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>manage to trick a girl into liking me
>her roommate's out of town this week
>she invited me to hang out at her place tomorrow night
>has made it abundantly clear that she wants to fuck
>one problem
>I'm a virgin
>second problem
>I lied and said I wasn't one when the subject came up
How do I keep her from finding out? I'll never live it down if she figures out that I've lied to her and tells people about it. What are some mistakes virgins tend to make their first time?
Help me bros
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>>28921771
deny deny or don't bring it up
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>>28921771
I dont know man but you can just say you only had sex 1 other time and the girl did all the work. Good luck!
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>>28921771
there is nothing to worry about, just have sex with her. it's really simple, you put your dick inside her.
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Is she a virgin? If not how experienced do you think she is?
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>>28921771
Dont hesitate
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>>28921771
http://www.pornhub.com/view_video.php?viewkey=1726312806

Good luck m8
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>>28921890
It's too late for that. I told her that I'd recently broken up with my girlfriend of three years.
>tfw khhv
>>28921921
She was drunk one night and told me she's been with seven guys. It's probably closer to twice that number in reality.
>>28921986
Why didn't I think to look for something like this sooner?
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>>28922068

Well she's gonna know you're a virgin for sure. Hope she's not friends with anyone you know.
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>>28921771
i did the same thing when i was 16. when she found out she lol'd and said she couldn't tell. then again she was 15. so idk. just go with it who cares, right? you already lied about it. don't let her find out until you've gotten in her pants. overall just do it faggot. it's not a huge deal if she's into you. you've already passed the hard part of having sex.
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