Alt Girl
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Do you have an alternative girl you pine after, /r9k/?
They tend not to obsess over looks, geekiness and other traditionally underdesirable male traits.
>>28911501
>They tend not to obsess over looks, geekiness and other traditionally underdesirable male traits.
wrooooooooooong
>>28911501
I like certain alt-girls but not the type "omg twanty one pilots111"
Chloe or Max would both be ideal gf's though.
>>28911501
>>28911501
>They tend not to obsess over looks, geekiness and other traditionally underdesirable male traits
gave me a chuckle.
>>28911554
Too bad they only ever use the males in the game.
>>28911554
>tfw no Max gf
Chloe can fuck off tho
>>28911628
Warren? Is that you, ya c u c k?
>>28911628
I can sympathize with Chloe though because I lost my father when I was young and did stupid shit.
>>28911501
Where could i find a girl like chloe?
>>28911949
At your local dyke bar.
>>28911501
>They tend not to obsess over looks, geekiness and other traditionally underdesirable male traits.
>Now you're totally stuck in the retro zone, sad face
What did she mean by this?
>>28911628
You have great taste anon. Max is 10/10, Chloe isn't desirable at all.
I used to date a short haired alt / goth girl.
>>28912400
Could you please greentext a story of you fucking her?
>>28912585
Well, I suppose I could, but what are you looking to hear exactly? It'd surely read the same as if I greentexted fucking any other girl no?
>>28912608
I just want to read a story of you fucking a cute short haired girl fampi.
>unironically liking special snowflake edgelord cunt
Kill yourselves. Chloe is completely unlikeable.
Does goth count as alternative? Because when I met her she was goth. Loved her with all my heart.
>>28912767
Which is why she shat all over you?
>>28912786
No, she died. For some reason she attached to me and really liked me. Not sure why, since I didn't really fit in with her and her other goth friends.
>>28911554
the moment when you love twenty one pilots and so does the alt girl you like
>all these anons trying to steal my waifu
FUCK OFF SHE'S MINE
>>28912922
You can have No Tits McGee.
>>28912645
Well ok.
For reference she had short (two inches tops) hair, dyed blue.
>on train home, late at night.
>she starts getting handsy
>move to empty carriage and things get heated
>She undoes my pants, goes to town with her hands, mouth (i loved stroking her hair when she had it buzzed while she did this)
>she knew that she had wide hips and she knew that i liked it. So she starts to bounce up and down on my lap, dick is diamonds, every time she did this it was the best show of my life
>stand up and bend her over the seat and pound her for a minute or two until our stop is coming (and so am I!)
>finish inside her just as the intercom announces the stop
>we laugh for weeks after that it was the gruff sound of the conductor's voice that made me cum and not her
Fun times, best ass I've ever had and a cutie to boot.
>>28912954
>not liking chestIets
>>28912988
>not prefering qt druggie alt girl over shy stacey
suit yourself
I've had them all throughout my school years. My current weed dealer is one but she goes girly whenever she stops by which makes trips to her place just a bit more worth it.
>>28912902
I hope you both listen to regional at best.
>>28913098
ofcourse! its probably my second fav after vessel
>>28913069
>preferring slutty junkie whore over shy qt
Some people
>>28911501
>They tend not to obsess over looks, geekiness and other traditionally underdesirable male traits.
lmao
"alternative" girls still want Chad, they just accept an "alternative" chad
>Implying chloe wasn't a massive SJW
The dyed hair should have been a massive giveaway
The final choice in this game would have been much harder to make if chloe wasn't such an insuffarable cunt, I was actually glad when she died
I killed her in chapter 4 as well, not as a mercy killing, but because it was so fucking satisfying
>>28911628
>>28912386
>>28912922
Max belongs in the fucking trash
>typical "such a nurd gurll gamer XDDD"
>has a face that looks like a horse
>over dramatic whiny bitch
The only decent waifu in that shitshow of a game was the QT christian girl
>>28913296
>Tripfag
Opinion discarded, of course
>attracted to alt girls/goth girls
>too shy to do anything about it
>attracted to tomboys and muscle girls
>too shy to do anything about it
>attracted to butch girls
>want to be a trap switch for them
I am more fetish than man now
>>28913183
I wish I heard that more.
I only know one guy that listens to Rab. it's like no one knows it exists
>>28914059
sadly thats true, only die hards really know. you should check out r/twentyonepilots
Chloe is shit and should just stay dead.
Kate is best girl.
>>28911501
>Do you have an alternative girl you pine after, /r9k/?
Yes...
>>28912982
>going home anyway
>have sex on train
Wish it derailed senpai.
I have fallen in love with many lesbians before I realized lesbians do not exist and they are just licking each others twats until they find chad.
There is something called a gold star lesbian, meaning a lesbian who has never had sex with a man, and no, not one has proven to exist, also all FtM trans have also had sex with a man.
>>28914099
I assumed as much but didn't want to say it lol
I've been there also.
Do you also love in Columbus anon? how did you hear about them
>>28911501
once fucked a green haired lass with so many tattoos whose favourite band was fall out boy so yes
>>28914259
i live in northern ireland actually. my friends introduced me to them in spring of last year. my friend had been a fan of them before vessel came out.
I like understated goth girls who are essentially pretty but weird-looking at the same time. Think "Alterhacker", Morticia Addams or Allison from The Breakfast Club.
If I see one more moon-faced twat with a side-shave, black lipstick, bitch glasses and green hair... These bitches ruined the entire alt-scene. They're just the second generation of emos, after all the emo kids "discovered who they really were" and have gauges and beards, now, which left a vacuum for these ugly cunts to fill.
2009 era dors feline was top tier waifu material. Her interviews with scoreland are GOAT
>>28914518
she was best girl in that movie
>>28914566
Until daddy-issues Chad got to her.
>>28911501
>>28913340
This is partially true. I am the furthest thing from a Chad or an alternative Chad, and yet I still got my dick wet with 6 alt girls and dated a few others.
The thing is that they're "alternative" because they have massive issues and so they're much more willing to settle for an alternative beta.
Also, they do care about looks and fashion, maybe even more so than normie girls. When I was 17 some punk girl used me as her practice bf and then ditched me for punk rock Chad because, I shit you not, "he has a studded leather jacket".
I've been with mallgoths, punks, pop-punks, pre-myspace emos, post-myspace emos and metalheads, as well as one hippie/freegan type.
Granted this started nearly a decade and a half ago when it was actually pretty mainstream to be alternative.
>>28911501
Lololol
"I'm not like other girls"
"Alt" chicks just want attention extra badly so they peacock. They're generally extra insecure and max out at 7/10, but generally are 3-5/10. They also generally have daddy issues.
They're worse human beings than normal girls. They usually believe in some do gooder agenda yet treat the people closest to them poorly.
>>28912982
>>she knew that she had wide hips and she knew that i liked it. So she starts to bounce up and down on my lap, dick is diamonds, every time she did this it was the best show of my life
Wait, are guys really supposed to get aroused when girls do things, and get excited and stuff?
When my girlfriend says she wants sex, I basically think that I just want to get it over with. I don't even like or want foreplay.
>>28914823
sounds like u have low testosterone
here is my alt girl crush
>>28914994
>girl
orange
>Fucking a girl with problem hair
Stick your dick in the Elephants Foot in Chernobyl and you'll get similar results
these kinds of girls think I'm some kind of subhuman because I don'tlisten to much music. I don't have any taste, or favorite bands, or anything
>>28911501
>They tend not to obsess over looks, geekiness and other traditionally underdesirable male traits.
being this plupilled
>>28913359
This.
Like, holy shit, how is this even a choice?
