>"wow, you're 26? I didn't think you were that old, you look much younger"
>>28907313
Are you me?
Maybe it is mostly for my lack of progession in life.
Also little to no facial hair.
I get told I look 30 and I'm only 22
>tfw 22 but look 12
>>28907313
Why do you think that's bad?
Looking young will attract teenage girls.
>>28907374
Haha, no it won't. Stop this meme.
>get told I look way younger all my life
>must be because I'm Asian
>go to South Korea
>oh wow you look so young
>>28907374
Teenage girls want chaddy 30 year olds with big money, strong beard and muscles.
>>28907400
Guess it's just me attracting them.
>>28907428
you're thinking of homosexuals with unresolved father issues
>>28907494
Then off to /soc/ you go?
>>28907313
This is my problem. 23, was recently told I look like I'm 16-17 (which works because that's how old I am in my head)
This sucks because I only attract jailbait
>>28907313
I have the exact opposite problem.
>Anon you are 26? I thought you were 35!
>>28907542
No, I came here to see those memes and i'm not leaving,
That's good you retard
Means when you're 50 you'll look 30
>>28907573
Do you have a beard?
beardblx
>be 26
>get carded at bars and while buying booze
>go into Asian supermarket cause bored and want instant ramen
>open door
>horde of weeaboo teens look at me, shit forgot it was lunchtime for the hs across the street
>whatever
>their laughter and dumb banter take me back to my hs days
>weird feels
>go to pay for my shit
>lady at the register asks me "you sure you don't want to run some hot water for that ramen? a lot of the kids here do it so they make it to class on time"
>n-no it's alright I'll be taking it home heheh
>open wallet to pay
>notices my id and asks how I got my drivers license so young
>smile and awkwardly admit I'm actually 24
I love it when someone thinks I'm a teen, like another anon said it fits with my mental age. Looking mature and being immature would just be sad.
Looking younger is always a good thing, would you rather look older than what you really are?
>>28907313
people think I look 19 even though I'm 29
>>28907955
>26
>still get carded for cigarettes
>be 25
>get carded when I go to see Hardcore Henry at the movie theater
>>28907374
A twelve years old girl smiled at me the other day, I think it's not working quite as I wanted.
>>28908066
that sucks man. How was the movie?
>>28908067
Maybe your problem is that you sexualize people that make eye contact with you.
>>28907348
>be 18
>be at grocery store
>cashier girl says something about my shirt
>i didn't think people your age did/liked that
>my age? wot? i am 18. how old do I look?
>i thought you were like 30.
that wasn't a fun experience.
>>28908093
it was alright. it's basically this music video stretched out for a whole movie. i think it was directed by the same guy. some of the sequences are a lot better than others desu. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Rgox84KE7iY
knew this "look really young" feel growing up, now I'm 29 and waiters and cashiers are starting to not card me anymore when I buy alcohol. That's even worse because it just drives home that I completely squandered my youth and now its gone forever. Six months till wizardhood.
>>28907410
Is your name So Yung?
>>28908121
WTF
where do i implied that?
If you fucko's think carding has anything to do with how you look, you're a stupid idiot. Any job always calls for it now adays, the only places that don't are sketchy bodega-like shit joints that you stay away from because niggers.
"Oh I'm so young looking because they carded me" get over yourself, you probably look like shit, and they carded that 60 year old behind you too after you left. Just stop.
bots naturally look young due to low testosterone and minimal sun exposure
>>28908230
>"you have a babyface"
>"wow you look just like your mom"
>get carded seeing an R rated film
yet none of these are related
>>28907313
>be 24
>have beard
>closest friend thought I was 19 for the longest time because apparently I haven't visually aged past that point
>get new job
>guy asks how old I am, tell him
>doesn't believe me at first
>when we're back with the group he makes a big deal about it
>"he's older than you think"
It must be a mixture between virginity, not drinking/smoking, and staying indoors most of the time
>>28907313
ha you think that's bad try
>oh your 31? I thought you were like 19
I got carded to go watch Deadpool because it's an R rated movie and they thought I looked too young.
>getting my hair cut
>shooting the shit with the... cutter... man (barber?)
>offhandedly mention graduation
>"Oh, finishing up high school?"
>"Just finished undergrad."
The rest of the cut was pretty quiet after that.
>>28908158
I'm on my way to wizardry in 4 years. It hurts to reflect on all the time i wasted
You guys are seriously all go FUCK YOURSELVES.
>be 23
>"oh wow lol I thought you were 35 lol"
thx shit-tier genetics
>hard beer belly
>male pattern baldness
>forehead wrinkles
>>28908359
^ the sun exposure part is true.
The whole "oh it's good to look young for your age, imagine how good you'll look like when you're __ age!" is just a bullshit throwaway line like saying "oh women love nice guys"
People believe that in theory it would be a benefit, but in practice, it never is. Women almost never want to date a man who's younger or looks younger than them (used up old single moms in their 50's aside)
>>28907313
>take someone to movie theater for work (I work in healthcare)
>go to pay for R rated movie
>"Can I see your id"
>left my id at home
>I'm 24
>have to wait at the bar for 2 hours while person sees movie
Another
>training new girl or work
>mention I'm 24
>"Oh wow you look like you're 19"
>you have to be at least 19 to work at my job
>I probably look younger
I love it. My gf looks like she's 12 so we make a qt loli/shota couple
>>28908549
Another few stories:
>on voice server
>guy with deep, manly arousing voice comes on
>we talk
>he asks how I manage to talk in voip while I'm in class
>he thinks I'm still in high school
>he's 16
>>28907313
>be super young looking manlet my whole life
>in my teens and twenty tell myself at least one day when people who knew me are old I will look young
>go bald at 28
>now just look like creepy bald baby
Why live?
>>28907313
Better than the opposite OP. When I tell people I'm 30 they stare in disbelief and make comments like "hard life?"
Don't wish to get old. It's shit
>28 girl say you don't have a girlfriend
>don;t worry you'll find someone
>been hearing that all of my life
>feels bad wasting my life
>>28908634
>Pass by middle school
>goofy looking kid dwarfs me
God this pisses me off.
>>28908549
Why didn't you just buy a ticket for a different movie and go into the R rated one.
>>28908684
Fucking this for me too, about 26 and look bald, at least I have facial hair to make myself look a little older, I don't even shave it I pretty much just let it go because I don't care
Literally never occurred to me I could try that. I wonder if they would sell me a ticket for a babby movie right after I was denied a ticket for an R rated one. Like it's suspicious
>>28907313
Wow anon you're 21 and a junior!
I thought you were a freshman too
To be fair most of the current people I've met at my new college I transferred to are freshman because theres no one else and I dont want to be alone all the time
>>28907313
Must be staying inside everyday.
>>28908549
>gf
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE GET THE FUCK OUT NORMIE
>>28908386
Your friend thought you stayed the same age for more than a year? Is your friend fucking retarded or do you live on Mars?
