>it's a bugs are everywhere dream
Bugs are beautiful
>>28903510
>They go in your ears
>You can feel their wings flapping in your ear drums
>>28904856
this can actually happen. Flies are known to lay eggs in people's ears and the larvae usually reach your brain
>it's an everything is 100 degrees dream
>wake up
>the nightmare is real
FUCK SUMMERRRR REEEEEEEE
>it's a just screaming dream
>it's a I can't reach the brakes of my car dream
>it's a 'you think you woke up' dream
>it's a grinding my teeth and when I try to stop they just grind harder until it's just tooth dust in my mouth dream
>>28904886
except the ear canal and cranium aren't connected
>>28903510
>it's a life ending thing happens but then you realize it's a dream because it's so bad then forget and it continues dream.
>It's a "you try and try and try to scream but no sound comes out of your mouth. Then you gather air, fill your lungs, and prepair to give some massive shout. Then you wake up screaming and wakes the whole house up and everyone calls you retarded.
> it's a "perfect scenario dream" but you ruin it because you can't win not evenin dreams
I was with my crush ready to fuck and when i took off my pants my dick was gone. Even when i win, I lose.
>>28904989
it's a drive perfectly in every aspect except the brakes don't work for shit dream
>the back in high school dream
or
>the my teeth are breaking/falling out dream
>>28905160
Hate this one. I woke up my roommate once
>It's a dream where you're sent to hell and are forced to relive the same horrible scenario again and again for all eternity
>it's a dream ends before you fuck dream
>>28904904
My friend is from Arizona, and it hit 120 one day.
>it's a falling off a building dream
>>28905237
I'm in Tucson right now. Help
>>28903510
>it's the noodle dream
>it's a your eating out the asses of two touhous at the same time in a hospital dream
>it's a looping recursive dream
>>28905265
Please explain "the noodle dream"
>>28905302
Chicken noodle soup comes out my asshole and I eat it
>its a huskies are everywhere dream
>>28905098
the larvae finds a wayor makes one[scratching sounds intensify]
>>28905302
when you have the noodle dream you are almost ready to learn the secret ingredient in Mr. Ping's secret ingredient soup
fucking plebs who haven't seen Kung Fu Panda
>>28905098
doesn't matter maggots can really get around once they get inside you. I'd link to some articles or videos but this is something you don't want to see. Seeing a human crawling with maggots just leaves you with such disgust you can't help but look down at that person
>>28905384
>it's a you were genuinely curious but then they end up making a shitty joke instead dream
>>28905434
>it's a you expect something other than shitty jokes on an /r9k/ thread dream
>the dream is you're wandering through neighborhoods
>you have this uncontrollable urge to find your misplaced skateboard/scooter/bike/car
what the fuck is up with this dream, it's like 80% of my dreams.
>>28903510
>don't dream often
>if i do it's a nightmare
Can I take something to dream happy dreams robots?
>>28905590
You can't make yourself have good dreams but eventually you just get numb to the nightmares to the point where it's just another mild inconvenience in you life
>>28905728
I can't get numb, because they keep getting worse.
>>28905790
It'll plateau eventually, don't worry
>It's a burglar breaks into your house and holds you at gunpoint dream
Fuck this, I don't even live in a place where guns are legal, and yet I get it all the time.
>it's a you have to take your shirt off in front of everybody dream
>It's a the city your in gets nuked dream
It was the most beautiful thing I had ever witnessed.
>>28905938
>I don't even live in a place where guns are legal
>Implying that's going to stop criminals from getting guns
>>28905234
>it's a masturbating in public but you keep getting caught before you orgasm dream
>>28903510
>It's an all of your old friends voted and they officially hate you dream
Really happened last night. Even this christian boy I was friends with in middle school was there for some reason and he shouted "we all hate you!" and pushed me.
>It's the "I bombed a building" dream
Just a dream, to be clear. Don't v& me, bro
>>28906787
There's something peaceful about that gif
>It's the "I can't open my eyes more than a sliver no matter how much I try" dream
>It's a "You accidentally committed manslaughter and now you're going to trial dream"
>it's a "blanket made of ants" dream
>dream that I'm an alcoholic and I have friends who are trying to help me
what did my subconscious mean by this
>>28908178
I know this feel
>It's a "You're naked, paralyzed, and covered with deer ticks and mosquitoes" dream
>It's a "wonderful, epic adventure that you can't remember when you wake up" dream
JUST
>it's an anorexia dream
>>28903510
>sleep peacefully, no dreams
>roommate tells me I spent 3 hours angrily shouting incoherently in my sleep
>>28908012
what the hell is this feeling. i seem to get it most when im either looking at a bright screen in a dream, or if ive fallen and im trying to get up. i feel so helpless and weak
>tfw when no longer get a sense of relief after waking up from a bad dream
last night i dreamt that my mum turned into a load of worms that started eating me
>It's a global warming has caused massive spiders to grow in your area dream
>It's a misfortune with bus dream
