Shit, did I blow my cover?? I couldnt keep it in, it jus came out and before I knew it I hit enter.
Shes 37 and im 26
you made it even more awkward by saying "just kidding lol"
>>28921793
>kisses on the cheek
you fucking retarded idiot
>just kidding lol
>*kisses on the cheek*
jesus fucking cringe
>>28921837
I put that in ironically desu
But ironically the irony wouldnt be noticed by her because she doesnt know about thr just kidding lol meme and im guessing any memes in general.
>>28921793
might as well tell her that you want to giver her the D
you are a mess
>>28921884
>>28921939
SHUTUP.
Thats what I like.
>>28921941
people can't see sarcasm in text form
Wew, I cringed. Going to post this to reddit's cringe sub tomorrow desu.
oh these youngblood
>>28921793
Whatever you do don't bring it up again.
>>28921793
tell her you have diaper fetish, you're the one wearing the diaper
Tfw no mommy gf to tuck you in and give you kissies
>>28921793
ask her if she's down for a threesome with a baby doll and unbirthing
>>28921793
reassure her that you got erectile dysfunction
>>28921978
You dont understand the layers of irony going on here anon, its autistic humor irony
>>28921793
Shoulda said that she's not old, just more mature and more woman than the rest of the ladies out there.
>you want to fuck the living shit out of her
>never in your life youd act like OP did
Meh, she most likely saw your last two messages but doesn't want to have the "read" tag on there. She wants you to beat yourself up over it, just don't mention it again and you will be fine.
>>28922153
I think it's just humorously autistic.
*kisses you on the cheek*
LOL
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHH
listen op if you want her to get moist and fawn over you, at her age she would prefer direct men who say what they want you need to confront her and tell her you want to fuck the living hell out off her with someone at her age and experience she will definitely be attracted to something like that
>>28922337
She read it and responded right after
>>28921793
She called you kiddo first. She blew her own cover.
>>28922423
I dont think OP cares about what she wants and would rather have a mommy son relationship
>>28922374
Women love roleplay
>>28921793
way too beta, you'll never get laid messaging girls like this
>>28922686
She's not a girl, she's a woman.
>>28922686
Im not trying to get laid. Fuck off normies thats all your normie mind can think of.
>>28922710
s-sorry gentle sir
"just kidding lol" hahahahahahahaha the mad man, you're almost 30 yet you still speak like a 14 year old who just got a phone
>>28921793
You fu*ked up hard
You'll never hear from her again
