>mom found the Seagal flick collection
>dad found my classic paul dano collection
>wife's son found the Phil Specter back to mono discs
>mom found the concrete seagull assortment
>mom found the Ron Jeremy vinyl anthology
>mom found my the miniature Hindu gods and goddesses statue collection
>mfw I actually have these
>mom snatches every mother fucker birthday
GOD DAMN IT
REEEEEEE
THIS ACTUALLY FUCKING HAPPENED AND I'M FUCKING PISSED
>Mom's ghost found the babby tape
>mom found the brass menorah storage
Father's brother's aunt's grandson's chihuahua found the Screamin' Jay Hawkins. I'm going to jail aren't I?
>dad discovered the cream clock
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/tv/ requests that you kill yourself immediately