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Bank Holiday edition
>tfw you don't recognise it's a bank holiday anymore because you've been neet for years
>>28920455
>>28920641
You lads are up early, what you been up to? I've just finished my night shift and I'm enjoying a beer whilst downloading new GoT.
Haven't slept since yesterday, still not tired, waiting for the shops to open, need binbags to clean up my pig sty of a room
>>28921437
>tfw even Dormer is now too smug to get her baps out anymore
>>28921495
You and me both mate, need to grab some food too
>hay fever's fucking me up the ass
>might go pub then take the scenic route home with a can of crappy polish beer for the road
beats being indoors all day desu
>>28921437
I've been up 4 hours with the shits
I've given up trying to get back to bed so now I'm cup of tea and tablet comfy on the big for ever now
It's memorial day here in the land of the free. How are you doing, lads?
NEET graduate, but my wagecuck flatmates will be around which is nice
Overwatch for days lads, Tracer's a proper britbong
Looking forward to new GoT
>>28922897
>Looking forward to new GoT
Expect to be disappointed.
>>28921437
Been up since 5 and I'm almost 3hours into a 12 shift! Yay bank holidays!
>>28923507
Comfy doublepay day doing fuck all coz managers don't work bank hols
>>28922921
Wasn't too disappointed, seemed to be an alright episode. What was wrong with it?
>>28921437
o shit nigga forgot that was on last night.
enjoying the series so far desu
>Woke up before the afternoon
feels good desu
>got bank holiday off
>sat with my dick rock hard browsing 4chan.
My life has no meaning any more.
thinking about how I'mm never be with this qt
https://youtu.be/AckhnLpwceM
>>28922247
not like there's much worth seeing lad, they're the most pathetic tits I've ever seen
>"If it isn't all the guys and the guys and girls from my local indian restaurant"
What. Why.
>>28924552
Didn't see this thread sorry mate
>>28924529
It's weird but when I listen to him, it reminds me of Brother Ali. I know he's part of Rhymesayers.
>>28924574
What an absolute fucking shamble that was. He's too fucking shouty and UK vs America for the first episode? Come on...
>>28924583
>What an absolute fucking shamble that was. He's too fucking shouty and UK vs America for the first episode? Come on...
If it was clarkson he'd have done something banterous like UK vs EU.
He's way too shouty and i just felt actual anger when he forced a clarkson line.
>>28924574
>What. Why.
They're from the place where Clarksaon couldn't get a steak
>>28924625
>If it was clarkson he'd have done something banterous like UK vs EU.
Felt like Evans and Matt's segment was too fake. I was too busy watching /tv/ laughing at it and Twitter going mental over how horrible it was.
PLEASE CLAP, AUDIENCE. LOOK WATER! YAY!
Fuck it's bank holiday? I need to sort my life out, I thought it was Saturday.
>>28924632
I don't think they are mate
>>28924574
>>28924583
I feel like everything he said was just written for Clarkson but said by Evans
>first episode
>lets drive to blackpool
>okay now lets see how fast these old cars are
>okay now lets drive them up a hill
>okay that's it
at least LeBlanc's bit was fun
>>28924665
A wise man once said that if you can wake up without caring about what day it is, then you've attained the perfect life.
>>28924210
>ywn be a cute anime girl drawing more cute anime girls
>>28924699
WHY IS HE SHOUTING
LeBlanc seems like he could actually carry it off. He's not copying anyone
>migrants could die crossing Channel
http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-36410828
There seems to be a lot of concern about the possibility that they survive the trip. How can we ensure none do?
>>28924770
>How can we ensure none do?
Turn them away so they have no reason to risk it
>>28924742
BECAUSE CHRIS EVANS WHEEEE I WAS ON RADIO HAHA XD SO FAST, HEY LETS HAVE SOME BANTER WAHOOOO IT'S ME CHRIS, EVANS, CHRIS EVANS FROM THE RADIO AHAH WAHAAAA
fucking twat, I hate him
Lads, what's more important in life?
Your (you):post ratio or your (you):quote ratio?
>a whole extra day to do whatever I want
>wake up
>it's already 11:30
>>28923563
I do FA no matter what day it is but you're right the double bubble makes it better. I literally watch YouTube all day.
>>28924814
What do you mean? What is the difference?
More like Wank holiday Monday, amirite?
>>28924855
Quoting more posts gives more (you)s than posting without a quote. I'm sure you've seen the people that quote every post in a thread.
>>28924804
Literally Matt is the only reason I even bothered watching. For an old guy he's pretty fucking hot!
Poleaboo is awake now
Might need to avoid posting to heavily on /brit/ as the janny seems to have it in for him
just saw trainspotting lads
bit grim
>>28924903
I feel sorry for MLB, he clearly enjoys his cars and that and he's trying his best but he's fighting a losing battle, it was never going to be as good as old TopGear
the forced banter and friendship with Evans is painful to watch, the good thing about the old TopGear was that they were actually mates off camera too and it showed in the way they interacted with one another
PSA: Top Gear has always been shit
>>28924873
Oh, it is definately more rewarding to get (you)s without having to quote anybody else for them.
>>28924929
Too true. Chris Evans can choke on a shotgun for all I care.
>>28924957
t. Stewart Lee fan
>>28924957
My fedora has been tipped sir
Wonder if subway is open, fancy something to eat.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HgNj9v5ClGQ
>>28924968
That's pretty insulting, anon
>>28924981
Literally the most fedora tipping show ever
When does Amazon's "not top gear" thing start?
>>28924968
Not him and I also hate Stewart Lee
Top Gear is still shit
>>28924996
WHEN CAPTAIN SLOW GETS A MOOOOVE ON IN HIS BLASTED SLOOWWWMOBILE
Fucking bunch of cunts
>>28924988
>Literally the most fedora tipping show ever
It is literally normie central.
Can I use Scottish bank notes at self service checkouts in England
>>28924999
>I also hate Stewart Lee
Why haven't you ended your life yet?
>>28924996
This Autumn tbo
>>28925040
>can I use meme money where actual valid currency is required to purchase things
Come on mate, use your head
>lost 4lb on my first week of dieting
Feels good lads. I know the first week is going to be bigger than the next because of reasons, but still. Nice little confidence boost.
>britfeels praising fucking Top Gear
>and hating Stewart Lee
When did this place become a normie cesspit
>>28925040
Probably, just ask?
>>28925073
>>britfeels praising fucking Top Gear
no sir
>>28925040
>England
>Scottish notes
Apparently though they will go in self service machines but if you get caught you will get in trouble. My mate tried it and security saw him, ended up getting the police involved. So probably best not too.
>>28925053
Probably because I haven't watched enough Stewart Lee, not really in a suicidal mindset right now
>>28925071
Congrats man. Just be careful not to end up like me and lose too much weight that you become a skeleton.
>>28925073
Stewart Lee isn't a funny comic though
Pear cider that's made from 100 percent pears is not a punch line.
>>28925092
Scottish notes are legal tender though, why would the police get involved at all?
>>28925073
Stewart Lee has the normiest fanbase ever.
never met another forest supporter on /sp/ before, how about here? who /forest/ here lads
>>28925108
BUT ITS PEAR CIDER!
100% PEARS!
HAHA!
>>28925092
What? You can use Scottish notes in England. Why would they get the police?
>>28925114
Not in self service machines mate. You could just as well be putting Euros in there.
>>28925092
>>28925076
>>28925063
Cheers boiz
As if they can get the police involved mind
>>28925119
GARLIC BREAD
HAHA!
>>28925040
they only work if you screech at the top of your lungs "THAT'S LEGAL TENDER, SCHOHTLAND FAREVAAAAARRRRRRRRRR" at least that's how all the jocks behaved when I worked checkouts
fucking mongs, I know it's legal tender you cunts
>>28925124
>You could just as well be putting Euros in there.
He wasn't though, he was putting legal tender in. So telling the police to fuck off is more than acceptable in that situation.
>>28925120
You can over the counter mate but they are too easy to fake so they've made it illegal to use them in self service machines to cut down on fraud.
>>28925135
They don't know that though mate. They have to open the machine and look through to make sure it is not fake notes.
>>28925073
>>britfeels praising fucking Top Gear
>>and hating Stewart Lee
>When did this place become a normie cesspit
See
>>28924804
>>28924742
>>28924699
>>28924645
>>28924583
>>28924625
>>28924574
???
>>28925148
Not his problem
>>28925108
>Pear cider that's made from 100 percent pears is not a punch line.
No but "Pear cider that's made from 100 percent pear" is a punch line
>>28925164
It's not mate. He's literally not funny.
>>28925155
It is when he gets banged up for it mate.
Game of Thrones has just become "muslims invade the west". Whatever happened to subtlety?
>first road trip
>Lets go to blackpool in reliant robins
Why. What the fuck why. its just people waving at Matt on the motorway.
>>28925114
>>28925135
They're not legal tender. Scottish notes aren't even legal in Scotland.
http://www.scotbanks.org.uk/legal_position.php
>>28925206
There was never a reason behind anything on top gear. Matt's segments were the only parts I enjoyed because he wasn't doing an impersonation of anyone.
I had a sad :(
They shot that gorilla and all it was doing was protecting the boy that fell in its enclosure
>>28925227
>they're sat on may, clarkson and hammond's seats.
Who the fuck allowed this. WHO ALLOWED THIS HERESY
>>28925201
GoT is pleb tier as fuck with the dumbest fucking audience ever
They have characters purely for exposition because people are too fucking stupid to figure shit out for themselves
Subtlety was never it's strong point
>>28925285
Shut up.
Dude who shot that big bastard was a hero.
>>28925285
It was going to rip that boy to pieces and eat him.
Why does everyone on r9k think they're superior? You think because you're not a wage cuck normie you are instantly smarter and better? Because you ain't. You'd be better of admitting how you fucked up your life and how much you hate it instead of trying to reason it.
>>28925405
Good. There's billions of kids in the world. Can't say the same for gorillas
been screaming this for the past hour drunk https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=g99ZmACThKU
turns out im not home alone
>>28925405
Gorilla 'was trying to PROTECT boy who fell at zoo before it was shot dead
http://www.mirror.co.uk/news/world-news/gorilla-trying-protect-four-year-8076239
>>28925459
Why the fuck would a gorilla try to protect a human?
Gorillas don't have human emotions. They have no "instinct" to protect different species
Why do retards constantly try and anthropomorphize animals? They're little more than robots.
>last day of freedom
Start work experience for 25hours a week atthe job centre
>They chewed up the topgear track for their new rally section
They may as well have shit on the queen
>>28925490
It's time for you to end the NEET lives by getting them jobs.
Enjoying my Comic-Con loot. Sonico fig and waifu shirt and watching GoT.
>>28925484
>It's this guy
Knew you would pop up ya sad little cunt
The poor boy was CLEARLY being protected by the scared gorilla who was just treating the boy as one of his own
>>28925626
To big of a risk to take.
>>28925413
I'm superior because:
I have a well paid, exciting, creative job that allows me to travel the world.
I have a beautiful girlfriend who I love
I have lots of cool friends in some of the world's most exciting cities.
My life isn't fucked up and I don't hate it. It's going really well and I love it. Don't stereotype people here.
>>28925626
>durr durr animals are capable of human empathy
Only women are stupid enough to think that
They should just sack evans and let Leblanc do the entire thing
>>28925626
>who was just treating the boy as one of his own
hue, they're both monkeys after all
>>28925640
>I have a well paid, exciting, creative job that allows me to travel the world
wagecuck
>I have a beautiful girlfriend who I love
Literal cuck
>I have lots of cool friends in some of the world's most exciting cities.
City cuck
>My life isn't fucked up and I don't hate it
Neither do I.
>>28925650
>only 1 species in the world cares about their offspring
Absolute wally
Why does no one on here actually know what a cuck is?
>>28925672
>humans are the offspring of animals
Heard it all now
>>28925459
why are such irresponsible people allowed to have kids?
What was the stupid thing nja did to shout?? Does anyone know?
Also any1 remember that chimpanzee that ripped off an old woman's face?
>>28925687
because not everyone wanks off to cuck porn like you do
>>28925658
le blanc has this fake American accent, its like this always happy, never changes, emotionless, tv star voice.
seemed so out of place on a uk tv show.
>>28925640
You really like smellin your own bollocks dont ya m8? You're a str8 up faff-jockey.
>>28925688
>animals can tell the difference
When I got my dog it thought my cat was its puppy mate, animals are stupid but they regularly show paternal care to other animals
Look at the cuckoo bird, that's literally how it exists, by getting other birds to feed it
>>28925713
I said there was a difference between beong cheated on and being a cuckold
>>28925666
>wage cuck
Actually I am a partner in the company
>Literal cuck
I don't think she's cheating on me. I, on the other hand, cheat on her when I go on my business trips.
>City cuck
?
So.....
Any off you popped your cherry yet?
(Mumbled laughter)
>>28925744
You're so successful and superior, that you're - of your own volition - spending a Bank Holiday bragging about your made-up life to neets and depressed wageslaves.
>>28925715
Yeah, but evans is an absolute bellend and Le Blanc seems to actually enjoy driving the cars
>>28925769
i'm British but not currently living in the UK. It isn't a bank holiday here.
>>28925796
So much bullshit you're drowning in it
>>28925824
I'm sorry about you. Try and channel your anger into self improvement rather than directing it at me.
>>28920455
so lads I now watch anime, got crunchyroll what are some shows I should add to my queue? I like SoL lewd shows
https://2995c29805bc62632246266798940ee013527468.googledrive.com/host/0B31ASET0VYFvWjE5SEtwZWZmbjg/chara.swf
Make yourself as an anime lads
Trying to quit my wagecuck life, I wrote an ebook for Amazon Kindle about stupid shit that's happened on the internet. How do I market this thing
>>28925867
post it here first
>>28925867
>>28925867
http://lmgtfy.com/?q=how+to+get+an+ebook+on+amazon
>get yelled at for not messaging my cousin on their birthday
>message other cousin this morning like a good relative
>thanks but my birthday isn't until tomorrow
Dunno why I even bother
Can we talk desk chairs lads?
Looking into actually dropping money on a Aeron, but wouldn't mind a suggestion on a cheaper alternative.
>>28925857
>stripey socks
qt/10
What I wouldn't give for a girl to give me a footjob while wearing socks like those
>>28925932
https://www.amazon.co.uk/dp/B01GBM1R8E
I've just set the free promotion, if it isn't just wait a bit
>>28925932
>>28925975
Oh I can only start it tomorrow. I guess I'll wait till then and ask people to review it
>>28925943
it's already up, I just don't know how to get people to actually read it
>>28925975
Looking good, great cover, though I think you're trying to market it to 'me' - the 18-24 internet crowd. Of course, I know about all that.
Though I think you could do well aiming it at the 40+ market who get their internet drama news from Facebook shares.
Capitalise on the FOMO of stuff their kids/relatives are talking about.
>>28925975
I'm going to buy your book then share it for free
>>28926069
at least wait until tomorrow so you can get it in the free promotion
Poleaboos sister if getting something from KFC
I would like something too but it's too many calories
Having mummy make make me a microwaveable pizza instead
>ordered a game off eBay on Friday
>completely forgot it was a bank holiday weekend
>won't arrive until fucking Wednesday despite 1st Class Post
If I had ordered it on Thursday I would have been able to play it all weekend.
>>28926110
rekt
That will teach you to have hope
>>28926110
Its what you get for being a spacker desu
>>28926138
you can't call someone a spacker then use a filtered word that's just retarded
>>28926110
what game? senpai lad friend pal
>>28926161
>Not liking nip m00t's world filters
baka thb senpai
>>28925975
>ass
bloody Yank
>>28925796
still spending your time bragging on a shithole like this to the lowest of the low.
Sure sounds superior.....
>moved into my own flat
>watching anime in bed naked
>going to make some chicken soup later
living on your own almost makes wageslaving worth it
>>28924847
Tis the day for a two hour lunch brek
>>28926249
I live on my own in a cozy flat paid by bennies
Best of both worlds
>>28926249
In bed with a co op meal deal, watching dexter and also got a slice of cake, waiting for my new laptop to arrive.
Still feel depressed as fuck but I do love co op food.
Arguing with my mum because she said there is nothing worse than rape. I said what being skinned alive isnt as bad as sex and she completely flipped. Said I need help and should go into therapy.
wtf.
>>28926387
Women are genuinely retarded when it comes to rape.
Some actually think murder is better than rape.The cynical neet in me makes me think that the only reason they hate rape so much is that it gives someone other than chad access to their hole, and it wouldn't be rape if chad did it
>>28926387
rape her and then skin her alive.
Get her to rate which is worse on a scale of one to ten
#StopYulin
>>28926387
I think it's because you referred to rape as "sex" desu - even though that's what it is really.
Your mum probably thinks you can't see the difference between rape and sex.
>>28926451
But feminism has taught us all sex is rape.
>Flat kitchen is a fucking mess
>flat mate leaves all his smelly food either open, out of the fridge, or in the fridge so long it went off and stunk my stuff in the fridge
>I spend the weekend at my parents, hoping to stink the kitchen out enough he cleans it
>came back and it's worse
This is fucking disgusting. I don't even get it cos he's a well dressed, well kept fag who got triggered cos I left a wet towel in the bathroom. How can his kitchen habits be so disgusting?
what if a pro lifer knew they were going to give birth to a future rapist.
that would be like the ultimate conundrum for a woman
>>28925968
footjobs in nylons/socks are inferior. can't tell you how disappointed i was to find this out. even still, i'm still conditioned to think tights/stockings > barefoot.
co ops new chicken poppers are fucking disgusting do not buy.
>>28926110
>ordered a load of shit from myprotein, friday 5pm
>qualified for free next day delivery on orders before 9pm
>did not come
>live in northern ireland, must be mainland only
>sitting around waiting for it to arrive today
>read your post
>realise it's a bank holiday.
fuck sake lads.
>>28926427
Laughing like a madman right now in cafe nero at this post
>>28925953
I just went and got one from Argos, does the job.
>>28925953
>No matter what chair I get it breaks because I use it all day everyday
>no longer enjoy gaming
>no longer enjoy anime
>just watch tv all day, don't even enjoy it just passing the time
what happening lads?
Anything worth watching on iplayer lads?
>>28926812
Lol fatty
>>28926110
FUCKING BANK HOLIDAYS RUIN EVERYTHING AND ONLY BENEFIT NORMIES
>>28926844
Life
Happens to us all eventually
>>28926547
I fucking know that feel.
disgutisimo
>>28926387
>showing your power level
son
>>28926844
Depression
>>28926856
I'm not even fat I'm just tall and heavy
>>28926387
You do need help Louis
>>28926812
I GOT A PRACTICALLY BRAND NEW RECLINER FOR MY ROOM FOR AROUND 70 QUID ON GUMTREE
YOU COULD TRY THAT
>>28926942
I'd have to go outside to get it also carry it up stairs when I'm a weak hikki
look at this lady holding a baby without a face
>>28926942
why are you still here, honestly
you made your trip in protest of Tilde and that lot but you're the only one who's stuck around
ironic
>>28926970
That's a loaf of bread, dumb arse
>>28925626
>protected by the gorilla
from what exactly?
>this stupid migress playing this nigger music on loop again.
only a few more fucking days, cant wait to leave this fucking dump.
instead of leaving eu, why dont they just fucking sell the colonies to america and deport every one of these islanders?
>>28926110
Why wont it just come on tuesday
>>28926986
I CAME TO BREAK UP THE PARTY BUT THE KINDNESS I WAS SHOWN MELTED MY ICY HEART
>>28926882
Huh, howd you mean dad?
>>28926926
But I dont play vidya
>>28920455
Somehow got a small nick on my penis lads, can't fap until its healed
>>28927016
In your city, now I wait.
IM A HUGE FAGGOT FAG
Kinda a coincidence how all these trip fags only come when poleaboo isnt here.
>>28926970
it's her knee poking out of ripped jeans
>>28926970
More importantly, what is she eating?
A twix?
>>28927061
YOU'RE IN SHEFFIELD?
PICK ME UP A MCD'S FROM GRANVILLE ROAD FOR ME
>>28927107
my cock is not a twix
>>28927108
You said you lived in london didn't you?
>>28927016
so why not just drop it now
>>28927128
NAH SHEFFIELD BORN AND BRED
>>28927108
Like I don't know you live round Essex
You little TOWIE boy, man, forget it
loudcunt = most pointless tripwanker ever
can I get n amen?
>>28927184
this, it's not even a good gimmick
>>28927184
whisper anon is worse.
>>28927154
Knew you was nigii you sad cunt, twice you said you've left now.
>>28927145
I THINK YOU KNOW WHY
>>28927193
IS THERE ANY NON POINTLESS TRIPFAGS?
>>28927184
YEAH I REALLY REGRET CHOOSING CAPS FOR MY GIMMICK
>>28927287
no, I don't know why - enlighten me
>>28927154
>>28927213
Forget to take your trip off or something? Fuck me the samefagging couldn't be more blatant.
hi /britfeel/, /sp/'s /trans/ here, can you please keep the faggot paki here?
it's shitting up our quality threads, sorry to bother you with this but please constrain it
sincerely
/sp/
>>28927316
it's the same guy that does poleaboo
what he gets out of it nobody knows
>>28927303
THE SAME REASON AS ANYONE I ENJOYED IT AFTER A WHILE
I'M PRETTY SURE I'VE SAID AS MUCH BEFORE
>>28927316
kek I was just about to post this
absolutely pathetic
>>28927336
nah mate you can have him, we're sick of the creepy paki cunt too
>>28927336
>/sp/
>quality threads
Don't come to my thread and lie to me like that.TSSSSSSSSUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU
![ef0c3a8a-ba0e-4d5f-990f-80bb85550f60[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/jLRcKeY.jpg "ef0c3a8a-ba0e-4d5f-990f-80bb85550f60[1]")
>>28926812
>>28925953
I bought what I thought was a nice chair, has 8 point massage feature, ie just vibrates.
looked like this when I first got it.
>>28927316
Missing the joke there lad
>>28927336
Report him. We're all hoping he gets a site wide ban
>>28927362
within a week all the padding in the arm rests had flattened and there was this sharp screw that would stick in my elbow.
this is what it looks like a year later
>>28927370
Shut up you faggot
oce
>>28927360
don't ever fucking reply to me like that again
>>28927359
anywhere else we can contain it?
>>28927370
>joke
Stuart lee tier joke there mate.
I wonder if he killed himself by now.
https://youtu.be/1ViQEsoxWfE
>>28926970
is a ufo
lads what are you voting in the referendum?
I'm leaning towards leave because I think that with less immigration maybe they'll give more NEETbuxx soon? If immigration goes up more, they're sure to reduce benefits since we have to pay them to all euros that come here.
>>28927379
Jesus, that's awful.
I'm hoping an Aeron/Mirra will be worth 300 bong, but it's whether I want to fork over that much for something that might be better than my current 25 bong Ikea chair, and whether it'll last the test of time.
>>28927391
Never seen him, it was because yesterday everyone was basically saying this >>28927340
>>28927390
>don't ever fucking reply to me like that againTSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU
I have that same picture saved though, good taste, mate.
>>28927414
I'm not voting because that implies I support the corrupt shitty government we have. The country won't be better either way.
>>28927390
dunno mate, we told him to stick to /lgbt/ but he won't fuck off
infests /int/ too but at least there he gets banned, people still give him attention. They started to doubt his story so he's started crossdressing for attention
>>28927430
I don't get this mentality, all you're telling the government is you couldn't be arsed to go in and vote
it makes more sense to spoil your ballot
>>28927416
I know another anon here had one of those..
only issue I see with them is in winter there will be nothing to store heat in your back.
but a blankie might suffice.
things can go wrong with any chair, the air lift thingy mainly fails.
>>28927379
I've got a similar one, one of the armrests has a slight rip in it but otherwise it's still in good shape after about a year and a half
>>28927457
>spoil the ballot
>"oh look, some fucking idiot who wasted his time, hahaha"
>>28927419
Because you are him, be honest.
And you are shout, and you are nigii, and you are tilde. Just stop.
>>28927430
tfw you're voting out for reasons of democracy
tfw even if we're out there's still a monarchy, an unelected upper house and a government of eton to oxbridge to cabinet bastards in charge
But one out of four's not bad. Oh, and a massively corrupt honours system.
>>28927336
I honestly feel we should do /sp/ a solid and go report fattypakipoo
Cunt needs to learn to stop shitposting for attention
>>28927431
ok we'll just try reporting it, sorry for thinking this was it's homeboard
>>28927426
I respect you lad
>>28927414
Voting leave
I like the idea of being part of a European community, but the EU is a stagnant, corrupt and undemocratic monster. I'd favour a loose economic union of fully independent, sovereign nations
>>28925092
>>28925114
How autistic would you have to be to lead to it getting the police involved? JFC.
>not being able to sweet-talk your way out of almost any trouble.
>current year Bongs
>>28927464
I had one before that lasted ages, really don't know what to trust now.
it`d be okay if I could get a cover for it.
ONE HUNDERED PERECENT PEARS!
>>28927473
if voting was mandatory like it should be and the overwhelming majority of people spoiled their ballot then it would tell the government that people feel disillusioned with the current system you mong
>>28927490
/sp/ was its original homeboard, then he gradually came to /britfeel/ and /brit/ and there's all these stories about him being arrested, stalking etc don't know if you know about it but yeah the kid's a fucking weirdo desperate for attention, report on sight. The /int/ mods hate him so hopefully the /sp/ mods are just as harsh and will ban him with ease
>>28927478
Actually I only made this last night to mess around with shout, i'm not any of the others.
>>28927457
Because choosing to vote is choosing to accept the government. I do like to follow politics but I could not be fucked to ever involve myself with any aspect of it.
>>28927517
>if voting was mandatory like it should be
Literally fascist behavior
>>28927548
whats wrong with fascism? people are fucking idiots and need to be told to do shit sometimes.
>>28927526
Well stop, shout already made a fucking trip to mess around with himself.
>>28927517
Its a shame we can't get him banned from here as easily.
>>28927548
>>28927535
how else is democracy going to work if people don't exercise their power you fucking mong, how is the government supposed to listen to the will of the people when they won't open their fucking gob
it isn't fascism, they aren't forcing you to vote for a party, just to turn up and fucking speak your mind christ alive
choosing to vote isn't choosing to accept the government, like I said you can spoil your ballot
SHOUTANON IS THIS TRUE
>>28927562
>>28927548
>>28927517
I wrote a paper on compulsory voting and it's not as good as you'd think lads, several downsides
He has a new blog. It's disgusting.
>>28927632
I had to study it as a part of my course and I support it 100%
>>28927584
>the people
>power
Hahaha kid. Can't even vote in another party other than LD, Con. and Labour. The system is rigged. The same three parties catering for the rich kids.
>>28927517
Compulsary voting = all the slobs vote for the gibs me thats instead of just women
>>28927647
Started it a month ago but don't have a passion to update it much
>>28927663
The system isn't rigged. It's just a really poor system. Lib Dems and Labour actually wanted AV/Proportional Representation. When we do have it, like in the EU referendum, UKIP won.
Also in Scotland the SNP wins so don't tell me that the people don't have power if they actually use it.
>>28927669
I don't support that but at least it's the will of the people mate
>>28927663
>Hahaha kid.
who do you think you are? some wise old sage in a hollywood flick? wind your neck in pal
FPTP is an imperfect system, but it's better than nothing. How do you think we got the EU referendum? by people voting for UKIP, yes they only got 1 seat but it showed the government that over 4m people wanted out of the EU
you think we would have got that if everyone had sat on their arse at home?
>>28927672
please leave.
ocococ
>>28927584
>how else will democracy work if you don't give people the freedom to be democratic
HURRR DURRRRRRRR
>>28927698
Poleaboo is gonna go watch some more One Piece now
Spent 5 hours watching it yesterday
>>28927711
what sort of an argument is that?
that's not what I said at all you cretin, getting desperate are we?
>>28927723
Literally what you said
Are you completely lacking in self-awareness?
Jesus Christ. like talking to a woman
>>28927652
I'd upload the paper, shame it's in Dutch, but I'm generally opposed to it.
If you're actually interested read some Arend Lijphart, he's an authority on the subject.
Anyone else had a fucking terrible bank holiday?
>Decide to into town for a walk
>Went to Game
>In Game
>Cute girl is working there
>She is crouching down and cleaning the area around the PS4 games
>want to hit on her
>Take a picture so I can upload to 4chan and ask for advice
>Just as I try to upload the picture internet stops fucking working on my phone
>Realise I have to try something before she leaves
>Tap her on the shoulder
>Smile
>Tell her the best line I can think of on the spot
>"PS4 GAMES NEED DUSTING, I GUESS MY PENIS SHOULD HAVE BEEN RELEASED ON XBOX ONE"
>meant to imply penis needs dusting
>she looks confused and crawls away quickly before standing and going to the back
>I leave
pic related. I could have had her.
What's stopping someone voting as another person if you know their date of birth and address?
>>28927748
ah mate I can't read dutch, don't worry I'll take your word for it
I'll do that mate, thanks
>>28927740
no, I said that democracy doesn't work if people don't use it
nothing about freedom
>>28927774
>buying games in the high street
Why? Games are too expensive there.
Just fuck off
Get fucked
Your shit is not required in my presens
Aussies are fucking all your girls m80s
Do something about it
>>28927774
Such an autist. Maybe try asking their name and how they're doing next time you try to pick up a girl rather than looking like a supreme creep
>>28927774
she probably doesn't know what a ps4 or xbox one are
>>28927516
*runs through backstage and through the audience for 15 minutes*
>>28927805
>Decide to into town for a walk
Is there a better performance comedian than Peter Kay or Lee Evans?
>>28927777
Nothing, its much more efficient for the left to rig postal votes though
>daytime drinking to try and mask my crippling depression
tis a new low for me lads
>>28927774
She's not working there because she likes video games you tool. She likes being able to tell chad how nerdy she is.
>>28927898
it's not even that low
>>28927898
what's your poison lad
also did anyone watch the new Top Gear? is it as shit as I'm hearing?
>>28927912
Drinking alcohol is pretty pathetic no matter how you spin it. Instead of dealing with your problems you hide from them, instead of being social you take drugs to do it for you.
>>28927912
Pretty low, I consider myself a high dose drug addict
I deal in mainly prescription drugs, I have run out, alcohol and weed is all that's available right now
>>28927927
It wasn't shit, it was like Fifth Gear on a higher budget.
Only got 4.4m viewers.
>>28927892
There you go. Why vote? The system is rigged. You're all government cucks if you vote.
>>28927927
Drinking whatever Is in started off on drambuie then some wine now drinking beer
I fucking hate my life
>tfw your cousin living in a third world country has a better social life than you
>>28927697
The will of the people doesn't overwrite human rights
>>28927947
>High dose
High class, prescription addiction are about as high class as you can get imo
Got a video off me using a punching bag that I thinks really cool and I want to upload but I will just get bullied.
>>28927950
I like Fifth Gear but didn't like the new TG it was just chris evans shouting a lot, if they got rid of him it would be a good show
>>28927977
If you don't vote you can't complain about the outcome.
If you vote you can't complain about the outcome.
There is no way to win.
>not had a shower yet today
Am I past the point where it's no longer worth it?
Obviously I don't plan to go outside.
>>28928054
Do you have sweaty balls? if not no shower needed
>>28928054
I use to shower twice a day and for some reason I havent showered since friday, my skin feels a lot nicer and I smell the exact same.
But late night showers/baths are the nicest.
>>28928054
I don't shower unless I'm going out somewhere, wash my face and btush my teeth twice daily though
>>28928079
Sweaty balls can simply be washed in the sink or with a wet wipe.
>>28928080
This, since I stopped showering so much my skin is pretty much perfect
>>28928095
or by your dog
>>28927933
Keep your autism to yourself mate, wheres the fedora tipping guy when you need him
>>28928098
You'll have so much dead skin after a few weeks. It feels like your skin is heavy and you genuinely feel weaker with all that dirt.
I'm thinking about learning krav maga lads
Anyone done any martial arts?
>>28928124
Prefer to use the neighbours cat
>>28928142
Yep, was a waste of time. I ended up just learing it myself at home.
>>28928130
>read something that makes you uncomfortable but you can't refute it
>call them autistic
Haha alright lad.
>>28927600
No, nigii was not made by shout or poleaboo.
>>28928177
Drinking alcohol is perfectly acceptable in a social context, only autists and muslims have this weird vendetta against it.
>>28928165
Is that even possible, I would probably do it all wrong or just keep putting it off at home.
Krav maga seems to be something you can learn quite quickly from an instructor.
>>28928142
2nd dan black belt teamwork
Definitely worth it
Thinking about learning leave maga myself purely for the ability to disarm someone with a weapon, all well and good being able to kick smeones head of their shoulders until you get stabbed
>>28928189
>daytime drinking to try and mask my crippling depression
Yeah.....social situation
If my dog jumped up and touched a paki i would have to take it to the shelter
>>28928217
>Teamwork
Autocorrect go fuck yourself
>>28927721
you just reminded me I need to add it to my queue on crunchyroll
>>28928189
https://yourlogicalfallacyis.com/bandwagon
And just to get this straight, you say you can't socialise without alcohol but think people who can are the pathetic ones?
>>28927927
>also did anyone watch the new Top Gear? is it as shit as I'm hearing?
If the run Evans over at the start of the next episode it might be good
>>28928213
I learnt most of it through dvds and books. It works better that way from me. If you enjoy company you might prefer lessons. Im currently learning boxing.
>>28928217
>self-taught
>self-awarded 2nd dan
>>28928213
No it isn't possible. Without using people you won't develop the correct muscle memory responses.
>tfw waiting for the chinese place to open so i can order msg laden """"food"""" which i will invariably regret almost immediately upon consuming
>>28928355
nothing wrong with msg, it's a natural salt
>>28928355
Have a curry with some paki shit in it then
>>28928054
I just showered to go to the shop, now having a Rustlers BBQ Rib and a cup of tea.
If you're going nowhere, no shower, no point.
>>28927996
it's not a violation of human rights to make voting compulsory you daft cunt
>>28926508
pull him up on it and tell him it's not acceptable, simple as that, if he kicks up a stink, inform the landlord who'll kick him up the arse for you. Take photographs before you mention it to him though so you've got some evidence in case he gets shitty with you.
>>28928253
>crunchyroll
why?
>>28928054
Not had a shower for a fortnight, so I have smeggy cock. But I have freshly washed sheets and pj's and am gonna wash my hair and have a shower. There is no feeling like it. Then I will go get more frosty and continue to destroy my life.
>>28928408
It feels comfy as fuck though, I love showers. As long as there is warm water.
>>28922921
>not reading the books
>>28927774
Fuck me, I work in retail and I could think reading that post was "You're one of those weird fucking cunts that doesn't know how to behave in public."
Go read a book on how to interact with people or something.
Remember Rhodesia
>tfw your favourite weekly blog barely produces one post every two months, and has now fallen to the level of normie trash.
>>28928507
THE SHOW IS FURTHER THAN THE BOOKS AND I'M NOT WAITING ANOTHER 5 YEARS FOR THAT LAZY FUCK TO FINISH HIS BOOKS
>>28928437
can watch on my ps4 when I'm in bed comfy
>>28928562
I think I know why he stopped posting
https://www.patreon.com/waitbutwhy?ty=h
>>28928562
>tfw your favourite weekly blog gets deleted
>>28928559
Lol fuck off white nigger
>>28928293
Never said I was self taught been practising taekwondo for 14 years on and off, 21-2-3, been fighting in nationals since I was 16
Merely just said some aspects of krav mava would be good for street defence aspects
>>28928720
>korean "martial" "art"
Not even going to challenge you on your claim because I'm sure anyone in this thread could reach that level of expertise.
The sad thing is that over the thread, including me, would you leave you bruised and bloody in a fight.
ffs wish I could get off this board and actually do something
>>28928767
>The sad thing is that over the thread, including me, would you leave you bruised and bloody in a fight.
>>28928648
>new york hipster normie wants more than 100k a year to spend a couple of hours doing shitty articles and pictures
I bet a woman could beat you up Poleaboo, your sister probably does.
lads have a gander at this pro-brexit, anti-multiculturalism qt
she even has aspergers
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dAWp-vofDd8
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GQ3eDeNOx-I
>>28928828
english women are revolting
>>28928828
Don't advertise your channel in my thread.
>>28928767
>Not even going to challenge you on your claim because I'm sure anyone in this thread could reach that level of expertise.
>The sad thing is that over the thread, including me, would you leave you bruised and bloody in a fight
>>28928805
Spot on mate. He used to make interesting articles, now it's just trash.
>lol I'm a procrastinator, so I'll just string my readers along for months and shit out some crap at the end, since I'm already getting dat sweet patreon money whether I write the articles or not.
come join the r9k discord channel, we have our own britfeel group
https://discord.gg/012WR0iLfxMk21Rz9
>>28928969
>discord
>openly admits to keylogging users when the software is open
also someone should report you for spam
>>28929079
It's advertising, so yes report it.
>>28928828
This is exactly the type of girl I want, one day.
>>28929132
She's not particularly attractive, bit disappointing to come home to after a long day at work.
>>28929187
Seems like someone you could have a meaningful conversation with to be honest, which is an improvement on my current situation of nobody.
IM THE LAD THAT DRINKS THE BEER
IM THE LAD THAT HATES THE QUEERS
IM THE LAD THAT RULES ROUND HERE
IM THE LAD THAT HAS NO FEAR
#LADSUNITED
UNITED! UNITED! UNITED!
>>28929079
>>openly admits to keylogging users when the software is open
Sauce or you are a ruseman
>>28929300
https://discordapp.com/privacy
also for source on keylogging search the /g/ archives
>>28929187
I think she's attractive
>>28929287
typical manc
>>28929287
*I'm the lad that wears No Fear
>>28925857
I am perfection
what is the freshest, hottest meme at the moment?
>>28929541
still lolcats
>>28929541
O RLY is going to make a huge comeback
>>28929541
HI WOOWEE
ETSUBATSU
Fucks sake lads
>went down Tesco
>really really busy
>they close at 4 for bank holiday
>do all my shopping but coming up to 4pm
>they start saying on the tannoy we have to pay now or leave our things
>all the ques are full
>decide to risk self service knowing I've got a bunch of Scottish notes even though you lot said not too
>scan all my shit through
>pull my money out and start paying
>halfway through paying it starts saying 'something has been removed from your bagging area'
>try to get it o stop but then it says 'assistance needed'
>some fucking Stacey comes over to me
>'Hello are you okay there?'
>tell her it is saying I removed something but I didn't
>she says that is fine and goes to put her code in so I can continue
>as she leans over she spots the Scottish pound notes in my wallet
>'Are those Scottish notes? You're not using them in the machine are you?'
>'N-no'
>'Are you sure because you are not supposed to use them in there'
>'S-s-sorry I might have'
>she gets visibly frustrated
>starts berating me infront of the other customers
>says she has to call over her manager
>wait there while her manager comes over
>manager starts saying to me 'do you not know you are not supposed to use Scottish notes in the machine?' and berating me again
>tell me I need to leave my shopping while they check the machine
>they open it up and take out my Scottish notes
>they find Euros in there as well
>security comes over and asks me to come into the back
>start asking me if it was me who put the Euros in to try to scam them
>start crying because I don't know what else to do
>security searches me and finds fucking Euros in my wallet because I had them in there from when I went to Ireland
>manager comes in and starts telling me off again for putting the notes in
>tells me police have been called as they think I was putting the Euros in
>end up shaking and in tears having a panic attack
thinking about my second car
the first one is obviously a throwaway just so that I can drive
let's say I'm willing to go to 10k used
any suggestions?
>>28929725
>ques
also, I don't think your situation happened Tbh
>as she leans over she spots the Scottish pound notes in my wallet
>'Are those Scottish notes? You're not using them in the machine are you?'
>starts berating me infront of the other customers
>manager starts saying to me 'do you not know you are not supposed to use Scottish notes in the machine?' and berating me again
bollocks she did
>>28929725
hahahahahhahaahaa no way is this real
you are king of the spergs if it actually is though
>>28929541
DSFARGEG
OriGinal commentoino
>>28929725
Why does the stupid machine accept euros...
>>28929616
YA, RLY
>>28929725
>when police turn up they try to question me but I can't even speak at this point
>they tell me if I can't get a story straight I will they'll have no choice but to take me to the station for an interview
>eventually manage to explain to them through sobs that I didn't know about the Scottish pound notes not being allowed but the Euros weren't mine
>they see how autismo I am and I think are convinced I'm not a criminal
>by the time I leave the store the place is empty and all of the employees are stood by the door waiting to go home
>have to walk passed all of the and I swear some are laughing and talking about me under their breath
>just got home, cried and typed this
>didn't get any of my shopping and ended up losing the 30 bong I had already put in the machine
>sat sat home eating crackers and stale cheese because now I have no fucking food
Fuck Tesco, fuck pound notes from Scotland, fuck self service fuck ever going outside
>>28929725
Hahaha what a load of shit.
I work in Tesco and I can tell you that the self-service machines take Scottish notes.
>tfw you will never be a genius programmer that makes an app that sells for billions of pounds and lets you retire at 25
>>28929725
But youg to home with your shopping right?
>>28929784
>police getting called for putting scottish notes in machine
BOLLOCKS
>>28929768
>>28929809
it's not real
all self-service mahinces take scottish notes and will give them as change, the only time you might run into trouble is if the girl on the checkout doesn't recognise it
>>28929831
the real autism is the fact he took the time to type out this little fantasy
>>28929809
>>28929831
They said it was for fraud they were called. They don't like you using Scottish notes because the machine cannot tell if they are fake or real so when they see people using them they think they are trying to get rid of fake notes .
>>28929862
The machines accept Scottish notes. Fuck off.
>>28929800
No I don't know what they did with my shopping I guess they put it back on the shelfs, they didn't let me keep it.
>>28929862
the machines accept scottish notes you cunt
>>28929725
>they close at 4 for bank holiday
Completely untrue, stopped reading here
At least Poleaboo researches his lies
>>28929867
They accept them obviously, as the anon said in his story, but we discourage the use of them like people explained earlier because of the potential for fraudulent notes.
They went a bit too far with it there though desu.
t team leader at Tesco Express
Game of normies was sick desu lads
good to see daenerys finally getting her shit together
after 5 seasons her story might actually go somewhere
>>28929918
>They went a bit too far with it there though desu.
No they didn't because that shit literally didn't happen
mr bee is busy collecting pollen from the flowers outside
comfy as fuck
>>28929918
Now you are pretending to be the manager at a Tesco to get people to believe in your pathetic fantasy
SORT YOUR LIFE OUT LOUIS
>>28929918
No you fucking retard. The machine takes them, there is no problem, no reason for the girl to come over. The stores don't close at 4pm.
Your story is shit and full of holes. Fuck off.
>>28929908
Actually, some of the big Tesco Extra stores do. I am assuming anon was at one of them.
and that was the straw that broke the camels back
I'm the original guy who asked about Scottish notes
I went to sainsburys and used them. Although I did smuggle the notes into the machine because I thought the fake note poster was genuine
>>28929943
>>28929899
>>28929867
I ALREADY FUCKING SAID THEY ACCEPT THEM. i KNOW THEY DO BECAUSE I FUCKING PUT THEM IN THERE AND GOT IN TROUBLE FOR IT.
i work at Morrisons and we DO accept Scottish pound notes there, but you have to put a supervisor code in or the machine won't take them.
just cleaned out all the shit on my computer lads
my downloads folder was full of old wank, academic journals, lectures etc from when I was doing my dissertation and stopped caring
all my tv shows are organised, my vidya's in one place, my photos are organised
feels great Tbh
watching some Malcolm in the middle
Mad how britfeel is just 30 different people all pretending to be one disgustingly pathetic person.
>>28929974
Oh shut up. Nobody is buying it. If you put it in there it takes it and nothing else happens.
>>28929725
then what lad?
ocee lads
>>28929974
they did not call the police you absolute gas artist
>>28930017
FUCK OFF YOU GO AND HAPPILY PUT SOME IN THERE THEN AND ENJOY NEARLY GETTING FUCKING ARRESTED LIKE I DID
REEEEEE
>>28929725
>as she leans over she spots the Scottish pound notes in my wallet
The most ridiculous line in your story
How is some non autistic Stacy going to look into your wallet and identify exactly what notes are in there?
>>28930044
I work in a Tesco I think I know how our self-service machines work. Take 5s to google this key fact in your made up story and you'll confirm it.
>>28929908
Mine does, in hull
>>28929784
And then you realised you were a girl all along and started calling yourself mingeta before setting up a sissy tumblr blog, right?
Pissing myself at this Scottish notes story bois
>And then you realised you were a girl all along and started calling yourself mingeta before setting up a sissy tumblr blog, right?
>picture of australian woman
>>28929908
Only the express ones are staying open past 4. The susperstore the next town over closed at 4.
>>28930057
I work at Tesco as well mate and the machines cannot detect fraudulent Scottish notes for some reason. It probably varies by store and manager but in my store I know my manager tells me to question people I see using Scottish notes as we have had problems with it and it costs the store.
>>28930116
The machines accept Scottish notes. End of.
>calling all cars calling all cars we have an APB out for a caucasian male, 5'6, overweight, dressed head to toe in No Fear, visibly sweaty and possibly scottish, I repeat possibly scottish
>/britfeel/ - Scottish currency discussion
kek I used to live in Australia and when I came back to the UK I still had loads of Ozzy coins. I would put like 10 cents Ozzy in the machine and it would think it was 2 quid. That was at McColls though so maybe they just have shitty machines.
>>28930108
>he's started fedora posting at anything that references him
Haha you gunna cry fat man?
>>28930116
Why are you so desperate for people to believe your shitty story?
We all instantly saw through your lies. Try putting the slightest bit of effort in next time.
>Fitted new wipers to my car
>Put the wind deflectors on too
Feeling pretty chuffed lads. The wipers were a bastard to fit though. Fucking curved wiper arms.
How has your day been lads? How would you rate it out of 10?
>>28930124
>The machines accept Scottish notes. End of.
>Of
We're all missing the biggest plot hole here lads
Apparently the machine had euros in it and he allowed the security at testing to search his wallet.
>>28930151
reported to the rozzers
you're fucking dead kiddo
>>28930161
It is not my story mate. I work at Tesco.
What rank are you by the way? If you are just a stock grunt level worker you really shouldn't be question my authority on the matter.
>>28930155
>>he's started fedora posting at anything that references him
>Haha you gunna cry fat man?
>>28930161
>Why are you so desperate for people to believe your shitty story?
>We all instantly saw through your lies. Try putting the slightest bit of effort in next time.
>it's another Poleaboo makes another fake story but nobody believes him episode
>>28930143
>>dressed head to toe in No Fear
There's a guy in my apartment block who unironically wears No Fear shit and has a bumper sticker on the back of his motor. He has a job so he's the better man than me...
>>28930010
I gave up on the dream of having organised folders some time ago.
>>28930170
kek you don't even understand how fedora posting works you pathetic newfag
>>28929940
>pretending to work at Tesco
No one is that pathetic
Who /vegan/ here?
That's why I used my Scottish notes. I bought some coco pops, hazelnut milk and dairy free chocolate.
BREXIT NOW PAKIS OUT
I know they aren't; allowed to accept fake notes at Tesco because I was paying the man once and he said my note was fake and took it off me then he wrote me a letter and I had to go to the bank to get a new one?
>>28930241
You're doing it wrong, chief
>>28930191
SOMEBODY PLEASE EXPLAIN WHY THIS STUPID MASK WAS DESIGNED SO EFFEMINATELY ?... it looks nothing like the original unbathed idiot that its supposed to represent, and is literally THE least intimidating, most overly effeminate, sissified, pompous pussy wimp Visual Imagery since having a tampon string hanging out of your mouth.m
just paid for my shopping at the self-service with a mixture of bitcoins and thai baht without any issue
>>28930191
>can't take having the shit ripped out of him
>fedora posts instead of bantering back
What's it like to have such thin skin? I bet that the Polish qt could tell you were a desperate wreck that'd latch onto the first sign of affection
No wonder she avoided you like the plauge
>>28930290
>SOMEBODY PLEASE EXPLAIN WHY THIS STUPID MASK WAS DESIGNED SO EFFEMINATELY ?... it looks nothing like the original unbathed idiot that its supposed to represent, and is literally THE least intimidating, most overly effeminate, sissified, pompous pussy wimp Visual Imagery since having a tampon string hanging out of your mouth.m
>>28930283
>You're doing it wrong, chief
>>28930292
>just paid for my shopping at the self-service with a mixture of bitcoins and thai baht without any issue
Scottish fold kittens are so fucking cute lads
>>28930165
5/10, haven't done shit but nothing bad has happened
>>28930263
Yeah nobody believes you mate
>>28930310
>>can't take having the shit ripped out of him
>>fedora posts instead of bantering back
>What's it like to have such thin skin? I bet that the Polish qt could tell you were a desperate wreck that'd latch onto the first sign of affection
>No wonder she avoided you like the plauge
>Shitinsultseventhoughclearlynotpoleaboo
I wonder if it would be illegal to drive a car that had the body back to front, would certainly give people a shock.
Reminder to report fedoraPaki as he's spamming
>>28930334
But can you use them in self-service machines?
>>28930368
>Reminder to report fedoraPaki as he's spamming
>>28930342
>Yeah nobody believes you mate
>mate >nobody
We r one, we r legion
>>28930354
It's not, they use them in car shows to make people think someone is driving backwards like a boss
>>28930341
That's all good then. If nothing bad happened call it a small success.
>>28930390
No but you can use euros
>>28930283
But hes still getting loads of yous
>>28930354
I don't think it's illegal but a pull from the cops for a talking to is a fair bet.
Why anyone would want a car like that needs their head testing.
>>28930472
>That's all good then. If nothing bad happened call it a small success.
>>>
> Anonymous 05/30/16(Mon)18:35:20 No.28930437
>>>28930390
>No but you can use euros
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> Anonymous 05/30/16(Mon)18:35:41 No.28930444
>>>28930283
>But hes still getting loads of yous
>>>
> Anonymous 05/30/16(Mon)18:37:16 No.28930472
>>>28930354
>I don't think it's illegal but a pull from the cops for a talking to is a fair bet.
>Why anyone would want a car like that ne
>This fedora poster has collected all these images of men wearing one
Sort of disturbing, when you think about it.
>>28930526
>Anonymous 05/30/16(Mon)18:39:55 No.28930526
>>This fedora poster has collected all these images of men wearing one
>Sort of disturbing, when you think about it.
>>28930526
>Anonymous
>>28930526
>Anonymous
>>28930526
>Anonymous
>>28930526
>Anonymous
I dont think the fedora poster realises who hes fucking with
>>28930585
>I dont think the fedora poster realises who hes fucking with
This is gonna happen daily until these threads go
>>28930585
It is the same bloke who tried to wage holy war in the name of Islam against britfeel about 6 months ago because someone said something about Islam that he didn't like. He gets offended at things then just wants to toss the table over. I don't know what has been said to set him off today but he's clearly very upset.
>>28930644
just wait until ramadam when he's not eating and gets ratty about the slightest thing
>>28930608
You will go before britfeel does laddo, that's for certain.
>>28930756
>You will go before britfeel does laddo, that's for certain.
>>28930668
>just wait until ramadam when he's not eating and gets ratty about the slightest thing
>>28930644
>It is the same bloke who tried to wage holy war in the name of Islam against britfeel about 6 months ago because someone said something about Islam that he didn't like. He gets offended at things then just wants to toss the table over. I don't know what has been said to set him off today but he's clearly very upset.
Of course I will, of course I am.
I am, whatever
you say I am
/britfeel/ beat BritNormie, Poleaboo, Tilde, Kiddo, Ghost, BMW, tranny guy etc.
You can't win. Ha ha ha.
>>28930809
Beat nigii as well
But you cant beat shout or poleaboo.
Need to buy some new t shirts. Got a code for discount on asos. Dont know what to get
>>28930865
Shout is ironic, he's one of us.
>>28930782
You've given up on the fedoras already you fucking mong
But sure, you will spam this thread every day until you die. ok then
>>28930891
Nigii was, I spoke to him in movie night and he was really cringey and autistic
>>28930894
Nah will I fuck. Im not even poleaboo just new it would get a reaction. I will stop now
>>28930865
Poleaboo was beaten so badly he had to turn into Monica just to keep the story interesting. He's a fucking joke mate.
>>28930907
Never heard of him, he's a nobody. Probably you trying to promote yourself do do one.
>>28930891
don't have any problem with shout desu.
beyond the tripfaggery he seems alright
>>28930929
But he still posts here.
And no I just saw him being bullied by shout, felt quite sorry for him.
burnt my arm the other day, not serious but a largeish area and the skin on the top is rotting off
what should I put on it?
>>28930935
Put your trip back on shout
>>28930935
He's a genuinely shitty person and isn't wanted here or at movie night
>>28930988
>shitty person
Sounds like every normalfag that goes to movie night to jack each other off and namefag the fuck out of the chat there.
Got back from seeing my dad in Norfolk today. The doctors said that his vitals look good, he just needs to stop drinking so his liver can heal..
Dunno if he'll be able to to it..he's shaking uncontrollably from the DMT's...
What's happened since Saturday?
>>28931006
i shagged yer mam while you were away
>>28931006
>Top Gear is back and it's the disaster we all thought it would be
>Summers over
Same old shit. You haven't missed anything.
>>28931006
FatPakiPoo has decided he is going to spam every britfeel thread until we stop making them
>>28930935
In what way does he "seem alright"?
>>28930988
He made nigii delete his blog and carve shoutanon into his arm
>>28931047
>Summers over
what? it hasn't even begun lad
Which one for the summer lads?
I love brands btw, before you call me a chav.
>>28931065
Nigii and shoutanus are the Tesco value versions of poleaboo and tilde desu
>>28931065
I think nigii, shout and fedora are all the same person
>>28931074
Kek. You know this recent warm weather is the only decent spell we're gonna get. As usual our "summer" will be shit.
>>28931101
Good, hot weather is shit
>>28931101
You fucking mug this year is set to be the hottest on record. Summer is going to be insufferable.
>>28931097
Does shout have a blog? I didnt think they was his thing.
>>28931084
Left for sure lad
>>28930978
>not serious
>rotting off
sounds serious mate
>>28931093
pakipoo is just emulating tilde at this point
>>28931097
Doubt it, nigii uploaded a picture of all his jackets. Way to small to be for shout.
>>28931119
I'll believe it when I see it. Every summers meant to be "the hottest on record/record breaker" or some other variation.
>>28931093
They're all the same person. He's one lonely, lonely pakistani looking for attention.
>>28930978
timestamped pic or you're just lying for attention
>>28931084
left
right looks like a PE teacher
>>28931147
Nigii posted a picture of himself though, some chavvy looking kid
>>28931064
apart from his trip, and his attention seeking - his actual opinions seem alright.
like he's not a retarded nonce cross-dressing stalker or anything
>>28931142
Is shout a big guy?
>>28931101
do you not remember last years heatwave? it was fucking unbearable
>>28931084
left obviously
>>28931196
For you he is
>>28931196
He said in movie night he was 6'3 nd pretty fat so yeah
>>28931084
how is that even a comparison ffs
you couldn't ear those in the same situation as each other
can't think of any reason a person would need to wear the one on the right though
>>28931199
we literally had heatwave edition
>>28931196
for you
orgiorgiorgi
>>28931199
>>28931150
>>28931123
Damn, didnt realise the jumper was so bad
>>28931215
>he said it on the internet
it must be true
>>28931185
Fuck off with the samefagging
You're not wanted here you boring cunt
>>28931239
not only is it bad, it's not appropriate for summer
>>28931216
>can't think of any reason a person would need to wear the one on the right though
If you are hanging around a street corner with some cans of stella on a cold night, it would be great
>>28931168
>himself
It's pictures of random people. Like this one that was apparently Tilde (it isn't, Tilde is a made up character).
If they have a blog it means they're probably fake.
>>28931247
i'm not shoutanon you fucking nonce
>>28931267
I was the one who first posted this, got it from /int/
it's obviously not Tilde, I only said it was him as a joke, the person is swedish for christ's sake
>>28931149
there you go, reddish part in the middle is where the skin is rotting off
>>28931267
>tfw me and one other person in this thread actually have seen what tilde looks like
>>28931270
no need to shout mate
>>28931317
Yeah yeah sure you "two" have "seen" "Tilde's" "picture" and it's not you samefagging yourself and pretending to have seen them to support your own story.
>>28931216
>you couldn't ear those in the same situation as each other
Well considering I wear a coat all year round except summer both are considered summer clothes for me.
>>28931244
>>28931168
Has Shoutanus ever posted any proof he exists?
has anyone but NJA, Tilde and Pakipoo?
>>28931316
you the same lad who claimed he got mauled by a dog
>>28931316
That's a fucking scratch you pussy
>>28931361
that's healed up now, thanks to my superior aryan genetics
>>28931258
I wore a windbreaker all last summer, I dont ever wear just a tshirt.
>>28931380
yeah but a windbreaker is different to a sweatshirt isn't it
at least that unzips
>>28931267
The picture of him was in his new jacket though, dont think it was. It wasnt like he was even popular or unrealistic he just started attention seeking recently
>>28931360
Shout hasnt no, but when you talk to him in movie night he seems pretty real. Has tilde posted proof? I wasnt aware of that?
>>28931392
Its alot warmer than a sweatshir though, ill wear whatever as long as it doesnt show how skinny I am.
I used up all my milk figuring I'd be able to get some this morning with my housing benefit.
Bank holidays are suffering.
Alright lads
I dunno if you lot remember but I posted a few weeks back about how the Job Center were making me do slavery.to keep my bennies, which I needed to pay my uncle rent or else I would be homeless.
I was left with no choice to do it but I think I've basically been fired now after having a bit of an incident at work and they've text me not to come back. Does anyone know if the JC people will still let me have my bennies if I got fired from slavery or will they take it off me? Basically if I lose this money my uncle will kick me out and I might as well kill myself.
>>28931422
I thought he posted a few pics of himself and his thin wrist
>>28931360
Oh fuck off none of them have posted proof outside of Poleaboo proving he's not white.
Poleaboo hasn't even proved that the crossdresser he posts is himself, he never timestamps it despite being asked every time.
>>28930032
>gas artist
topkek
>>28931460
>you must immediately inform the job centre if your circumstances change for any reason
>>28931448
I have the same issue, 6'5 and total lanklet
just given up caring
>>28931460
>after having a bit of an incident
*sigh*
go on
>>28931316
Stop being a fucking drama queen
>>28931499
What do I say to them?
>>28931529
"I don't have a job anymore"
would be a start
>>28931481
>Poleaboo hasn't even proved that the crossdresser he posts is himself, he never timestamps it despite being asked every time.
>>28931537
I never had a job in the first place I was just doing the slavery thing when they force you to work somewhere for free.
>>28931519
Do you want me to type it all out?
>>28931006
Glad you managed to go see him. Hope you're feeling ok
>>28931460
>an incident
tell us lad
>>28931520
it still burns mate leave off
>>28930032
>you absolute gas artist
I like this one, more than "melt" but not as much as "utter weapon".
Reminder that Monica is ban evading
>>28931574
>Do you want me to type it all out?
yes
>>28931574
still phone them up and tell them you've been kicked off the work scheme so that you can start getting your bennies again
>>28931574
it's called greentext for a reason, hop to it
>>28931586
stop being a puss mate
>>28931566
Oh I forgot about that. Well at least Poleaboo dresses up to try and give his story a little credibility.
On the other hand you could pay any camgirl to hold up a sign with what you want written on it.
>>28931660
The whole crossdressing thing is just an act so the court takes it easy on him when it eventually goes to trial.
It's a pity play.
/britfeel/ is unacceptably female friendly by /r9k/'s standards. Allow me to remind you what women are.
>>28931691
He's aiming for a women's prison place
time to become migrants
>>28931713
>>28931691
What trial? He's not a real person. The information about his court date was false, there's literally no proof that ANY of it happened or will happen.
The most recent letter he posted was also poorly made, where he mistook a procurator for a prosecutor. The whole thing is a bad piece of creative writing.
>>28931981
wait
post it in the new thread
>>28931713
this one nearly dead
>>28931481
NJA had his instagram leaked
>>28930608
That must have been one seriously butthurt roastie to create that image
>>28932001
who the F*CK is NJA
>>28932020
Some dude that went to movie night and kept spamming his blog
>>28932045
movie night is pretty much a separate entity from /britfeel/ now, the nominations and votes are all done there
>>28932071
Good. Normies can fuck off
What happened to angryanon? Did his diabetes/lack of a foreskin finally get the better of him?
>>28932699
There are multiple angryanons.
