Greentext thread
>be me
>browsing r9k at 6:00
>search for greentext thread
>there isn't one
>make thread
>???
>profit
Share your autistic stories!
>>28924283
>kill yourself faggot
100% oregano
>>28924283
Green text is a cancer.
>21
>work 9-5 at supermarket
>dead inside
>felt like i left high school yesterday
>start to remember my crush
>tfw recall that feeling of fuzzy warm teenage love
>tfw thinking of her 24/7
>hugpillowandpretenditsher.exe
>back to reality
>tfw the closest i am to love now is which pornsite im going to beat off to tonight
kill me
>was 8
>at the park
>had to piss real bad
>went into public toilet
>locked the stall door and pissed
>couldn't open the fucking door
> for some reason thought i was going to die in there
>started screaming at the top of my lungs
>man comes in laughing his ass off and just opens the door like nothing
> run straight out and go home
want to die just thinking about it
>go to my very first party
>there's my crush and a lot of girls
>go take a piss
>after taking a piss
>friend keeps calling me a faggot
>run pretty fast not knowing the floor is wet
>fall idioticly, everyone laughing at me
>my crush laughing at me
>my "friend" keeps insulting while laughing at me
>go home
>never go to party again
>joking around with girl
>she pushes me toward a clothing rack
>feels my 4 pack
>does it again
>but slower this time
Why can't they just keep their hands to themselves?
