Everyone here talks about losing their virginity like it's the most important thing in the world.
Personally, I am more scared of my first kiss than my first sexual experience. It's not that hard to stick your dick in a vagina, but to kiss someone seems like a much more intimate and special thing to do. And it seems like everyone knows how to do this instictively without even thinking, and here I am searching "how to kiss" for the 10th time on google just in case if it happens.
I am afraid that, with me being 24 years old, I will never know how to kiss naturally without thinking about it, I read and thought about it so much that it became a manual procedure in my head with actual steps that I have to take. To be honest, if I never saw or heard of the term kissing I would never ever feel the need to interlock lips with an another human being ever.
So those of you that have kissed, please share your first kiss stories and your thoughts about it
You'll pick it up pretty easy, the girls gonna know it's your first time kissing though, if she's nice she will let you have lots of practice
>>28923638
It's like eating a a warm soft-serve icecream
If you are 24 and have never been kissed, what makes you think you will get kissed in the future?
>>28923638
The whole thing is really easy. Any time there's a break in conversation just go for it. Mouth open, force your lower jaw forward and try to grab her top lip. If you get it first try you get a few points. When you get 10 points she is ready to sex and you can redeem the prize whenever you like.
22 year old virgin here. I've never kissed a girl. I've never even held hands with one. At this point I'm too scared to even attempt it. That's so far beyond me that it's a joke. Suicide looks more and more tempting every day so I'll probably be a lonely virgin faggot all the way up to my death. I wish I could've felt the touch of a woman, but it's pointless to try now. There's no use in worrying about it.
Don't overthink it.
I got my first kiss at 24 and to my surprise, the girl thought I was good.
I kissed one girl when I was 16 and she literally laughed at me and told me I was a bad kisser. I've been alone ever since really tanked my confidence
>>28923687
I don't know, still have the smallest bit of hope left.
I am playing in a band for 3 years now and we started just now to make actual money from it, so I don't know maybe sometime somewhere after a gig I land an accidental kiss maybe. But ofcourse it isn't like most people think that you just play a chord on your guitar and girls swarm you, maybe 30 years ago but now it's totally different. Now when you play you only make the appropriate atmosphere for them to mingle around, they don't care who or what is playing, as long as there is some background noise for them.
>tfw first kiss was had with a naked girl sitting on top of me
>was literally the best fucking thing ever
>>28923687
28 year old khv here. Dont kill our hope faggot, that
s all we have.
You would never know Im a khv just by looking at me.
>first kiss experiences
all these fucking normies, leave now holy shit!
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>28923638
>get visited by a tranny couple I met on 4chan
>they get me drunk and we watch movies
>one asks if I've ever been kissed, say no
>she sits in my lap and makes out with me
TFW
I've never kissed someone properly.. Like sensually..
All I've had is French kisses while drunk at parties(about 4 times)
I just want a Gf to kiss softly and cuddle :c
>>28923737
If you play limp dick shit sure. Play something loud that demands attention and you'll get the pussy.
>>28923775
Did this comic happen to you?
22 khhv here. Only got a kiss on the cheek by a girl I was supposedly in a relationship with in 7th grade at the end of the year before she moved. Never had it on the lips.
>>28923638
My first was at 18, last year, and the first one was weird, but yeah it just kinda happens instinctively, don't worry about it.
>>28923809
basically yes except I lost my virginity getting spitroasted by trannies
;_;
lolol pretty sure I banged like two sloooots before I kissed one. It's more intimate than slipping the dick in. Maybe it's weird to avoid it, but it was a two way street of non initiation so who knows.
but blog post aside you've gotta make your own luck, awkwardness comes before competence
>>28923708
LOL kissing instructions typed out on the internet. Go back to masturbating.
Just go look for "sensual soft porn of people kissing" or something like that on the internet, O.P.. And for fucks sake, remember not to panic and to carry a towel.
>>28923848
That's hot desu. Do you have pics?
>>28923855
>It's more intimate than slipping the dick in
This is the most normie thing of them all. Get out.
>>28923870
s-sorry (but not sorry cause I get my knob slobbed by so many womyn)
>>28923638
>be 22, khv
>be invited to a housewarming party along with my brother
>long story short, end up alone with host (female) at 6am, everyone else asleep
>end up cusdling to some movie
>asks where I wanna sleep guest couch or her bed
>choice is obvious
>talk for a few more hours, start stroking her body
>tell her I'm khv straight to her face (was afraid to go too far, etc...)
>she doesn't mind at all
>tells me to continue
>start kissing/making out
>no sex though, because no condoms (happened later on though)
It went down naturally. In my experience, your instincts take over at some point. And as the other anon said, if she's really nice, she'll practice with you a lot.
Pinned between what I estimate was a 100kg fat chick and a gym mat, unable to move. It then kissed me and pushed its tongue into my mouth. It was revolting. I could taste second-hand what she had recently eaten, her tongue was short and fat (like her, actually) and I felt extremely violated. It was not consensual.
I'm 20 right now, is there still hope for me ? I'm kinda normie just a little socially awkward and shy. What mistakes should I avoid so I don't end up in a few years time in the same position
My first kiss was absolutely awful, but the girl i was with was nice so she taught me to kiss and to french kiss properly
>>28923638
My first kiss was technically some gross dude at a school dance when I was 12, he ran up, kissed me, and ran off. So I don't count that.
Real first kiss was that same year though, met a really pretty girl at my choir camp who sang really really well, we shared a dorm so I kissed her goodnight on the second night. It was cute, and we ended up sleeping together a few nights later, all snuggled up and warm.
>>28923775
>she sits in my lap and makes out with me
>tranny
>"she"
>be me
>18
>in college
>girl seems to be into me
>7.5/10 with a nice ass
>invite her to the movies
>watching movie
>put my arm around her
>she leans in and puts her head on my chest
>cannot focus on the movie because of how nervous I am
>get paranoid because I think she can hear my heart race
>finally relax after like 15 min
>realize the movies about to end
>want to kiss her before the movie ends
>awkwardly try to position myself for a couple of minutes
>she turns to me
>I lean in and kiss her
The actual feeling of kissing someone is really great. When your lips press up against theirs you and you feel their softness. The sensation is really enjoyable. blissful is all I can use to describe it.
>kiss might have lasted 5 seconds
>after the kiss I felt a kind of shock like the kind you get when you stand up too fast
>walk her home as she talks about how much she liked the movie
>>28923775
I never kissed anyone but atleast i am not you
>>28923638
I'm a late bloomer too. First kiss on lips at13. First french kiss at15. First sex at22. I just wished I could go back in time and make use of all the opportunities that I had with girls.
i was 9 years old in a summercamp and i liked a girl there, so after we finished playing pingpong i took her behind the building, told her i loved her and kissed her
this method proved to be really ineffective as a teenager later
>>28924253
No surprise here, mate. Later on you're supposed to kiss the girl before you get to "play pingpong" with her.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XQhB0oiXm6M
This might be a good video to watch for you.
Managed to get a girl to strip naked when i was like 8.
And never again.
>>28924325
I don't know how to process this video in my mind what the fuck
>>28923921
>it.
Thanks for the laugh anon.
