Hey robots, I think I have a chance to get nudes of this QT that I met at work. Can you guys help with what to say?
>6.5 - 7.0
>personality
no
Should i change the subject??
you sound like a doormat
a not very attractive one
>>28922487
This isn't rocket science, OP - Subtly change the subject to something that eventually can lead to more intimate interaction.
I just cringed so fucking hard fuck, brb gonna chug a bottle of bleach jesus christ anon
>>28922487
You are fucking doomed, just abort already
She rated your personality because that might be the only thing going for u bud and its not looking gr8 you fucking aspie
if you look at it from a different perspective, she already told op to fuck off
Cut your losses with this one, it's a lost cause. Next time don't do any anime-roleplaying shit, don't ask her to rate you immediately and learn how to spell
>>28922487
> *stares deep into eyes with a cute look*
No. Don't do that shit.
> Your a 10 :)
Don't put the pussy on a pedestal.
I don't know man, I doubt you're gonna get nudes with shit like this.
>>28922487
>"Stares deep into eyes with cute look"
Are you fucking autistic, OP? Have you ever even talked to a girl before? Seriously doe get the fuck to sleep so mommy doesn't have to go down to her basement to threaten to take away your GBP for being up past your bedtime, faggot.
>>28922624
>>28922608
Hey guys sorry I didn't know not to do that I'm new to this cut me some slack okay
>>28922487
RETARD. Listen broski. Don't talk about looks with a women if you can avoid it.
TALK ABOUT HER PERSONALITY.
Women are attracted to men's personalities, they assume that men are attracted to theirs.
Play off that and make her believe that you think she's an interesting person, don't compliment her looks too much.
Holy fuck she replied HELP!!!!
>>28922642
no, dude
the fact that you told her to rate you, didn't mind the burn and still wants her nudes is just too much to get ignored
>>28922642
Don't put smileys after every other message, too thirsty and she can tell
>>28922665
she just avoided rating your looks
lol why are you still trying so hard
>>28922487
>Oh I meant on looks :)
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>>28922692
>hey please reply :))
NOO
>>28922665
>"Hey please reply!"
I swear if you need 4chan to help you get nudes your life is sad as fuck. In her response you can tell she fucking hates you.
>>28922711
Women don't care about looks fag. Men do
>>28922665
She likes your personality. Your in with Her if you don't fuck it up.
i don't like this guys
i'm getting rapey vibes over here
There is nothing quite as offputting as sounding extremely desperate dude
>>28922665
> Hey please reply :))
Please dude never ask a girl to reply, that is some cringe right there. If a girl doesn't respond to you, she isn't interested. Give her time to respond.
Okay this is not a TOTAL lost cause just yet, she thinks you're cute and funny which is a big win (unless she's just saying that to be nice). Try not to be desperate about this, ask her about her day or something.
>>28922665
>hey please reply! :))
I want to believe there aren't as cringey and beta males as you on this site,but then I am presented with cold,hard evidence such as this.
Why do you do this to yourself?
>>28922731
women wont fuck you if youre ugly as shit unless your dick or personality makes up for it. You sound kinda weak
Do you think this will work?
>>28922665
Why the fuck are you even asking her to rate your looks?
That's validating her opinion of you.
As if what she thinks should matter.
I hope you're under 18 and naive, otherwise you a cringey and beta dude.
Stop doing that.
Holy shit guys she accepted !!!
>>28922802
Please check with us before you send anything else.
> babe
That was the only bad thing about that message I guess - why the fuck did you call her babe for? There's a few outcomes to this, she's either busy on the weekend, she doesn't want to hang out with you or she does want to hang out with you. Let's hope she says yes.
>>28922802
>thanks babe ;)
OP YOU FUCKING DUMBASS NIGGERLOVER! You honestly are the type of nigga to get complimented by a girl and ask her if she wants to fuck. You blew your fucking chances, OP.
>>28922868
She gonna make up excuses for watever times u say u autist.
>>28922868
holy shit op you made it
i am proud
>>28922868
pity acceptance is still acceptance, right? r-right guys?
>>28922756
>Dick
Dick only impresses other guys you retard.
>>28922868
i'm genuinely stunned.
well done OP.
i was mocking you before, but clearly she likes you, meaning you must be good looking.
Should've really told us you were good looking beforehand, because being good looking literally means girls overlook ALL of your creepy behaviour
>>28922868
I don't know how this is even happening OP, but you made it. Ask her to meet up in a coffee shop or something, then go bowling or mini golfing or some shit.
this is so obviously fake props to op
>>28922907
I beg to differ lol
I hope I said the right thing... Im so nervous help
Ok, OP sorry for being a dick. JUST ASK HER FOR HER NUDES GO BIG OR GO HOME DUDE YOU ARE SOOO IN THERE
>>28922964
>singular movie
>them
jesus christ hold that spaghetti in
>>28922964
Vague plans work better dont make them too concrete
>>28922964
>when were you thinking?
>let's watch a movie
>when
Are you retarded?
Jesus Christ, please tell me this entire thread is one guy samefagging. How do you fall for such an obvious trolling attempt?
Tell her to drop by after work or somethung idk but dont spook her
>>28923045
you seem salty senpai
>>28923045
op is probably setting this up with one of his friends
>>28923068
>friends
>/r9k/
you mean he traded GBP
>>28923084
he's using an iphone theres a good chance hes just a normie here for the epic memes XD
>>28923107
he could have paid someone from fiverrr
Sorry I was eating my dinner, she replied though what should I say?
>>28923116
he also has 2 unread messages, he's definitely some normalfag
>>28923153
>#1 Mom: Tendies are ready honey
>#2 Telstra: Your monthly bill has been posted
>>28923142
Watch one of the originals with her.
Also, post a pic of her OP. Let's see what she looks like.
You're a certified normie now, please leave.
>>28923180
As if Id do that ahahaha
>>28923233
cus its fucking fake bitch
gime a blojob tonight or tomorw
>>28923192
Cunt your on an internet forum fuck off
>>28923239
>>28923233
>https://www.fiverr.com/search/gigs?utf8=%E2%9C%93&search_in=everywhere&source=top-bar&locale=en-GB&en_query=&query=girlfriend&page=1
take your pick
>>28923251
Learn English you fat fuck.
>>28922665
> please reply
Kill yourself, beta cuck.
>>28923233
How does it feel to be a faggot, OP?
>>28923620
this guy has a valid question OP
> :)
> : )
> : )
jesus stop with the fucking smilys.
>>28923142
say "or we could just pick something out on hbo go or netflix. i don't have either though but i can browse through the catalogs online and maybe i can find some illegally uploaded videos on youtube"
I'm not sure what is worse, the fact that you are actually sending that autistic shit, or the fact that I am so out of touch I would never dream of sending a girl something like that.
>>28922802
You went from beta cuck to calling her babe way too fast. It just makes you look like some desperate dude.
how exactly is this not trolling? absolutely no way it would work like this.
This is fake.
OP sounds like an absolute retard.
>telstra
just letting you guys know op is Australian. How do i know? Im Australian and telstra is Australia's most widely used network.
Most Australians are chads or normies. The fact that op is talking to a girl is proof enough. Ignore op and let this thread die. Don't forget to reply with a SAGE
Also fuck you op i would love to fucking rape your mother and beat your head in with a crowbar.
Love, Sydney robot
>>28924881
teach me your ways, upside down robot. I was built in canada
>>28923142
OP, you live in the shoalhaven region by any chance?
Testing to see if shes a real QT
>>28925173
There is no way that someone is unironically this autistic
>>28925173
calling bs after this
>>28923142
> never seen the others
Dropped
>>28925173
>watching current one piece
Smh kys read the manga you autist or at least watch a patrician arc like water 7
keeping this bumped for moar roastie OP
>>28922802
gg senpai
>>28925173
unironically using "sick" just ill yourself allready
>>28922487
>*stares into eyes with cute look*
>HOW MUCH DO YOU LIKE ME 1-10?
>6.5-7
>That subtile hint that your looks would make it even worse
>HEY NOW THAT YOU RATED MY PERSONALITY PLZ RATE MY LOOKS TOO
I needed that laugh, thanks OP
>>28922487
>still caring about nudes
this is an 18+ board
>>28928357
but what is anime was real
