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Bank Holiday edition
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>tfw you don't recognise it's a bank holiday anymore because you've been neet for years
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>>28920455
>>28920641

You lads are up early, what you been up to? I've just finished my night shift and I'm enjoying a beer whilst downloading new GoT.
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Haven't slept since yesterday, still not tired, waiting for the shops to open, need binbags to clean up my pig sty of a room
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>>28921437
>tfw even Dormer is now too smug to get her baps out anymore
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>>28921495
You and me both mate, need to grab some food too
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>hay fever's fucking me up the ass
>might go pub then take the scenic route home with a can of crappy polish beer for the road

beats being indoors all day desu
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>>28921437
I've been up 4 hours with the shits
I've given up trying to get back to bed so now I'm cup of tea and tablet comfy on the big for ever now
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It's memorial day here in the land of the free. How are you doing, lads?
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NEET graduate, but my wagecuck flatmates will be around which is nice

Overwatch for days lads, Tracer's a proper britbong

Looking forward to new GoT
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>>28922897
>Looking forward to new GoT
Expect to be disappointed.
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>>28921437
Been up since 5 and I'm almost 3hours into a 12 shift! Yay bank holidays!
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>>28923507
Comfy doublepay day doing fuck all coz managers don't work bank hols
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>>28922921
Wasn't too disappointed, seemed to be an alright episode. What was wrong with it?
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>>28921437
o shit nigga forgot that was on last night.

enjoying the series so far desu
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>Woke up before the afternoon
feels good desu
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>got bank holiday off
>sat with my dick rock hard browsing 4chan.

My life has no meaning any more.
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thinking about how I'mm never be with this qt

https://youtu.be/AckhnLpwceM
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>>28922247
not like there's much worth seeing lad, they're the most pathetic tits I've ever seen
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>"If it isn't all the guys and the guys and girls from my local indian restaurant"

What. Why.


>>28924552

Didn't see this thread sorry mate
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>>28924529
It's weird but when I listen to him, it reminds me of Brother Ali. I know he's part of Rhymesayers.

>>28924574
What an absolute fucking shamble that was. He's too fucking shouty and UK vs America for the first episode? Come on...
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>>28924583
>What an absolute fucking shamble that was. He's too fucking shouty and UK vs America for the first episode? Come on...

If it was clarkson he'd have done something banterous like UK vs EU.

He's way too shouty and i just felt actual anger when he forced a clarkson line.
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>>28924574
>What. Why.

They're from the place where Clarksaon couldn't get a steak
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>>28924625
>If it was clarkson he'd have done something banterous like UK vs EU.

Felt like Evans and Matt's segment was too fake. I was too busy watching /tv/ laughing at it and Twitter going mental over how horrible it was.

PLEASE CLAP, AUDIENCE. LOOK WATER! YAY!
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Fuck it's bank holiday? I need to sort my life out, I thought it was Saturday.
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>>28924632
I don't think they are mate
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>>28924574
>>28924583
I feel like everything he said was just written for Clarkson but said by Evans

>first episode
>lets drive to blackpool
>okay now lets see how fast these old cars are
>okay now lets drive them up a hill
>okay that's it

at least LeBlanc's bit was fun
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>>28924665
A wise man once said that if you can wake up without caring about what day it is, then you've attained the perfect life.
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>>28924210
>ywn be a cute anime girl drawing more cute anime girls
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>>28924699
WHY IS HE SHOUTING

LeBlanc seems like he could actually carry it off. He's not copying anyone
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>migrants could die crossing Channel
http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-36410828

There seems to be a lot of concern about the possibility that they survive the trip. How can we ensure none do?
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>>28924770
>How can we ensure none do?

Turn them away so they have no reason to risk it
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>>28924742
BECAUSE CHRIS EVANS WHEEEE I WAS ON RADIO HAHA XD SO FAST, HEY LETS HAVE SOME BANTER WAHOOOO IT'S ME CHRIS, EVANS, CHRIS EVANS FROM THE RADIO AHAH WAHAAAA

fucking twat, I hate him
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Lads, what's more important in life?
Your (you):post ratio or your (you):quote ratio?
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>a whole extra day to do whatever I want
>wake up
>it's already 11:30
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>>28923563
I do FA no matter what day it is but you're right the double bubble makes it better. I literally watch YouTube all day.
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>>28924814
What do you mean? What is the difference?
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More like Wank holiday Monday, amirite?
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>>28924855
Quoting more posts gives more (you)s than posting without a quote. I'm sure you've seen the people that quote every post in a thread.
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>>28924804
Literally Matt is the only reason I even bothered watching. For an old guy he's pretty fucking hot!
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Poleaboo is awake now

Might need to avoid posting to heavily on /brit/ as the janny seems to have it in for him
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just saw trainspotting lads

bit grim
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>>28924903
I feel sorry for MLB, he clearly enjoys his cars and that and he's trying his best but he's fighting a losing battle, it was never going to be as good as old TopGear

the forced banter and friendship with Evans is painful to watch, the good thing about the old TopGear was that they were actually mates off camera too and it showed in the way they interacted with one another
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PSA: Top Gear has always been shit
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>>28924873
Oh, it is definately more rewarding to get (you)s without having to quote anybody else for them.
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>>28924929
Too true. Chris Evans can choke on a shotgun for all I care.
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>>28924957
t. Stewart Lee fan
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>>28924957
My fedora has been tipped sir
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Wonder if subway is open, fancy something to eat.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HgNj9v5ClGQ
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>>28924968
That's pretty insulting, anon

>>28924981
Literally the most fedora tipping show ever
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When does Amazon's "not top gear" thing start?
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>>28924968
Not him and I also hate Stewart Lee

Top Gear is still shit
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>>28924996
WHEN CAPTAIN SLOW GETS A MOOOOVE ON IN HIS BLASTED SLOOWWWMOBILE

Fucking bunch of cunts
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>>28924988
>Literally the most fedora tipping show ever

It is literally normie central.
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Can I use Scottish bank notes at self service checkouts in England
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>>28924999
>I also hate Stewart Lee
Why haven't you ended your life yet?
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>>28924996
This Autumn tbo
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>>28925040
>can I use meme money where actual valid currency is required to purchase things

Come on mate, use your head
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>lost 4lb on my first week of dieting

Feels good lads. I know the first week is going to be bigger than the next because of reasons, but still. Nice little confidence boost.
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>britfeels praising fucking Top Gear
>and hating Stewart Lee
When did this place become a normie cesspit
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>>28925040

Probably, just ask?
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>>28925073
>>britfeels praising fucking Top Gear

no sir
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>>28925040
>England
>Scottish notes

Apparently though they will go in self service machines but if you get caught you will get in trouble. My mate tried it and security saw him, ended up getting the police involved. So probably best not too.
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>>28925053
Probably because I haven't watched enough Stewart Lee, not really in a suicidal mindset right now
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>>28925071

Congrats man. Just be careful not to end up like me and lose too much weight that you become a skeleton.
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>>28925073
Stewart Lee isn't a funny comic though

Pear cider that's made from 100 percent pears is not a punch line.
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>>28925092

Scottish notes are legal tender though, why would the police get involved at all?
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>>28925073
Stewart Lee has the normiest fanbase ever.
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never met another forest supporter on /sp/ before, how about here? who /forest/ here lads
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>>28925108
BUT ITS PEAR CIDER!
100% PEARS!

HAHA!
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>>28925092
What? You can use Scottish notes in England. Why would they get the police?
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>>28925114
Not in self service machines mate. You could just as well be putting Euros in there.
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>>28925092
>>28925076
>>28925063

Cheers boiz

As if they can get the police involved mind
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>>28925119
GARLIC BREAD

HAHA!
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>>28925040
they only work if you screech at the top of your lungs "THAT'S LEGAL TENDER, SCHOHTLAND FAREVAAAAARRRRRRRRRR" at least that's how all the jocks behaved when I worked checkouts

fucking mongs, I know it's legal tender you cunts
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>>28925124

>You could just as well be putting Euros in there.

He wasn't though, he was putting legal tender in. So telling the police to fuck off is more than acceptable in that situation.
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>>28925120
You can over the counter mate but they are too easy to fake so they've made it illegal to use them in self service machines to cut down on fraud.
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>>28925135
They don't know that though mate. They have to open the machine and look through to make sure it is not fake notes.
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>>28925073
>>britfeels praising fucking Top Gear
>>and hating Stewart Lee
>When did this place become a normie cesspit

See
>>28924804
>>28924742
>>28924699
>>28924645
>>28924583
>>28924625
>>28924574
???
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>>28925148

Not his problem
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>>28925108
>Pear cider that's made from 100 percent pears is not a punch line.
No but "Pear cider that's made from 100 percent pear" is a punch line
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>>28925164
It's not mate. He's literally not funny.
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>>28925155
It is when he gets banged up for it mate.
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Game of Thrones has just become "muslims invade the west". Whatever happened to subtlety?
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>first road trip
>Lets go to blackpool in reliant robins

Why. What the fuck why. its just people waving at Matt on the motorway.
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>>28925114
>>28925135

They're not legal tender. Scottish notes aren't even legal in Scotland.

http://www.scotbanks.org.uk/legal_position.php
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>>28925206

There was never a reason behind anything on top gear. Matt's segments were the only parts I enjoyed because he wasn't doing an impersonation of anyone.
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I had a sad :(

They shot that gorilla and all it was doing was protecting the boy that fell in its enclosure
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>>28925227
>they're sat on may, clarkson and hammond's seats.

Who the fuck allowed this. WHO ALLOWED THIS HERESY
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>>28925201
GoT is pleb tier as fuck with the dumbest fucking audience ever

They have characters purely for exposition because people are too fucking stupid to figure shit out for themselves

Subtlety was never it's strong point
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>>28925285
Shut up.

Dude who shot that big bastard was a hero.
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>>28925285
It was going to rip that boy to pieces and eat him.
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Why does everyone on r9k think they're superior? You think because you're not a wage cuck normie you are instantly smarter and better? Because you ain't. You'd be better of admitting how you fucked up your life and how much you hate it instead of trying to reason it.
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>>28925405
Good. There's billions of kids in the world. Can't say the same for gorillas
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been screaming this for the past hour drunk https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=g99ZmACThKU

turns out im not home alone
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>>28925405
Gorilla 'was trying to PROTECT boy who fell at zoo before it was shot dead

http://www.mirror.co.uk/news/world-news/gorilla-trying-protect-four-year-8076239
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>>28925459
Why the fuck would a gorilla try to protect a human?

Gorillas don't have human emotions. They have no "instinct" to protect different species

Why do retards constantly try and anthropomorphize animals? They're little more than robots.
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>last day of freedom

Start work experience for 25hours a week at the job centre
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>They chewed up the topgear track for their new rally section

They may as well have shit on the queen
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>>28925490
It's time for you to end the NEET lives by getting them jobs.
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Enjoying my Comic-Con loot. Sonico fig and waifu shirt and watching GoT.
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>>28925484
>It's this guy

Knew you would pop up ya sad little cunt

The poor boy was CLEARLY being protected by the scared gorilla who was just treating the boy as one of his own
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>>28925626
To big of a risk to take.
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>>28925413
I'm superior because:

I have a well paid, exciting, creative job that allows me to travel the world.

I have a beautiful girlfriend who I love

I have lots of cool friends in some of the world's most exciting cities.

My life isn't fucked up and I don't hate it. It's going really well and I love it. Don't stereotype people here.
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>>28925626
>durr durr animals are capable of human empathy

Only women are stupid enough to think that
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They should just sack evans and let Leblanc do the entire thing
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>>28925626

>who was just treating the boy as one of his own

hue, they're both monkeys after all
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>>28925640
>I have a well paid, exciting, creative job that allows me to travel the world

wagecuck

>I have a beautiful girlfriend who I love

Literal cuck

>I have lots of cool friends in some of the world's most exciting cities.

City cuck

>My life isn't fucked up and I don't hate it

Neither do I.
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>>28925650
>only 1 species in the world cares about their offspring

Absolute wally
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Why does no one on here actually know what a cuck is?
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>>28925672
>humans are the offspring of animals

Heard it all now
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>>28925459
why are such irresponsible people allowed to have kids?
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What was the stupid thing nja did to shout?? Does anyone know?

Also any1 remember that chimpanzee that ripped off an old woman's face?
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>>28925687
because not everyone wanks off to cuck porn like you do
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>>28925658
le blanc has this fake American accent, its like this always happy, never changes, emotionless, tv star voice.

seemed so out of place on a uk tv show.
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>>28925640
You really like smellin your own bollocks dont ya m8? You're a str8 up faff-jockey.
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>>28925688
>animals can tell the difference

When I got my dog it thought my cat was its puppy mate, animals are stupid but they regularly show paternal care to other animals

Look at the cuckoo bird, that's literally how it exists, by getting other birds to feed it
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>>28925713
I said there was a difference between beong cheated on and being a cuckold
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>>28925666
>wage cuck

Actually I am a partner in the company

>Literal cuck

I don't think she's cheating on me. I, on the other hand, cheat on her when I go on my business trips.

>City cuck

?
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So.....

Any off you popped your cherry yet?


(Mumbled laughter)
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>>28925744

You're so successful and superior, that you're - of your own volition - spending a Bank Holiday bragging about your made-up life to neets and depressed wageslaves.
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>>28925715
Yeah, but evans is an absolute bellend and Le Blanc seems to actually enjoy driving the cars
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>>28925769
i'm British but not currently living in the UK. It isn't a bank holiday here.
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>>28925796
So much bullshit you're drowning in it
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>>28925824
I'm sorry about you. Try and channel your anger into self improvement rather than directing it at me.
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>>28920455
so lads I now watch anime, got crunchyroll what are some shows I should add to my queue? I like SoL lewd shows
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Make yourself as an anime lads
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Trying to quit my wagecuck life, I wrote an ebook for Amazon Kindle about stupid shit that's happened on the internet. How do I market this thing
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>>28925867
post it here first
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>>28925867
>>28925867
http://lmgtfy.com/?q=how+to+get+an+ebook+on+amazon
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>get yelled at for not messaging my cousin on their birthday
>message other cousin this morning like a good relative
>thanks but my birthday isn't until tomorrow

Dunno why I even bother
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Can we talk desk chairs lads?

Looking into actually dropping money on a Aeron, but wouldn't mind a suggestion on a cheaper alternative.
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>>28925857

>stripey socks

qt/10

What I wouldn't give for a girl to give me a footjob while wearing socks like those
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>>28925932

https://www.amazon.co.uk/dp/B01GBM1R8E

I've just set the free promotion, if it isn't just wait a bit
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>>28925932
>>28925975

Oh I can only start it tomorrow. I guess I'll wait till then and ask people to review it

>>28925943
it's already up, I just don't know how to get people to actually read it
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>>28925975

Looking good, great cover, though I think you're trying to market it to 'me' - the 18-24 internet crowd. Of course, I know about all that.

Though I think you could do well aiming it at the 40+ market who get their internet drama news from Facebook shares.

Capitalise on the FOMO of stuff their kids/relatives are talking about.
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>>28925975
I'm going to buy your book then share it for free
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>>28926069

at least wait until tomorrow so you can get it in the free promotion
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Poleaboos sister if getting something from KFC

I would like something too but it's too many calories

Having mummy make make me a microwaveable pizza instead
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>ordered a game off eBay on Friday
>completely forgot it was a bank holiday weekend
>won't arrive until fucking Wednesday despite 1st Class Post

If I had ordered it on Thursday I would have been able to play it all weekend.
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>>28926110

rekt

That will teach you to have hope
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>>28926110
Its what you get for being a spacker desu
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>>28926138
you can't call someone a spacker then use a filtered word that's just retarded
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>>28926110
what game? senpai lad friend pal
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>>28926161
>Not liking nip m00t's world filters

baka thb senpai
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>>28925975
>ass

bloody Yank
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>>28925796
still spending your time bragging on a shithole like this to the lowest of the low.

Sure sounds superior.....
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>moved into my own flat
>watching anime in bed naked
>going to make some chicken soup later
living on your own almost makes wageslaving worth it
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>>28924847
Tis the day for a two hour lunch brek
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>>28926249
I live on my own in a cozy flat paid by bennies

Best of both worlds
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>>28926249
In bed with a co op meal deal, watching dexter and also got a slice of cake, waiting for my new laptop to arrive.

Still feel depressed as fuck but I do love co op food.
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Arguing with my mum because she said there is nothing worse than rape. I said what being skinned alive isnt as bad as sex and she completely flipped. Said I need help and should go into therapy.

wtf.
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>>28926387
Women are genuinely retarded when it comes to rape.

Some actually think murder is better than rape.

The cynical neet in me makes me think that the only reason they hate rape so much is that it gives someone other than chad access to their hole, and it wouldn't be rape if chad did it
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>>28926387
rape her and then skin her alive.

Get her to rate which is worse on a scale of one to ten
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#StopYulin
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>>28926387
I think it's because you referred to rape as "sex" desu - even though that's what it is really.

Your mum probably thinks you can't see the difference between rape and sex.
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>>28926451
But feminism has taught us all sex is rape.
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>Flat kitchen is a fucking mess
>flat mate leaves all his smelly food either open, out of the fridge, or in the fridge so long it went off and stunk my stuff in the fridge
>I spend the weekend at my parents, hoping to stink the kitchen out enough he cleans it
>came back and it's worse

This is fucking disgusting. I don't even get it cos he's a well dressed, well kept fag who got triggered cos I left a wet towel in the bathroom. How can his kitchen habits be so disgusting?
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what if a pro lifer knew they were going to give birth to a future rapist.

that would be like the ultimate conundrum for a woman
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>>28925968
footjobs in nylons/socks are inferior. can't tell you how disappointed i was to find this out. even still, i'm still conditioned to think tights/stockings > barefoot.
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co ops new chicken poppers are fucking disgusting do not buy.
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>>28926110
>ordered a load of shit from myprotein, friday 5pm
>qualified for free next day delivery on orders before 9pm
>did not come
>live in northern ireland, must be mainland only
>sitting around waiting for it to arrive today
>read your post
>realise it's a bank holiday.

fuck sake lads.
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>>28926427
Laughing like a madman right now in cafe nero at this post
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>>28925953
I just went and got one from Argos, does the job.
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>>28925953
>No matter what chair I get it breaks because I use it all day everyday
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>no longer enjoy gaming
>no longer enjoy anime
>just watch tv all day, don't even enjoy it just passing the time
what happening lads?
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Anything worth watching on iplayer lads?

>>28926812
Lol fatty
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>>28926110
FUCKING BANK HOLIDAYS RUIN EVERYTHING AND ONLY BENEFIT NORMIES
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>>28926844
Life

Happens to us all eventually
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>>28926547
I fucking know that feel.

disgutisimo
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>>28926387
>showing your power level

son
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>>28926844
Depression
>>28926856
I'm not even fat I'm just tall and heavy
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>>28926387
You do need help Louis
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>>28926812
I GOT A PRACTICALLY BRAND NEW RECLINER FOR MY ROOM FOR AROUND 70 QUID ON GUMTREE

YOU COULD TRY THAT
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>>28926942
I'd have to go outside to get it also carry it up stairs when I'm a weak hikki
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look at this lady holding a baby without a face
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>>28926942
why are you still here, honestly

you made your trip in protest of Tilde and that lot but you're the only one who's stuck around

ironic
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>>28926970
That's a loaf of bread, dumb arse
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>>28925626
>protected by the gorilla
from what exactly?
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>this stupid migress playing this nigger music on loop again.

only a few more fucking days, cant wait to leave this fucking dump.

instead of leaving eu, why dont they just fucking sell the colonies to america and deport every one of these islanders?
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>>28926110
Why wont it just come on tuesday
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>>28926986
I CAME TO BREAK UP THE PARTY BUT THE KINDNESS I WAS SHOWN MELTED MY ICY HEART
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>>28926882
Huh, howd you mean dad?

>>28926926
But I dont play vidya
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>>28920455
Somehow got a small nick on my penis lads, can't fap until its healed
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>>28927016
In your city, now I wait.
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IM A HUGE FAGGOT FAG
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Kinda a coincidence how all these trip fags only come when poleaboo isnt here.
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>>28926970
it's her knee poking out of ripped jeans
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>>28926970

More importantly, what is she eating?

A twix?
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>>28927061
YOU'RE IN SHEFFIELD?

PICK ME UP A MCD'S FROM GRANVILLE ROAD FOR ME
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>>28927107
my cock is not a twix
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>>28927108
You said you lived in london didn't you?
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>>28927016
so why not just drop it now
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>>28927128
NAH SHEFFIELD BORN AND BRED
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>>28927108
Like I don't know you live round Essex
You little TOWIE boy, man, forget it
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loudcunt = most pointless tripwanker ever

can I get n amen?
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>>28927184
this, it's not even a good gimmick
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>>28927184
whisper anon is worse.

>>28927154
Knew you was nigii you sad cunt, twice you said you've left now.
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>>28927145
I THINK YOU KNOW WHY

>>28927193
IS THERE ANY NON POINTLESS TRIPFAGS?

>>28927184
YEAH I REALLY REGRET CHOOSING CAPS FOR MY GIMMICK
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>>28927287
no, I don't know why - enlighten me
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>>28927154
>>28927213

Forget to take your trip off or something? Fuck me the samefagging couldn't be more blatant.
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hi /britfeel/, /sp/'s /trans/ here, can you please keep the faggot paki here?

it's shitting up our quality threads, sorry to bother you with this but please constrain it

sincerely
/sp/
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>>28927316
it's the same guy that does poleaboo
what he gets out of it nobody knows
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>>28927303
THE SAME REASON AS ANYONE I ENJOYED IT AFTER A WHILE

I'M PRETTY SURE I'VE SAID AS MUCH BEFORE
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>>28927316
kek I was just about to post this

absolutely pathetic
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>>28927336
nah mate you can have him, we're sick of the creepy paki cunt too
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>>28927336

>/sp/
>quality threads

Don't come to my thread and lie to me like that.

TSSSSSSSSUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU
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>>28926812
>>28925953

I bought what I thought was a nice chair, has 8 point massage feature, ie just vibrates.

looked like this when I first got it.
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>>28927316
Missing the joke there lad
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>>28927336
Report him. We're all hoping he gets a site wide ban
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>>28927362
within a week all the padding in the arm rests had flattened and there was this sharp screw that would stick in my elbow.

this is what it looks like a year later
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>>28927370
Shut up you faggot

oce
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>>28927360
don't ever fucking reply to me like that again

>>28927359
anywhere else we can contain it?
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>>28927370
>joke

Stuart lee tier joke there mate.
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I wonder if he killed himself by now.

https://youtu.be/1ViQEsoxWfE
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>>28926970
is a ufo
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lads what are you voting in the referendum?

I'm leaning towards leave because I think that with less immigration maybe they'll give more NEETbuxx soon? If immigration goes up more, they're sure to reduce benefits since we have to pay them to all euros that come here.
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>>28927379

Jesus, that's awful.

I'm hoping an Aeron/Mirra will be worth 300 bong, but it's whether I want to fork over that much for something that might be better than my current 25 bong Ikea chair, and whether it'll last the test of time.
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>>28927391
Never seen him, it was because yesterday everyone was basically saying this >>28927340
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>>28927390
>don't ever fucking reply to me like that again

TSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU

I have that same picture saved though, good taste, mate.
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>>28927414
I'm not voting because that implies I support the corrupt shitty government we have. The country won't be better either way.
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>>28927390
dunno mate, we told him to stick to /lgbt/ but he won't fuck off

infests /int/ too but at least there he gets banned, people still give him attention. They started to doubt his story so he's started crossdressing for attention
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>>28927430
I don't get this mentality, all you're telling the government is you couldn't be arsed to go in and vote

it makes more sense to spoil your ballot
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>>28927416
I know another anon here had one of those..

only issue I see with them is in winter there will be nothing to store heat in your back.
but a blankie might suffice.

things can go wrong with any chair, the air lift thingy mainly fails.
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>>28927379
I've got a similar one, one of the armrests has a slight rip in it but otherwise it's still in good shape after about a year and a half
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>>28927457
>spoil the ballot
>"oh look, some fucking idiot who wasted his time, hahaha"
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>>28927419
Because you are him, be honest.
And you are shout, and you are nigii, and you are tilde. Just stop.
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>>28927430

tfw you're voting out for reasons of democracy
tfw even if we're out there's still a monarchy, an unelected upper house and a government of eton to oxbridge to cabinet bastards in charge

But one out of four's not bad. Oh, and a massively corrupt honours system.
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>>28927336
I honestly feel we should do /sp/ a solid and go report fattypakipoo

Cunt needs to learn to stop shitposting for attention
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>>28927431

ok we'll just try reporting it, sorry for thinking this was it's homeboard

>>28927426

I respect you lad
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>>28927414
Voting leave

I like the idea of being part of a European community, but the EU is a stagnant, corrupt and undemocratic monster. I'd favour a loose economic union of fully independent, sovereign nations
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>>28925092
>>28925114
How autistic would you have to be to lead to it getting the police involved? JFC.

>not being able to sweet-talk your way out of almost any trouble.
>current year Bongs
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>>28927464
I had one before that lasted ages, really don't know what to trust now.

it`d be okay if I could get a cover for it.
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ONE HUNDERED PERECENT PEARS!
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>>28927473
if voting was mandatory like it should be and the overwhelming majority of people spoiled their ballot then it would tell the government that people feel disillusioned with the current system you mong

>>28927490
/sp/ was its original homeboard, then he gradually came to /britfeel/ and /brit/ and there's all these stories about him being arrested, stalking etc don't know if you know about it but yeah the kid's a fucking weirdo desperate for attention, report on sight. The /int/ mods hate him so hopefully the /sp/ mods are just as harsh and will ban him with ease
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>>28927478
Actually I only made this last night to mess around with shout, i'm not any of the others.
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>>28927457
Because choosing to vote is choosing to accept the government. I do like to follow politics but I could not be fucked to ever involve myself with any aspect of it.
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>>28927517
>if voting was mandatory like it should be

Literally fascist behavior
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>>28927548
whats wrong with fascism? people are fucking idiots and need to be told to do shit sometimes.
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>>28927526
Well stop, shout already made a fucking trip to mess around with himself.
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>>28927517
Its a shame we can't get him banned from here as easily.
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>>28927548
>>28927535

how else is democracy going to work if people don't exercise their power you fucking mong, how is the government supposed to listen to the will of the people when they won't open their fucking gob

it isn't fascism, they aren't forcing you to vote for a party, just to turn up and fucking speak your mind christ alive

choosing to vote isn't choosing to accept the government, like I said you can spoil your ballot
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SHOUTANON IS THIS TRUE
>>28927562
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>>28927548
>>28927517
I wrote a paper on compulsory voting and it's not as good as you'd think lads, several downsides
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He has a new blog. It's disgusting.
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>>28927632
I had to study it as a part of my course and I support it 100%
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>>28927584
>the people
>power

Hahaha kid. Can't even vote in another party other than LD, Con. and Labour. The system is rigged. The same three parties catering for the rich kids.
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>>28927517
Compulsary voting = all the slobs vote for the gibs me thats instead of just women
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>>28927647
Started it a month ago but don't have a passion to update it much
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>>28927663
The system isn't rigged. It's just a really poor system. Lib Dems and Labour actually wanted AV/Proportional Representation. When we do have it, like in the EU referendum, UKIP won.

Also in Scotland the SNP wins so don't tell me that the people don't have power if they actually use it.
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>>28927669
I don't support that but at least it's the will of the people mate

>>28927663
>Hahaha kid.

who do you think you are? some wise old sage in a hollywood flick? wind your neck in pal

FPTP is an imperfect system, but it's better than nothing. How do you think we got the EU referendum? by people voting for UKIP, yes they only got 1 seat but it showed the government that over 4m people wanted out of the EU

you think we would have got that if everyone had sat on their arse at home?
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>>28927672
please leave.

ocococ
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>>28927584
>how else will democracy work if you don't give people the freedom to be democratic

HURRR DURRRRRRRR
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>>28927698
Poleaboo is gonna go watch some more One Piece now

Spent 5 hours watching it yesterday
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>>28927711
what sort of an argument is that?

that's not what I said at all you cretin, getting desperate are we?
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>>28927723
Literally what you said

Are you completely lacking in self-awareness?

Jesus Christ. like talking to a woman
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