Normalfag roll call, I'm only missing one.
im okay senpai tea time
>>28921342
I'm a robot and would be a wizard if not for fucking a stripper.
;_; im a failure
atleast there are people worse than me
>>28921422
REEEEEE, etc.
origamidesu
I don't think I'm a normalfag :(
this made me think about how my life turned out to be
>>28921635
not that bad, your not like a robot-adept or anything. But definitely a degree robot
>>28921668
how old are you? Always time to change this shit
>>28921422
welcome normie, also..checked
>tfw girls have pity sex with you but your still a robot
i guess im mostly normo?
>>28921887
>in bad shape
>gets compliments regularly
what's your secret?
>>28921862
autism apparent due to shirukens
OP here. All except shape. I'm not super fat, but i would be lying if I said I'm in good shape. 6'4 235
I win I guess, original comment desu
Am I still a robot? Please don't make me leave the normals scare me
>>28922069
you're better than the average robot, at least
>>28921342
in hermit mode now, I use to be a normal fag around ages 12-16. Lost virginity at 15 had sex with the same girl 50+ times until we broke up at 17.
Was jobless 18-21 though lmao. Did a shitty diploma online for welfare money. Played WoW 24/7 from 16-21 got banned last year. Get to play again in 17 days.
>>28921923
i wear nice clothes, and sometimes i am less fat than before
>>28922197
lol same here. You don't have to be in great shape to get a compliment. It's so mundane
would have killed my self by now but cant find any non-hurting
also
>that girl loved me
>>28922190
jesus dude just don't play wow. Get a life man, much more fun
>>28922292
did not realize the feels that would be involved in this bingo
>>28922292
here's an easy and painless way
I have to type something here
s o m e t h i n g
anything at all
>>28922323
Yeah I'm "working" on getting a life. Studying/practising to become a chef so I gotta enjoy it while I can
Also real life fuckin sucks lol Id rather go back to staying awake playing wow for 10 hours a day and sleeping for 14 while collecting welfare to give to my parents
>>28922480
Don't you want a more recent sexual memory than 17
>>28922069
Moved out of your parents home and have had a job.
You might be fucked in love, but at least you got the two main ones in the "not being a worthless piece of shit" category. Meanwhile for me... it's quite the opposite.
I should probally mention that some girls did sayd they loved me because I was a huge faggot and had a bunch of friends that were girls, and the lost virginity one is only for the backdoor. Also I have no clue if someone tagged me on a photo because I never ever browse facebook.
>>28921342
My parents made some parties for my birthdays back in the day. I don't even remember having any friends on any of them (and I had one friend at a time tops in my entire life), it was just my family.
>>28922623
eh, I do kinda... but just not with girls my age. I'm 21 and can't find any mentally maturish girls my age, they are all bimbos and whores. I'm not big into one night stands as well, I am contemplating paying a milf escort though. I really want to experience an older woman.
>>28922378
too bad they mix in oxygen with helium now to prevent situations like that.
please kill meaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
Job
House party
Festival
I am fucking lost cause
>>28922726
dude... that's pretty unfulfilling
I have done everything but get laid.
Nice to see that most of /r9k/ has had sex, I was worried I was browsing a board full of weridos.
![[CYBORG INTENSIFIES].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/dyZ1EkM.jpg "[CYBORG INTENSIFIES].jpg")
>Too wizard to be a normie
>Too normie to be a wizard
>>28921342
What am I, robots?
I was muted for 2 seconds, because my comment was not original
made a round 2 bingo template, a little bit harder than the last one
>>28923036
i mean greater than 20 minutes per day on box 2
>>28923003
i believe u are classified as a virgin
>>28923036
I've got 6 crossed on the original, and 3 on this one.
>>28923036
Most of these are checked because I go to school.
>>28923073
really? there were a couple gimme's in there too
>>28923036
I'm >>28923003
I almost got a bingo this time somehow
>>28923095
>I almost got a bingo this time somehow
that's because you're a filthy fucking noRMIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
I cannot mark a single one, get the fuck off my board.
>>28923036
I can't mark a single one of these either.
>>28921342
no bingo
thank god
>>28921342 BINGO flam im talking that real
Almost.
Fuck, could have been my way out.
>>28921342
I haven't picked up a girl from a bar, had sex in a public place and I don't go out most weekends unless you count "to the store" as "out"
>>28921342
Wish the bingo actually had tiles on accomplisments and financial state.
FUCK so close to a line.
>>28921342
what the fuck is this shit? 90% of you had sex? GET OUT!
>>28921342
drugs. that's all I've ever done.
>>28921342
>held a birthday party
Getting drunk and embarassing myself in front of three only friends I ever had counts, right? I did it once, never again.
>job
There's no neetbux where I live. I have to work, otherwise I will be homeless and starve/get food from trash cans/charity.
>not fat; in good shape
I didn't cross it because I'm not fat, but I'm not in a good shape either.
>>28921994
Obese class I desu senpai
>Tfw fit :^)
Here is mine
im not the best at this. i wish i was.
