8 years and counting, pal. You'll get use to it.

>>28915098
iktfb, I got some bad ones a few months ago. I truly feel sorry for those who have them chronically.

>>28915098
just wash your asshole with soap brahh :-PPP

>get a colonoscopy at 18 after years of on/off bleeding
>internal and external hemorrhoids
>here, put this cream up your ass every day
>doesn't help worth shit after a month
FUCCCCCCCKKKKKKKK

Preperation H and warm soaks 2-3 times a day. Also stool softeners and Miralax. I had some bad ones and had an anal fissure because I used to only shit twice a week from opiate use. When I'd shit my asshole would literally pour blood to the point that the toilet water turned red.

>>28915098
I got one of those from shoving things up my asshole. they went away but i fear the worst

I'm trying to reduce my time sitting but I can only squat for a minute or two before my ankles burn, and standing is awkward because this desk is too low.

Also can't think of a way to set something up in the toilet so I can squat-shit without loudly announcing my misfortune.

>>28915350

http://www.squattypotty.com/

You're welcome

Literally painless pooping

>>28915430
That's exactly the thing I want to buy, but I live with my sisters and we all share a bathroom.

I have a milk crate that would do the same thing, the problem is once I go into the shitter there's no telling when they'll be home next and I don't want to be questioned about why I carry a milk crate to shit.

>>28915266
No one has time to fucking soak their asshole 3 times a day, who wants that?

>>28915098
no more anal sex for you anonfag

>>28915098
this is why i will never shit out babies. I don't want hemorrhoids. yuck

I cut meat and dairy out of my diet, and my hemorrhoids and constipation cleared up in two weeks. No joke, I was doing victory dances after taking normal shits.