Magic Conch shell,
Will I get a gf this year?
>>28912537
the truth is revealed op
magic conch shell:
Will she respond to my text tomorrow?
>>28912537
pls magic conch i really want gf
>>28912537
magic conch shell:
Will it happen?
>>28912614
ok sure thing magic conch, will I get a gf this year?
>>28912615
Ask Againo
Will she and I get together soon?
>>28912537
Absolutely wrecked
OP is truly a faggot.
Should I kill myself, magic conch?
>>28912537
Will Trump become president?
>>28912664
Sure thing conch, should I kill myself?
>>28912672
What about Hillary then?
>>28912672
N-no, fuck you conch
>>28912537
Magic conch shell,
should I leave my country?
>>28912694
Looks like Hillary won't be so that's something right?... Right?
What about Bernie will he become president conch?
>>28912537
Magic conch shell, will I ever be happy
Will she be my gf and will I have sex with her?
>>28912720
Kek
Do it faggot
Magic conch shell, will I find happiness this year?
should i make my 17 yo asian gf gibe de pussy
?
>>28912718
Magic Conch, will Nicola Sturgeon stage a coup in order to take control of the entire UK and declare it Scotland, then proceed to take over the USA and become president?
>>28912772
Jeremy Corbyn, what about him?
>>28912537
Oh magic conch. I want a gf plz
>>28912537
Will she be my gf?
Now that is not very origami
>>28912672
Will Trump stage a coup and be president anyway?
Magic conch, will this be the year I finally get a gf?
>>28914561
I DID IT GUYS I'M GOING TO FUCKING MAKE IT!
This is honestly the happiest I've been in a while.
Give gf now magic conch
>>28912537
Does my crush like me like I like her?
Am I going to get a gf this year?
>>28912537
will i have atleast a semi-satisfying life?
>>28912537
Should I smoke some dank weed?
>>28915647
reroll, i am not homosex, you must have confused me with someone else.
I really don't want to have to delete my 4chan platinum dat boi golden STAR account.....
Will i ever be accepted..?
ROLLERINO
>>28915652
Ayy fuck you.
Magic Conch, will I get laid this year?
>>28912537
Magic conch, will I see her irl next month?
>>28915630
I want to, but rerolling for an answer.
>>28915664
Ok... Rolling with dat boi.
>>28915657
>>28915647
WHAT THE FUCK FUCK YOU SHITTY ASS NIGGER CONCH ALL I EVER WANTED WAS SOME LIFE ADVICE THAT DIDN'T INCLUDE CALLING ME A FUCKING FAGGOT RROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
will it happen by New Years
will I get gf ever, mr shell?
>>28915674
I ask again, Magic Conch, will I get laid this year?
Will she leave me before I get my dick to work?
>>28915683
Be sure, so I'm rerolling for an exact answer.
>>28912537
Will I feel happiness this year?
>>28915684
Please can i have something to eat?
>>28915705
Stop teasing me conch. I need a genuine answer.
>>28915647
>>28915657
>>28915690
>faggot
>faggot
>kys
WAAAH KILL YOURSELF TOO, HAHA KYS TOO I WIN WAAAAAAH
Will my little sister stop fucking a manlet Chad so loudly?
>>28915718
>>28915684
>>28915664
OP, Fuck you and your conch shell bullshit. All i wanted to know is if i would be accepted. And what do i get? Told to go fucking fap. Take your conch shell and shove it up your ass
Magic conch, should I kill myself by 25?
Will my wish come true?
oc comment
>>28915730
>>28915690
>>28915657
>>28915647
you really hate me KEK, don't you?
>>28915769
no i won't delete my account
>>28915794
ok i am asking you again
>>28915814
WAAAAH I ASKED YOU AGAIN WHAT THE FUCK STOP BETRAYING ME NIGGER YOU ARE JUST FUCKING WITH ME AREN'T YOU WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH
>>28912537
magic conch shell,
will i have to drop out this semester?
will i be dead by the end of this year?
>>28915830
reroll, dont have the balls to suicide
Will I work up the courage for suicide
>>28912537
Does she like me magic conch shell. I don't like having to be original.
>>28912537
Will miyazaki direct another Soulsborne game?
>>28915873
Well then let me ask again, do you think that she likes me? Please tell me.
>>28915892
Okay then, tell me, will I win?
Majic conch shell:
Is it going to happen?
If I tell a bitch to show me them ass will she give me the pussy?
>>28912537
Will I lose miserably. Please answer me magic conch shell. There is more questions to come.
>>28915920
Ah, please ah boss
I wants de pussy pls
>>28915928
Okay done now tell me. Please. I promise I will be a gut boi.
Will I marry my professor
>>28915940
I will but only if you give me the answer. Please just answer me.
plz shell ;-;
>>28912537
Will I end up killing myself within the next 6 months?
>>28912537
Will a girl I'm currently talking to become my gf?
>>28915952
Thank you magic conch, now tell me please, will I ever be as good as takumi?
Are you sure now? Answer?
>>28912537
read this as will i get a .gif this year.
here you go
shell. i beg. gf :(
>>28915970
T-thanks conch
>>28915974
asking again, swift response please
>>28915969
>delete your account
Oh goody, a reroll.
Rolling for a big fat zero (1 would be >ok)
Oh Magic Conch, will I lose my virginity this year?
>>28916003
how about now? anything?
>>28916000
>000
Really, get on with it.
She doesn't actually like me, right?
>>28916015
God damn it, I want a straight answer. Fuck the robot and fuck that imae.
>>28916061
Then in that case, should I go away?
>>28916114
C'mon magic conch shell, just tell me so I can go play video games.
Magic conch shell, should I stop browsing and go to sleep?
>>28912537
Will if get one?
>>28912537
Will the ride ever end?original post
Same question as OP. I pretty much know what the answer is already, but never hurts to remind myself of my destiny.
>>28912537
Magic conch shell, are you a magic conch shell at all?
will she say yes to the question?
will my life get better before the year is over
>>28912537
Roll roll roll roll rolllllll
Oh, Magic Conch please tell me if she is ignoring me?
may i have something to eat?
Is she ignoring me, oh Magic Conch?
>>28912537
Are we gonna make it conch shell?
>>28912537
rolling oh god pls
>>28917444
ARE WE GOING TO MAKE IT CONCH
One more time, is she ignoring me, oh mystical Magic Conch?
>>28912537
do i need to study tomorrow
>>28912537
Will I ever be a real girl......
>>28912537
Will I fulfill my destiny and bring honor to my family?
Will the girl I like want to hang with me at the movies in the future?
>>28917577
i need a good answer
>>28917600
faggot conch one more reroll
idk magic conch shell. i dont really want a gf, too lazy and uninspired.
>>28912537
rollyio /pol/lyio
should I kill myself
>>28917600
>>28917620
top kek
>>28912537
Should I worry about it? original tbqh..
do i have a chance
praise the lord
>>28915647
>>28915657
>>28915690
>>28915769
>>28915794
>>28915814
>>28915828
Fucking lol.originial desu
jdbejdbejh
>>28917795
Shirjrbirb
>>28912537
all hail the conch. all hail the conch. the truth must be revealed.
>>28912537
Will i nail my studies?
Well seeing as I just got rejected earlier today, let's see if I'll have more luck later
>>28912537
Magic Conch Shell, will I get into University this year?
>>28917975
Please no maybe response, I keep hearing maybes.
>>28917995
I got maybe twice... OK, fuck you.
>>28912537
Omg please conch
Magic conch grant us eyes
>>28912537
Will I have sex this year? Just give it to me straight
>>28918542
R.I.P. good luck next year xD
Magic conch shell,
Can I start all over again, get a second chance to not be a total failure?
>>28919249
So how to delete 9gag account?
>will I get a qt tomboy dom gf this year?
Magic conch shell, will C and I ever have children?
>>28919249
Conch Shell, what fo you mean by "delete account?"
will this anon get a gf this summer?
>>28912537
will i do well this year?
>>28912537
will i get a qt gf this year? original comment btw
Magic conch shell please give me what it is I desire ooooOoowa so much
>>28912537
im not gonna kill myself.
>>28912537
should i put my two weeks in and finally be rid of this hell?
Can I have a lovely girl to talk to and hangout with over the summer?
Please.
will i get a gf this summer? once again original comment
>>28919448
What if I don't wanna to fap rn
>>28912537
am i sick?
>>28912537
alrighty. am i sick?
>>28912537
Am I a homosexual?
>>28912537
Roll, though it doesnt matter.
Magic Conch shell
will I ever get to have a life partner who is into a lot of same shit as me and will help me succeed in life? I don't want to settle for someone who's just settling for me.
>>28919720
ah, I see. well, that was already in the plan. so re-roll I suppose?
will everything be okay
>>28919752
exactly what i figured. keep it surreal, robros
>>28912537
I asked this 2-3 years about if I'll ever get a gf and the answer was no (so far it's true).
I hope my luck has changed so here goes
Will I ever get gf now Magic Conch Shell?
Am I perma khhv oh magic conch
>>28919784
Ok asking again.
Will I ever get gf now Magic Conch Shell?
>>28919819
Re-roll. fuck
>>28919839
One more re-roll. Give it to me straight Doc.
>>28912537
Does she want me back?
>>28912537
will we? don't fuck with me conch shell!
>>28919934
what did i just say?!
Will you let me delude myself into maintaining hope?
magic conch will I average a 6?
>>28912537
Will I kill every normie on Earth?
>>28912537
Does the pain stop?
![is_150811_suicide_800x600[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/AkN9kAW.jpg "is_150811_suicide_800x600[1].jpg")
>>28920296
>if you want
What did the conch mean by this?
Does Angie have romantic feelings for me?
>>28920332
Does any girl have romantic feelings towards me?
>>28920350
Fucking christ
Blabahskdkdksmajajsjs
Oh great magic conch, will she ever talk to me again?
Is it a good idea to ask her again?
Pls
>>28920385
Maybe doesn't help you crustacean bastard pls answer again
>>28912537
Will this attempt end well?
>>28920414
Top zozzel
Origeno
>>28920414
Fine one last time. Will she ever talk to me again?
>>28920503
get rektacle examizationed nerd
Will Nicole send me a message again someday?
Will I talk to Diane when I'm back home?
Hey conch shoould i be an hero
>>28920642
Ok ty concho
>>28912537
gib gf blox
>>28912537
Will I get nasty with a qt this year?
>>28920587
Describe her
xoxoxoxoxobloxx
>>28920660
Wait should i an hero or no
>>28912537
Will I have sex with C. this year please?
Will I be able to stay sober this summer?
>>28920692
Go fuck yourself, conch.
>>28920694
Am i kill or not conch
>>28912537
Will I get a qtp2t gf this year, conch?
>>28920705
DAMMIT CONCH GIVE ME AN ANSWER
>>28920763
FUCK YOU CONCH, I NEED THIS ANSWER
Answer my question conch
>>28912537
Magic Conch Shell, will I meet a girl on this trip I'm taking that I'll develop a relationship with?
>>28921042
Do you really determine the future though?
Magic conch shell, is it going to work out?
Reroll
Oreligma
>>28912537
Reveal the future to me, magic conch.
Should I kill myself instead of trying to write this book?
Will I get my life together this year?
Rolling.
o' mighty magic conch gib me an answer.
Will I earn ever enough money to buy happiness?
>>28912537
Will moving out end up being a good choice?
>>28912537
Is she gonna marry that guy
>>28922228
No fuck that
>>28912537
will i get a gf this year
original123
am i gonna do this thing?
Just fuck my fucking shit the fuck up F A M
>>28922270
asking again
original123
will mal work out and get buff
Let's try this fucking shit again
Should I just try to have sex with women instead of date woman?
>>28912537
will my future gf try to rape me
Magic Conch. Should I quit my job?
Magic Conch. Will the people of r9k ever stop crying about having no gf?
>>28915591
Did it happen?
Ravioli, Ravioli, give me the death I deserviolly!
will i ever find what im looking for
i want muh gf pls-arino
>>28912537
A conch shell is like a vagina with a crusty outer layer.
Will I grow the balls to do it?
>>28923031
Will it happen in the coming months
What's the verdict mighty conch shell
Ok magic conch shell
Will I finally get the courage to talk to her?
>>28912537
Nice, OP. Just be more open with yourself.
Magic Conch Shell:
Will I have a QT pie soon.
Will I have any physical contact with a girlfriend this year?
Should I follow through with my resignation?
GO GO MEME MAGIC REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>28923137
That was rather rude Conch shell.
Will I meet a QT homosexual partner soon then
>>28923189
ANSWER THE QUESTION
MEME MAGIC MEME MAGIC
>>28912537
Magic Conch shell, will someone be my gf this year?
>>28923200
Please answer the question Conch Shell.
Will I meet a qt faggot?
>>28923209
Fuck off conch shell you suck.
>>28912537
Will I marry Kim?
>>28912537
is this the year i'm finally going to die/kill myself?
>>28912537
Magic Conch shell, will I make out with a girl this year?
>>28923225
You figure it out yet conch shell?
Will I meet my QT pie homo who will hold me
Will I get a gf this year?
rolling
>>28912537
Will I have a big aryan family in the future?
>>28912537
Please good luck
>>28923877
It's still possible right?
Will I turn out like my mother
>>28912537
Let's go magic conch!
>>28912537
Is my dick big enough?
will IT happen in the upcoming years?
>>28912537
Magic conch shell, will I ever pork nicole
giv garlfrand
>>28924109
Ok done, please answer now?
>>28912537
magic conch will i actually be able to hold my new job down?
>>28912537
will i ever live off my music or is it a waste of time?
also is josh a cuckold bitch
>>28912537
Magic Conch shell,
Will I get a gf this year? original ain't it
>>28912537
Will my acne disappear before I hit 30?
Gotta rawl
>>28912537
Will I get a gf in this decade?
>>28912537
will i get a gf this year? (if dubs its joy)
>>28912537
Rollollollollollol
>>28912537
Magic Conch shell,
Will I have sexual intercourse with a female human some time within the next 5 years?
>>28924343
Ok you ass
Magic Conch shell,
Will I acquire a gf at some time within the next 5 years?
Should I stop using kik and Skype and say goodbye to my online sweetheart?
