>tfw look down while fapping
>tfw see my hard 8.5" cock
>day automatically gets better
you dicklets are missing out
Why the fuck are you fapping alone instead of going out and fucking sluts? Why the fuck are you bragging about your dick on /r9k/ the loserests of the losers instead of putting it to use and fuck sluts?
Why the fuck am I replying to this thread? I've not been on /r9k/ for months.
>>28907483
op's a trap, man
>>28907442
Sing it, Anon.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5EPRSvFOyIE
>Fapping
>Become aware of what I'm doing ie looking at porn or making up some dumb fantasy in my head while stroking my cock
>Get depressed
>Don't finish
>>28907483
I fuck someone at least once a month. I'm a huge fruit though, I just love shy autistic boys. /r9k/ is the best place to indulge in my fetishes.
>>28907491
Ew no
Boys>Traps
>>28907442
>tfw 7inch dick
>noticeable curve to the left
Kill me
I'd rather have a 5.5 nice looking straight cock
Post a pic OP fag
>>28907557
Doesn't matter, you'd be a little guy either way.
>>28907589
Are you a cute boy? Only cute boys deserve pics.
>>28907557
I thought having a curve was a good thing?
>>28907442
But my dick hard is 9.26' but still no pussy
>>28907618
mine is very noticeable. i'd personally say it's severe (even though it's not), but not severe enough to be nonfunctional. it just makes it look ugly.
and it doesn't have a sharp curve like most dicks that suffer from peyronies. also, I have a nice girth.
my penis really looks sexy when semi hard though, thick, long, straight, nice head. but when I get a hard-on it has a stupid curve.
like I said, I'd trade having a smaller straight penis than having a banana dick
>>28907672
Mine curves to the left too though, by ~45 degrees or so. It does look kinda funny, but I won't worry about it till somebody complainswhich will be never
>>28907694
it's so fucking embarrassing to a curve dick, senpai
when you try and search online about it, and everyone says it's natural and normal it makes my blood boil. i've watched tons of homemade porn none of that proffesional porn shit, and never see curved dicks. every dick posted on /soc/ doesn't have a curve. I'm convinced that it's not as common as the internet says.
heck my older brother made fun of my dick when we were little (we used to shower until about the age of 6).
I'm not sure if having a curve dick is a good thing though. I don't believe any of the shit that says it's better for pleasing women. It limits your positions and shit.
it's nice that you don't seem affected by having a curved penis though. good on you.
>>28907442
Prove it faggot
Oragami come in
>>28907442
Oh yeah, I have a 9cmlong one.
>>28907557
Start fapping with your other hand
>>28907813
Well well, someone's insecure.
>>28907837
How does it feel knowing that there are men out there with cocks that are double the size of yours?
It's not like they're rare or anything either.
>tfw impotent rage at my noticeably small dick
I know I can do nothing to change it, but I fucking loathe my penis. If I had brain problems, I would have just chopped it off ages ago because I know I'm not going to do anything with it. I wish I was bigger.
>>28907923
Prove it if you're so secure in yourself. You probably just want a reaction for your ostensibly ironic shitposting, so here you go; fighting fire with fire. I AM SO SO VERY ANGRY AT THE OP WHO HAS BEEG PENOR Y AM I NOT HAVE HUEG DICK WOWOWOWOOO JUST KILL ME SENPAI I AM SO SILLY AND INSECURE AND OP IS A BIG MIGHTY MAN WITH A BIG DICK THAT HE WILL NOT POST TO SATISFY MY CLOSETED FAGGOT FANTASIES FOR SOME REASON
>>28907962
How big is it? God I pity you.
>>28908042
Work for it. Post your legs and I'll see if you're worthy.
6ft5 with 4.3inch dick desu. dont care too much, but it is kinda weird.
>>28908059
5.5
I hate it so fucking much I want to fuck something to death, but know I couldn't.
>>28908062
That's really hot. I've always loved tall sissies.
>>28908086
Wow so angery.
You should be a power bottom. Not my thing, but plenty of guys like that.
>>28908059
I would if I could. My phone has a good camera I guess. Anyways, if you were narcissistic enough to brag about it anonymously, surely you can provide proofs.
>>28908181
>filename starts with 14
How stupid do you think I am? Just leave.
>>28908227
I genuinely tried. Here is a screenshot of the photo. I will show you the designation if you wish. Stop dancing around the point and post proofs.
>>28908282
Yeah okay, post contact info.
At least you made an effort.
>>28908132
I'm not into fucking dudes, fuck that.
>>28908323
That's not fair, I want to see it too.
>>28908323
More deliberation is not appreciated senpai. Again, if you were man enough to brag, you must be wanting to show off, yes? So, I'm sure a photo would capture the grandeur of your genitalia.
>>28908324
With a dick like that, you'd be the one getting fucked. :*
>>28908347
Post tummy
>>28908375
Wow, you had one chance and you blew it. Suit yourself.
>>28908405
I'm not a normie so I don't have a working phone with a camera. Please just let me see it, I don't want to fap just to posts.
>>28908405
I'm thinking you blew your chance. I think you were hoping to get le funny reactions xD by luring insecure robots into posting self deprecating responses to your audacious claims, thinking they are too stupid to see through your bluff. Now you are backing off when I provided the asked for items. So, post dick, ruler, and time stamp.
>>28908467
Or were you just lying; now caught back pedaling and tripping over your self? No one lies on the internet.
>>28907442
P-Please post a pic ;~;
>>28908515
>>28908465
>>28908467
Three's a party. Post proof.
>>28908529
>>28908504
>>28908467
the saddest poster on the internet award goes to...
>>28908547
Nice name calling. So, gonna back up your claims or just shout shit?
>>28907442
Posts smug animu pic instead of hard cock. Op you are a lying sack of shit and also a flaming faggot
>>28907599
I'm a cute boy do I get to see it ;w;
>>28908547
The insecurity is strong, I will admit.
>>28908515
>>28908465
>>28908574
Contact info?
>>28908405
Fuck I hate this so much, why are literal faggots more hung than me?
>>28908547
I think lying about dick length for reactions on /r9k/ is pretty pitiful.
>>28908595
>>28908562
>>28908529
>>28908504
>>28908467
>>28908375
Samefagging is pretty pitiful iidssm
>>28908585
Exclusively gay guys have larger dicks on the average than bisexual and straight guys. Reasons are unclear at this point.
It is great if you are a typical gay with big dick, not so much if you are small dick gay.
>>28908583
[email protected]
Thanks a ton senpai.
>>28908583
[email protected]
p-please
Op here, I must have jerked off AT LEAST 12 times today.
The scent is amazing.
>>28908636
>>28908648
alrighty
> turn 18
> dick is 6.5"
> turn 22
> dick is 7.5"
So some of you don't have to give up hope. My girth is only 4.6' though, so I guess I've got pencil dick. Pic is from when I was 18
Literally no reason to brag about having a big dick if it's not going to touch anything except your hand.
>>28908629
I'm not pretending to be anyone else. My writing """""" style""""""" gives it away.
>21 cm dick
>kv
>have sph fetish
>>28908731
your cock still looks pretty yummy though, i don't think its too much of a pencil dick.
>>28907442
>tfw I see my pathetically 4" cock
>27 image replies omitted
>expect to see a bunch of dicks posted
>it's just one animefaggot avatarfagging
inb4 something about posting pepe
little over 6 inches long, meh could be worse I guess. Not like I get to use it.
>>28908821
Damn pee pee frog posters
