>tfw I bought some condoms online just because my oneitis

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2016-05-29 20:08:15 Post No. 28908995
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Anonymous 2016-05-29 20:08:15 Post No. 28908995 [Report]

>tfw I bought some condoms online just because my oneitis will meet me at the seaside this summer and now I'm afraid that my mother finds out about this
I didn't want to buy them at a pharmacy because I've social anxiety and online there are more types, but now maybe is worst and for my oneitis I'm just a friend, probably nothing will happen.
I've never done something so stupid.

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Anonymous 2016-05-29 20:15:06 Post No.28909126
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Anonymous 2016-05-29 20:15:06 Post No.28909126 [Report]

>>28908995
Aw, it must be hard to sneak around like this. What kind of person is your mom?

>Oooh, do you have a little girlfriend?!!
or
>Lol, as if you'd need them
or
>Satan, leave this child!!! Only after marriage for the sole purpose of procreation!

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Anonymous 2016-05-29 20:16:18 Post No.28909152
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Anonymous 2016-05-29 20:16:18 Post No.28909152 [Report]

>>28908995
>buying condoms online

What a fucking beta.

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Anonymous 2016-05-29 20:18:37 Post No.28909200
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Anonymous 2016-05-29 20:18:37 Post No.28909200 [Report]

>>28909126
A mix of the second and the third without religious motivations.

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Anonymous 2016-05-29 20:19:44 Post No.28909224
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>>28908995
If your mom says anything about the condoms, just say that you were going to rape her, but didn't want to have an inbred bastard child.

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Anonymous 2016-05-29 20:21:10 Post No.28909253
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Anonymous 2016-05-29 20:21:10 Post No.28909253 [Report]

>>28909200
Do it without condom. When you get aids, tell her it's because of her shitty parenting