Would you ever suck a cock, /r9k/?
>>28914673
yes
and i have
it's fine
>>28914673
YOU BASTARDS,YOU STARTED A WAR YOU CANT WIN
Already have, and would again
Only if it was attached to a woman
>tfw no foreskin
when will this nightmare end
>>28914673
>Would you ever suck a cock, /r9k/?
Yes.
I want to do it to test my bisexuality but it would be impossible to stay anonymous
I already sucked a few, don't really like it, especially when they are unwashed, but sometimes I really enjoy it, can't describe the feel
I used to try autofellatio, then I'd go to bed that night and have a dream where I was sucking dick and I always remember being able to feel it in my mouth
>>28914673
>tfw will never get to suck a fat robot cock
>>28914673
only if it were attached to a qt 13-yr-old
you faggots did this
>>28915614
>tfw this, but he's also uncut and a virgin
>>28915658
That's the perfect trifecta but I didn't want to seem too picky.
>>28915696
Feels good to know somebody else has good taste.
>>28915653
thanks brother anon
I love dick but I'm not attracted to guys. I wish I had a harem of fat faceless middle age japanese men to fuck my holes daily.
Only girlcock, im not a faggot
I'd drink this willy juice without hesitation.
>>28914673
Fuck off and go die /lgbt/
>tfw no bf to 69 with-
No, but I look at these threads to compare mine to the ones inside and despair even though the numbers say I'm ABOVE average in both dimensions.
Kill me.
>>28916479
Gays statistically have larger dicks
>>28916479
How does anyone even survive the temptation to kill them self if they have a dick smaller than mine? Mine looks fucking tiny. A five inch or less must be absolute hell to have. I can't even imagine it. How would you ever even CONSIDER showing it to a girl? Even I would rather jump of a bridge as-is.
>>28916513
That sounds made up.
>>28916577
It isn't made up, read Kinsley's reports. They also tend to have a higher IQ
I have. I also got fucked in the butt today. It's hay add fuck. 0/10. Was not enjoyable.
Did kiss a girl today as well. Not related to the butt fucking. Girls are better, you just have to get used to how uninteresting they are.
That being said, I'm still pretty fucking gay for what I did, but I'll try to move past it by hopefully getting a gf and never getting butt fucked again.
>>28916717
>things that totally happened today!
haha sure anon
Sometimes I think I want to when I get really horny and I've come really close to switching my tinder preferences to men only and asking my first match to let me choke on his dick
but after I cum those thoughts for the most part go away. The dick in OPs pic looks pretty good though
not gay i swear
>>28914673
id suck my own does that count
>>28914673
I would
Never done it
But I want to
>>28914673
If it was sti free and I was paid an exorbitant amount
>>28915653
Oy vey, they found me out.
Like I give a shit. My lube and popper company's profit went up tenfold thanks to this plan.
>>28916771
your desire to fuck women also goes away after you cum. the only difference here is that you're ashamed to like dick, so only that feeling remains.
free yourself and go be the best cockslut you can be. you owe it to yourself, anon.
>>28914673
I would suck cock all day long if it weren't for the enormous STD risk. Every time I got bored, I would grindr up some cock and suck my misery away. The only reason i don't is because basically 1 out of 3 fags have an STD annd 1 out of 5 have HIV
>>28916897
you can't get those stds from just blowjob though?
>>28916897
HIV is only a risk if you take it up the ass. orally, transmission rates are negligible (<1/10000) at best.
other STDs you gotta watch out for though
>>28914673
>Would you ever suck a cock
Sure if the guy looks good and doesnt mind a trap sucking him off
>>28916913
you can get almost all of them from oral, even though it's very very hard to get HIV from oral, would you really suck an AIDS cock just because you knew that fact? no matter how much I want to do it, i'm not gonna.not until i'm preparing to commit suicidebesides, I also want to get my ass fucked real good and i know I wouldn't be able to say no once I already had him in my mouthbut i'm totally straight tho lol
>>28917043
just fuck shy nerds like yourself who have only had like one or two sexual partners period
s'what I do
I fap to cute asian ladyboys and imagine to suck their cocks and swallow their loads. I would never touch a real mans cock tho
>>28917078
>implying there are gay men who don't fuck hundreds of partners and are not riddled with STDs
I know very well what I'll tell a girl to get my cum into her. I would be retarded to let a fag put his cock in me if i don't want an STD.
there is no way to prevent STDs except NOT FUCKING.
>>28916867
Its different though. With girls there's almost a feeling of relief when I cum, not outright regret at what I just did, huge difference.
If futanari ever becomes a real thing I would suck all the futa dicks. Don't even try to bring up shemales. You obviously don't understand, they aren't the same thing.
>>28916926
RE: you can only get HIV from anal, not oral.... Lol you fucking idiot
>>28915653
Hey rabbi, whatcha doing?
>>28917122
literally just your own inhibitions at work here pal
>>28915003
STOP REMINDING ME
at least when I have sex I almost never cum and my girl gets off hahahahaha
Fuck
I'd rather be a premature cummer than have such a hard time cumming from pussy, like I row girls into me for 30 minutes to an hour as fast as I can
If I didn't exercise I would be incapible of cumming
>>28916926
Medfag here
You are wrong
>>28917078
>tfw no shy robot to fuck me and cum in my mouth
>>28917232
Normalfag here, he's correct. Just don't have any cuts on your genital area.
No you stupid faggot
Djdjd
>>28914673
I have but
I don't think I would again
>>28915003
THIS
Every time I see these dicks with foreskin i want to kill myself because It reminds me that I will never experience sexual pleasure the way nature intended
I wish :/ I'm just too scared of STDs
>>28917219
I don't think so. If I regret fapping to it it can only be worse when I'm farting cum out of my butt in a sleazy hotel.
>>28917154
Actually the CDC does state that reported cases of oral transmission are so low that they are undetectable even though some probable cases are reported.
Still, who's going to suck an AIDS cock on that level of assurance?faggots is who
>>28914673
Recently I found out I can suck my own, so yes.
Yes, but only under circumstances that are simply unrealistic and will never happen.
>>28916759
Thanks for the you
Whether they hearkened today or not makes no difference in the sense that they actually happened
>>28914673
Absolutely
Just gotta find a willing one first
>>28918019
Are you cute? Where are you from?
>>28914673
A juicy, uncut one like that? Absolutely.
>>28918062
I'm from New Jersey
I'm not cute. I need to shave everything
>>28915161
>That dream where you can suck your own dick flawlesslyThen you wake up.
>>28915812
>>28916853
>>28917195
>want to cover up that they come from /lgbt/
Fuck off.
>>28916853
Do you own KY jelly as well?
>>28918154
I can't do it flawlessly but I can suck my head its ok but too uncomfortable to do it often, have came down my own throat though.
>>28918118
Post pic of butt, I live in MD
Pic is my dick
I wish I could fit more than 3 inches in my mouth.
>>28916982
>and doesn't mind a trap sucking him off
Pic of open mouth plz
>>28918377
awesome dick anon
I am too ugly though, it's not meant to be
I would love to suck one, but its kinda hard when you dont have any human contact. I tried using Craigslist once while I was drunk and lucky and even then I got turned down.
>>28918635
Craigslist sucks, to many old dudes, grindr is even worse for old dudes. Tried fetlife and found a few qt's but there profiles are dead and there aren't any on the /cuteboys/ map near me. I'll never get a shy curious bf to suck me off. Not gay btw
>>28918635
Where you at anon im sure we can find someone to suck on that knob
>>28918684
>shy curious bf
why u at homie
I was forced to
>>28918764
BC, Canada, Interior. I might get lucky this summer, i've been trying tinder and searching for women and hoping I come across a trap profile
>>28918684
You dont understand. I walked four miles at 11:00pm just to get told to go home because I was not "mexican" enough for him. Its like he expected me to be a four foot tall shitskin with a sombrero, who cant talk English, to pick his dingle-berries.
>>28918697
27103
Only suck futa cock
>>28914673
Huh.... really makes me think...
>>28914673
fuck yeah
i'm strait btw
i wish my gf had a penis
Everything gay I've ever done fills me with disgust and regret afterwards but I keep going back to it because it is easier and gives me a confidence boost whereas girls are hard and make you feel awful.
>>28920110
"I'll be nice and make you feel good" has been the secret to my success. All these thirsty prison gay fags.
I've already done ittwicewhen i was a kid
I don't know why though
>>28920175
What is the c ontext behind your image?
>>28920248
Kubrows are little attack dogs you can make in the game Warframe. People often don't like the breed or coat of the dogs, they can turn out too short/scrawny/ugly so players pay the Lotus (space mom) to get rid of them. Nobody knows for sure what she does with them.
Robots are society's throwaways. They're cheap, plentiful and appreciative. One man's trash, or whatever. I love you guys.
Yes
Not gay
>>28914673
I know the owner of that cock. Pic was taken around 2007. He's a gay Canadian. He hit on me a few times. He's okay looking. but his dick is fucking perfect. I never did anything though.
>>28920471
ok
how was that original
