"Hey, Anon. Would you like to come to church with me?"
What do you do?
>>28903431
Only if we stop off at the dentists to fix those gnashers of yours, Jaws
Sounds fun. Maybe I can you the old lickaroo afterwards.
>thinking people won't recognize the palsy girl
what is she up to these days. cute as a button.
>>28903431
>tits
>gtfo
You can only pick one.
>>28903431
I already work in a church and bring girls there outside of work hours to show them all the old stuff we have so sure!
I want to say bringing them up the clock tower drops their panties but they have all stopped halfway up because of a fear of height.
>>28903431
fuck off you spast, you cant even make pancakes
Sorry but I'm an Atheist.
God isn't real, dear. How about instead, we go to to this great cafe down the street? We'll discuss how to undo your brainwashing there, and maybe become close friends :)
>>28903441
What's wrong with her teeth?
>>28903850
Tbh she's fucked all around. She has cerebral palsy and you can't understand anything she says.
Still a qt tho.
>>28903431
>What do you do?
Try to maintain eye contact so she doesn't notice my boner.
>>28903789
*Tips fedora*
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I'd fuck her in the pulpit