>get girl that was totally into me naked in my bed the first party of my new house junior year of college
>watched tons of porn but still couldnt get my pee pee into her vagina, just rubbed it a bit after finagling with the condom for like 5 min
>eventually just make out and eat her out till i go to bed
>dont get sex until the next year
>same fucking things, just cant shove my wee wee into her crotch hole
>tell her i think i have whisky dick and its not hard enough to get in
im 27 now and still havent gotten my penis inside anything other than a woman's mouth
can kindred spirits make me feel better about my failure of a life?
>>28920910
is this a problem anyone has ever had / has? or am i the only complete retard?
>>28920910
I used to have this problem when I drank and beat off to port every night, try stopping those for a couple weeks
>>28921621
Wine is also sexy, but I meant porn.
>>28920910
>eat her out till i go to bed
I don't even ever want sex
this is all I want
fuck you
>>28921621
it was me stupidly poking the top of the vagina instead of shoving it closer to her butthole
>>28921719
its not that gr8 m8, i have friends who fetishize eating girls out but sex (i assume) is much better. head sure is.
but im sorry you never got to do it, maybe someday friend
>>28921719
Dude. Pussy doesn't taste that great. No matter how clean she is.
>>28921766
>>28921797
It's just my fetish, man
I've never even kissed anyone though so I don't hold out much hope.
>>28921766
Just trying to give advice from my personal experience bruv
>>28921325
this is a problem i have
makes me never want to have sex again, I wasn't even drinking when it happened, it was the only time I ever had "sex", and no matter what I did, even when I did get it hard, within seconds it would soften, I managed to get a condom on, sort of, and halfway slid my only slightly turgid dick inside her, before having to pull out a minute later in embarrassment, at this point she was visibly upset with me and I was on the verge of jumping out her window, even if I ever do manage to get a gf, she's never going to stay with me because I will be unable to sexually satisfy her. I hope your problem isn't as severe as mine.
>>28921829
The only good part about eating pussy is the reaction. It doesn't smell great, Doesn't taste great, but watching the way her body moves during is admirably pretty cool
>>28921935
yeah i just finished law school and have an associate job so im gonna start making bank this year
i feel like this'll attract some women to me, but ill still be a virgin so even if i 'seduce' any slut or even date a girl, once we get to bed ill be terrible and i'll humiliate myself
FUCK
