Chestlets thoroughly BTFO
I don't care how big her tits are I've never cared I don't even think any of my friends care.
I just don't want her to be morbidly obese
I guess I'm still a fucking judgemental picky virgin asshole for thinking I deserve a preference when I've never had anything else before.
>>28917893
Big thick titties are the reason to live.
>>28917893
daily reminder that multiple scientific studies have been done and have all reached the same conclusion, that poor people are the ones who go for big breasts, and wealthy people go for smaller breasts
>>28918405
I grew up poor and I love big tits. Deal with it.
>>28918418
it's because you view large breasts as the woman having lots of resources (foods and money) to provide for you, you're leeching off of women
>implying men will not fuck/date them anyway
>implying it is anywhere near the doomed fate of being a dicklet
>>28918405
Multiple scientific studies have shown that you're a pedophile desu
>>28918482
>>28918405
>Has shit taste
>It's b-because I'm r-rich you f-fucking POORFAGS
>Posts on R9K
Who the fuck are you trying to fool you pathetic retard?
>>28918702
>jumping to conclusions
i've not stated what side i'm on, just saying what all the results were
>>28918728
>pulling the "I didn't say that, I only implied it" card
End your life you autist.
>>28918405
daily reminder that multiple scientific studies have been done by your MOM on my COCK
>>28918675
>>28918702
>>28918745
>>28918776
Poor fat people getting salty.
Please end this meme. Small to medium titties are far superior to swelling, veiny, disgusting, oversized hangers.
>>28918865
No. Begone you salty small-chested slut.
Tfw my small chested self is going to marry a wealthy man who is in great physical shape, great genes and rolling in cash, where as you're all going to marry a fat, crap gened, dirty poor bitch and disappoint her to the point that she'll leave you for a hotter guy.
>>28918405
Daily reminder that only faggots in hiding prefer small breasts
What does titfucking feel like anons?
>>28918865
>>28918957
Lmao @ these salty chestlets
Sorry but Chad doesn't want your pathetic A-cups
>>28920436
like really really bad
>>28920483
Even with oil on her tits?
Yeah right, nice try chestlet.
I'm gonna try it with and without oil someday!
>>28920504
Dude, I like have a dick and stuff. I like put it in the boobs and it just didn't feel good. It actually made me flaccid because it felt so bad.
>>28920482
please explain to me why i am currently on skype with tall, slim lovely chad right now then?
>>28920563
Screengrab it or get out
>>28920582
nearly 10 fucking hours lad EAT MY ASS
>>28920555
Nah big tits are like high quality pillows, I am a dry guy so with two soft pillows wrapped around my cock I'd cum instantly, then I'd use some oil or lube or even lotion to lube them up and go again, alternating between her using them to jerk me off and vigorously fucking them hard.
Last chick I banged I couldn't even....I couldn't even hope for something like that, just a bj which didn't make me cum.
>>28920612
Yeah that proves nothing at all
Nice try, surfboard
>>28920612
Ben could be your brother's name
Get a proper screencap
>>28920436
Most guys and girls don't 'get' how to do titfucking because of porn
1) Girl has to have actual big tits OR be willing to work
2) light lube
3) Dick down as deep as possible in the cleavage
4) If the girl has actual huge tits, she presses in and down to put firm pressure on top of the dick, keeping it deep - if she doesn't, she sets her oily fingers on top of the dick to do the same
5) If done right with huge tits it is very, very close to vaginal. If you want that pussy feel but no condom and no baby, titfuck.. If done right with smaller tits it is a nice, oily handjob where you come on her neck and face, so score.
>>28920657
i'm not screengrabbing faces/icons and posting on here, i'm not that retarded
>>28920670
why would i skype by none existant brother for 10 hours you dip
>>28920674
I was with ya until you mentioned small tits.
Huge tits will feel like vaginal eh?
Alright.
so a girl with huge tits has like 4 vaginas.
right on man, like raaaaad
>>28920732
Well you still haven't proven that it's Chad
Question: can chestlets even be roasties since no man wants them?
>>28920813
Man here, I want them. Gotta catch em' all
>>28920813
They're not even worth mentioning bro, just don't even acknowledge they exist brah
>>28920813
chestlets are cute and pure and their vagoos are tidy and cute to match, so no, they're not roasties like your big tiddy man clitted hambeasts
>>28920854
A-cup or training bra?
Why even bother wearing one lmao
>>28920854
Don't ever insult big tits unless you wanna be GAY
You wanna be GAY dude?
I'm gonna tell everyone you were acting GAY at school tomorrow
>>28920897
true dat, smaller perky tits look great in or out a bra
>tfw spotty dinner plate nipples aren't at your belly button when braless
>>28920901
i will be gay because gay means happy
>>28918405
daily reminder that 87% of cited statistics are made up.
>>28920990
nAHHH
NAAHH
BRO
NAAAAHH
>>28921014
the other 36% are true though, my studies are part of that category
