I went to Burger King today and got a Crispy chicken combo with a bacon cheeseburger on the side. I was eating it in my Car in the parking lot and listening to an audiobook when I glanced up and saw the Burger King's worker I ordered outside having a cigarette.
She waved at me and I nodded and had to wait 7 minutes before she went back inside and I could eat in comfort again. I don't think that employees should be bothering or even trying to socialize with customers outside of the Butger King's restaurant or drive through, but that is another story.
I went to Burger king's for dinner tonight and got a Whooper combo with the chicken salad on the side. As I was driving to the second window the same girl was still working. She was acting somewhat obsequious and attempting small talk when she asked, 'why don't you come eat inside instead of in the parking lot where it is cold'.
That really bothered me for many reasons. First of all, I don't want my routine or actions to be tracked by a fast food employee. Secondly, she should not try to tell me how I should live my life. I do not want to eat inside because I find it less comfortable and would much rather be inside my vehicle listening to my audiobook and enjoying myself and my privacy.
Overall, I think it was very unprofessional to bring this up. I should have a clean slate with each drive through visit, not have to get the third degree because I committed some sort of faux pas. Which I don't think I did, because I often see people eating in fast food parking lots. How does she know I am not busy going to work or somewhere in a rush?
Pic related this the girl that keep trying to talk to me and bothering me
>There will never be new Fatty McAutism content
>>28916593
not sure if this is b8, or if you're a rare mega autist. either try to go full Chad because she might be interested in you or resist the tempting call of the roastie and get her name and report her to her manager.
>>28916593
holy shit op, a qt girl is trying to talk to you and you keep blowing her off. like could you just stop being autistic for 10 minutes and maybe you will realize that human interaction will help ease your insufferable misery
You need to murder her.
> anon, you should eat in here! it must be lonely in that car.
> why don't you come work in my car instead?
> good idea Anon!
>>28916593
stop spamming this pasta faggot
>>28916593
She wants the D OP
THE D!!!
You have autism, OP.
It's fake you faggots.
I swear /r9k/ it's the easiest board to make baits. You retards will eat anything.
>>28916593
I read this pasta months ago.
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>>28916677
Reddit/newfags please leave. Stale pasta lures out the newfags everytime.
>>28916682
I wish I could eat a gun
>There will always be newfags unaware that this is pasta
>>28916690
>months ago
Fuck off back to r.eddit, seriously. You don't belong here.
Yesterday was the worst dinner I have ever had. I make a rule of not socializing with coworkers, and I should not have broken it. This may take 2 posts, it was THAT bad.
6 coworkers met at someone's house yesterday under the pretense of "Irish stew". I grudgingly accepted the invitation and arrived at 2 pm (when I was told to come). I brought traditional soda bread that had to be baked first. The host made a bit of a stink about using the oven when he had other things in there, but I told him I wanted it fresh.
The stew was still cooking and the host was already drinking alcohol at this time. In the middle of a conversation with a member of the opposite sex, the host tells me, "Please, no talk about politics. PLEASE not today". I said if more people talked about politics we would be in a better country, and he got very argumentative so I just dropped it.
I was drinking apple juice that I brought over and the host kept trying to get me to have a beer. He was obviously intoxicated and starting saying how maybe I would be relaxed and "cooler" if I had some alcohol. It was pathetic, like peer pressure from a high school TV show.
Anyway, at that point I became withdrawn and went for a walk. I came back right before dinner, and that is when the fun started.
He made "Irish stew" with beef, carrots, Worcestershire sauce, black pepper, hot sauce, oregano, tomato, and various ingredients. I started telling others that proper Irish stew should only contain mutton, potato, onion, and water, and that beef, tomato, black pepper, hot sauce, and other ingredients would not be available then and therefore it was a modern stew, not Irish stew.
We started eating and someone asked me about what I had said about real Irish stew. The host looked annoyed so I told him. He turned red and told me if I didn't like it I could "get the fuck out and take my apple juice with me".
>>28916682
yeah it's easy. Reminder that b8 posting is the highest form of shitposting
>>28916593
I don't understand what someone would get out of reposting this everyday.
>>28916728
I was shocked and speechless. He left the room and his girlfriend (they are unmarried but live together) apologized. Eventually, people started talking more comfortably and he came back and was brooding and drinking more.
The stew was okay, but not authentic. I asked him if he knew that mutton was on sale at a local store and he flew into a tirade, bringing up any small error or faux pas I have ever committed at work. People were trying to calm him down, and I simply responded to him in a quiet and calm voice, and said that I appreciated his invitation and his "take" on Irish stew, but it would have been nicer if the company had been more warm.
He got up and pulled me out of the chair, stretching my sweater at the neck. He was literally screaming in my face and had his fist up in a threatening manner.
I told him I would call the cops if he hit me. He then told me to get out and take my "fucking juice and shit bread" with him. A second loaf was still in the oven with 7 minutes left, and I said I wasn't leaving until it was cooked and I could take it.
He shouted at me to leave or he would call the cops ON ME (imagine) and then threw the bread out of the oven on the ground. I was shaking with emotions and told the group that I enjoyed my time with them but I couldn't say the same about the host.
It was a horrible affair, but I decided to make authentic Irish stew today, because I was let down yesterday and had a hankering for it. It is simmering on the stove and I plan on bringing it to lunch tomorrow, one bowl for me and some for the host. It will be a subtle form of revenge as well as a way to show him that I am a better cook and am the more mature, forgiving person.
Any other stories of hosts from hell? People who cannot act respectful towards others in their own home should not have dinner parties.
Can't wait to quit lifting.
Cancelled my gym membership, sold my home gym, and threw away all of my supplements.
Such a waste of time. And for what? It's completely unnecessary and serves no purpose.
Muscles are not needed, especially in today's society where the intellect, personality, and face reigns supreme.
To be honest, the "bodybuilding lifestyle" seems almost like a childish endeavour at this point, and I don't mean any disrespect, but it seems like the most serious lifters (asides from guys who are legit bodybuilders/fitness models/elite athletes but they represent a very low % of dedicated lifters) are also the people with nothing else going on in their lives.
I know this was true with me, I was biggest and most serious about lifting when I was still in uni, working only 15 hours a week, and pretty much just plucking around all the time, going out, with no real responsibilities.
The most jacked guys I see are baby faced roiders trying to pick up ugly girls in the clubs, and frat boys who have no job and don't give 2 fucs about school so they spend all their time in the gym.
I'll GLADLY go back to being a 200lb 6'3 weakling or a "non-lifter" or whatever derogatory term you guys want to throw at me, but I don't care. I'll be proud. I can eat whatever I want and finally free up my mind to do what's important in life.
To all you kids out there who are getting sucked into the bodybuilding and fitness illusion, try to stop yourself.
So long as you have and maintain decent facial aesthetics, you'll be fine.
Bodybuilding just not worth it.
Cheers.
>>28916658
3DPD are trash, faggot.
>>28916593
staIe pasta & bait
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>>28916658
Girls like that are a dime a dozen where I am from.
They are mostly in their very early 20s, not in college, still live at home with parents.
In a lot of cases they are single moms, have drug problems, have drinking problems, dated black guys to piss their family off.
OP doesnt need all these girls problems in his life.
>>28916864
>not wanting to impregnate the ones that aren't single mothers
>>28916940
Getting a druggie/alcoholic pregnant.
Getting to pay 25% of your income for 18 years to support a crack baby.
>>28916975
>he doesn't know how to get away with it
