>went to Target today for a clearance item so good it made me leave the basement
>awkward stumbled into the store and nervously made myself into the electronics section
>tried looking around and couldn't find it
>there was a beautiful girl working there stocking items
>"E-Excuse me. I-I'm l-l-looking for this."
>show her on my phone
>"Oh yeah, we have one left. Wait here I'll get it for you."
>comes back a minute later
>smiles and hands it to me
>"It's all yours."
>"T-Thank you."
>leave
>tfw can't stop thinking about her
>tfw completely fell in love her
At least you found a reason to go outside.
Good job, keep trying.
>a virgin's first encounter with the opposite sex
>>28907010
What was the item?
>>28907063
>first encounter
I fall in love with three girls per day. If it was limited to my first encounter then that would've been great.
>>28907081
Logitech G302 gaymen mouse. There's an instore clearance for $12. You can check it here if you want
Stock checker - http://brickseek.com/target-inventory-checker
DPCI - 056-00-0192 .
>>28907139
wow, THAT got you out of your room?
It better have been only $8, because that's a shit mouse.
>walk into store
>get stuff
>go to register
>two girls working, one uggo and the other one is the most beautiful woman ive ever seen in person holy shit
of course i get to talk to the ugly one
god damnit
felt a little sorry for the ugly girl having to work with perfection
>>28907139
I knew it was you.
>>28907010
>tfw Chad is going to pick her up after work and keep her up all night
>>28907184
W-What? Stop scaring me anon. It's hard enough as it is
>>28907474
If you come back to the store and ask me out I'll say yes. But you have to come in in person.
>>28907597
Anon's a pussy faggot, I bet he won't do it.
Hit me up
[email protected]
;)
>>28907597
What did he look like then, slut
>>28907597
he will never do it.
>>28907676
Of course not. Deep down I don't feel like I'm good enough for anyone. Even if a girl somehow said yes to me, I would always be thinking what does she see in me? What could possibly make a girl like her me into a guy like me? Eventually I would just push her away
>>28907807
You're such a self-defeating faggot OP. Go ask her out right now or kill yourself, because you're clearly not living anyway.
>>28907849
>you're clearly not living anyway
Welcome to /r9k/. Are you lost?
>>28907874
I hate you OP, you're such a useless faggot. You're absolutely useless. Such find a woman and impregnate her. You're not supposed to enjoy this life, you're supposed to be a man. Go do your job you sack of shit.
>>28907010
Thanks for the post anon, I had forgotten how hot young Jennifer Connelly was.
>>28907907
I wish I could most more, but all of my weebms are over 2mb
>>28908025
IIRC it's 4mb now
>>28909240
Everywhere but here
>>28907010
i forgot she used to have those nice muagumbos
>>28907597
lel what a tweeest
do it oh pee
>Loser leaves his house
>meets a girls
>is such a sad sack of shit he contrives emotions for the one person he sees all day
>starts to think that he's a unique individual for being able to do this
>doesn't realize it's actually really pathetic
>goes on 4chan to tell everyone what a love-filled special snowflake he is
>continues living his life without ever realizing that the reason his life is shit because he is shit
>he will never have a normal life because he will never be a normal person
Fucking KYS OP and save yourself the trouble
>>28909754
I think he's just lonely anon, I sometimes feel the same way as OP except I know the reason is because I want a meaningful relationship so I get infatuated easily
>>28909754
>starts to think that he's a unique individual for being able to do this
>doesn't realize it's actually really pathetic
What? Are you literally retarded? How does anyone come to that conclusion? Pretty sure OP posted because he knows it's pathetic. Same as every other post on this godforsaken board. Go back to lleddit
>>28909849
If he's lonely then he should stop being lonely.
If you can change your perception you can change the world.
>starts to think that he's a unique individual for being able to do this
>doesn't realize it's actually really pathetic
>goes on 4chan to tell everyone what a love-filled special snowflake he is
This has to be bait. No one can be this retarded.
>>28909911
Is it fun being 12 years old?
>>28909884
Everyone on this board is wasting in their own and each other's lonelinesses.
This whole board is full of people who'd rather be reassured that there are other's just like them when really their lives aren't worth living. YOUR LIVES ARENT WITH LIVING
If you self-identify as a robot, do yourself a favor and KILL YOURSELF
>>28909754
When you see the >tfwnogf threads, is the first that comes to your mind "he thinks he's special because he doesn't have a gf!"?
>>28909953
At least a 12 year old has a better chance of getting a girlfriend than you
>>28909997
Do you think you're special for trying to show me I'm wrong?
>>28909981
Funny coming from someone posting here. Cognitive dissonance can be strong in underageb&
>>28910011
That makes two of us. But at least I'm delusional and assblasted about it
>>28907010
>that gif
Triggered, OP
>>28910067
Wow cognitive disonance, what edu-youtube channel did you get that one from?
Grow the fuck up, details about you don't matter, its the big picture that counts, age, height, weight, gender, none of that matters.
If you can't be fucking real with yourself when it fucking matters, kill yourself.
>>28907010
This is me every day
Hsndcibnwkk
>>28910096
Don't be happy about that.
Delusion and assblast are bad, for the mind, the body, and the life. If you're intelligent enough you can achieve whatever you want, don't settle for anything less. You have it in you.
>>28907063
Why are you such a fucking cunt?
>>28907597
Stop trolling him, You just want him to ask this girl out and embarrass himself
>>28909754
>>28907905
>>28907849
>be on /r9k/
>summerfags everywhere
>tease people for being robots
Reddit and tumblr gtfo
>>28907139
>gay men mouse
>>28907010
This may come as a surprise to you, but a girl making your dick hard isn't "falling in love".
>>28910376
All robots should kill themselves
>>28909884
its fucking annoying though
>>28910516
You first, faggot
compeltely original
>>28907010
Didn't read. Who's that in the pic, OP?
>>28910176
>what edu-youtube channel did you get that one from?
>Cognitive dissonance is such a big fancy word for my stupid little 12 year old brain
Underage b& confirmed
>>28910730
>yfw the summer meme is real
>>28910783
you got sauce on that picture?
>>28910917
hgdgfdg
>Go to walgreens to see if they have razor blades, I was cleaning this gunk off of a stove.
>Don't know where they would be since the store just got remodeled.
>Brunette Qt3.14 asks me if she can help me with anything
>She helps me look for razor blades for like 15 min
>All the while making really good small talk and giggling at dumbshit I say
>They don't have the kind I'm looking for
>Say thanks anyways
>she follows me all the way to the doors to say goodbye
>mfw I was too scared to ask her out
God give me cancer now, i'm done here.
>>28910176
What was your first year of high school like anon? Bet you're excited to finally not be a Freshmen anymore!! XD
>>28907010
>fell in love with her
translation:
>I'm a virgin loser whos only interest in women is purely sexual and my idea of "love" is simply sexual attraction.
>>28912090
you should go buy a soda there every day or something. or go back and ask her to help you find something that they definitely don't have and have another round :3
>>28912209
>not projecting all the ideal qualities you want in a mate onto her
Doing it wrong retard
>>28910231
bc he was bullied at school , and on the net he can act as a bitch ass cunt.
>>28912090
don't mistake her kindness for romantic interest
