Is everyone named Patrick a dick?
Everyone named Patrick I've ever met is either a nu-male faggot who is full of himself or just an unlikeable person.
Fucking Patricks gtfo.
>>28917016
I feel the same way about people named Brian. To all Brian's reading this, fuck you.
>>28917075
ITT: Names of faggots
Lucas, Logan, Taylor (male, not female)
>>28917138
Brian, Logan, Jack, Dylan, Hunter, Gavin, Joe, Parker, Zack, Blake, Chad and Muhammad. You're all assholes.
>>28917016
did you have a big facebook fight with a patrick over the last few days
some guy named patrick was starting a bunch of shit and challenging people to fight him, kek
>>28917790
>tfw Hunter
>>28917138
Mark, Austin, Collin, Anthony
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=14tBBSFF90c
What does r9k think of guys named Todd?
>>28917016
Only faggots I've met are Bens and Brent's. Also, fuck you Muhammad.
Chad, Jamal, Pepe,Wojak
>>28917138
Clancy
God I hate that name
>>28917852
My name's mark pls be nice I only start shit in jest pls
>>28917843
Fuck off to your Skype circlejerk with Patrick, faggot
>>28917814
No, this Patrick is an autist redditor le btard meme faggot. If him and his friends died now, I would be happy.
>>28917016
Only Patrick I ever knew was an asshole
>>28917075
The only Brian was my best friend in highschool. We never spoke, we were too autistic, but whenever somthing really normalfaggish happened we'd glance eachother
I'm a Patrick, and I am a dick. Fuck you dumb cunt. I'm glad a Patrick shitted on you.
>>28917016
Patricks I've known
>childhood friend who went on to get fat and somehow get a ridiculously attractive gf, I think they got married too
>spoiled rich friend of a friend who was an obnoxious pig faced asshole who didn't seem to have any idea how not to a pompous annoying prick
>flamboyantly gay guy I met my freshman year of college who had a reputation for supposedly acting predatory/date rapey toward guys, but he was nice to me and never bothered me personally
I guess Patricks are okay except for that second kid. Fuck that Patrick.
>>28917138
Presley, Aiden (and all the other retarded spellings of it), Lawrence, Casey, Ray, Ethan
>>28917016
My name isn't Patrick, but it's close
My name is Hatrick
Because I always have a trick to pull out of my hat
I'll just wait until every name ever has been posted.
>>28917843
I knew a hunter, I considered him a friend. He didn't seem too bad, just a jolly chub guy with the goofs. We didn't talk too much tho
Kyle
Oririganal
>>28917075
FUCK YOU BRYAN
>>28917016
>Is everyone named Patrick a dick?
Why did I read this as
>Is everyone naming their dick Patrick?
My cousin's husband is named Patrick and he seems like a pretty cool guy.
As a Patrick I can say without a doubt you are most likely a faggot and got called out by another bro of mine.
every Caleb I've met has been a dick.
>>28917075
Gotta include Bryans too
First Patrick I knew was a jock who was full of himself, second was a numale faggot. Might be onto something here
>>28917016
Almost no one is named Patrick
Doesn't even show up on the top 100 male baby names, ever
If you know a Patrick consider yourself fortunate
If he calls himself Rick, he is a turd and a douche
If he prefers Pat, he is effeminate and a zero
But, if he insists on Patrick and nothing else, watch you back
Only a rare few are given the opportunity to be named Patrick, even fewer still can truly live up to the name
Irish Padraig checking in
>tfw name will never be called in namethreads
