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One of those cheap Japanese ones, it was like $25 incl shipping? I'm a kv but holy shit it feels like the first time you ever jerked off, like holy fucking shit the orgasm was fucking insane and it's super fucking easy to clean out you just fold it inside out and rinse it, i cant say if it feels like a real vagina but it feels 10000x better than your hand, it's not rubbery at all although it doesn't exactly feel like real skin with lube it feels like fucking heaven, overall best purchase i ever made

I'm uncircumcised btw
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>>28916094
post what you ordered
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how's it feel not getting a real vagina to stick your dick in
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>>28916168
You tell me, anon
We're all in the same boat here
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>>28916129
Anzu-chan's Sujiana
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>>28916183
ive only been in this position for a week I was fucking the same girl for three years and now idk what to do I can't go back to fapping
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>>28916183
there aren't really many robots on r9k anymore. Just a bunch of faggots
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>>28916274
How big is your dick?oreginal
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>>28917389
average i'd assume
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> tfw I really want to try an onahole but can't order it without parents noticing.
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>>28918519
move out of your parents house you fuck
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>>28918519
Solutions:
1. Rent a P.O. box
2. Communicate specific instructions to the delivery man to hide it for you (either by note or text)
3. Get it as soon as it comes in and quickly hide it

and there's always trusty number 4: Move out of your fucking parent's house.
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>>28918578
I'm only 20 though, plus I get along really well with them but they are really conservative.
>>28918580
P.O box might actually work.
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>>28918578
>>28918580
What's the point of moving out? Higher rent = less savings = lower financial security. No thanks.
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>>28918651
Thank god my parents aren't sexually oppressive.
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>>28918519
Prepaid credit card with cash from the Wal-Mart checkout
General Delivery
>call post office
>I want to use General Delivery
>name is Anon Faggot
>mail package to
Anon Faggot
GENERAL DELIVERY
1337 Swag Lane
My City, 90210-9999
>Don't forget to append -9999 to the ZIP
>package arrives
>present photo ID at post office
>get package
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>>28918644
you stupid faggot i moved out at 18, right after graduating HS

live for yourself
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