Itt roastie stories
>be me
> admit to girl i like her
> sends me pic of chad kissing her on the cheek
Fuck women
>>28914359
>surely, this happened
>>28914359
Women don't do shit like that to me.
They're either too kind, or too scared. Maybe a bit of both.
>>28914376
Im starting to thhink im the fucking personification of r9k
>Not knowing that bitches are trainable
Accept that a ho is a ho and turn one out.
>liking girls
your fault
>>28914419
I honestly wish i was gay at this point
>>28914394
Get the fuck off this board chad
/facebook/
>>28914359
>be me
>get to know girl and always act respectful around her, not too clingy, not too disinterested
>develop feelings for her
>she grows more attached to me
>go to cafe to have a cup of coffee after class
>there's a group of black guys at the next table
>tell girl that I like her
>proceeds to laugh in my face
>her laughter is uncontrollable
>she gets up from the table and goes over to the black people table, removes the table so it's just her standing in the middle of these five negros who are sitting on chairs baffled at what is going on
>she gets down on her knees and starts tugging at their pants telling them to whip their cocks out
>she maintains eye contact with me through all of this
>starts blowing all of them
>occassionally glances in my direction with mouth full of cocks
>has them all cum all in her mouth
>she goes over to me and spits all the negro cum in my face telling me I'm a worthless piece of shit that'll die alone and she never cared for me at all
Never trust niggers and women. Take the fucking redpill
>>28914416
Normalfag leave
Orginal
>>28914359
Fuck everything
Fuck normies
>>28914494
Don't be a retard.
I'm no more of a chad than you are.
>>28914793
Im sorry im just really upset right now
>had a speech therapist
>she was a hot fatty
>me being autistic never got her hints
>she asks me if i like anyone
>i said yes this girl
>she tells the girl
>felt kind of o well but the bitch shouldn't of told her
>in the end i don't trust "professional" girls either
>>28914848
Oh.
It's ok man. A person needs somewhere to vent.
I hope the bruised heart heals up, I'd be hurt too.
>>28914897
I would be fucking furious
>>28914985
Thanks anon i really aprecciate it
>>28914513
Tfw this could probably happen to me
>>28914376
That's not even unrealistic you stupid faggot.
>>28914513
Awful cuck b8 jesus
