Is this the right board to ask about flashlights? Thinking of getting one but don't know if I'd want a butt or a vag one. The butt one looks kind of uninteresting and the vag one looks rip your dick off extreme rough. Any one with experience who can help?
A vag and lots of lube.
Or you could get a gf and stop being a creepy autist motherfucker.
>>28905253
>Masturbating is bad
Hello Dr. Kellogg
>>28905253
>stop being a creepy autist motherfucker.
Get the fuck out normie ree ree fag
>>28905304
Masturbating with a fleshlight trying to substitute sex to avoid social interaction is bad.
>>28905353
Hello mr. Normie
>>28905348
I used to be a creepy autist robot like all the other people here.
Now, I am an almost normal person, and I want to help you.
Fleshlights suck
Get an onahole
>>28905376
You could have a better life, and you know it.
I kind of want the Angela White fleshlight.
Will these things help with sexual stamina? I'm a virgin (unsurprisingly), but getting laid is becoming more and more of a real thing in my life. If I can last a long time, then I won't inadvertently out myself as a virgin.
>>28905394
>almost normal person, and I want to help you.
Fuck you normie scum you'll be extinguished
just like the rest of you fucks just wait to the beta uprising reeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
>>28905353
>social interaction
>"humm, hawww, hrm, brah, robble, robble"
>forget all of it a week later
social interaction is so horrible with meaningless fruitcakes who don't matter, who you don't care about.
building bonds with people is rare and difficult and takes time.
having meaningful relationships takes so much time. i wasted fucking years on people who i thought would be in my life forever. fuck that.
>>28905432
Do you unironically think this?
Oregano post
>>28905461
It's the truth and you know it normie your just scared to admit it
>>28905491
I'm not a normie nor a robot.
And you are fucking delusional or trolling.
>>28905518
I don't Know why you stupid normie fucks just
don't admit it you fear us you fear the day we
unite and exterminate to sub human fucks
>>28905574
[SCHOOL SHOOTING INTENSIFIES
Totally original
>>28905624
Oh no normie i don't want to shoot up a school
I WANT NORMIE FUCKING GENOCIDE
STARTING WITH YOU AND I FUCKING HOPE
ILL BE THE ONE THAT FIRES THE SHOT THAT FUCKING ENDS YOU REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>28905711
Shut up, fucking autist. My friends and I are laughing at your edgy kid posts right now.
>>28905056
got any more pics of this hottie ?
>>28905776
>browsing 4chan with your friends
I can't imagine the group of losers u are
>>28905711
Good i hope you normie scum are gonna be
laughing WHEN ME AND THE BETAS COME AND FUCKING END
YOU FUCKING STUPID SUBHUMAN GOD DAMN SCUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUMMMM REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>28905859
>browsing /r9k/ alone
That means that you are an autist who comes here to post frogs and cry because no gf, no friends and no life at all. Loser.
>>28905943
Did someone tell you that you're cringy as fuck?
Well, probably nobody has talked to you in your whole life.
>>28905056
They're OK. Probably a bit better than a fap but you have to get used to them and stuff.
The vag ones are fine. Haven't used an asshole one.
But honestly, Jap Onaholes give you wayyyyy more bang for your buck, if you can be bothered getting ahold of one. Better quality, tighter etc, some of them have USB warmers which is convenient as all shit. Fleshlights you have to warm it with a basin of water which can be annoying.
Google '/jp/ onahole guide' to see a handy guide on ordering one. Reviews of good onaholes can also be looked up but they get creepy real fucking fast.
>>28906002
Oh normie i cant i cant FUCKING W8 FOR THE
GOD DAMN DAY THAT ILL KICK IN YOUR
FUCKING DOOR AND KILL EVERY GOD DAMN
SUB HUMAN IN THAT MOTHER FUCKING HOUSE AND YOUR DEATH WILL BE SPECIAL SLOW AND PAINFUL AS FUCKING POSSIBLE I WILL GOUGE OUT
YOUR FUCKING EYES REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>28905056
/jp/ has a daily thread dedicated to the science and philosophy of flashlights. You'll have better luck there.
>>28906120
I go to the gym, I'm ripped and I know how to defend myself. And I also have a good kar98 near my door.
You wouldn't last 5 seconds against me, fatfuck.
>>28905056
Just get both you pussy
>>28906241
>kar98
TOP KEK normie you bolty bitch ak-74 and fit af
>>28906307
Try to bring your weapon to my country, fucking retard.
>>28906336
see your a stupid normie forgot about the uprising
already cant w8 to see you with your kar98 right
before I FUCKING END YOU
>>28906386
Oh, no, 10 american autists are going to shoot their school together and then be imprisoned for life or killed!
I am so scared right now.
>>28906445
Not american normie and 10 top kek its gonna be
A FUCKING ARMY and lift heavy normie get nicve
and big SO I CAN FEED YOU TO THE FUCKING DOGS REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>28906336
They did a pretty good job getting them into Paris :-)
>>28906504
They were organized sandniggers, not autistic insecure people like you.
>>28906499
I would like to say that I will be waiting you, but I can't because I know that you aren't going to do anything, fucking lazy fat freaks.
>>28906499
And I won't answer anymore, I'm going to have a dinner with my gf.
Goodbye.
>>28906559
Oh you'll see normie you and you friends will beg
for mercy but there wont be any
I WILL VLAD TEPES YOUR ASS ON YOU KAR98 YOU FUCKING NORMIE FUCK REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>fleshlight
Onaholes are scientifically better.
I'd at least get the succu dry or whatever vampire fleshlight. One of the reviews I saw said it's tighter than normal ones
>>28905056
Post more of this angel. Who is she?
>>28905963
>tfw qt gf and life
if one of my friends wanted me to browse 4chan with him I would be disgusted
>>28907316
>if one of my friends
GET THE FUCK OUT NORMIE SCUUUUUUM
