I shoved it up my ass and now I have herpes
hope you bought your own now idiot
>>28914861
That's going to be awkward to explain
the only solution is to get aids and give it to your sister
At least your sister will get a nasty infection from using the assy dildo
LGBT MISSILE DETECTED>>28914861
>Not washing another persons dildo before using it
Not only are you a faggot but you're a retard as well
"How did you end up with herpes?"
"I got it from my sister"
>>28915393
>how'd you get herpies?
>i got it from my sister's dildo
that's somehow worse than getting it directly from your darling sister
Should have used a real dick. Could've got something better like HIV
>>28914861
dude I think your sister might have herpes
>>28915534
I looked at her web history and she searched for herpes symptoms.
>>28915617
tell your sister you got herpes from her dildo now you both should fuck
>>28914861
thanks for making me laugh today ^_^
>>28914888
nice trips, but depends on where op lives. if hes in alabama or something he can just say he got it from his sister
>>28914861
Well duh, it was obviously herpe-nis
>>28916527
congrats, you just won this thread
>he got herpes from his sister
>without even fucking her
>>28916527
Took me awhile but made me smile
now you can kiss her without problems
You don't have to use a condom anymore when you two fuck
>>28914861
Did you at least disinfect it before giving it back to her? You know, so that she doesn't contract a case of swamp-cooch from your ass-germs.
and she got genital warts from using it afterwards
goddamn, you can't take the money with you
Pretty sure herpes can only survive on skin not on non-tissue objects...
That really sucks man. You should definitely clean the dildo though. It's the polite thing to do, regardless of whether you got herpes from the dildo.
>>28914861
Well that's what you get for being a faggot, faggot.
>>28914861
Now this is why i come to r9k
fucking faggot
>>28914861
thats not how herpes works, Anon
>>28914889
nigger you fucking what?
>>28918452
Insecure homophobe
Wait guys, there was an HSV-1 thread on here earlier today.... are we getting raided by some sort of herpes board right now?
Only robots are stupid enough to fuck up the one redeeming feature of virginity, not getting STDs.
Fuckkk.... Way To Go Dummy
>>28918573
Raise awareness ho
>getting an STD from your sister
>no cool wincest story
Tell her you have herpes and say that in order to avoid giving it to others only you two can have sex now.
Also, that's gotta be rough.
I had a mental breakdown when I spilled water on my laptop on accident and had to send it in for repair.
but....damn.....
>>28914861
HAHAHA, they just came out with a vaccine for HSV-2 this year too.
>>28917469
This.
For you to get herp from her dildo, you'd basically have to shove it into yourself almost immediately after she got done using it.
There's something you're not telling us, OP.
>>28917469
>>28920494
im having some crazy fucking deja vu here
where have i seen this before
