Do women with small tits feel the same as guy with small dics? I mean it must feel more shit since everyone knows it
Probably worse. although they have the ough that a lot of guys enjoy small tits aswell.
dont know about any women who unironically enjoy micropenis'
>>28900563
No, they don't. If anything they feel better, despite men's (perceived) need to possess a big dingus to please a woman, bigger breasts don't have a direct link to more pleasure for the male.
Also, big breasts are incredibly heavy and make you unathletic. Most normal non-lustful women who wish to be taken seriously get breast reduction surgery nowadays.
>>28900610
>Chestlet detected
People with 12 year old boy bodies are too young to be posting on 4chan
Uh, kinda..i always wonder how it would feel to have bigger tits
>tfw pancake boobs
boobs are irrelevant to me. they're like long hair to me or something. its just a bonus if they good
if the ass isnt good then its a deal breaker
>>28900563
Google small boobs and youll see qt grills being appreciated
Google small dick and youll get stoxk images of girls laughing
Does hat answer your faggot question OP?
Tits are not as important as not being a toasty roasty.
>>28900563
no because some men actually like small tits.
no women ever liked a small dick.
woman can have any fault and there will always be someone who finds her attractive.
>>28900563
no, only women deformed by obesity have giant sagging tits and it should have never been allowed, why do you keep making this thread
>>28900838
pretty much this
small tits>>>>>>>>>>small dick by a mile
>>28900882
i could watch this gif forever..
>>28900878
holy shit its real
>>28900563
Small boobs > big ones
>>28900563
No, because a good ass is more valued than big breasts.
>>28900882
fag op and others keeps making threads to try and get roasties a part of the robot in group hence why you see a lot of people saying "fembot" when we all know women cant be robots
No, having a small dick would be comparable to a woman having a big totally disgusting roastie.
>>28901025
xoowdan
>>28900563
THANKS FOR THE PROFILE OP, I'M GONNA FAP TO THIS BITCH EVERY DAY
>>28901374
HOW DID YOU FIND THJE PROFILE WTHF
>>28900583
>probably worse
Nah, you can get away with having small tits. Big breast are just a perk, when it comes down to it men are just glad to have a warm hole to fuck on a qt.
A dick on the other hand is a main component in having sex, if you have a small one you might as well just kys, cause you'll never please a woman like Chad/Tyrone.
>>28901505
>he hasn't heard of google reverse searching
>"WTHF" and fullcaps spergout
summerfag and probably underage too
>>28900645
>dicktlet detected
Men with a dick of a 10 year old boy are too young to be posting on 4chan
Me want suck boobies. Femanons let me suck boobies me want milky!
>>28901585
nice comeback roastie, tits or gtfo
>>28900583
Maybe not micropenis, but a lot of women prefer smaller dicks to larger ones because their vaginas are very right and sex with a normal/large dick is uncomfortable. And a lot of others just don't care either way.
>>28901589
Give mummy cummys cummys for my tummys!
I'd rather have a gf with virtually no tits than uncomfortably large tits.
>>28900878
Lots of women like small dicks, actually.
>>28901637
>smaller dicks
Sure, dicklet. Women barely get any satisfaction from average sized cocks, let alone 3" ones. Might aswell just finger them with your thumb
>>28901585
you're a real piece of shit, fuck off and die whore
>>28901560
A common myth perpetuated by insecure men. Men care way more about dick size than most women do.
How do I find gf with big boobs that I can cuddle and occasionally cry into?
>>28901694
This is literally propaganda and has no basis in reality.
>>28901678
Suuuuure they do...
JESUS CHRIST ROBOT THIS IS AN ORIGINAL COMMENT FUCK OFF
>>28901698
If you think that creature is of the female kind you're the one that needs to die
Some women may not prefer a large penis, average is normally fine. Especially for women who have short vaginal opening to the gspot a small penis can do just fine even 3 inches would help get her off. And also, although some women do like having intercourse with a big penis others wouldnt want their vaginas to be stretched I could imagine.
>>28901800
A lot already got caught by the "huge dicks are better" meme. Chances are, if she's not a virgin she won't like a millimeter Peter.
It's like the phantom penis reddit story.
my penis was 9, i kept hearing that was too big so i had it surgically reduced to 6. then i found out people were talking about inches, not centimeters :(
>>28901769
why wouldn't it be? They make up a majority of this shit hole board nowadays
>>28900563
No because small tits are cuuuute :)
>>28901847
Even virgin girls think large penis is better. It's a manliness/status thing. You want your boyfriend to be the most manly around and knowing that makes you hot.
>>28901914
This is a 12-year-old boy's fantasy and does not represent how women think at all.
>>28901914
wearing a sweater in the summer makes you hot.
>>28901942
It's not how they think, but how they feel. If you feel your boyfriend is really manly, then you get hot. And manliness is strongly associated with how large is your penis.
>>28900563
On a personal level maybe some do but on the whole no. Simply because when you look at public celebrities, models etc there's a shitload if not majority of the women classed as beautiful with tits on display with a whole range of sizes
Girls are lucky in that sense
It's interesting, I wonder what life woyld be like for men if we all knew a guys dick size or there was an easy way to tell. Sure I bet there's many hung movie stars, but there has to be just as many pindicks on the silver screen too.
Wonder how perceptions would change
>>28901982
Again, this is a child's fantasy and not how the world works.
>>28901694
A micropenis is too much (or rather too little) but 4 inch is plenty to get off on. I refuse anything above 6-7 inches anyway. I dont have any desire to get my vagina ripped.
Aside from obvious deformities I never was turned off by a guys penis. I care way more about his height because short guys are weird and usually also fucked up in the head.
Also if a girl is flat she gets made fun of. At least guys can hide with pants.
>>28901984
It would be interesting too if we could tell a guy's dick size from the way he speaks or writes. Guys with tiny baby penises would definitely end messages with "Wonder how perceptions would change" or gay baby-penis stuff like that.
>>28901914
Being tall, fit, and not a pussy are way more important for attraction. If you aren't those things no girl is looking at your penis anyway
>>28901995
>not how the world works.
The way the world works is that the average guy feel so happy for having a girlfriend and having shitty sex on regular basis, when she is fucking behind your back some tall strong hunged guy who is also smarter and cooler than you.
>>28902052
More child's fantasy. When are you going to grow up and stop swallowing the memes? Men cheat more than women, and neither sex cheats all that often. It is certainly not ubiquitous as you like to imagine.
>>28902036
>tall, fit and not a pussy
>attraction
Yes, for getting to the point of sex.
But no girl gets excited over seeing an average cock when she pulls down your pants.
>>28900563
you can't see how small a guy's dick is. but girls are reminded of how small they are every day.
>>28902095
Most girls don't get excited about seeing a cock, period, and they don't care whether it's average or above average.
>>28900563
No, unless the girl is tall. because if she's tall with small tits she might as well be a man
>>28901999
Made fun of by other girls who end up working a dead end job that barely pays to feed Chad's offsprings while the lonely, breastless girl is now living in a decent sized house with a loving husband.
Guys don't usually marry girls that look like whores unless they get them pregnant, and it's really hard to look like a whore when you don't have tits.
>>28902146
This. If I had a choice I would marry a cute, thin short girl with basically no breasts over any other girl if the differences are only physical.
>>28901995
>>28902078
Ok, then keep believing the normie politically correct narrative.
>>28902230
And you keep believing the delusional robot narrative. All these KV NEETs spending their lives in Mommy's basement really know what women think!
>>28902105
i dated a girl with small tits, i didn't care at all and neither did all the guys she fucked before, during, and after. meanwhile it was perfectly acceptable for her to make fun of my small dick, act annoyed about it, tell people about it and laugh, tell me she told people about it and laughed, and tell me that she was justified in treating me like shit because she was frustrated by my small penis. she treated it like a personal affront to her.
>>28902263
>All these KV NEETs spending their lives in Mommy's basement really know what women think!
No, and that's exactly why you should stop thinking you know anything.
>>28900563
I think the really insecure ones are the ones that are bothered by it. Or the shallow ones. After all, there's nothing more shallow that breast implants. If there's one cosmetic surgery I love, it's breast lifting. The doctors that do those are doing god's work.
>>28902291
Actually, I have a GF and several female friends. My knowledge comes from actually interacting with women, both in person and anonymously online.
>>28902078
>and neither sex cheats all that often
A surprising percentage of people cheat on their partners. I think you are the one who doesn't know how the world works
>>28902343
Maybe if you call 10-15% a 'surprising' percentage. But according to the rhetoric on this board, it's more like 80-100%.
>>28900882
am I autistic if I hear beep boop when she touches them?
>>28900563
one of those things like
>small boobs are good because they're still boobs
while
>small benis is bad because its a smell benis
to compare it a simplier way, its like saying a small private jet is still amazing, because its a private jet. While only a large hoagie fills the hunger, while a small one is better to pass as you will be dissapointed and still left hungry.
t.cuck
I think he female equivalent of a small penis is fucked up saggy tube tits/pancake tits + a full blown roastie.
>>28902321
>I have a GF
Exactly, that's why you don't know anything.
>several female friends
Me too. And they have cheated on, lied to themselves and to others, etc... But if you ask them, and believe their answers, you will think they are really good people.
I don't personally think cheating and lying is that bad, if you are not the victim of this behavior.
>>28902361
you're already autistic does it matter if this makes you anymore autistic
>>28902351
>10-15%
in my experience it's more. under 50% for sure, though
>>28902446
>I don't personally think cheating and lying is that bad, if you are not the victim of this behavior.
That's probably one of the reasons you believe everyone does it. But it's not the truth.
>>28902499
Your experience does not agree with studies and statistics.
>>28902499
I should add that I don't live in the US so maybe it differs over there
>>28902521
this website is for Americans, sweetie.
>>28902515
>Your experience does not agree with studies and statistics.
But you can't really rely on studies on a topic like this. When you cheat you don't usually want other people to find out
>>28902559
It doesn't matter who's for, you're the 10-15% here, darling
>>28902582
You can most certainly rely on studies when they are anonymous. That doesn't mean that everyone will answer honestly, but if you get a number like 10-15% you can be pretty confident that the real number is not double that.
>>28902078
>men are more honest than women
fixed that for you
>>28902717
fuck off longhair, get a job
>>28902624
Fair enough, but I still believe that it's more, but still a minority
>>28902725
>implying I don't have a job
not starting till wednesday though
why do you think so many girls get tit jobs? tit size is the female equivalent of dick size, so yes, they do get self conscious over it.
>>28901860
If this is real, I'm sorry.
>>28901374
thx m8, masturbating to her profile now.
>>28902784
You grew up with the internet on, didn't you?
>>28901999
>short guys are weird and usually also fucked up in the head.
Not true.
>>28902824
that's right. there's nothing "up" about their heads.
>>28902370
any tits that cant be titty fucked are fucking worthless
>>28903048
say it with me:
FUCKING WORTHLESS
CHESTLET HOLOCAUST WHENnot original, good job
http://www.medicaldaily.com/double-trouble-how-your-breast-size-speaks-volumes-about-you-313692
>Contrary to popular and unfounded belief, large-breasted women actually have higher intelligence than their less-endowed counterparts.
>A 2011 University of Chicago study found larger-breasted women scored an average of 10 points higher than other women in IQ tests.
dumb chestlets BTFO
>>28903234
shit meant to post this img
originalo
>>28900563
>implying the 2 even compare
When there are plenty of women running around with small dick preferences, we'll talk.
>>28903252
>implying anyone wants small tits
>implying that people claiming to like small tits arent just whiteknights settling
>>28903270
There are guys out there with preferences to damn near anything a woman could have going on. I doubt tit size is that big a deal aside from dumb personal hangups and jealousy stemming from ultimately nothing.
>>28901745
Did that guy an hero after this?
tits are an optional frankly, big is better but it's no deal breaker
fat is usually the ultimate deal breaker for most men, but even for that there's a fair amount of men who dig it, certainly more so than women digging small dicks, judging from all the bbw shit around
>>28903302
>stemming from ultimately nothing.
literally
>>28900610
>>28900645
Yup, small chest + sour grapes-style denial, then accusing of small dick when called on it.
Unless you're up at Ariel Winter size, bigger boobs = more attractive. But it is cosmetic
>>28900583
There's quite a few women who are glad that hey don't have humongous breasts or the back pain associated with all that breast tissue. What women often want/are envious of is perkiness, not size. And having a flat chest isn't bad, either since they can get away with wearing no bra.
Tbh the average female of age would have to be beyond deluded to even consider dating. I don't even know how they can contend with possibly dating someone who thinks like so many of you do---the compromise so you're not lonely or whatever isn't worth it.
comments like "Do women worry that they won't be sexy to me 'cause they don't have hueg breasts, 'cause u know the women need big penises myth is 100% trufax an' all durr." really kick the stupidity up a notch . I'm sorry for your deplorable state of mind, I really am.
>>28903590
lmao chestlet damage control
>>28901694
Sure, dicklet. Women barely get any satisfaction from average sized cocks, let alone 9" ones. Might aswell just fist them with your arm
>>28903252
There are women with small dick preferences. They find sex with large dicks painful.
>>28903652
small meaning average-bit below average perhaps
no woman likes actual dicklets i.e guys with 2-3 inch ""cocks""
>>28903616
well, there's been studies that have proved that men of lower socioeconomic status prefer large breasts while men with higher socioeconomic status prefer small breasts on average.
So shoo troll. Don't you have a nascar race to watch on your front lawn couch?
also that picture is awful. I doubt that woman is considered attractive by most people who are not fetishists.
>>28903710
no amount of mental gymnastics will make you attractive
guys swarm big titted girls, you lived through this in highschool and you know it deep down
dumb chestlet
>>28903695
Sure, but almost no one has a penis that small.
>>28903652
>There are women with small dick preferences
>>28903767
when i was in high school, most guys went after girls with nice hips and butts. there were some guys who went after the big-breasted girls. they were the guys who still got their bottoms wiped by their mommies.
>>28903780
Your Star Trek meme really underlines your expert-level knowledge of women and what they want.
>>28900563
There are men who prefer smaller breasts on a woman. There no women who prefer a smaller dicc
>>28903767
lolwat
None's stopping you from admiring saggy boobs, or those unnaturally spherical ones if they're fake but leave people with differing preferences alone.
>>28903793
ahahahahha look at that butthurt
does the genetically superior female attached trigger you?
lmao when will you learn
Your tits aren't AT LEAST the size of basketballs? How'd you get out of the trash can?
>>28903799
Basic knowledge of life tells you that smaller penises are just useless and should have been breed out ages ago. Nobody but a contrarian faggot actually """"""""prefers"""""""" small dicks. But go ahead, keep trying to soothe yourself.
>>28903805
There are lots of women who prefer a smaller dick. See:
>>28903652
>>28903818
babies suckle on breasts. men thrust boners into cunts. you're embarrassing yourself bro.
>>28903805
that's not true because small women exist.
>>28900563
small tits are okay if you are not picky yourself. if you have a nice personality there will be some guy who will still fuck you from behind or with your top on just fine. but it's definitely going to make you feel like shit anytime you're around other girls or at a party.
>>28903842
>random post on an image board
>accurate representation of anything in real life
>>28903818
do you have a learning disability? I'm genuinely curious.
i don't know if i'm a chestlet or not. my boobs are slightly bigger than two grapefruits. i'm a chestlet by tit cow fetish standards i guess.
>>28903846
niggers, monkeys, and homosexuals prefer ass
intelligent ubermensch that are focused on raising offspring prefer tits
>>28903863
even if i did you still have small tits
>>28903149
Yeah, def gonna need sauce on that plz
>>28903841
I have an above average sized penis but I happen to know that tons of women don't care about dick size, and plenty prefer small ones over large ones. Men are the ones with the weird dick obsessions.
>>28903882
>I have an above average sized penis
maybe, but you sure have a below-average-smelling penis. P.U.!
>>28903861
That applies to your post as well, you memer. Get over your dick obsession. Just admit you're gay.
>>28903904
sorry, i hate to butt in, but you've told that man to get over his dick obsession AND admit he's gay? shouldn't he choose one or the other?
>>28903882
>"Nobody really cares about it, geez"
>"but I totally have an above average dick like most of /r9k/ guise :^)"
Not even him, but could you be even more of a faggot?
>>28903882
I really doubt the "plenty" claim, maybe an obscure fetish every once in a while, but not plenty in a time where small dicks care one of the most common faults a guy has and is an extremely easy target of ridicule. It's that way for a reason.
>>28903881
/ygwbt/res/15093.html on anonib
knock yourself out my friend
>>28903966
It's not a fetish. It's a simple physical matter. Big dicks are uncomfortable and unpleasant for a lot of women. Most women DO NOT care about dicks the way that men do. The reason it's a subject for ridicule is that men are obsessed with it.
>>28903966
>faults
are you talking about a microdick or just on the small end? there are many more girls than you think who prefer a small one over a big one, and somewhere in between is fine too.
the ridicule thing is a boys thing. women will never ridicule you for it because the only time one will see your dick is if she's into you. women who try to "argue" with someone and use that shit as an insult just realize guys are insecure about their dicks, not that they truly give a shit. the ones who genuinely crave big cock are hopefully tall/wide or they are probably a slut.
>>28903882
You're sort of right but I'd say it's more accurate to say that nearly all women prefer large ones, but significantly fewer prefer gigantic ones. There's definitely women that crave like 8.5+ ones, but for most women, anything that's that size is really just a nuisance and not all that pleasurable.
I'd still love to be that size, though.
>>28904037
>women will never ridicule you for it because the only time one will see your dick is if she's into you. women who try to "argue" with someone and use that shit as an insult just realize guys are insecure about their dicks, not that they truly give a shit. the ones who genuinely crave big cock are hopefully tall/wide or they are probably a slut.
this post was written by a roast
its also dumb as fuck so it must be a chestlet
>>28904073
go b4ck to r3ddet, conspiracyposter
guys who like big tits are faggots, big tits are like men's shaved buttocks or testicles with faggy nipples in the middle. female butts are where it's at.
>>28904017
Not as often sure, but when it gets down to it, size does matter and "too big" is a much better reaction than too small.
>>28904037
Both really. Anything below 5 is fetish tier.
>women will never ridicule you for it because the only time one will see your dick is if she's into you.
That is a straight up lie. Pants off does not mean sex is automatically going to happen from there, things can happen and people can change their minds.
>>28903880
The damage control tho.
>>28904114
nigger detected
>>28904155
you know im right, chestlet
>>28901712
>"I want to be filled up sometimes"
>"I like to be stretched"
ain't no damn myth buddy
>>28904140
>anything below 5 is fetish
you're silly, little guy
>Pants off does not mean sex is automatically going to happen from there, things can happen and people can change their minds.
only in movies i guess. even if you're just hooking up you'll get something out of it. she'll make fun of you later behind your back if you're still in high school or whatever and people do that.
>>28903918
I've noticed this as well with people like this
>>28904241
>only in movies i guess.
>if you're in high school
Things that you don't agree with don't JUST happen in movies or high school because you don't like it. It's still very real and a part of adult life some unfortunate people are going to have to go through. Sometimes you just aren't good enough.
>>28904312
yeah but you're assuming that like 30-40% of men are "not good enough" you little spaz.
if you're a stinky fat weirdo with a dick hidden in 3 pounds of pubes, maybe a lot of girls will say no to that, but as it turns out the vast majority of guys will do just fine with women. and dick size is only an issue between young guys. it's when your dick is pretty much absent that women can't deal with.
>>28904305
this as well is something like this i've noticed with this and this in this is what i've this nothised this with thises like this
>>28904348
this.
i know that girl she went to my high school.
No, because a girl with small tits can be svelte, which is still considered beautiful.
>>28904346
I'm just saying that anyone claiming to "prefer" smaller dicks is just bullshit because that is just not the case. "Deal with" is a better way of putting it. If it came down to literally having to line up and be chosen, an overwhelming majority would choose the bigger ones every time.
no because boobs are for breast feeding
>>28904428
unless they aren't sluts, or they are shorter girls.
dick should be proportional anyway to you body. if you look like a freak one way or the other that's not attractive. but the "overwhelming" majority won't put any thought to it as long as you're in a healthy range around 4-6". this isn't profound information little goyim, vaginas are elastic but they also have their limits. women care more about so many other things that it's a non-issue, but say whatever you like senpai.
>>28901694
t. virgin who watches 4 hours of porn a day
>>28900563
GAS THE CHESTLETS
>>28904622
I'm a virgin, but I sure as hell don't watch 4 hours of porn a day. I need my vidya fix, and porn just interferes. If you put me in a locked room that I cannot unlock and gave me a choice of a gaming PC that never gets old with all of the games as soon as they come out but absolutely no porn, or multiple devices that I can view unlimited porn on, even VR porn I'd still choose the games over the porn. Any day.
>>28900563
Women who are insecure about their tits are only projecting their own shallowness onto males.
For guys, things like tit size is a preference, not a requirement. It's a nice bonus but not a necessity.
For women, things like penis size, height, confidence etc. is a requirement, if you're laking in one area she will drop your ass in a heartbeat.
>>28904569
4 to 6 is a much bigger range than it sounds on paper, or text in this case. And I say again, both look weird, but a proportionally larger one is much better because it at least isn't completely laugh-worthy to 100% of women.
>>28904686
>tfw 6'4 and I think my 6 inches looks like a cockette
>>28904683
>he actually believes this
even i've rejected chicks with small tits and i was a loser in high school, desperate enough to fuck just about any slut who looked nice.
also your first comment doesn't make any sense at all.
>>28904723
You are a fucking dumbass then.
There's also the really fat chicks with small tits.
I've dated one. I was kinda forced into it, and I broke up with her after 1 week. It was a horrible experience, I'm scared to talk to women that aren't skeletons now.
>>28904734
nah he just has standards
enabling chestlets is retarded
>>28904734
>im dumb for not being attracted to women who don't look like women
well that's nice. but don't try to speak for everyone when you claim to be blind to one of the most defining features of a girl.
>>28902739
Idiots.
Small tits = mid/upper socioeconomically developed body = below posh and well above average.
Women LITERALLY are retarded.
>>28904428
Absolutely wrong. Plenty of women literally do not care, or else find big dicks to be uncomfortable.
>>28904837
yeah if an average girl fucked some 8 by 5 inch porno cock she would be howling in pain
>>28904723
Probably because they were complete bitches or had mental problems. Did you straight reject them because their tits weren't big enough? I'm just asking because more than enough dudes will at least deal with it if she is nice enough.
Small tits aren't even my thing and I still think her chest size is pretty low on the priority list. I need them childbearing hips.
>>28904569
you're just talking nonsense
you know women will pick the biggest dick possible, it's just nature
what the fuck do you mean 4-6 being healthy range? mine is 7.5 inches am i not "healthy"? girls have complimented me a bunch of times but literally just one or two girls have actually not been able to fit the entire thing in.
and short girls? in my experience her height doesn't matter, actually the shorter girls have been the most enthusiastic about my dick
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>>28904837
>Plenty
>finding bigger dicks uncomfortable
Nice reassuring, dicklet.
>>28901678
small as compared to porn
which is to say average
no women like the actually small d
>>28904896
m8 go tell a chink to fuck an 11 inch mandingo cock. there is a reason that whore in Full Metal Jacket avoided niggers
>>28904837
Plenty do not, otherwise it would not be such an "issue" in the first place. Women like bigger dicks, get over it.
>>28904951
>7 inches is now 11 inches
>>28904896
7.5 is probably fine but like you said it doesn't always fit and from my experience with 7 it's very rare that you can just get into fucking her anytime soon. maybe you're just clowning about the height thing, but sex is supposed to be comfortable. having a caricature of a penis and expecting it to make you a better partner because muh nature is so out of touch with reality that i don't know where to begin. women don't pick based on dick at all anywhere in the world, not even sluts who don't really pick anyone in particular. if you're in that range it's just almost guaranteed not to be an issue.
>>28904683
>For women, things like penis size, height, confidence etc. is a requirement, if you're laking in one area she will drop your ass in a heartbeat.
UTTERLY false. You tell yourself this to justify never trying.
>>28904896
>you know women will pick the biggest dick possible, it's just nature
How fucking delusional and isolated are you, that you believe this shit?
>>28904937
Again, my dick is above average. I'm saying this shit because it's the truth, not because I'm trying to cope with having a small member.
>>28904961
It's not an "issue" at all. YOU make it into an issue. Men are fucking obsessed with dick size. Women for the most part don't give a fuck as long as it's not like 3''.
>>28905262
But there's no way you'd want it average or slightly below because you know you're full of shit. I'm not talking some crazy ass, fake looking mandingo penis, but within a relative size, the bigger one IS just better and this "size dun matter" meme needs to die.
>>28904951
speaking of chinks i am actually fucking a 5'2 chinese girl, she absolutely loves my dick and takes it all the way every time, she literally can't get enough, my ex gf who was same height (she was white though) was also thrilled by it. This "short girls don't like big dicks" thing doesn't make any sense to me it isn't even close to my experience at all.
>>28905034
you're right i can't just go in right away, she needs to be properly wet first which takes some foreplay,
Of course they don't "pick based on dick" a bitch won't find out how big a guys dick is until AFTER she decided to fuck him, so that doesn't make any sense.
I never said it made me a better partner, that's a completely different thing. But i am saying that girls want big dicks, regardless of ethnicity or height, im saying that from experience. The point where it's a "caricature" is well beyond 6 and 7''.
>and from my experience
what experience is that exactly, do you have 7?
>>28905338
I would not mind if mine was smaller. Sex with my GF can be legitimately difficult because mine is a little big for her. The bigger one is NOT better for all women. LOTS of women like smaller dicks.
>>28905468
I love how they just try to invalidate any possible anecdote about girls liking bigger dicks and go acting like dicklets have a chance.
>>28905500
>I would not mind if mine was smaller.
You should only be saying that if it's big enough to be an actual health hazard.
>>28905506
You're honestly pathetic. When are you going to grow up and stop acting like a 14 year old?
>>28905539
Mine is 6.5'' and is not a health hazard, but I would NOT mind if it was smaller. It would make sex easier with my GF.
>>28905468
saying girls want big dicks is like saying guys want blondes the way you presented it. like i said more than enough times now, it's not a real concern unless it's hard to tell you have a dick at all. if a guy feels bad about his normal sized penis, that's a sign of mental dysfunction rather than his relationship with women. i'm sure you know dozens if not hundreds of guys who have happy girlfriends and dicks that are smaller than yours.
>>28905545
When you realize the world isn't little league and everybody gets participation trophies or trying.
More than plenty of women prefer the better option, there's a reason people lie and some feel so fucking proud. Yeah men think about it a lot, but it's not 100% on them.
>>28901745
Well I feel loads better about myself
>>28904943
Actually, I'm in the rare scenario to say otherwise.
I know -one- girl who likes tiny dicks.... So much so that she almost exclusively dates Asian men (which, in itself, is a damn funny).
The reason being is she has an extremely short vaginal tract, about 3" actually. And anything remotely larger is "extremely fucking painful".
She is, in all regards, the exception.
But she exists.
Yes, she is also barely a 6/10 looks 4/10 personality.... So she's very popular with Asian virgins.
>>28902361
No sir. This is the true sign of a robot.
My boy, you have ascended far beyond the level of even the grandest of wizards.
>>28905625
>tfw my only options are rare deformities and even rarer fetishists
Fuck these threads are painful. Why are we allowed to exist? I'm not outwardly angry about it every day, but fuck I hate my fucking dick. I can't even fap for too long because my hand literally engulfs it and I look pathetic.
>>28900583
Do you know women who DO ironically enjoy micro penis? Because I'm accepting gf applications.
>>28905611
Good. Now continue to feed loads of butter into yourself, fatty.
>>28905759
how small anon
>>28905917
About 4.5 hard, looks like >>28901745
soft.
Been pantsed and laughed at, don't even bother with women despite how much I'd really like some companionship, and like I said before even fapping isn't entirely hassle free. It doesn't rule all of my life, but I absolutely hate when I am reminded of it which is pretty much here. It's just cathartic to vent about it here from time to time.
>>28906070
4.5 is a perfectly reasonable size in and of itself. If you're overweight you can also gain dick size by losing weight (since your fat engulfs your penis). But a 4.5-incher is literally no reason to abandon pursuit of a GF.
>>28900563
No.
Men have a far, far wider range of "would fuck" than women do. A woman with small tits still has a pretty great pick of the litter.
The average woman will always have more options in the dating market than the average man.
Eggs expensive, sperm cheap.
>>28900563
How can you even ask such a thing remilia? The tits obviously come down to preference whereas the duck directly affects your partners pleasure. Don't make me dig up those reddit posts of women who had bigger ducks inside them and tried going back to average ducks realizing that it's just not as good and having to fake orgasms.
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>>28906186
M-maybe your fat could engulf my penis?
>>28906186
Don't. I already know it's not "reasonable," and just barely passable. I'm not overweight and I even trim a little so it's not completely covered up. I also know I'm not going to be outright ridiculed to my face for it unless she is a real bitch, but 4 is definitely gossip-worthy. Hell, probably even cheat-worthy if someone looks at her the right way.
>>28906305
Dude you're worried about the length of your penis and yet you're trimming it? You people are beyond help.
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>>28906253
QUACK QUACK QUACK QUACK QUACK QUACK QUACK QUACK QUACK QUACK QUACK QUACK QUACK QUACK QUACK
>>28906323
>Dude you're worried about the length of your penis and yet you're trimming it?
why he can't trim?
>>28906305
You're making excuses so that you don't have to try, like every other fucking robot. Most women don't care if your dick is 4.5 inches. And women are not going to assault you with a ruler to find out its exact size. If you meet a woman who wants to get naked with you then whether your dick is 4.5 inches or 5.5 inches is not going to matter. The ONLY thing holding you back is your shitty attitude.
>>28906362
Gee, I don't know, Anon. Usually it makes sense to continually trim down something that you want to be as long as possible.
>>28906186
dicklet here
average erect length is supposedly 5.5 inches, girth is 5 or so.
I can't remember the study, but women on average, when asked what their ideal size is, say maybe 6 by 5 inches or so.
But when they were shown dildos the dimensions of which they did not know, and asked to choose the ideal size, they chose dildos of 7 inches long by 6 girth or larger.
In other words, their spatial reasoning is shit and they like cocks bigger than what they said they did.
Average, or even worse, BELOW average, is...not...good...enough.
Size matters, and to say it doesn't when the hard (heh) data and the anecdotal evidence both confirm it absolutely fucking does, is condescending and giving false hope.
I'm 4 inches hard and I've accepted all of this is true.
Why can't you?
>>28906394
forget the dick, i'm more concerned about your cable provider.
>>28906389
Doesn't he mean the pubes of his genitals?
I don't think he cuts his penis.
>>28906323
Well before it was to try and fix the problem a little bit, now it's routine.
>>28906367
They aren't going to come at me with a ruler, but anybody with a brain can tell if something looks proportionally off.
>>28906432
I think he's trying to be funny.
>>28906253
Bigger tits turn men on more on average, leading to greater arousal and therefore pleasure.
So yeah, tits do effect a man's pleasure, though it's more psychological, whereas the relation of cock size to a woman's pleasure is more physical, i.e greater surface area of cock leads to greater surface area of vagina being stimulated.
>>28906432
nope, he's cutting his penis. we were talking about his penis and he said "i even trim a little." didn't specify that we were changing the subject to talk about his pubic hair. there's nothing that could have meant other than that he snips the tip off of his dick every week like it's a fingernail.
>>28906458
*trying and absolutely succeeding
>>28906486
Yea, I did laugh a little too.
>>28906470
what?
>>28906486
I didn't find it funny if that is the joke. but well, different folkes different strokes.
>>28906458
I understand it, but well.
>>28906412
I'm waiting until the end of the billing cycle to tell them to fuck off.
It's just too much money. I wanted to downgrade to just internet only, but they like to fuck you over if you only use one of their services.
So now my plan is to just go back to AT&T for internet even though it's not quite as good, but the price makes up for it. They weren't bad really.
Then get HBO Now. Between that and Netflix and networks uploading shows right to their sites, I'm covered.
>>28906394
Your shitty dildo study doesn't prove anything. All you are doing is making excuses not to try. If you actually wanted companionship, you could find it. But you'd rather post essays about how even average dicks are not good enough, because it means you get to hide out in Mommy's basement for the rest of your life and feel like it's the best way to go because you couldn't accomplish anything anyway. You're fucking pathetic and worthless. NOT because of your dick, but because of your idiotic mind. You're a walking mess of complexes and the sad thing is that if you weren't so inundated with /r9k/ memes you could actually make something of yourself and be happy. But you'd rather wallow and cry like the fucking man-baby you are.
>>28906436
Keep making excuses, buddy. It's so much easier than actually going out and meeting people. Too bad you can't hug and kiss an excuse.
>>28906546
And now we hit the part where they go on a text rant because someone doesn't agree with everything they have to say.
>>28906613
Nice reaction image. Keep them coming, memester.
>>28906529
ok, fair enough. did you like this one >>28906280
where i was pretending to be you? no WAY you didn't think that was funny. come on bro i need this.
>>28906632
Only if you got more baseless personal jabs ready to go. Wanna actually take a crack at my penis size or virginity next?
>>28906671
No, because your penis size is not a problem and your virginity is something you could remedy. The only problem is your mindset.
>>28906394
that's not you and you're not real
>>28906394
how do you accept it ? how do you cope with it ?
>>28906712
But you were so sure I'm stuck in my mom's basement based on absolutely nothing but what I've said about an issue like dick size of all things. Here I'm giving you free ammo and you're not even going to touch it. Here, maybe my pretty average job as a store stocker? That do something for you? Maybe you're off in college with prospects right now and could spit on what I make soon enough.
>>28906652
But i am not the anon that posted his dick, I am just lurking, and entered to post a little.
The female equivalent of a small penis is probably vaginismus or some sort of serious deformity.
>>28904786
this whore have a name?
>>28906779
So what if you work as a store stocker? Do you rent your own apartment? Do you have a social life?
>>28906828
nope, nameless. they begged her parents at the hospital to give her a name but her dad punched a nurse and they grabbed the baby and split.
No. Small boobs are some guys' thing. Small dicks are inherently a negative feature.
>>28906843
I'm just trying to give you something you people normally like to work with when you get to this point. Income is usually a good start. Would the picture have just been more complete if I was a smelly hikki?
Rent with friends, and a moderate one. We don't party or some shit like that, but I'm not always just in my room if I'm not working.
>>28906897
>Small dicks are inherently a negative feature.
Wrong.
>>28906914
>implying any sane person would take the inferior version
Why are you so adamant about defending small useless dicks? Are you gay?
I was once dating a girl with tiny breasts and she was really insecure about it.
So she compensated by cheating on me with like 5 different guys.
>>28906912
So you're not doing too bad. Why don't you put yourself out there once in a while? If you're at the point where you're getting naked with a woman, she's not going to freak out and run off because your dick's 4 inches.
>>28906931
>inferior
>useless
Wrong again.
>>28906809
no. more like ugliness and permanent fatness (if exists)
>>28900563
No way because boys like me that are bi like tom boys a lot. Flat chested boyish girls turn me on a lot.
>>28904786
my fucking waifu. what do I have to do to have a gf like this? Presuming she isn't a terrible person
Be in better shape? have a good paying job? drive a great car? As long as it is something I can actually control, I will do it!
She's real, so that means someone once fugged her, they did something right. Women like this to me are like finding an ancient civilization's advanced structures and wondering how they built them without power tools, it shouldn't be possible but here she is!
>>28906946
I have and gotten burned for it a good few times. There's a reason I said gossipworthy, and believe it or not, if it looks off enough gears can shift pretty damn fast. It's part of the reason I have a complex over it, NOT /r9k/ contrary to how some get their opinions. I'm sorry I don't blindly accept some random anon's outlook on life over what I've experienced.
>>28906946
Except both those things are completely true Look at all the pathetic small dick faggots itt crying over it
>>28900563
Nah.
I'm a 32A and want a reduction, breasts are disgusting.
I also want to be a shota though, so maybe there's that.
>>28903841
Where do I find a contrarian faggot qt who will give my tiny peepee the love it deserves?
>>28907110
you do the penis penis and you peniself around
that's what it's all about
>>28904641
I want more of that webm
>>28907003
How have you gotten burned for it a good few times? What has happened exactly?
>>28907136
anyone sharing any pics? need more size comp stuff
boobs are for
-fags
-babies
end of list.
>>28907203
>the biggest boobs by far are the guy in the background
>>28907183
>inb4 shit out of a movie
Story 1:
>HS
>friends find out I never drank
>get beer, invite people to one of their house
>smallish group, around 10
>girl I didn't know had (keyword being) crush on me starts getting grindy
>we go to other room
>pants come down
>literally bursts out laughing
>nothing happens
>we all pass out
>couple of them still give me shit for it to this day
2:
>still HS, during pseudo bitches and whores phase
>get some contact info from femanon
>talk about life, the universe, and everything and all that shit
>eventually get to sexting and nudes
>send dick pick
>complete 180 on the messages until she slowly phases out
>still a little salty but over that
3:
>shower after soccer
>fuckhead would quit playing around with people's clothes
>takes mine one day and I'm chasing him around trying to get my shit back
>tripped and microscopic flacid dick exposed
>laughed at
>rumor spreads mostly because girls think every guy is a show-er
Last one wasn't nearly as bad because the brunt of it died pretty fast, but I couldn't get a girl to look at me for 2 minutes without a snicker or take me the least bit seriously. Like I said before, it doesn't rule all of my life these days,but these have made me more than a bit cautious and try to keep interaction to a minimum if I'm crushing on a girl.
>>28907418
sorry about 1 and 3, but the girl in 2 probably got turned off because you called it a "dick pick." as in "pickture." as in something a retarded person would say. she thought you were a retarded person. she probably loved your dic.
>>28907418
So let's go over this.
Story 1: Some dumb drunk high school girl acts like a retard
Story 2: A femanon is flaky and unreliable
Story 3: Who even cares, like you said your dick was flaccid
Look, you might have some trouble getting casual sex. But if you are pursuing an actual relationship, there's no reason that this shit would be an issue. The only one of the three that kind of qualifies as a real relationship failing because of your dick size is #2, and honestly, it's a fucking 4chan user, you can't expect them to be sane or reasonable people.
If I were you, I would try to meet women in person and go the relationship route. Don't jump straight into bed. Once she cares about you a little, she's not going to give a shit if your dick is on the short side. This is not an absolute but an 'in all likelihood'.
Unless you're one of those guys who literally only cares about sex, there's no reason you can't get a GF. You shouldn't let this shit hold you back.
>>28907418
no 2 is like my biggest fear. damn, you don't know how much i want just normal relationship with women, like other normal men. sex should be the best gift God gave to us, yet to me it's torturing and painful. how something is very happy and great for everyone, it's so mentally damaging for me. i don't know where else i should find happiness. i so want to be normal.
>tfw you don't care about the size of your penis because you're never gonna have sex anyways.
>>28907561
i'm not gonna either, it's just, i can't love myself if i have a small penis, i'm just, never gonna be better than the ones having it big
