I have an /r9k/ bf, he's nice to me and I love him a lot! I want to be with him forever! I'm so happy!
Online or in real life?
>>28908577
>r9k bf
>nice
Probably just found a normie
>>28908582
Real life
Oregano
>>28908615
Post pictures of his cum in your butt, please.
>>28908577
>no r9k gf to fap to Chinese cartoon with
why even live
>>28908640
here ya go
>fuck this stupid original shit
meanwhile I'm preparing to actually kill myself
this is all of your guys' fault
you could have been my bf, you could have taken my virginity, you could have at least given me a blowjob or a handjob or something
some of you get to do this everyday, while I would have lived out the rest of my life in abject loneliness
what a relief, I made the right decision
>>28908682
>chinese cartoon
Pretty neat cancer there, m80.
>>28908692
you got me faggot kek
>>28908692
this pic isnt you lol
>>28908577
how'd he get you?
>>28908640
No, those are private.
>>28908758
Posting in these kinds of threads. You all can do it!
>>28908577
Reminder that we are being raided by /lgbt/ right now.
Remember. Heterosexuality is normal. Heterosexuality is healthy. Heterosexuality is good.
>>28908577
I have an /r9k/ bf too! Mine is definitely the cutest one here though.I like to fuck his butt.
>>28908850
When did you meet him? Is this an online or irl relationship?
>>28908577
I want shy qt feminine bf
What do?
>>28908901
Real life, I met him last year~
>>28908918
Post in trap threads and bf threads.
>>28908711
oh just kill yourself and cut the drama, bitch
>>28908947
Are you gonna get married?
>>28908972
i've been doing that for years
fuck off and check your actual privilege while you're at it
have you ever considerd castration ?
wouldnt it be a relief to just eliminate your libido ?
>>28908992
I hope so yes yes but not for a long time@! Eeeeee! ^_^~
>>28909022
I'm already sort ofon HRT. I don't need really have a sex drive unless my bf decides to be a sex bomb out of nowhere then I get too turned on to exist.
I've only ever had an online BF before, I really want somebody nice to cuddle with ;w;
>>28909166
You should've met them irl!
>>28909166
hey where do you live anon?
>>28909166
I know this feel bro; it's awful.
>>28909229
Yeah let me just do that with no money and being in the middle of no where.
>>28909229
He was from Europe and I'm from Canada, the distance was just too far..
>>28909245
Eastern Canada.
>>28909274
Are you two not together anymore?
>>28909274
>Eastern Canada
I've seen quite a few cute Canadians, anon.I bet you are too.
>>28909310
They're so plump and pale, and cutely flush when they get drunk or embarrassed.
>>28908711
strim?
>>28909298
We're still friends and all, the romance just kinda died out though.. We both agreed it was for the best.
>>28909310
Thanks.. I'm from a really rural area though, I've only ever seen one anon from this province before and it was just from a post on /v/
>>28909379
>from a really rural area
Well, anon, there is basically no one at all where I liveEastern TN. It's only slightly better than living in the north midwest (which is literally empty).
>>28909274
Eastern Canada.
I'm from Halifax anon, wanna cuddle?
>tfw dating r9k boys
They just appreciate it more.
>>28908577
Where he from anon ?
>>28908577
Oh geez it's totally not LGBT raiding us
>>28909504
The gay agenda only works if you're prison gay desperate enough to fall for twink qts. Are you?
>tfw met a guy on /r9k/
>tfw we have so much in common
>tfw have developed crush on him despite no history of gay behavior or thoughts
How did this happen?I want to marry him. I don't even know what he looks like.
Tfw no bf who isn't a degenerate with 500 past partners
Why are gays so mentally unstable?
>>28909422
It's very empty around here too!
>>28909467
oh gosh
I'm from Cape Breton idk if I really feel comfortable saying where..I can drop my email if you want
do you like anime
>>28909504
>I don't want to date another robot
We actually love each other a lot. I don't think I could imagine life without them at this point.
>>28909504
oh lawdy here we go with the epic planned trolls, those aren't gay as hell at all.
>>28909569
Anime is okay but pls frop email senpai a lam.
>>28909551
ask for a picture or something anon, also what kinda stuffs do you guys do ?
>>28909551
How long ago was this?
Oregano basil
>>28909504
Oh wow. Why would LGBT want to raid us?
>>28909563
>tfw iktf
Many other gays are mentally unstable because they've been ostracized and bullied for being gay, or grew up in homophobic environments. I'm lucky and had the luxury of having a normal childhood, never picked on for my sexuality and my parents were always ok with gay people. Most gays do not have this luxury though and they grow bitter in adulthood.
That's why I'd much rather have a bi bf than a gay one
>>28909606
I don't want to ask for a picture because I honestly don't care what he looks like. I love his soul.
We just talk a lot and play video games sometimes.
>>28909615
4 or 5 months.
>>28909569
>tfw no cute canadian bf that helps you move out of america with a tasty uncut dick
fuck
>>28909635
/LGBT/ Go there you degenerate faggot
>>28909632
To make us gayer. I'm already a tranny so I don't know what else they could do.
>>28909551
>>28909635
This sounds so cute, I wish you the best of luck!
>>28909602
[email protected]
please no bully
>>28909681
>please no bully
This guy actually loves being bullied! Don't listen to him!
>>28909634
Yeah, people blame slutty behavior on hedonism. But a lot of the time it's validation-seeking. They're completely lacking in self worth. Someone finding them desirable, if even for one night, is like a drug.
>>28909663
I don't even like dicks or male bodies, but I've never met someone like him before. Something clicked and now I just love him.
>>28909681
Thanks, I don't think he's gay at all though.
>>28909634
>muh environment
Nah, gays are degenerate regardless of where they live.
>>28909681
I will bully you with my dick, honey
>>28909707
This is 100% correct. I want people to like me even if it means being bullied.
>>28909744
>honey
EWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW
>>28909746
Get a long term bf. I used to hate myself but the validation and his niceness makes me love him more.
>>28909701
>>28909744
n-nomute orohigfhnaatj
>>28909635
W-what video games ?
>>28909861
I'd rather not say for fear of identification. He doesn't know I have a crush on him.
>>28909819
I'm going to bully you by hugging you for hours!
>>28909890
i'm so scared and happy it might be me
>>28909895
I-I'm okay with this..
>>28909959
Are you gay? If not it might be you. He's talked about girls quite a bit with me and neither of us have any reason to suspect the other is gay.
>>28908814
but that vag aint
>>28909992
Then I'll pin you down and kiss you! My lips will be all over, with nothing you can do.
>>28909959
You shoukd nessage him on steam or whatever you guys use. Say "howa reyou" so that if it's the thread anon he'll know and not he'll just think it's a typo.
>tfw /cuteboys/ NEET bf
>>28910046
2 scary friend
>>28910034
oh gosh
>>28910119
I want one too!
>>28910119
I've met some people on there, but I haven't had any luck yet.
The first person to respond to this post is my new bf
>crush on a boy after just realizing lately I am either gay or bi
>afraid of what he'll think of my cut dick
where do I find a bf that is cute and nice and will make cute posts about me on r9k?
>>28910166
Are you qt senpai?
>>28910141
>tfwvisiting him in 20 days and I don't know if I'm ready for sex or even cuddling even though he insists
A /r9k/ partner sounds comfy as hell
I wish I was gay
>>28910188
This isn't a problem for me since I'm a bottom (most of the time)!
>>28910221
Don't worry, anon; just go with the flow and see what happens.
>>28910125
Do it! What if you two are the two in this thread? You'd have a bf. If not all he'd see is you making a cute mistake typing.
>>28910217
It doesn't matter, you're my bf now
>>28910266
only if he would do it first i don't wanna ruin anything
Is this your beloved r9k boyfriend?
>>28909379
Do you live in PEI?
>>28910119
how do you get someone from /cuteboys/
everyone just doesnt talk and removes you after a few days
>>28910274
That was quite fast desu
>>28910294
Just message some typo'd text. If he's not in this thread he'll never know!
>>28910382
I talk a lot and most likely want to keep talking to you, but no one lives in the southeastern US.
>>28910385
I warned you, you shouldn't have responded if you didn't want the responsibility. I figure you can meet my parents tomorrow and we'll get married on tuesday
>>28910119
every cute boy I meet just wants to ride my dickI just want a real relationship
>>28910552
You'll find someone I'm sure. I've only wanted a relationship, and now I'm in one and I'm happy.
>>28910552
>tfw just want a cuddlebuddy who also wants to ride my dick
>>28910652
Sorry, senpai, I'm going to be glued to you 24/7.
>post my ideal in ideal bf thread
>not expecting a reply but I actually get one
>be shy about adding him for a few hours but finally work up the courage
>turns out he really is my ideal and we have everything in common every time we learn something about each othereven that we're both on hrt
>now spend all day together playing games and watching anime and being lovey with each other
>he's gonna see me next month for a week
Having an r9k bf is amazing
>>28910700
I thought you were someone else until the hrt bit. PHEW.
I was worried the guy I liked found someone elsenot that he likes me but hey
>>28910700
Oh man, online relationships never work in real life. Prepare for disappointment
>>28910700
>no cutie trans bf to take hrt with
enough is enough
>tfw no one will ever live even remotely near me that browses this board and is a cute trap
Who here /isolated/ from the rest of the world?
>>28910119
>tfw every time I email someone on the zeemaps the address is dead or they want to only hook up
>tfw every time someone emails me it's some fat desperate autist
Although I don't want to maybe I'll try going to my university's GSA one more time...
>>28910813
Yeah it sucks, I've never even seen another person from my state
>>28911010
He probably lives in Europe or something.
Where do you live in America, anon?
>>28911053
Iowa, land of corn
I talk to random guys in chatrooms and omegle and pretend I'm basically a nerd gamer girl. I'm nice and playful but avoid lewd because I'm looking for the kind of guys that "just wants to make friends, though preferably girls" if you know what I mean. Whenever the conversation turns to getting a more permanent way to communicate like skype, I change the subject but say I'll add them later or if doing so is impossible and we've chatted for a good amount of time, I leave on them. My primary goal is to be really likable so they feel happy they have a new female friend, ideally they're one of those guys that falls for any girl that gives them attention too.
I really want to do this long term but instead of leaving, just turn them down when they do fall for me and friend zone them but still talk to them.
>>28911082
That's pretty fucked up, anon.
>>28911082
> ideally they're one of those guys that falls for any girl that gives them attention too.
That would be me.
Do you really want a friend though? I would think the appeal is in the initial getting someone to like you phase.
>>28911082
Nigga that's awful
>>28911138
What I'm looking for is those guys that say they want friends, but really they want to talk to girls because "Hey maybe if I'm friends with a girl we meant end up together". Essentially beta orbiters.
I haven't done it long term yet so I really couldn't say, but the appeal to me would be simply being nice and appealing to that whole "desperate nerd has one female friend who treats him well" dynamic. I think the transition, him slowly hinting that he seriously cares about me would be the most interesting part, but I am interested in the moment of the friend zoning too.
The fact the guy has at least some intention or interest in it turning into a relationship is essential though.
>>28911283
Yes, that would describe me perfectly.
That seems like an awful lot of work to put into a person though. Why not get a real relationship?
>>28911082
>>28911283
You're a demon and I want you to die
>>28910141
Are you a boy or a grilll?
are you gy or straight?
mayhaps we could be friends or more
but only f you answer right
>>28911082
>>28911283
literally worse than hitler
have you ever been in a relationship? are you in one?
why do you make fake accounts? If you delete them will you die? would it be extremely painful?
perhaps they are wondering why someone would take the time to befriend them
before abandoning the chat
Once I befriend you
then you have my permission to ghost
I wonder what will die first their heart
or this chat
>>28911325
What do you mean exactly? A real relationship with these people or just a normal real relationship? I have standard friends who have nothing to do with this, if that's what you mean.
>>28911360
I won't deny it.
>>28911082
they deserve it for orbiting
>>28908814
Let me help out bro
>>28911409
A real relationship with someone you actually want to be in a relationship with. Isn't it about the same amount of work?
I know you don't want a relationship with people like me.
>>28911409
So do you get off on breaking hearts or something. What's the motivation.
>>28911467
A real relationship with a real person is a hell of a lot more work than simply being myself but donning a female persona and talking to desperate nerds who falls for the first girl that is nice to them.
The most effort I would have to put in is simply talking and being nice.
>>28911472
I think the biggest appeal would simply be seeing them fall for me despite the fact I'm just being a nice person and happen to be female (as far as they know). Honestly, part of it is that I was that type when I was a teenager and it's dumb and guys shouldn't do it. They need to learn and I get to mess with them too.
>>28911667
Yeah, I guess that's true.
>>28911667
Wouldn't you save a lot of time by simply saying, "don't orbit." You could buy advertising space on an interstate billboard.
>>28911753
I have a lot of spare time and not much to do with it.
>>28908577
>Not wanting a r9k boyfriend
You are aware that we are talking about delicate 15 year old female boys who never went through puberty right?
>>28908577
2homo4me
>>28910382
We went on a related chat a year ago. Have been talking ever since.
>tfw will never have a cute /r9k/ bf
>tfw no one will ever love me
It's depressing to see everyone on /r9k/ find happiness but me.
