Are you me, Kramer you fuck?!?!

I got two for an hour the other night. 350 bucks. It was a good experience but fuckin expensive. also realized im too unfit to keep up with 2 chicks for an hour

>>28906728
>plan to get a wife
>jerk off instead
>instantly all desire to get a wife evaporates
>save tens of thousands of dollars

Frugal lyfe

>plan to try drugs
>jerk off instead
>instantly all desire to become dependent on addictive substances evaporates
>save my independence and thousands of dollars

Frugal lyfe

>plan to live a fulfilling self-actualized life where I'll meet someone I can have an intimate, sexually fulfilling relationship with
>jerk off instead
>wipe my cum off myself and crawl into bed with only the bleak indifferent glow of my monitor to remind myself I'm alive

Hello darkness my old frynde

>>28906728
Do you not feel pathetic after masturbating?
I do. Sex makes me feel energetic for some reason.