loving you so much.
You bitches like men who treat you with indifference, you get off to knowing that you love a man more than he loves you. That is what keeps you interested.
Once a man starts showering you with too much affection you become less interested in him.
>Not an asshole to me
>Semi-attractive
>Similar interests
>Likes green
>Committed
>>28927348
eww dont talk to me weirdo.
>>28927549
Okay bitch, i didn't even want a reply from you.
>>28925310
Roastie the thread. Not surprised
>>28927479
>Likes green
what did she mean by this?
>>28927826
"she" threw that out there to make it all more believable. Come on!
>>28927826
smokes weed i guess
so cool
>>28927857
Yeah, it sucks being the only one getting high
likes green what I dont get that one
>>28927065
>loyalty is not something that exists among men though
It does but women are too retarded to know that loyalty only exists among the DISCIPLINED
dipshits, I swear to god. All of them.
>>28925310
Taller is objectively better though, the most reliable predictor of whether a relationship will last or not is the height difference between partners. The effect diminishes when the man is over 4 inches taller, but a recent study showed that women are simply much happier with a man who is taller than them.
>>28926990
is it okay if hes fat and autistic, would u let it slide?
>ps i like green
>>28927549
>>28927601
Pleas just fuck already
>>28925310
>likes retro vidya but isnt a complete /v/-tier dickhead about it (i.e. calling someone retarded because you disagree with them, judging people for not liking the same shit or the size of their collection)
>can deal with animals/absolutely loves animals
>close to the thicc/fat size of body types
>fucking hilarious without having to resort to being an offensive tool all the time (offensive humor can be funny but if that's all you've got going for you, shit gets old quick)
>has grown up with sisters or doesnt have a huge misunderstanding of how chicks are
>extremely low sex drive, probably more on the submissive side
>dark hair and eyes preferred, but who gives a shit
>not outrageously taller than i am, shorter (probably hardly likely, i'm 5'2") or same height is preferred but a little taller is okay and stringbeans can be tolerated
>doesn't hate children (he'd have to deal with very annoying siblings and i fucking cannot stand people who are dicks to my family)
>LOVES horror movies, can be kind of a weenie
>amputees are huge turn-ons desu
>as are lots of physical disabilities
>i will mention again, sense of humor and fun personality is far more important to me than any physical characteristic.
>cool with dude weed lmao
this is a perfect bf, 'ideal' is an understatement
>tfw jon is the closest i'll get and i'll never get him
>>28928259
I'm literally all of these except I'm more on the average side, no amputee, and blue eyes/dirty mix hair.
not gonna ask for info but enjoy your jontron and vidya.
>>28928259
Ok, that's me then.
>cool with dude weed lmao
Nevermind, fuck off.
>>28928259
Would you accept me if loved romance movies instead? will supply green
>>28928259
I fucking love retro games. What are your favorites?
Mine are Super Mario 64, Super Metroid, and Melee.
>>28928259
Thats quite the list, what do you offer? I hit a majority of that list , the only problem I see is that I have a a high sex drive and am dom and sub.
>>28925310
Taller than you bucko
>brown eyes
>brown hair
>white
>taller than me
>nice body, not fat, not skellington, just nice and strong and broad-shouldered
>big penis
>cute face
>loyal
>will never cheat on me
>always tries to make me happy
>always cheers me up
>good taste in different stuff
>doesn't mind me being on the uglier and chubbier side
>same fetishes and stuff
>wants kids, likes kids
>good opinions on different stuff
>patient and understanding and rational as heckmy boyfriend :3c
>>28928785
Would u date a small autistic ugly boy as an exception? ... I can supply 2 brown bags for us
>>28928785
>Brown Hair
>Brown Eyes
>White
lol you don't understand genetics.
>>28928869my boyfriendis whiter than me desu, and i have blue eyes.
>>28928869
neither do you. kill yourself already, you demented cretinoid
>inb4, in during, and in after "white"
>preferably FOB eastern asian, could date any race though
>if not Western European, will teach me about their culture and let me engage in it with them
>just below skinnyfat
>5'8"-5'11", maybe 6' but that's pushing it
>slightly submissive sexually and in life, will let me plan dates, give him flowers, have him nap on my lap, and have him pet me (and vice versa ;___;)
>virgin, preferably hkv but handholding in past is okay
>will cater to my horrible anxiety by treating me tenderly and paying lots of attention to me
>will tell me he is proud of me and loves me lots and lots every day
>preferably similar interests (vidya, board games, plays, animu) but it doesn't matter if not
>if not a high-earner, will be my househusband
pls just save me from this loneliness and low self-esteem
>>28929382
right here gurl. talk to me
>>28929382
Please let me be yours. I want it.
>6'3
>rich
>attractive face with a strong jawline and not balding
>buys me things
>big social circle
>stable job
>atleast 8 inch penis
>>28929382
I can be at your house in 5... text me where your house is before i get there.
>>28929544
big circle jerkle right here, I can be there in 5
>>28929465
>>28929517
>>28929560if i didn't know any better about soliciting friendships on img boards, i'd say yes ;_______;
