>Be a 25 year old virgin
>Never kissed a girl either
So how old are you virgins?
i really don't understand how these exist, because i am, and have always been, a serious fat fuck. and i'm not one of those memeing skellies that's 6'2 and 100 pounds and is """fat""" i'm FAT, about 280 at 5'10 (19) and have been around there for years. i have horrible acne all over the place, and with translucent pale white skin. i'm basically a monster. but i've never dated a girl over 120 pounds, my first kiss was at 14, and i'm not a virgin.
i'm literally a subhuman and lost my virginity at 18 (to anothe virgin, something i wouldn't have accepted anything but), so i really don't understand how old virgins even happen, how bad can you be for it to be possible?
I'm a big fat asshole and I've been with 30 people
23 and I stopped caring about 2 years ago, and I have gone so long living single I don't see a reason why I should change my life to introduce a woman into it. I'm actually content with tfwnogf
>>28908410
I'm in the same boat, I got a shit body (used to be better when I was younger), shitty, crooked teeth since no braces ever and am a, now recovering, alcoholic to boot. Yet I lost my virginity at 17 (traveled 600km for a 3/10 at most, I was thirsty as fuck, never had a girl as ugly as her after that) and had sexual encounters before that, almost always had some girlfriend I could put my dick in in the last fifteen years as well. I don't even leave my house often.
I hate the face post threads here with a passion because I literally would murder to look like some of the self-proclaimed ugly robots, yet these guys are desperate virgins and it boggles my mind.
25 year old virgin here.
I've made out with a girl, fingered another one, and gotten a (bad) handjob before as well.
I seriously need to lose my virginity before I turn 26.
>>28908410
fuck you faggot. just fuck right off.
26(almost 27) year old dateless kissless virgin here. Could be worse though I could be fat or NEET. I already accepted my fate as dying a virgin and gave up on women years ago.
Almost 25.
Actively been rejected about 30 times. Approached probably another 80 girls but didn't ask them out.
I'm convinced that sex and relationship are not real and this world is actually hell meant to torment me. I'm onto you fuckers, demons.
>18 lol im so screwed xDDDD
>>28908311
I will be 22 next month.
21, I kissed a girl when I was like 9 when playing truth or dare or some dumb game, I don't think it counts tho because she was basically my sister
>>28908410
You know what? Maybe people just don't care enough to want to try to have sex. Maybe we just don't want to do it with someone we don't know or dont feel 100% comfortable around.
I'm a 25 year old virgin too. All I really need sexually is a quick wank once a week. Sure I get sexual feelings, but I don't have the compulsion to capitalise on them and make an ass of myself making awkward passes at women I have no realistic chances with.
I do my work for the day and then go home and work on my hobbies. I like to keep myself to myself. I dont have many friends, and I usually hang out with family I live with. (And funnily enough, I actually really like my family and get on with them all just fine)
You can call me a loser for admitting that but actually I don't care at all. This is the situation I'm in, and it could be much much worse. And fuck if I'm rushing out anytime soon to scrape barely by to get a place of my own.
And also it's difficult letting people into your personal space. At least to me it is. Physical touching feels awkward, the best I usually manage is a hug or touching hands, and because I have a disabled dependent living in my house it feels weird to just invite anybody over since that person is vulnerable and i have trouble trusting people.
Some people haven't had the good fortune you've had anon. What is easy to one may be the most difficult thing to another and you should appreciate that at least.
>>28912072
>wank once a week
I wish I could cut down to this.
22 here. Really angry too. Seriously considering hurting some roastie.
30 in a few months
sdfshs
>>28908311
Almost 24.
Being a virgin is only part of the problem, the other is being alone. I'm a bitter, pessimistic cunt but it could all be fixed if I got some fucking intimacy.
I just can't imagine a girl wanting anything to do with someone who's about to turn 24 and is an unemployed KV.
>>28909668
been saying that to myself since i was 16 and now i'm almost 23
I'm turning 19 next month. The light at the end of the tunnel is waning and dwindling with each passing day.
>>28912480
>it could all be fixed if
no.
>>28908410
I could have been like you(other than the kiss at 14 part), but I have just fucked up my chances. I am and ugly manlet but my main problem has always been my shit personality.
>>28912594
Well, I guess that if I ever managed to get a gf then I'd start worrying about her leaving me. Still, I'm over feeling alone.
26.
I stopped caring years ago.
The women I'm attracted to are out of my league,
The women that are attainable are generally unattractive to me.
I wank about twice per week.
>>28912388
You are really pathetic
>>28912762
shut the fuck up you white knight cuckold
>>28912322
I wish I could do it more, but as I get older, I get less into it.
At this point that one wank is so short and lacklustre that I usually climax after a minute, especially if I get hard first, (which fortunately i can still do at will). Too sensitive to edge properly so I don't usually enjoy it as much as id like to.
23. Only experience with guys is my dating sims. I guess I'm mostly okay with it since I've never known anything else, but it sucks that I'm getting too old for the kind of cutesy romance I want.
>>28912762
You're more pathetic then he will ever be trying to white knight whores.
>>28912773
You're angry at someone else because you're too undesirable too be in a relationship with. Why would someone want to be with you if you're the kind of person that would hurt someone else because you're a virgin.
If that's not pathetic then I don't know what is.
>>28912865
You're a stupid cunt. Every human being has a breaking point. Every human being becomes evil when treated badly enough. I hope the same thing happens to you one day.
>>28912825
I think all I want at the moment is a little cutesy romance with a girl.
I mean I realise I don't really want to get too attached and intimate but a lot of times I feel like it would be nice if I had someone cute to watch trashy old cult films with, who could lie on my lap whilst I share some microwave popcorn with them.
I mean it's probably why I really bought those Evil Dead and Twilight Zone blu rays. For that one person to share these film experiences with.
I mean, it's always amazing to gauge people's reaction to the ending of Brazil. Its a film that really makes you think.
>>28912903
Wow man you're so hardcore, you're evviiiil, you've hit the BREAKING POINT because of years of "abuse".
Lots of people are virgins without being evil. There's nothing wrong with being a virgin, even if you're a virgin at 22 or whatever it's still ok. You can still find happiness and find the person that's right for you. There is something wrong however with acting like a little kid, like you are.
24 y/o KHV. I have never hit on or asked out a woman
>>28912987
I would rather have revenge
REVEEEEENGEE!!
>>28908311
26 kissless, hugless, handholdless, everythingless here.
Also a NEET who has never had a job.
This isn't how I wanted things to turn out.
I'm a 26 KV, I really flip flop between wanting intimacy and wanting nothing to do with it, it's an abstract kind of feel
almost 24
I don't care enough about sex to fuck girls I'm not attracted to, and the girls I'm attracted to are generally out of my league as a small dick black NEET weeb.
I'm pretty ugly and socially retarded. Still have had sex with three average looking women.
>>28912948
I don't think you can get too old for that kind of cutesy relationship, anon! It sounds like something lots of couples would enjoy doing. I meant more that at this age I'm not likely to find a guy who's as inexperienced and nervous about it all as I am. I guess I kind of want a fumbly "first time" romance, but I'm afraid that ship has probably sailed by now.
>>28913187
Good for you. Why are on this board?
5'11" 320 lbs. minor acne still. glasses. seasonal employment. live with parents. 24.
Last time I got laid was early April. I honestly don't know what's wrong, anon. Lost my virginity at 15. Am I a fat Chad? I don't think so. I've been coming to this website since you were just getting out of elementary school.
In any case, sex alone doesn't make you feel better for very long. I intend to kill myself tomorrow.
>>28913343
Please kill someone before you do. Preferably a girl. I plan on taking as many of them out with me before I do it myself.
>>28908410
Your standards must be super low. I'm a 25 year old KV, but I've had a lot of different girls attracted to me over the years. I just wasn't attracted to them, I wanted the top tier girls but I've learned too late that most likely I'm not good enough for them. I probably should have just fucked the uggos that wanted me just to get it out of my system.
>>28908311
>19 years old
>Swedecuck
>never kissed a girl, never got hugged by a girl, never touched a girls boobs, never touched a girls ass
>tfw missed out on teen love
>tfw missed out on teen pussy
>tfw I've had no female interaction for about 3 years
>tfw no female friends
Why did I have to born as such a fucking loser?
IT'S NOT FAIR!
18 and only kissed 3 girls, French kissed 2 others.
Should I just end it?
23gayvirgin here.
Been a friendless shut in neet for many years so y'know.
26 KHV and feeling like the bottom of the ocean.
It hurts everytime when I wake up and when I go to bed.
Help.
>>28913608
24 gaybot kv here.
I've also been in a shut in neet for years, but my real problem is that I'm ugly. Feels bad that I'm about to reach gay death as a kv.
>be virgin whole life
>finally meet girl who wanna bang
>have her naked
>can't get it up
>stop fapping
>fix diet
>try again
>still can't get it up
I'm cursed.
All I can say for my fellow 20 something year old virgins is we have to just try and keep trying. Ask out as many girls as possible, fuck caring about rejection. We're too old to give a fuck about that, just gotta keep going and going and going until you get a yes. If we don't try it for sure really isn't going to happen in this life time. We're not one of those lucky guys where the girl made big hints or the first move. Gotta grab your balls and just say fuck it. Let the chips fall where they fall, its gonna be what its gonna be. I'm more afraid of dying a virgin now than getting rejected infront of a group of people. Good luck out there bros.
24F kissless virgin, saving it for my longdistance oneitis. Social anxiety and abusive childhood basically killed my drive for dating in my teens. Was the quiet creepy loner girl in school.
24, not had sex or a meaningful relationship with a girl after she left 4 years ago. Lost my job in November and havn't done a thing about it. Put on 4 stone. I just want to disappear and never come back.
>>28908410
>>28908639
Because you are fucking normies. I'm not even mad about your success (at least some of us here are getting laid) I'm just flabbergasted how you don't realize that some people are born normies and some aren't.
Can someone among the fat chads explain how exactly got laid?
Situation, things said, who said what first etc.
>>28913767
Maybe you're nervous. Have a beer or two.
>>28908311
Yeah, I'm here. Going to be turning 26 in a few months. I'm a NEET shut in loser. I'm going to have to find a job but I don't know where to start or what to do. I have no friends to help me land a job.
I never tried to ask a woman out in my life and so I'm a 25 year old virgin. I've had a few women tell me I'm cute but I either ignored them or just did nothing. I just don't know what to do. I just feel like giving up because it's too late for me to live life normally and I don't know how to do anything.
I was kissless virgin until age 32.
And even then I only lost it through PURE luck. The girl was in an insane mental state, wanted dick, and I just happened to be in the right place at the right time.
I have never had sex since and I still haven't had a gf. I might as well still be virgin.
>>28913964
>not a virgin
>i might as well be a virgin
robot pls
>>28913572
>tfw qt girls ass accidentally rubs against your head during a lecture
>>28908311
29, only ever had sex with escorts
>gonna ask girl out
> think "The worst she can say she is no".
>ask her out
>she's not sure, she has to check to see if she has a free day or not(although admittedly she is rather busy)...
The fuck? Just give me a fucking straight answer, bitch. 10x worse than straight up saying no. This shit is awful. Really thought nothing could be worse than a no.
>>28913892
I had some beer the first time. The second time I was full sober.
It's psychological, obviously. I wake up with an iron dick every day. I like her so much and I'm going to lose her for something so stupid, makes me regret ever having tried.
>>28913740
Not being alone in this should make me feel better, but it doesn't.
>>28914072
just came in here to tell you, i've been with like 20+ girls and that kinda shit happens all the time, just move on dude. not worth your effort at all.
>>28913999
Nice trips!
The only time I've "touched" a girls ass was when I accidentally smacked her ass with my table tennis racket during an intense game in high school.
The closest I've ever been to a girl is when we had to play a stupid game in high school where girls had to sit on all the guys laps and rotate or whatever.
>tfw almost popping a boner when qt 3.14 innocent blonde school nerd girl sits on your lap.
>can barely hold it
>next girl sits on my lap
>she can't sit still on my lap and rubs up and down
>cannotholditmuchlonger.png
>manage to hold out until shitty game is over
Feels bad that these are my fondest memories of being close to a girl/girls.
>>28914222
Iktf anon. There doesn't seem to be a solution to our problems.
Nice trips.
>>28914289
>stupid game in high school where girls had to sit on all the guys laps and rotate or whatever
Weird. I can't imagine that taking place in any high school I ever went to. Something like that would've been seen as far too intimate/sexual.
>>28914352
I feel you man, as a sane male its really quite hard to deal with an ambiguous answer, but from talking to females a lot I've come to realize that ambiguity usually means no. Now, this isn't always the case but usually it just means the girl wants to let you down easier, but really all it is is more annoying than a rejection. Best thing you can do is just talk to her like you don't care whether she likes you or not, make casual conversation but dont push anything.
25 year old kissless, handholdless virgin here.
The worst thing is, it's really my fault in the end. I pushed away everyone in my life because I'm terrified of getting too close
>>28914358
It was during sex ed. I don't remember why we had to do it, but it happened. Didn't last long though. It was kind of weird, but I'm not complaining since that is probably as close to a female I will ever get.
>>28910909
Do you exercise or go on walks?
>>28912865
I'm a redditfag, not a robot, but I don't understand how you don't have empathy for these guys. They're desperately yearning for affection, as any human does, and while they suffer, they have watch other guys break all the rules and still get whatever they want. I totally understand why lonely, intelligent guys feel driven to the edge.
26 yr old kissless handholdess virgin.
its whatever though. not a problem at all.
>>28913724
Hey buddy. Have you tried going on walks at night?
>>28915129
Because there's lots of lonely intelligent guys that don't feel the need to hurt people. These guys are blaming their own failures on other people, it's unhealthy and sad. I feel empathy for robots in general and I try to give them advice to improve themselves but wanting to hurt people like they do is just vile and pathetic.
Also, not sure what makes you think that guy is intelligent.
>>28908311
approaching wizardry soon
cya on the other sides faggots
>>28908410
>>28908311
>>28908639
>>28909668
you see the problem is that people like OP don't understand that if you don't put yourself out there,
if you don't make friends, if you don't go outside, if you don't have any hobbies, if you don't ACTIVELY go out and SEEK, you will never, ever, ever get anything in return
so look man
yes you, robot, who's bitching about being 21 and not 'getting female attention'
even if you're not chad tier, even if you're not normie tier, there is SOMEONE who will fuck you, even if it is a fucking whore
so look , just go out, make friends, go to parties, join a club, do something
you'll find a bitch that way
improve on yourself
nobody will talk to you, you have to talk to them
make friends
and stay within your range
if you're a 300 pound neckbeard, with no job, no sense of style, etc
you will never ever get a 10/10 instagram model
but you might be able to get some trashy white chick 3/10
thx for the read
>>28913572
and because you didn't try
you don't have a girlfriend? go get one
>>28913572
Are you the haitian "swede" from /int/?
