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Do you dress as autistic as you act or is it hard to spot you're a robot till you open your mouth?

I dress in brand shit I bought about 2 years ago last time I really went clothes shopping. I don't iron it and the color is never coordinated. I usually wear a hoodie, jeans and a game of thrones t-shirt since I always get them for christmas.
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>>28914402
Xyz anon
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>tshirt (sometimes with a logo or something, sometimes not)
>cargo shorts
>sometimes long socks
>hoodie sometimes
>autism sneakers

yeah i'm a pretty autistic dresser. i even have the neckbeard and bring around my 3ds everywhere
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>>28914480
Fucking Christ I didn't think I would find my everyday outfit so quickly
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>>28914402
mix of thom browne, patrik ervell, and raf simons.

yes I look autistic and avoid all eye contact.
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I dunno, alright I suppose
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>>28914402
>light blue hoodie
>dark blue jeans
>brown sneakers with white stripes
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>>28914523
at least we get all the ladies

r-right
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>>28914536
just post a picture of yourself in the clothes you autistic nigger
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Just black. Usually black cargo pants and a black tee, maybe a black button up. Even my boxers are black.
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>>28914563
>Posting a picture of myself on r9k
>Attention whoring
Fucking normo
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r8 me babes
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>>28914578
makes me wonder what's underneath your boxers
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>>28914586
It's not attention whoring if people are actively asking you for the photo so they can judge you on it
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>>28914523
>>28914480
I'll never understand how people still dress like this as a commonality. But at least it's comfy and cool... Cool in the not too hot way.

>>28914525
I used to pretend to be texting when passing people to get to college

>>28914554
I wish anon

>>28914578
Black is nice, I used to wear it a lot and you can never really fuck it up

>>28914601
Put some fucking socks on
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>>28914601
normie/10 breh
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I don't do much after work but when I'm lounging around I prefer basketball shorts and a white-T
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>>28914618
Just a standard penis and testicles.
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>>28914402
i dress like a twink bitch
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This is how I usually dress. I feel like its very off-putting to people.
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plain tshirts - greys, dark blues, white
jeans or plain khaki shorts (not cargo)
sneakers or autismo flip flops

that's about it. wearing clothes with labels or graphic crap makes me look like a teenager, so i dont do that anymore.
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>>28914402
>top
either polo/buttondown with no visible branding. or band/music related/high school t-shirt.

>pants
khakis or jeans. not slim but not baggy either. like OP basically.

>shoes
"classic" sneakers. or brown loafers if i'm on a date.

>accessories
none. i don't even carry my wallet anymore. it stays in my car. if i need debit card/ID/etc i take that with me. also small umbrella when meeting a young lady on a rainy-ish day.
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Pretty autistic
I refuse to wear anything that isnt black
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cargo shorts or drab colored pants
t shirts
running shoes, flip flops, keds

don't care much about clothing.
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>>28914601
Is that an outdoor mirror?
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>>28914724
nice mouth fedora booboo
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>>28914714
I like it, it suits you. I'd go with a white shirt though. Nice facial hair too f a m
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>>28914749
>mouth fedora
I just don't want cancer, fuck me right?
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>>28914739
yeah

i dont know why its outside

looks kinda cool tho so i dont move it
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>>28914766
Vapes are fucking gay but they can taste really fucking nice and be very satisfying. Every fucking tank I get gets jammed, though, so right now I can't vape
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>>28914647
>I'll never understand how people still dress like this as a commonality. But at least it's comfy and cool... Cool in the not too hot way.

i dress like >>28914480 because it's comfy and i don't care for fashion in the least. that and i'm lazy, fashion wise.

besides, i rarely leave the house (except for work/running errands/going for a walk), so it's not like i subject my shit taste onto people all day every day

i'll make it clear - if i have to go somewhere (funeral, staff christmas party, whatever), i have a more business casual-y type attire (long sleeve black shirt, grey slacks), so i'm a complete shit dresser all the time.

i feel like this is coming off as defensive, but whatever. at least i'm self aware about how i dress?
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I dress more western in the winter and more preppy at work. But this is summer casual.
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>>28914693
sounds sexy big man
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>>28914563
He's too fat to do that lmao
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>>28914714
Kind of a cool look imo.
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>>28914724
>thinkpad

Nice

That compensates for the mouth fedora
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Suits

Like that one but better

And better cellphones
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>>28914807
god you look like a faggot
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>>28914846
Leafy's dad confirmed
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>>28914807
those autist sandals...
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>>28914801
Black shirts are for waiters

you really do have autism

I guarantee my linen slacks and extra soft knit polo are more comfortable than a gildan graphic tee and shitty kohls cargo shorts.

It really doesn't take much effort to dress better. People will like you more, you will like yourself more, and you won't repulse women as much.

But really your body is a higher priority. If you're in bad shape you will look like shit no matter what you wear.
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>>28914837
Are you saying they are good or bad?
Everyone mentions the thinkpad when I post that pic
Why do people hate them so much?
I just wanted a cheap laptop for uni
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>>28914846
hello i scheduled this appointment with my banker to talk about my investment portfolio
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>>28914724
>I refuse to wear anything that isnt black
Are you also intelligent and nihilistic? Got some deep, angst-ridden poetry you'd like to share with us?
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>>28914873
Thinkpads are the fucking great, Anon. I'm shitposting from one right now.
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>>28914846
That tie is far too thick for this decade.
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i really don't put too much time into fashion
when im lounging around the house (which i almost always am) then i dress in sports clothing
i guess it's the most comfortable shit i own + it's pretty much the only shit i own

sport shorts, shirt, etc...

if i know im going out, ill wear a nice t-shirt and jeans, i dont really care about brands
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>>28914807
The birkenstocks are not working.
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>>28914887
No, I just like plain clothing
I don't like standing out, which is kind of ironic because it makes me stand out even more
I don't know how to dress "neutrally" though
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>>28914957
How about blue jeans and a white tee shirt. Or khaki chinos and a navy polo. It's fucking easy.
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>>28914871
yeah. i really should start picking out better clothing for myself. i realize that i'd look/feel better if i didn't always wear my shitty Marks Work Warehouse cargos and my Gildan tees, but i'm too lazy/poor to go shopping for good clothing.

i really should get into better shape, tho. i gotta lay off the beer 'n' Doritos, at the very least
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>>28914846
Depending on the situation, you are probably either sauve as fuck, or autistic as fuck
There is no middle ground when it comes to casually wearing suits
Lots off autists think they can be like barney stinson by simply wearing a suit, but it looks forced and embarrassing
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>>28914983
Get a gym membership

I am also a slave to the liquid jew but I make sure to not eat too much shit and I don't eat snack foods.
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>>28914807
Everything except the Birkenstocks is fine.

>>28914704
getting that "allah akbar" vibe
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>>28914982
I am way too skeletal to walk around without covering my arms, so both those options are impossible
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go back to /soc/ you cum eating faggots
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>>28914993
Well to start, black suits aren't very casual.

This time of year a khaki linen suit, a white and blur seer sucker suit, or a light grey or light blue cotton suit would be the proper casual suiting. Black suits are for funerals and weddings. Business suiting is usually charcoal or navy.

A mistake many men make is buying black dress shirts and black suits as their first suit. Go for charcoal or navy for your fist suit, they give more mileage.
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>>28915028
oxford cotton shirts
linen button ups
casual button ups

stop being so autistic
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>>28915007
i'm already relatively active. i make sure i go for a walk daily, and i am always on my feet when i'm wageslaving. i usually average around 10k steps/day when i'm off work, and anywhere between 10k-15k when i am at work.

still, a gym membership wouldn't go astray. there gotta be a more efficient way to exercise than muh walks.

i do consume a lot of empty calories, which is most of the reason i'm a fatass neckbeard
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>>28914601
Invest in some Windex.
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>>28915076
Lifting weights os always good. It's therapeutic too. You burn more calories at rest with more muscle. And walking is good, but doesn't increase your heart rate enough to be considered actual cardio. Do 35 minutes of cardio a day and youll burn an extra 350 Cal doig it plus another 300 thanks to the cardio afterburner effect. Basically after 35 minutes of cardio your metabolism is booseted a bit.
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>>28915051
Thats very interesting

Ill keep it in mind
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>>28915092
to drink?

oc commento
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>>28915120
i used to lift a little in high school. you're right - it is therapeutic.

i should pick up running or something, too.

thanks for the tips, anon!
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>>28914714
By the way, people say I have serial killer eyes.
I was wondering if its true and also if its a compliment.
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whatever isnt dirty, but i rarely leave my house outside work (uniform)

at home i sit in my underwear because my room has no air conditioner and my computer turns it into a sauna
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>>28915092
why would i clean my mirror that just sits outside?
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>>28915248
you have very determined-looking eyes, imo

it's a compliment
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>>28915139
No, he wants your windows squeaky clean so that I can spy on you.
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>>28915248
Black people can't be serial killers, only white people.

You have ice cube eyes
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>>28915248
It's 'cause your eye is lazy, I have the same dealio, no worries.
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>>28915317
why spy on me when i can let you in

we can use the windex as lube if you like
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>>28915333
You memed me too hard.
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>>28915460
can you meme me in return big guy
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>>28915363
You're pretty desperate for a good dicking.
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>>28915517
im just a horn dog

what can i say
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>>28914766
So, you think the only two choices are smoking (mouth cancer) and vaping (being a faggot of a tool)?
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>>28915492
Depends are you into roleplaying gang warfare? I can be the bloods and you can be an innocent suburban neighborhood.
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>>28915609
can i be the token white dude in the crips

then you can cripple me with yr bbc
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>>28915609
can you gangbang me plz mr bloods
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>>28915632
>>28915770
Lmao, that's pretty fucking gay
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>>28914724
we get it u vape
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Mostly hippie clothes I buy from the thrift store.
Feels good at least, I love loose and lightweight clothing, particularly silks and cottons.
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>>28915799
and you're pretty fucking hot, dark chocolate
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Suit and tie, every_day.
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>>28915923
how's it going, peewee herman
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>>28915961
It's going fine.
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>dress as autistic as you act
Yes
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>>28914402
>one of 5 t-shirts
>jeans
I have hairy legs and don't like showing them.
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>tfw ex catholic school boy
Polo shirts and khakis every day nigga
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>>28915975
go on any big adventures
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>>28915923
I want to hang out with reviewbrah.
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>>28914807
try much?
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sweatshirt and shorts
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>>28916050
i want to hang out with you too
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>>28916063
joggers (sweat pant chinos)
tank from high school
year old linen shirt
sandals my mommy bought me

It's just hard to look bad when you're this pretty ;^)
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>>28916078
I never understood this does one part of you not just get over/underheated
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>>28916088
anon stop you can't possibly be reviewbrah
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>>28916078
Sleeves with shorts always looks full blown autistic
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>>28914601
>Those legs

PLEASE please go do some squats.
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>>28916115
but i am, anon.
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>>28914601
>low rise pants

Pant makers need to end this meme, low rise looks like shit on everyone.

Also that buckle is tacky as fuck
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Don't really have a full shot but this is what I wore to a Christmas get together in which I made someone cry
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Dark blue jeans, black shirts,hiking shoes,black hat
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>>28916157
it's true reviewbrah posts on /r9k/, he replied to me once, but could I possibly be that lucky twice?
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>>28915248

They say that because they see a lot of white in your eyes.
Its like ingrained from media exampled that bug eyed are killers or some dumb shit.
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>>28916182
Nerd


fucking nerd
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>>28916187
here's looking at (You) kid
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>>28916208
>>28916182
he looks 3qt5u
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>>28916208
>>28916238
>>28916238
Thanks for the (you) heres a (you) :^)
I think its all about the party hat+Santa hat combo
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I dress like I lounge around the house
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>>28916298
No, it's your face.
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>>28916298
no, your face makes it

the party hat and santa hat combo is like the sexy cherry on top of an even sexier smoothie
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>>28916415
Yes, the acne accentuates the lack of jawline and cheekbones in such a way
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>>28916510
his angelic eyes accentuate his cherubic smile. makes you want to cuddle him and give him a tug

>>28916343
you dress like you should give me your beer
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>>28916373
>>28916415
>>28916510
I don't really feel like anyone finds me ugly but I feel that people don't think im attractive, I've been pretty badly bruised over the years so my face isn't even symmetrical anymore.

pic related me
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It's summer now so I can just wear a t-shirt, basketball pants and some flip flops. I had a cool hat but I lost it somewhere
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>>28916584
jokes aside, you are pretty average. maybe 5 or 6/10

im a straight dude who's bad at judging other dudes, but you aren't bad looking
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>>28914647
>That mentally challenged anon in /soc/-like threads who replies to multiple people with short, shitty and stupid replies
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>>28914402

talking about how you dress is the most autistic fucking shit on the planet

the first step to fixing your life is to stop fucking doing this

you're welcome
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>>28916626
>people who greentext wrong
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>work t-shirt
>jeans
>slip-on non-slips
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Plain shirt +jeans/sweats/shorts
No idea what else to do. I try to attract as little attention as possible
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>>28917403
this guy gets it. i have 5 grey shirts for this reason, also i hate having to worry about clothes.
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>>28917403
a CUUTE!!!
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>>28917403
you are fat

lose fat, fatty
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>>28917623
If you're happy being fat, be fat. So long as the health risks and guaranteed shorter lifespan are not something you are averse to, nothing wrong with it. We live in a land of plenty. Laugh and grow fat.
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>>28914714
lol serial killer eyes would never be good bit youre not bad looking if you get a decent fade itll do wonders
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>>28914402
>Do you dress as autistic as you act or is it hard to spot you're a robot till you open your mouth?
You tell me.
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Doesn't matter when all it comes down to is


Face.
Face > everything else
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all black, but it fits well so I don't look too autistic
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>>28916040
I KNOW THAT FEEL MY NIGGA
shit's so fucking convenient
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Rate me bros

Got some new ties recently
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this is how i dress. sometimes i wear boxers
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>shop Walmart and wear tacky cartoon shirts.
>wear Bisah jeans with designs
>wear tennie shoes
>wear sunglasses from the front end of a liquor store.
I'm pretty hip.
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>>28914846
you are not a robot

re re re re re
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>>28918517
Fucking lold irl
Kys srs
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>>28918517
no way dude no thnx
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>>28917623
Tired old meme but I'm just built bigger desu. That being said I'm currently about 10lbs overweight, but I dont get much lighter than that. 190lbs right now
>>28917543
Top lad
>>28917544
Lewd
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>>28914536
>>28914724
>>28918441
Jesus these pictures are so goddamn boring. Post pictures of yourselves you nigs.
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>>28914402
I just got new clothes, so this is what I usually wear with varying necklaces and stockings, obviously not the same ones here every time, I have other ones that are not pictured. And always that backpack, it is my purse now.
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>>28914402
>tfw no well lit mirror
>tfw shit phone camera

Read filename, please
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>>28919039
back to tumblr with your daddy issues ass
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>>28919083
I don't have any daddy issues, I'm very close with both of my parents and see them regularly
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>>28919073
Would look cuter with a leather jacket. Love the outfit though.
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>>28918638
>>28918671

fucking newfags

ORIGEN DE LAS ESPECIES
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>>28919104
Don't dress like your dad rapes you on the regular then.
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>>28914402
I mostly dress like Wednesday Adams, I own a shitload of black dresses and stockings.
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>>28915923
No

>>28916002
The picture is shit but what you're wearing seems pretty smart

>>28918441
I like the shirt, pants and shoes but when the jacket comes into the equation it gets a little edgy

>>28919039
I like the boots and socks you're wearing a lot and I think they look really cute with the hoodie and the dress on the left. You dress a little tumblry but that doesn't mean it's not nice.
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>>28919104
that's what they all say. lmao.
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>>28914402
black t-shirt and jeans when I leave the house

underwear and no shirt when im shitposting
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>>28914402
I dress like a stupid hipster because it's how everyone here dresses and if I dont, people think I'm weird
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>>28919155
I just dress how I like, I don't really think how people dress implies anything about them

>>28919164
But I am, I pretty much call my parents every day and ask them how they're doing. They're my only friends outside of my boyfriend.

>>28919160
Thank you Anon. I know plenty of people who "dress Tumblry" and are completely anti-SJW, so it definitely does not imply that you're going to be a faggot. In fact usually those are the people who hate SJWs the most because people often assume they are like that and they have to overcompensate so people don't assume that. Or they're often around them a lot more and know how insufferable they are more than most people.
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>>28919224
here's a closer picture of my face, people tell me i should be a model
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>>28919198
Do you ever wash that scarf?
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>>28919224
and here's an older picture of me in a similar outfit
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>>28919224
>>28919241
oh wow.
Lose weight and put on a little muscle, and you will be very good looking.
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>>28919241
are you barry?
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>>28919246
Every time I do laundry.

I actually have multiple different ones but I only ever take pictures with that one because it's iconic
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>>28919260
thank you

this is my body currently, what do you suggest i do?

i don't think it's too bad
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Black. Almost all black. Solid black jeans, socks, tees, thermals, hoodies, jackets, tank tops, boots, and sneakers. A single white tee with a stylized Dia de Los Muertos skull on it and black sleeves, a single grey longsleeve, a single grey tee with black sleeves, and a single black-and-white striped shirt.

Used to be a lot more gothed-out. Too lazy to put in the effort now.
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>>28919232
>I don't really think how people dress implies anything about them
>being this naive and dense
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>>28914402
That jacket is a red flag.
4/10

>>28914601
I like the jeans and the shirt is fine but the jacket is a little off
6/10

>>28914704
You dress like a girl but I like it.
Assuming the ski mask isn't a part of this outfit-
5/10

>>28914714
Jacket is a red flag
4/10


>>28914807
I like this the sandles are a little hipstery but it works.
7/10

>>28915923
Honestly this makes you look a lot less autistic than you would wearing anything else so 7/10

>>28916002
This is too blurry/dark for me to tell

>>28916343
3/10 what the fuck is that jacket my dude

>>28917403
3/10 this is the equivalent of the clothes that you start out with in a videogame. Get some actual clothes

>>28918517
No way this is real

>>28919073
5/10 too feminine
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>>28919198
>that drill necklace
Keked also that outfit is like a 6/10

>>28919224
6/10 v normal

>>28919241
>people tell me I should be a model
Your mom isn't "people"
Outfit is a 7/10
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>>28919287
If this isnt bait
Tiny arms
fat stomach
large hips
nips facing opposite directions
You're like the poster boy of skinny fat my man, If you want me to shitpost about exercising I will
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die die die die normies
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
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OP here. I wore this autistic shit to my moms BBQ a few days ago. Everything is wrong in the worst way possible
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>>28919073
WHY THE FUCK DID IT UPLOAD SIDEWAYS REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>>28919115
I have a biker leather jacket that I have never worn because I feel like a tryhard with it

>>28919317
Why feminine tho Both my mom and my aunt asked me for the elongated shirt
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>>28919287
Get access to some sort of gym, or at least a treadmill.
Download (and follow) an app like Couch to 10KM, start doing pushups, squats, and planks everyday you dont go to the gym to work with real machinery.
Give it 3 months of going 3-5 times a week and you will be golden.
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>>28919298
But it doesn't, clothes are something you can easily change about yourself and don't really imply anything about anyone

Look at this girl, I bet if you saw her on the street you'd write her off as a Tumblr SJW or something without knowing this about her
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>>28919358
i don't know why you would think it's bait

anyways, i'm really strong and this is what i used to look like
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I dress comfy at all times.
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>>28919494
Literally the worst body ever
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>>28919485
>filename
>colored hair
fucking sjw
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>>28919485
She's still le unique snowflake, just a different flavor
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>>28919287
>>28919472
Oh and cut your daily calorie intake by 400 or 500 calories if possible.
Or, if its easier for you, Fast (dont eat at all), one day of the week, and then only cut 200 calories all the other days.
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>>28919494
what do you look like now anon?
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>>28919485
Clothes imply the most about people. We can use them to cshow what we're into music/hobby wise. They are used to attracted a certain type of person if you're into a subculture, they are a key communication tool.

No. I don't associate coloured hair with tumblr. I associate AA skirts, chokers and that crappy 'i wanna dress like they did in the 90's' style clothing as tumblr.

However, that girl is just as bad as SJW's, just on the other end of the scale, I've seen her twitter, she's annoying as FUCK.
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>>28919438
That actually looks pretty normal. I really dig the plain minimalist look. Not bad
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>>28919523
>>28919575
My body is not good. I have a gut and just look like shit. I might have the worst body on 4chan. I have narrow shoulders. My biggest fear is ending up looking like that meme guy who has narrow shoulders and wide hips.
>>28919585
The first one I posted, >>28919287 is the most recent one
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>>28919589
But what is your definition of being "Tumblr"? Is it just dressing a certain way or being a certain way personality wise? Like why is it bad to you?
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>>28919630
I have wide hips, like really fucking wide but I plan to get my aesthetics to a level where it won't matter
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>>28919471
I know what you mean, they can look a bit edgy at times, but the biker would go really well with that outfit, you have the body to pull it off.
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>>28914402
Mostly polo or solid color shirts with denims when it's cold. Often a hoodie, the type with a zipper in the front
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Went out to the bars in my own town for the first time in two years Friday night and this is what I wore.

I try to look alright but don't make a huge effort when it comes to dressing up. I wear the same two or three pairs of jeans and sweatpants every day for weeks on end and pretty much cycle through the same shirts.

>inb4 reeeee normie at a bar reeeeee
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>>28919655
>>28919630
Here's what I'm working with
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who /autism metal shirt and thighhighs/ here?
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>>28919650
There are personality traits with it, but mainly just being part of whatever belief is popular/fashionable atm, no individualism in regards to opinions or thought, but that also applies to twitter.

Mainly clothing. There seems to be this set uniform of how girls dress on there, which just so happens to be how you dress, but you already know that. It's not bad, it just gives off the impression that you have no personality or self of identity, so you latch onto what others are doing to fill that void, comes off as very very basic.
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>seahawks hoodie
>pretty much just tye-dye shirts
>jeans usually, basketball shorts sometimes
>nikes
>everyone calls me a hippy just because I wear tye-dye and have long hair as a guy

toppest keks
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Dresses only
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>>28919722
oh my god i love your tiddies, so cute
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i wear some form of khakis and a polo shirt or khakis and a t shirt or mesh and a t shirt or sweats and a t shirt
literally nothing elese
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>slacks
>blue/green/red/black shirts similar to attached
>green hiking shoes
>short comb-over

I have no idea what anyone thinks of how I dress
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>>28919772
I mean there is some reason to that, it's because that is what is "trendy" now so it is what affordable stores stock for clothes. I don't latch on to others at all to try to fit in, I just wear whatever I think looks nice. At the end of the day they're just clothes, it's just what I think looks nice on me.

Picture related, I also like classic lolita. Would you guess that about me based on how I normally dress? Pardon my messy apartment, my bf is really messy sometimes.
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>>28919822
Your dress made me immediately think about P I C R E L A T E D
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>>28919712

if you consider yourself a robot you need to GTFO you fucking proto-Chad piece of shit
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>>28919198
>hipster

If this is what hipster means in 2016 please take me back to 2008
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>>28919885
>short sleeved button down
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>>28919898
Hell yea i love green tea
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>>28914402
I wear a fedora, but I actually look good in it and it suits my style.
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>>28919885
B R U H

Those shirts are the equivalent of the flaming dragon button ups kids in middle school wear.

Get long sleeves or flannel come on senpai.
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>>28919885
Short sleeve plaid shirts make me think of overweight 50 year old men, anon.
Just get normal shirts and roll the sleeves up to your elbow, make sure they fit well or get them tailored too.
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>>28919965

Not him but I have a couple of short-sleeve button downs. I also have a girlfriend and have done well with women while single. Given, my short-sleeved button down shirts are in plain colors and don't have any accessories, like pockets with metal buttons or shoulder straps.

I like mine and wear them often. I travel to warm climates fairly often and they're practical for staying cool while still looking conservative enough to not offend local sensibilities.
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>>28919885
>>28919929
>>28919965
>>28919992
shit, I didn't realize the image was short sleeved.
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>>28919890
>thinks lolita is somehow cool and quirky.
>thinks she has a bf.
>thinks that her mums basement is an apartment.
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>>28919890
At least you're not wearing all that stupid shit in your hair, I'll give you credit for that
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>>28920061
That's a lot of assumptions lol

You know, for complaining about how "normies" make a lot of assumptions about you, this board definitely judges and makes a lot of assumptions about people

Be the change you want to see
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>>28914846
god damn i'd like to sit on that face
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These fucking bitches and their full length fucking lolita dresses. Jesus fuck learn how to dress like a human.
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>>28919890
Girl do you, but you are following trends and because of that, these are the assumptions a lot of people will make about you.
Lolita = weeb = tumblr, so yes.
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>>28920164
But I use Tumblr for porn and anime, not for SJW shit

And yeah I guess you're right, people are gonna make assumptions no matter what. I just hate people who make assumptions and then completely dismiss you based on those assumptions and don't even let you prove them wrong or take the time to get to know you or something. It's retarded. I don't sit and listen to every person's life story obviously but if I make assumptions about someone they're not concrete and I still just consider them assumptions and not fact.
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>2016
>Not wearing tweed
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>>28919712
>>28919630
>>28919258
>>28919241

>there are Chad pieces of shit who browse this board and post here every day

REEEEEEEEEE FUCKING LEAVE US REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE FUCKING CHADS GET OUT REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
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How you dress should just reflect how you want to be seen.

It's important to get an understanding of how people react to different clothing choices and just choose the one that suits what you want people to think of you.

I dress in all black (other than a navy jacket I wear sometimes) because it's what the people who have similar interests to me wear where I live.

I wear a suit to work and secretly fucking love it but I don't wear it otherwise unless I am going somewhere straight from work in which case I have that as an excuse.
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>>28920215
GOD I KNEW IT
i was going to say i bet you reblog all those rough sex COKE MEH DADDEH gifs, god you're a cliche!
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>>28920217
Whatever you say, Professor.
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>>28920230
I don't think I'm chad.
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>>28920242
I don't reblog porn, that's fucking lewd

I don't have a daddy fetish at all either

You can view my Tumblr, I mostly like Japanese shit and cyber punk:
http://matroskabrain.tumblr.com/
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>>28920289
stop while you've got a bit of dignity left
mods get this weeb off my board!!
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>>28920217
That's too tight, pham
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>>28920340
you're out of luck kid the owner is a japanese man
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>>28920289
Fucking die already tbqh familia
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>>28920217
10/10 would go to farmers market with and cuddle
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>>28920289
>I don't reblog porn, that's fucking lewd
>on a board of filthy sexual degenerates who are constantly posting porn
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>>28919039
The short skirt/long socks makes my dick hard but every girl I have met who wears it has been pretty tedious to be around desu.
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>>28920365
the japs hate white weebs, he'll do my bidding
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I just got back to college from a year of being a NEET.
Still an autist even after therapy
Dressed in the same shit for the entire quarter washing it every week and a half or so.
So i dont have to talk for them to know something's not right my greasy hair and smell do that for me. IDGAF, just wanna finish college
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>>28920376
I look at it but I don't reblog it for everyone to see, that's weird

You just get a schlick in and then close it

>>28920383
What do you mean by tedious? I do have assburgers, so maybe that's it? Not the self diagnosed kind either, the legit assburgs

>>28920400
Not the Jap who owns this board, he just wants to steal all our information and sell it for tha monays
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Mostly athletic gear. I get a bunch free cuz Im somehow good at footbal and play in college. Plus is comfy desu.
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>>28920459
>Not the self diagnosed kind
definitely self diagnosed if you need to say that
YOU'RE NOT ONE OF US FUKIN TUMBLR NORMAN FUCK OFF
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i wear a suit for work so mostly wear that, on the rare ocasion i can dress down like on trips i go for jeans, hooded long sleeves, and some light jackets. v neck tshirts
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>>28920459
>What do you mean by tedious?

Just very boring people who don't have anything of value to say and usually just either gossip about other people or talk about tv shows/movies or some young adult book series they really should have grown out of by now.
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>>28920542
I said it because I knew someone would have replied to say it because you already said you think I'm some Tumblr faggot, I can use my brain friend

>>28920569
Yeah I'm nothing like that at all. I can't make small talk at all and pretty much can only talk about my sperg obsession with modding video games. But I've honed my assburgers over the years and have learned to not talk about it unless someone actually knows about it.
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>>28920106
i dont know if you are a girl or a trap but thanks
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>>28914601
/fa/ tier rubbish
It looks like you are on the search for a boyfriend
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>>28914402
when i saw the thumbnail i thought I was looking at this for a moment
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>>28920644
>It looks like you are on the search for a boyfriend
Maybe he is!
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>>28920650
thats so damn hot anon, you are literally making me cum
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>>28914402
I wear clothes I stole out of a donation drop box
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>black hanes ecosmart hoodie
>shirt (flannel1, flannel2, light blue)
>various graphic t-shirts
>levis 501 (black ranch, blue denim, medium stonewash)
>shoes (old adidas superstars, reebok classic leather, new balance 574)
>different jackets depending on weather
>sometimes a woolie hat

This is all I wear
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>>28920566
Where did you get the green elf sweater?
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I just failed a mastery rank test for the first time
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>>28921023
>he didn't cheese the test with loki switch teleport
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>>28914402
it's shit
>>28914536
normie
>>28914601
fuccboi tier. Honestly the pants are nice, but there is something about the upper that ruins it for me.
>>28914704
>those shoes
pls stop
>>28914714
great
>>28914724
autistic as fuck famalam
>>28914807
Comfy as fuck my man, although I gotta admit V necks are fucking gay and you should really stop
>>28914846
Get a tailor friend
>>28916002
Seems okay, okay jacket I think.
>>28916343
Comfy as fuck, could be a decent fit with better pants not even gonna lie
>>28917403
you could lift and get better shoes. Staying on the downlow doesn't mean you have to wear autismo shoes.
>>28919073
You have weird proportions, but I have those same proportions (read: hips)
Jacket is too big though pants are good
>>28919198
Fucking autistic worse than reddit kill yourself
>>28919224
Actually, you have potential but as it stands you're kinda shit.
>>28919258
boring and normie
>>28919438
>timbs
fuckkkk youuu.
Anyways if that's the look you wanna rock, you really should get some upper body work
>>28919515
I'm so confused
>>28919616
fucking fuccboi
>>28919712
normie
>>28920217
Doesn't fit properly , looks really uncomfortable.
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>>28921207
>boring and normie

that's not true
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>>28921288

Why are you so desperate to be a special snowflake?
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>>28921023
Which one? If I didn't know I could practice, i would have failed a couple myself. They are ridiculously easy, though.

Did the test for 14 and it was basically a low t2 exterminate.
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>>28921207
>I'm so confused
I get that a lot.
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>>28921311
I don't appreciate your tone. I AM a special snowflake.
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>>28914402
I usually dress well enough that most other people don't immediately realize I'm an asshole. Pic related.
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>>28921456
i like you
originaaaaaal
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>>28921345
Mr 15 it was interception
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>>28921514
Bro you dress like an assistant manager of a chain restaurant

All black dress clothes are cringe as fuck
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>>28919156
Cute, please be short so you can be my tiny, sullen gf.
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