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Should put some tea on but don't know what to have, and really can't be arsed with the whole ordeal anyway.
Quads I go outside
Anything else I stay in and fap
I want someone to date who likes to climb on back like they were a sexy little rucksack.
>>28906668
So close lad
oh well, nothing out there anyway
>>28905592
>5 inch difference
>kid is 6'4
Oh so you're a manlet. No wonder you chat big on here but are to oscared to do anything about it in real life.
>>28906706
I bet the kid was 6'1 at most
>>28906731
5'10 and 15 years old
not even muscular, just fat
Don't want to go outside to the doctors so can anyone help me out
>feel hot and weak, like I wouldn't be able to stand up if I tried
>eat sweets or chocolate and 10 minutes later I feel fine
I have two diabetic parents (not the fat type of diabetes) so I'm worried
>>28906761
there was no friends either
>>28906706
How did I chat big? I admitted being to scared to do anything. Fuck this thread, ive had the shittest day and cant be arsed with it. Your a bunch of pathetic virgins and probably look short compared to 5`11 me.
Smashing my fucking computer
>>28906808
>Your
at least I understand basic english
>>28906796
Eating chocolate alleviates symptoms so I'm guessing it's hypoglycemia, but whether it's caused by diabetes or what is, is another matter. You really need to see a doctor to get a proper diagnosis.
>>28906820
Is that English with a capital E?
>>28906808
pipe down big boy
>>28906883
no because I'm lazy
>tfw live alone in a 3 bed house.
>The birds i feed in the garden are my only company
>>28906950
Sounds great. All that space to yourself, and it's future proof in case you decide to raise a family.
>tfw I don't even like Greenday buy relate far too much to Jesus of Suburbia
Wish I wasn't born fighting against the destiny of a chav lads
>you will never experience life growing up in a nice, safe middle class neighbourhood
What is even the point
fuck it lads, I'm bored as fuck going to buy overwatch, hopefully I'll enjoy it for longer than a week.
>>28907109
if you don't have friends you wont
>>28907138
I don't have friends.
Oce
>>28907004
That's that i keep telling myself and its private and out the way. Now if only i had a gf and could get over this three year drought of no sex.
Sometimes I wish I could hang out with the rest of /britfeel/ while doing something, like playing a game or watching a film.
Then I remember we're all unlikable shits and that's why we're posting here in the first place. Sad.
>>28907206
Hey man if you've had sex before you're barking up the wrong tree and by that I mean get the fuck out of our thread.
>>28907211
but people on britfeel do hang on Fridays for movie night, but yes some of the people that post here are unlikable cunts.
Why do people not understand i enjoy watching a film alone at home and pester me to come out all the time.
Don't get me wrong i do go out but i like to stay in aswell.
>>28907211
we do hang out together on britfeel movie night
>>28907226
Is there no where for lonely people to go?
>>28907211
We hang out together in this thread.
But that's about the extent of the interaction you want with these people. You wouldn't be able to get away from them if you were in person.
>>28907252
>>28907245
Didn't even know this was a thing
I guess I always drink myself to sleep on fridays
>>28907269
You can go to >>>/int/60067870 but you're really in the wrong place on /r9k/. This place is for virgins only.
>>28907252
I wish we could have a midweek gaming night too, don't even know how to go about setting that up.
Team Fortress 2?
>>28907296
Yea! Let's have skype group convos as well like good little normies
I've been gone a while
What is the general opinion here on the EU situation? You guys want in or out?
>>28907296
Sounds like you want people to do things with and not hang out. What you're suggesting is what some little normalfaggot who wants to become friends with people would suggest.
Not what we're about.
>>28907169
unless you have money to waste don't buy it, for playing on your own I'd recommend the stalker series
>>28907326
/britfeel/ is unanimously for leave
except when we say otherwise for (you)s
>>28907333
> What you're suggesting is what some little normalfaggot who wants to become friends with people would suggest
I've got zero friends, so yeah, I guess I'm trying to make life a little bearable by having scheduled playdates with other friendless people.
I was going to post a youtube link to Livin' At Home because I thought /britfeel/ers would like it, but apparently all the GLC videos have been taken down.
So... put it on the CD player if you own Kings Of Caerleon I guess?
what are some more videos like the start of this one
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FuuUfP4uJEk
you know where the girl is smiling and being nice, and it's like i've just woken up next to her or that we're out somewhere together
i just want to pretend for a little bit, i know of the porn like it but i want something a bit more real and more fun
>>28907436
that's pretty pathetic bro
you can play multiplayer games with other people already
Flatmates sister visited this weekend, left about an hour ago. Lads, she's so qt. Even though im autistic around her she doesnt make fun of me and she even made me some pancakes this morning. Was nice desu
>>28907508
You should steal her knicker
>>28907484
Yeah, but it's different. You faggots are the only social contact I have. I guess I'm after a feeling of belonging someplace.
> that's pretty pathetic bro
I know. I've become an expert bullshitter when it comes to being asked "what are your weekend plans?".
>>28907524
it's a really bad idea
the good thing here is the anonymity, that's lost
like the movie night now is just the same couple of guys jerking each other off
>>28907515
I'd feel bad, she's too nice for that degeneracy. Plus she only stayed 2 nights and our flat is pretty small, not much chance of them 'going missing' without it being suspicious
>guess i could sniff them though
>>28907575
get some pics of them originally?
>>28907549
>the good thing here is the anonymity
Good and Bad lad don't forget that.
>>28907619
more good than bad, the only downside is samefagging which is impossible to stop without losing anonymity
>>28907524
>I know. I've become an expert bullshitter when it comes to being asked "what are your weekend plans?".
What are some good plans to fabricate? I always freeze up when my work colleagues ask me and usually mutter something about not having any specific plans, or say I'll "go to London" and pray that they don't ask me what I'm going to do there.
>>28907650
Well, my sister has been moving house recently, so I often go help her decorate (obviously in exchange for some beers, no negotiation on that!) and we've just finished that.
I'm also looking into moving flats, so that's quite a hectic couple of Saturdays (never coast it over the entire weekend, too suspicious)
Then you know, the standard shopping, "place looks like a bomb's hit it, going to have to clean it up, got people coming round!".all of the above is completely false, obviously.I spend friday evening to sunday night on 4chan
So which way are you lads going to vote??
http://www.strawpoll.me/10344253
http://www.strawpoll.me/10344253
http://www.strawpoll.me/10344253
>>28907707
why do we have to be the ginge?
>>28907775
because gingers are cute
although that picture missed the opportunity to give her a sprinkling of ginger pubic hair
>>28907524
if you're looking for britfeelers to play with you'll be hard pressed lad, it's not impossible though, but an organized night for it?
unlikely better to just ask in the thread if any lads play X and want to play. I think a couple lads in the thread play hearthstone.
>>28907775
weird that it's a ginge with black eyes, i don't know why neither of them have blue eyes
very odd
>>28907794
red heads are cute, gingers are strange, pasty fuckers, usually from scotland
>>28907707
Where's the option for "nobody has any credible forecast of the effects for either remain/leave and have to resort to hand waving and FUD to further their own political careers"?
The EU Ref is a byproduct of the coming Tory civil war, Cameron is going to have to have vice-like grip come 24th June - either result. Backbenchers are going to want blood.
>>28907824
Stay in and become part of the USE.
Leave and after a brief period of adjustment end up being like Japan.
I know which I'd prefer.
>>28907865
Am I kawaii m8, innit? Phwoah!
Japanese girls must be the rarest desirable female in the UK.
>>28907881
made mi giggle m8
>>28907823
They're the same thing you window licker.
>>28908045
You have a lot to learn, young man.
>>28907915
i know three japanese women and one hafu just from work, they're not that hard to find
that said, most of them are married so they do seem to get snapped up quickly
>>28908075
Did I say they were hard to find?
>>28907915
They're not that rare, I live in a small village of about 3000 people, and even we have 1 Japanese person
She's like 60 years old and probably the most hardcore Catholic person I've ever met, which is probably why she moved to Europe.
The new top gear is shocking
>>28908117
Not really "desirable" then is she.
Fuck sake lads get it together.
>>28908075
If you ever find one, marry her before she's 25, they go marriage crazy afterwards.
that's how I lost mine
>>28908222
Your girlfriend left you just because she wanted to get married? That's the worst excuse for being cucked I think I've ever heard.
>>28908222
So they're superficial cunts who carr more about their narcissistic, self-absorbed, "look at me" day than they do about building a lasting, loving, dedicated, adult relationship?
I'd say you had a lucky escape
>>28907865
Yeah, I'd prefer the one that doesn't put blockers over the naughty bits in porn.
>>28908289
dump it all mate, I need a laugh
>>28908222
you scared of commitment anon?
Three guys are on a boat having four cigarettes,but no lighters or matches or anything to light with,what do they do? They throw one cigarette over board and the whole boat becomes a cigarette lighter.
>>28908355
What sort of boat is it?
Been chatting up a girl online and we're making plans to meet this week. She's already talking quite dirty over text so it's almost certain I'll lose my virginity to this lil tart as long as she isn't avin' a laff.
Any advice for an honest bloke with no sexual experience? My plan is use the loo first and wish me willy. As an uncut lad I tend to get quite a bit of smegma build-up, which wouldn't be pleasant for her.
Once I got me todger cleaned up, I'll go for a quick snog, if she doesn't resist then tuck me fingers in her clam? Maybe toggle her arsehole a bit depending on what position we end up in? And just keep escalating til she's stark naked?
Rogerin' her faff-chute should be fairly straightforward. To finish up, should I just spunk in the johnny? Or should I peel it off and crank me willy til I waz on her mug?
Appreciate the feedback lads. Cheers.
>>28908416
look up "honeypot"
>>28908416
She sounds like a proper faff-smelter
Don't be a faff jockey m8
Watching my kokoro connect dvd for the first time tomorrow and staying in bed going to watch subbed & dubbed since I'm fairly new to anime what do you lads have planned for the bank holiday
Does being attractive make your dancing seem better?
>>28908603
Being attractive makes your everything seem better
you guys broke him, btfo haha
https://betafeels.wordpress.com/2016/05/29/going-to-do-something-stupid/
>>28908513
also since I'm spending 10-20 per series I plan on getting crunchyroll for comfy in bed watching on ps4 but since I'm not ready to go full subbed only what out of these are worth watching
http://www.crunchyroll.com/forumtopic-788825/crs-english-dubbed-anime
It rely makes u fink...
https://youtu.be/CBS17BueShQ
>>28908681
I don't watch dubs but RWBY is western made so that should have a good casting.
>>28908699
Why am I aware of so many autistic people who become transgender? What is their thought process? CWC, Poleaboo, Cosmo, Jenner, the Matrix brothers etc.
I imagine they see how well women are treated, the attention they get from others, and decide they want it for themselves.
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2968238/Mother-two-33-died-six-days-banging-head-shower-fall-caused-slow-bleeding-brain.html
This shit terrifys me, I always fall in the shower.
>>28908667
Wasnt him, he's 6'1, told us in movie night.
>>28908667
>posting a blogpost you wrote pretending to be someone else
Why do this?
>>28908667
is this poleaboo's blog?
>>28908699
I'm digging the techno drowning PRONOUN: IT out
>>28908836
I've got a scar on my forehead from where I fell in the shower and hit the windowsill.
After watching the Louis Theroux documentary on brain damage I started to wonder if it had damaged me in some way that I hadn't realised, and may be the reason for my lack of interest in others.
It's scary to think that something you do could kill you days later without you even realising. Or you could have an aneurysm and just drop dead at any time.
>>28907604
Might have to next time
(originally of course)
>>28908975
I remember on dexter when the girl slipped in the shower and smashed the glass shower screen. That fucking terrified me
FUCK ME HARDER DADDY
PLEASE DADDY HARDER
this post and the thread in general made me proper sad lads
stuff on here doesn't normally affect me but this did for some reason >>28891570
>>28908813
http://www.huffingtonpost.com/kyle-simon/is-there-a-link-between-autism-and-gender-dysphoria_b_3896317.html
plenty of comorbidity
funnily enough, seems to be more autistic ftms than mtfs
>dad killed himself 6 years ago this october over money issues
>never dealt with it, just put it to the back of my mind and got on with things
>have some minor slip ups along the way but generally forget about it and carry on with life
>forgotten what he looks and sounds like, how he acted etc
>playing some GTA V
>radio comes on
>Cat's In the Cradle by Harry Chapin
>think about all the time I wasted with him
>all the skills he never got to teach me
>I spent my days locked away in my room playing CoD after school
>all that time he was in pain and I never knew
>the whole reason for his pain was to keep us happy
I really miss him lads
>>28909410
>scroll through the first few feeling fairly numb to >tfw no gf
>get to the one of a woman holding a baby and then looking at the camera's (presumably meant to be the father's) POV and smiling a bit
>single tear in eye
>>28909561
>killed himself
ie abadoned his family
Poleaboo's about to announce he has cancer
Do not give him attention
>>28908813
desire to fit in somewhere perhaps?
>>28909603
he IS cancer
glad the character is finally being killed off
>>28909561
He was a shitty father who abandoned you.
>>28909587
>>28909636
what are you expecting to get a rise out of me? for me to sob and cry because you called my dad a quitter? honestly not arsed Tbh
>>28908124
aww shit I forgot...
gonna eat my tea and see if I can watch it anywhere online yet.
they`ll be saying tomorrow it got so many millions of viewers, but they'll lonely be there to see how bad it is.
>>28909659
if my son was as pathetic as you I'd probably kill myself too
>>28909677
you done?
Imagine not understanding that all the stories here were made up and actually posting something real expecting sympathy.
>>28909561
Sorry about your dad anon. I don't know how I;d cope if I lost either of my parents desu.
I'm not really religious but I hope you get to see him again some day.
>>28909786
>what are photos
>>28909796
looking at a photo of someone is different to meeting them you twat
would you look at a photo of a celebrity and say you'd met them?
Has anyone tried drinking chamomile tea regularly in place of normal tea? Does it help with stress/anxiety?
>>28909844
i would have seen them though
>>28908124
The old one was even more shocking
>>28909877
I think the bloke wants more than to just see his dad though
>>28909867
it's a nice evening/bedtime tea if i don't want any caffeine or any fruity tea
haven't paid enough attention to effects to answer the latter question
>>28909917
you said he' get to see him again
so open a photo album and LOOK
>>28909942
I normally drink it before bed when I read or something but I was wondering if I could substitute caffeinated tea without throughout the day to lower my anxiety
>>28909952
are you autistic? serious question
>>28909952
semantics mate
>>28910005
irrelevant
>>28910021
so why say "see" if you mean "meet him again as if he were alive" ?
WHO
WANTS
A
HUG
>>28910064
because I'm not autistic about language like you are
>>28909952
if you ask someone 'can i see you on the weekend' you're not asking if you can look at images of them
you're missing the type of seeing implied contextually
How do we make /britfeel/ more approachable to first time posters? Our numbers are dwindling and new people don't seem to stick around for more than a thread or two.
>>28910093
>>28910081
well gee sorry I'm not a mind reader able to guess what you meant despite you saying something completely different
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JkpOwRqhJy0
tfw no odo bf
>>28910064
>irrelevant
it kind of isn't
>>28910109
literally autism
fofofof
Who here /posting with a degree/
>>28910111
>part of an ultimate master race
>is a glorified 'mall cop'
Odo everybody
>>28910181
I am officially Dr. Ymous
My PhD is in the liberal arts tho
I had a 6 hour wank today
Mental
>>28910187
he's the paul blart with a heart we deserve
A girl rubbed my dick through my jeans yesterday lads, it was the closest I had come to sexual contact in ages. Shame she was a solid 5/10
>>28910251
doesn't having an erection for more than 4 hours shrink your peenus?
Poleaboos mum is voting out, she says it's because of immigration
The town is being filled up with loads of these Eastern European types
Schools have to accommodate those who don't know English etc.
His sisters though were calling her a racist and ignored his claims that 80% of UK laws are now made in Brussels
>>28910181
I got a degree.
Every day I wish I was back at uni. Nothing could have prepared me for how grey life would become, or what it would feel like having absolutely no friends any more.
Lads, where can I get a cheap PS Vita? I finally found my copy of P4G, and I really want to play it.
>>28908897
Actually I just follow it.
>>28908949
Probably the same person, but the dude called nigii.
>>28910579
What did he post, it says the blog deleted.
>Poleaboos family are going for a day out in Blackpool tomorrow
Fuck yeah
Girl mode all day
Sup Brits Canadafag invading for a question and the people on this board share my lifestyle. What's the best place for a cyborg to move to in the UK? I can find work easily enough I just need a change. Don't say London i know it's a shithole.
>>28910617
Every one was bulling him because he got spat on so he said he was gone do something stupid or edgey.
>>28910650
>I can find work easily enough I just need a change
fuck off normie.
>Don't say London i know it's a shithole.
it isn't
people are just bitter they're too poor to move there
>>28910650
> I can find work easily enough
Unlikely. What do you do, because anyone expecting to find work either has a specific skillset and thus already knows where they're going, or they go to London because it's where all the jobs are
>>28910754
I'm a cyborg m8 I live between worlds and am fairly jaded.
So how is London then? I dislike big cities, big city atmosphere and recent immigrants it is why I hate Toronto. Where would you recommend?
>>28910624
If you told someone in the 1920s that a paki would be living in England dressing as a woman they would've laughed at you and or hung the paki. I miss these days
>>28910754
It is full of chavs though tbf. And 67 and 150
>>28910780
Teaching. Teachers, especially ones teaching science and math to teens are in high demand over there. I expect being male will give me an additional edge in the hiring process as well. It also means I can pick where to go.
>>28910624
WAS BETA FEELS YOUR BLOG PAKIBOO
>>28910754
>people are just bitter they're too poor to move there
>bitter because we don't want to live in a paki and nigger hellhole
Londoncucks are so funny
>>28910854
Betafeels was not Poleaboos blog
it was Nigii's
>>28910845
Is your teaching qualification valid over here?
>>28910845
1. being male does not mean you will get into a school easier, parents are uneasy around male teachers in Britain.
2. Teachers make fuck all outside of London, at least until you're in subject head / head teacher territory.
3. Nobody is going to hire you with a foreign qualification unless their school is dodgy as hell. You will need to undertake a PGCE post-doc like the rest of us.
>>28910859
>bitter because we don't want to live in a paki and nigger hellhole
>Londoncucks are so funny
B I T T E R
>>28910882
Yeah but was nigii one of your creations?
>>28910892
>2. Teachers make fuck all outside of London, at least until you're in subject head / head teacher territory.
Thats not that true anymore, considering how easy it is and how its just a fall back position for people who can't do proper jobs you can make an average salary very quickly. Of course you won't make it to megabucks but if you wanted that you would do something else
>>28910973
25k outside London is not a good starting salary
>>28910954
>Yeah but was nigii one of your creations?
no, we spoke to each other in the movie night chat
>>28910624
>Blackpool
you mean brownpool. you`ll fit right in
sup bois?
secured a week off from wagecucking and spending my cuckbucks on a trip to Amsterdam. any tips?
>>28910883
It is same with those qualified in non shit Commonwealth countries plus America.
>>28910892
I've known plenty of people that went and loved it, and any work is better than unemployment in Canada. I looked into it and it looks simple enough to climb up the ladder if you know what you're doing.
>>28910979
Except it is.
Its above average for the age you can earn it, and its an easy job. I just did a quick bit of research and it seems 25k is about the starting salary of a solicitor and more than a doctor
>>28910979
It's better than the starter in Canada and besides teaching has a great ability to improve and get more money if you don't suck it's rather quick. It ain't a get rich quick scheme but it's good for a lifestyle with plenty of time off
>>28910998
Normie!!!
You taking the ferry?
>>28910998
I have heard about a museum of human autopsies with many real exhibits of people. It might be a little too morbid for you but you might want to check it out.
>>28911159
If I wanted to see a freak museum I'd just stay on here all week.
What are some must watch animes so far got yuruyuri, kotoura san & oremio what should I add?
>>28910986
Just like tilde wasnt one of yours but as soon as he left because everyone filtered him you added his cross dressing trait to poleaboo. Every time one of them gets less attention you add it to the most popular one to keep him relevant.
>>28910249
Assuming this isn't a joke, was it worth it?
>>28910072
I actually would like one. Do you know where I can get decent hugs at competitive prices?
>>28911255
Yeah, kept me from being an adult for a few extra years. Only reason I did it, as well as my dad funding me
Poleaboo just got banned on /int/, be sure to report him for evasion when you see him next.
>>28911231
Naruto + Beyblade
>>28911306
Will do
Rifirifidf
>>28911289
Fair enough, have you found your job prospects to be a lot better as a result? Or the same? Which liberal art?
>>28911351
>Beyblade
Brother bought a knock off one in Spain with a massive metal ring around it. Fucker took a chunk out of the hotel wall.
>>28911406
Kek
The knock off ones were always the best
Best one I ever got was out of a Frosties box
>>28910754
Hahaha you think people want to move to that nigger infested shithole? It's a cesspit of subracial detritus m8.
And don't get me started on Birmingham, even the whites that are leftover there are untermensch.
The loneliness is starting to kick in again
>>28911591
>loneliness
So what?
Hi my British friendos
How is Harry and Desklad? Is Poleaboo up at this time?
How long have you been frequenting britfeel?
Anybody enjoy watching Watchdog?
Odd question, just wondered if it was popular with anybody else.
>>28911663
>Harry
normie twat
>Desk"lad"
normie twat
>Pakipoo
Bent paki cunt desperate for attention as per usual
>>28911714
I do enjoy it every now and again but not currently watching.
>>28911732
Hmm I agree about Poleaboo but not sure about Harry and his master desklad.
I love dexter, only season that's overtook breaking bad for me.
>>28911607
It's alright if you have it for a while but you need to get into a habit of being completely on your own.
Loosing all your friends and then becoming a loner is pretty awful since you feel the contrast between once being sociable and now being on your own.
>>28911714
It makes for calming backround noise
>>28911757
Desk lad was always going on about his gfs and shit
And tried to turn himself into a celeb by posting his filthy desk all the time, he's an attention desperate twat and all, luckily he's wound his neck in with it
Alri lads.
I'm Irish and I'm moving in here.
What's the story?
>>28911875
Make sure you differentiate yourself from pikey scum.
>>28911888
WITNESSED.
Also that's fairly easy. We spent hundreds of years being oppressed but we still manage to oppress our own pikeys here to this day.
>>28911923
Is it true you can own a handgun in Northen.Ireland?
>>28912051
No idea. NI might as well be on a different planet to most regular Irish people.
>>28911875
What do you wanna know pal?
>>28912084
You know what I want to know.
>>28912084
If you'll pick me up a pack of green softmints from the paki shop m8
>>28912113
Think they're closed, but I can run down the garage for you.
There's a paki in there, he's sound as a pound. Caught him singing one time.
>>28912109
Don't think I do mate, what's that?
>>28912207
Do not make me say it.
>>28912162
Sounds like a top lad. It's a shame they're even left working those garages on Christmas Day
>>28912262
Oh aye, he's a diamond. Certainly is, mind you, reckon you'd probaly get a cracking brucie bonus as the end of it
>>28912381
NICE TO SEE YOU
To the person who told me what to do yesterday; don't you EVER tell me what to do.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=trmPapr7Djs
Did we ever find out what happened to Louie?
>>28912574
his dad killed him
Lads is there a board about weapons?
I wanna buy a new knife and want some good recomendations
>>28912630
never mind found it
>>>/k/
OH SHIT NJA killed himself
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3618476/19yearoldfounddeadinroom
>>28913040
Thats poleaboo lad, not nja
>>28913040
WHY WOULD HE CARVE SHOUT MADE ME DO THIS INTO IS ARM?
I DID NOTHING WRONG
>http://www.strawpoll.me/10327500
Polling for friday's movie night is open until Tuesday midnight. Make sure to vote before then!
>http://www.strawpoll.me/10327500
Decided to come home early and not go from the pub to a night club.
Feel like this was the best thing to do but also feel like i've missed out on potentially meeting a qt to gf
>>28913373
>clubsluts
>qt gf
>>28913412
where else will i meet a qt gf?
>>28913040
>>28913073
>>28913125
Come back, people still taking the piss outta me. Wow didnt realise I pissed you all off this much.
>>28913160
Wont be coming anymore, sorry mate.
Why did you stop talking to your friends from high school?
>>28913493
Interpals
/cgl/
Even /soc/ has shut-in/weeb threads
>>28913524
Its all just shoutanon samefagging to ruin you, you should meet with him in the flesh.
>>28913524
who the fuck is nja
>>28913524
IT WAS ONLY THING I'VE SAID
IT WAS BASED ON THE JOKE THAT I FORCED YOU TO SHUT YOUR BLOG DOWN, IT WASN'T ABOUT THE INCIDENT OR EVEN YOU
SORRY IF I UPSET YOU MATE BUT YOU CAN'T TAKE AN ANONYMOUS IMAGE BOARD TO HEART
>try to hangout with friends
>suggest places to go to
>suggest things to do
>invite people out
>leave it till the weekend
>try it weeks in advance
>no one goes
>tends to happen next day see pics of everyone having fun on bookface
>except me, no one told me
>delete phone numbers
>delete facebook
>months pass
>not a single message or phonecall
>check message to get old photos
>not a single message
Yeah, I think I've realized I don't really have friends anons.
I'm not like a autist or whatever, maybe shy at most or quiet until I know the person.
but this shit hurts
like that behind your eye stinging, sharp feeling up your nose feeling hurts
>now all I have is work,gym,books
maybe I should get a cat
>>28913524
Confirmed for can't handle the b&ter
It's just a prank bro
>>28913988
>>28913835
Im going along with the joke, I dont care. However I did get really pissed off earlier after that chav spat in my face and everyone was calling me a pussy. Did something really stupid.
>>28913835
>life takes a turn for the worst
>come to britfeel to try and get some cathartic feeling of peace
>talk to people think its going well people are friendly sort of
>start a blog thinking it would help me vent some of my issues
>am bullied off the internet by some tripfag
looks like even robots have normie standards they need you pass. fuck it man britfeel is poison I'm out, I only ever wanted to be friends with you guys understand how you guys managed to ignore all the shitty parts about being a robot, but you're just like the normies you just take the piss out of those beneath you.
>>28914081
It sounds like you are more interested in an internet hugbox such as Reddit
>>28913849
I know that feel senpai, fuck trying to be friends with people
>>28914036
WHAT DID YOU DO?
>>28914111
HE'S A MASTER RUSER DON'T FALL FOR HIS LIES
>>28914168
>HE'S A MASTER RUSER DON'T FALL FOR HIS LIES
Man I don't even know what is real any more
Tfw failed today my ielts exams and that lowers the chances of me becoming britbot. I JUST WANT TO STOP BEING NEET AND START STUDYING IN FIRST WORLD COUNTRY REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>28914531
Where you from lad hmmm?
>>28914797
I'm Russian living in Greece and have a conditional offer waiting from Swansea, got a panic attack in writing and starting trembling like fucker and fucked up the whole exam. I missed by 0.5, if i don't get this exam and don't manage to escape this shitty life i'll just kill my self. Thanks for reading robot
>>28914881
ey cheeki breeki mate.
>>28914881
privyet kamrat UK sucks dick t bh its a grimy shithole, sucks any will to live you have left out of you
not to mention the unis shove the leftist bullshit down your throat (had a fucking lgbt awarness MONTH) - us slavs aint used to that kind of stuff innit brat?
ielts aint a thing they'll most likely accept you cause they have to meet the quotas for every country applying
udahi )
>>28915150
Speak fucking English mate
>>28914168
Dont think it would be wise to post
>>28915187
Imao IoI
Anyone else here eat healthy but have day where they just eat fucking awful?
Ive gone from eating 3 meals a day no snacks to to many meals and snacks to list. No fucking clue why?
SHOUTANON IM FUCKING COMING FOR YOU
>>28915377
I STARTED OFF MY TRIP TO GET TILDE
I SUPPOSE IT HAD TO COME FULL CIRCLE SOONER OR LATER
>>28915150
It is a conditional offer sadly and they're strict af with the Ielts exams. I got 6.5 overall but just 5.0 on writing while 5.5 is minimum wil be regiving 25 june again.
>>28915269
me too dude.
it's really shitty.
i'm trying to be more self discipline and eat healthy, go to the gym, but I end up doing that for about a week, and then just relapse and gorge on food.
need to improve my self discipline
>>28915407
I like tilde, he is the one trip fag who will be spared. The top 4 is
SHOUTANON, dead body found in bathtub
Poleaboo, faked suicide
Britnormie, death by hammer
Nigii, buried alive.
>>28915407
*shouts into the void* IF YOU WANT ME TO SEE YOUR ANSWERS TO MY ASKS YOU SHOULD TAG THEM
>>28915525
THE VERY FACT I'M IN THE SAME LIST AS POLE AND BRITNORMIE IS QUITE COMPLEMENTRY IN IT'S OWN RIGHT
THANKS FOR LETTING ME GO TO BED WITH A SMILE ON MY FACE
>>28915659
THE ONLY REASON YOU ARE THERE IS BECAUSE BY FINSIHING YOU I ALSO KILL INSIDEVOICE AND WHISPER ANON.
Decided to start using a trip code to make it easier to filter me.
Can't sleep lads.
>>28916108
cant use the tripcode #anime because it comes up with a ban invasion, wtf
so hungry but cant get outta bed to go get food,
>>28916198
I know that feel mate, it sucks,
>>28916217
>>28916198
Damn lads been a while.
Hows it going?
